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7672098 No.7672098[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Bans are futile.
The experiment will continue.

This is a specially made bomb using the powers of /SCI/ENCE!

It will detonate shortly.
It cannot be disarmed or disabled in any way.

You have two options:

One, the bomb will detonate and kill every single person that has been on /jp/ within the past 24 hours. Everyone.

Two, you can request of the bomb that is instead destroy TARGET NUMBER 2. Target number 2 is Japan.
Every single person living in Japan will die.

In either case the death caused by the bomb is instant.

What do you choose?

>> No.7672099

http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/7672020#p7672083

>> No.7672101

you must be shitting me

>> No.7672103

>>7672098

Ur dad is wait OP.

>> No.7672104

Everyone in this thread, including myself and OP, has been trolled.

>> No.7672105

Bomb a head

>> No.7672106

Variable one completed.

>> No.7672107

every1 cept me that responds is a HUEG SUMMERFAGSA and i fucking AHTE UYOU 4 IT

im immune tho ive been here 5 a while

>> No.7672111

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>> No.7672112

>>7672104
Objective one completed.

>> No.7672115

>>7672106
takke dat vairable and stikc ti up ur as lol nigra

>> No.7672116

I have a query /jp/.

How do I make you feel?

>> No.7672119

>>7672112
i wip ur tears off my dik n feed ur ass w/ ownd seed
u hav 1 week 2 live cuz u dying off stage 12 own
how dos it fel 2b autism
gb2gayville ur dad is wait
ETERNALLY BUTTFRUSTRATED

>> No.7672121

You're small time compared to abatap. Now that was a force to be reckoned, a true challenge.

You amount to nothing but a temporary pest that can be stamped out with trivial effort. Not worth anyone's time, really.

>> No.7672122

>>7672116
Bored and pitying that you lack imagination.

>> No.7672123
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7672123

This is a specially made bomb using the powers of AUTISM.

It will detonate shortly.
It cannot be disarmed or disabled in any way.

You have two options:

One, the bomb will detonate and kill OP, and he will never return.

Two, you can request of the bomb that is instead destroy TARGET NUMBER 2. Target number 2 the thread.
The thread will never reappear and nobody will ever make it again.

In either case the death caused by the bomb is instant.

What do you choose?

>> No.7672124

>>7672116
aight i mean u aint as anonyin as u hope 2 be da annoyance 4 me wore off lik the 3rd time n its been kinda amusin since

an 2 the summerfag that will respond to this FUCK U u are the shitposting cancer fucking summerfag

>> No.7672125

OP's Steps:

I'll pretend to have fun by loop-posting;
I'll try to force my laugh so I feel better;
Oh god this isn't working;
Oh god they're owning me so bad;
God they make me so mad, my head is on fire;
Fuck you /jp/, i'm mad and I'll be back, you'll get yours and you'll pay for this!

Loser.

>> No.7672129

>>7672119
>>7672115
>>7672111
>>7672107
You used BUTTMAD!

It's not very effective...

>> No.7672128
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>> No.7672131

Objective number 2 completed.

>> No.7672132

>>7672129
You faggot, why are you such an idiot? You jaundiced jumped up, vercordiously pusillanimous piffle. Your vileseome existence nauseates me beyond compare. It is politically correct when discussing your faults to use certain words to denote your humanness above your disability. But in your case, there is nothing human. You are just challenged, you are just different. Given a choice of stepping in something nasty on the sidewalk, or bidding you good morning, I would happily choose the former. Single-handedly, you have wrenched all meaning out of life. Congratulations. As I write this I try vainly to think of something, anything, which redeems in some small way your utterly pointless existence. The only thing that comes to mind is that you have taught me hate. Pure, unmitigated hate. I have had fantasies about attacking you with a machete, but I dare not. I once cut up a starfish, which was so neurologically simple that each piece grew into a clone of the original. Your coleopteron brain no doubt shares certain appalling similarities with such creatures. You, misguided as you are, might be asking yourself what you have done to deserve such a letter as this. Your misdeeds and villainous vampings can be described in just two words: you exist. And believe me, there is no reason on earth why you should. How do you justify to yourself waking up each morning and ruining yet another day? If everything in this world has some purpose, some grand plan behind its existence, then yours surely is to show everything else, whether it be a slops bucket in a fried chicken stand, or the gunk behind the fridge, how fortunate it is not to be you. I have tried, but clearly, I have failed. I must stand firm to the realisation that mere words cannot express my utmost and profound contempt and loathing for your person, your being and your existence. You are a blight against nature.

>> No.7672133

>>7672129
If you're replying I guess the hat fits you? So I guess you're mad?

>> No.7672136

>>7672125
But dude, repeating something is always annoying eventually. It's the most epic and effective of trolls. It doesn't need to be clever or creative when everyone is clearly so butthurt.

>> No.7672137

OP probably isn't even black

>> No.7672138

>>7672132
You used RAGE!

Its not very effective...

>> No.7672140

>>7672129
yuo sem vey verry hrut i mad you'er mums butmadd whit my dik xd

>> No.7672141

You douche. I was planning on making similar threads to these eventually, with a /jp/-appropriate twist. Now I never can.

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>> No.7672146

>>7672137
I could always make like a chimera and change tripcodes.
>>7672136
Objective number 3 completed.

>> No.7672147

>>7672141
>Baaawww Waaaa
Who gives a shit dull-face.
Go be boring on your shitty life.

>> No.7672148

>>7672138
If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT.

>> No.7672151

Acting like you're a pseudo-intellectual professional with some 'big plan' by repeating shit over and over to troll us? Brilliant!

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