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7668607 No.7668607 [Reply] [Original]

You know /jp/, in reality, touhous would be doing nothing but having sex with jocks and alphas and would look at you with contempt.

Do you still want them to be real?

>> No.7668609

I don't even like Touhou.

>> No.7668619

/jp/ is alpha.

>> No.7668625
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7668625

This thread wasn't funny or edgy the last time you posted it, you know.

>> No.7668624
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>>7668609
Madness!

>> No.7668628

Who needs sex when you have magic!

>> No.7668630 [DELETED] 

>You know /jp/, in reality, touhous would be doing nothing but having sex with each other
fixed. Touhous are alphas.

>> No.7668644

>>7668630
Rinnosuke is as beta as they come.

>> No.7668669
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>>7668644
Occasionally he gets shipped with Keine, most likely due to their affiliation with the human village

>> No.7668709

>>7668669
Oh god I hadn't seen the resemblance before now.

I knw its copypasta but I'm going to reply anyways; the characters aren't going to be fucking and shit like you say because.

1. A decent portion of them are religiously affiliated, and as such they tend to have rules against sexual relations, at least against promiscuity.

2. The human characters are probably not even out of the first half of their teen years, don't get any ideas.

3. Gensokyo is a snapshot frozen in time of Japan 500 or more years ago, not the degenerate and moral-less ways of today, they focus more on spirituality rather than materialism and pleasures.

>> No.7673692

I'd go to the gloryhole Sanae 'works' at.

>> No.7673704

don't say things like that op

>> No.7673703

>>7668709
>During the feudal Kamakura period (1185–1333) when Japan was controlled by militaristic shoguns, the miko was forced into a state of mendicancy as the shrines and temples that provided her with a livelihood fell into bankruptcy. Disassociated from a religious context, her performance moved further away from a religious milieu and more toward one of a non-ecclesiastical nature. The travelling miko, known as the aruki miko, became associated with prostitution. (Kuly 2003:199)

>> No.7673721

I am black.

>> No.7673732

>>7673721

Me too, it would be HELL keeping touhous off of my dick.

>> No.7673733
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7673733

>You know /jp/, in reality, touhous would be doing nothing but eating jocks and alphas and would look at you with an intense hunger

Fixed.
We would know to stay in the safety of our houses while the Alphas get eaten. Then soon, only us /jp/ers will remain. Then hopefully the Touhous would eventually get bored and full, and then rape and belittle us for entertainment.

>> No.7673748

>>7673733
That is rather hoping for a lot. You know this right?

>> No.7673779

Given that Touhou was created by ZUN, I'm quite sure he intends them to be either disinterested in men or at the very least not be attracted to jackasses.

>> No.7673792
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7673792

That is okay OP.
I prefer my Touhoes being cumsluts afterall~

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>>7668709
>The human characters are probably not even out of the first half of their teen years, don't get any ideas.
You do know this is /jp/, right?

>> No.7673795

>>7673779
What if alcohol were involved?

>> No.7673797

>>7673792

best doujin ever

>> No.7673801

What OP is saying is that reality is so corrupt that our pure touhous couldn't exist within it, and would have to turn into horrible sluts before they could. I guess it's just one of the requirements for being real.

>> No.7673802

>>7673795
We're talking about ZUN, alcohol is already involved.

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7673807

I am alright with this OP, i am also a super slut.

So me and my touhou waifu could go out together and have sex's with jocks/alpha's/and other assholes.

Everyone knows a 3P is the best afterall~

>> No.7673817

Silly Anon.

They grow dicks with magic and fuck each other.

>> No.7673823
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7673823

Jocks are jerks.

>> No.7673842

>>7673703
>Single miko
>Done out of destitution rather than desire.

>> No.7673847

WHO IS THIS DOIN' THIS KINDA ALPHA BETA KINDA PSYCHEDELIC FUCKIN

Anyway, I expect they'd wind up doing ad-sponsored superhero stunts for TV, which would be fine.

>> No.7673950

>>7673733
That's all so bleak and diabolical.
I'm sure at least the Moria shrine would hunger for something other than human flesh.

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7673954

is /jp/ beta or omega?

>> No.7673962

>>7673954
Shouldn't you be asking if it's gamma or UV?

>> No.7674094
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7674094

Touhous are low tier. The jocks can have them.

TM girls are much better waifu material.

>> No.7674101

>>7674094
Enjoy your psychotic insecure sluts.

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>>7674094
Everyone knows SMD-31-FX is the best anyways.

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>> No.7674243

>>7673792
Requesting source.

>> No.7674286

>>7674243

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/353868/c94133454c/

>> No.7674289

>>7674286
Thanks muchly.

>> No.7674295

>>7674286
I came only watching the first page

>> No.7674308
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7674308

I could still feed the cats with milk.

>> No.7674320

>>7673794
if Flandre were real she'd have to be employed as some form of air-to-surface genocide weapon. Remilia seems more like the type to be an aristocrat who would be above the idea of promiscuity.

>> No.7674337

I would be the guy that kicks your door down and fucks your waifu right in front of you.

>> No.7674355

>>7674337
And I would be the guy who kicks down your waifu and fucks your door right in front of you.

>> No.7674358

Why would they be sluts? I don't think so op

>> No.7674359
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7674359

I'm more alpha that they can handle. And i don't even like toehoes.

>> No.7674361

>>7674355
And I would be the waifu who kicks you because you cheated on her with a door.

>> No.7674363

>>7674337
>>7674355
Then I would be the guy who fucks you down and kicks your waifu in front of your door.

>> No.7674369

>>7673721
>>7673732
You are the worst color also just because you are makes it worse because you are both black nerds.

>> No.7676579

Stop sexualizing touhous!

There is nothing in the games that alludes to anything sexual in nature. It's not like they are eroge or anything; they are magical shooters for kids.

>> No.7676608

>>7676579
>There is nothing in the games that alludes to anything sexual in nature. It's not like they are eroge or anything; they are magical shooters for kids.

It's like you've never played EoSD.

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>>7668607
Of course, sense wanna be jocks and alphas ain't shit. Only those with a huge heart, a steel fist, and limitless imagination shall get touhou poon.

However Yuyuko, Rumia, and that Zombie chick will definitely eat you regardless, unless you can distract Rumia with sex since she's curious about everything

>> No.7676672

not cirno, shes to much of an idiot for any man, woman, child, etc., to ever love her or want to have sex with her

>> No.7676701

>>7673732
don't repeat the HELL thing like a retarded asshat, brother

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>>7676672
Don't say such horrible things!

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>>7676672
Cirno has genius troll logic, what you talkin about?

>> No.7677109

So, which Touhou do you think would prefer awkward weeabos and other betas?

>> No.7677131
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>>7677109
She shut off her feelings just like us.

>> No.7677636

>>7677109
Rinnosuke

>> No.7677651
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7677651

>Do you still want them to be real?
Never did.

I'm sure you don't fit either category of male that you mentioned OP, but they could have them and, in reality, we would not care.

>> No.7677654

>>7677636

In Marisa's clothes.

>> No.7677676
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7677676

9/10 OP
posting in a troll thread.
the -1 is because you fooled yourself as well.

>> No.7677865

I can't really fault girls for being sluts. Because if I were one I'd be a slut too. At least if I were good-looking.

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