/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Neither do real women.

[/jp/ Ramiro Control !tyDDwjY9KA No.]

It's that boy Ramiro again,

So I see you faggots like to copy my style with all this "bausse, fr@t, B@NK" shit...Listen, trying to be RAMIRO aint gonna make you RAMIRO. You're either born looking like a greek god, or, in your case, you aint.

Now lemme tell you bout this CA$H shit the other night. Me and my boys went and popped bottles in some redneck ass club, i think it was called "8 seconds". After downing about 12 Jager Bombs and a bottle of Hipnotiq (yeah u all wish u could stunt like a real boss) I had to take a piss. As i walk into the men's room, some hot slut follows me in and starts asking me what my name is. I'm like "Look bitch, first of all its Ramiro, second of all I ain't tryin to talk with you unless u jock this dick right now." Needless to say, she immediately pulls me into a stall. Did that bitch give ya boy some fire dome ? You know she did, it was clutch.

So eventually I finish up, and go to walk out and this skinny little chump walks in. He sees the girl stumble out of the stall and starts buggin out. Apparently I just had my way with this punk's girlfriend. he ask me who I am and I tell him. Then he goes "Wait, r u that faggot talking shit about my fraternity on Juicy Campus," to which I reply "Yes I am, now u better bounce cuz I'm about to call my boys in here so they can run a train on your bitch you little SAE faggot."

The next thing I know, this kid takes the most pathetic swing ever at my face. I catch him with an uppercut and he's out cold, face down, on the deck. The funniest part was he was wearing a shirt with some homo ass fish painted on the back... Oh well, I guess we can't all afford Ed Hardy.

After my boys dogged that hoe out, I hit up like 3 more clubs and grinded on just about every hot piece of ass in gainesville. The moral of the story: Hate on Ramiro to his face and u will get your shit rocked, and possibly your girlfriend fucked by 5 guys in a bathroom stall.

On the grind.
Ramiro the Champ

[The pride of the /jp/ Police, Investigation Team G4 Kokoro !AkechidrxE No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

I 100% agree with OP. Pillow lovers need to get out of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7672791
game set and thread

[Anonymous No.]

I just finished masturbating to some 3D gay porn. It's so fucking hard to find anything good since I'm not into 40-year-old fat hairy man. Where do you guys go to quench your homosexuality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7672943
Oh, I need to bump this since I'm legitimately looking for an answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7672943
Imagination

[Anonymous No.]

>>7672980
Yeah, but like... looking at dicks and asses is so much fun.

[Anonymous No.]

...cenk thread?

[Anonymous No.]

And would you believe it, he sleeps with his body pillow every night. I can't believe these people, Ana Kasparian!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7673027
>>7673016
If you're not going to let this derail into a gay thread, then I'm reporting it.