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7665356 No.7665356 [Reply] [Original]

Let's open up a traveling Touhou brothel:
a Touwhore house on wheels.

Dress some bitches up as Touhous
and schedue /jp/ meetups in cities.

How much could we charge?

(hell, on second thought this might only work in Japan)

>> No.7665357

Wouldn't work even if /jp/ could afford it.

>> No.7665359

>>7665356
You are a disgusting human being composed of mulch of and dung.

>> No.7665375
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7665375

>women

>> No.7665377

>>7665359
This would be nothing compared to some of the shit they do.

>> No.7665381

$0.50 rub
$1 cum in mouth
$5 cum in ass
$10 cum in pussy w/ condom
$15 cum in pussy without condom
$20 house calls including all of above

>> No.7665397
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7665397

I would pay up to $50

>> No.7665401

>>7665375
Madotsuki_puking.jpg is accurate for once.

>> No.7665404

>>7665381
take my 20 euro bills.

>> No.7665430

But who expect Mugen would be hired in such place?

>> No.7665438

I can't go with that sort of plan.

>> No.7665462
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7665462

>>7665438
Why not?

>> No.7665469

>>7665462

I don't want to support that sort of thing. You guy have fun though.

>> No.7665471

>>7665430
Uncle Mugens Special Hypnotic I Will Make You Come Without Touching Yourself Audio Recording.mp3

>> No.7665479
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7665479

Touhous - Mysterious girls with bright personalities or exotic directionless whores?

>> No.7665491

>>7665356
Is that Steam one still running which had Touhous performing sexchats for hats?

>> No.7665502
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7665502

To me, the idea of cumming inside someone with no emotional connection is very appealing.

>> No.7665541

Had a stripper forced onto me once and after it was over, I felt like I had been raped. Fucking friends.

>> No.7665545

>>7665541
then they weren't your friends.

>> No.7665568

>>7665545
That.
I don't know if I could forgive my "friends" if they pulled something like that.

>> No.7665601

>>7665568
I too once made the mistake of considering some people to be "friends". Anyways, shit happened, I no longer have any IRL friends, well, I kinda do but only talk with them online. I've felt better since it happened to be honest. None the less don't trust many people any more. Oh, and heres the kicker, the reason that one of them (he convinced another fag too) hated me was because I wouldn't make any social media website account so that he could endlessly bore me to death. I mean what the hell, have people really grown that dependent on facebook and similar?

Anyways, end of my short rant, having less friends has made life more enjoyable.

>> No.7665847

This thread made me feel dirty...and I once stepped knee deep in some cow patties.

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7667047

I'll take three.

>> No.7667073

>>7665601
are you a brasil

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