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Anonymous Mon Jul 25 22:33:03 2011 No.7663635 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: The best things about not being NEET

#1. Getting paid for work while you're taking a shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 22:34:34 2011 No.7663640 Well, what are you supposed to be? Some sort of poop sommelier?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 22:35:04 2011 No.7663643 File: 381 KB, 800x900, 1311647745686.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Being a productive member of society.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 22:36:04 2011 No.7663644 File: 6 KB, 144x152, 1311647760122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 22:36:05 2011 No.7663647 #2. Not having Aspergers.

>>	Okuu !!Jq0MHPvHhpb Mon Jul 25 22:37:05 2011 No.7663650 File: 410 KB, 600x700, 1311647858015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] #2. Getting paid for work while you're smoking in the bathroom.

Anonymous Mon Jul 25 22:38:02 2011 No.7663653

I get paid $15/hr to basically be a butler for this old man. Thing is, he lives in someone else's house, so I don't have to clean anything he doesn't use. Lots of down time.

Today I played some Link's Awakening for a good half-hour, at least. Only "problem" is I only get 3-4 hours a day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 22:39:02 2011 No.7663660 >>7663653 Do you have to clean his diaper?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 00:43:52 2011 No.7664109 It's not making money, it's telling everyone on /jp/ that I did.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:09:45 2011 No.7664714 I play Touhous on company time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:20:18 2011 No.7664749 I get paid $20 to give people mail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:00:18 2011 No.7664826 I get paid for sitting at home, posting on /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:12:50 2011 No.7664851 Going to college! Wait... that's not the good part.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:28:20 2011 No.7664878 File: 176 KB, 507x340, 1311676094422.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] #3. Getting paid for /jp/ on your phone in the bathroom.

>>	Sudo !Tohsaka8ks Tue Jul 26 06:30:22 2011 No.7664885 I get paid to post on /jp/ and do whatever else I want all day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:40:53 2011 No.7664907 >>7663635 Well you have a pretty shitty job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:42:24 2011 No.7664910 #4. Getting paid to browse /jp/ and make quality posts such as this one.

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:44:54 2011 No.7664917

#5
Browsing and posting on /jp/ from work.
Play touhou at work.
Use company bandwidth to upload replays on youtube.
Working for a JP company : have access to a fast JP VPN and browse JP sites that filter IPs easily.
Getting paid for that. (ok not amazing salary but decent)

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