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[Anonymous No.]

Let's draw awful original Touhou characters with Paint! Now you can experience how ZUN feels when he creates a new character, start thinking of your badly made portrait as your cute daughter and perhaps even feel his mixture of dismay and arousal when someone else draws her in lewd poses.

Simply follow this guide and try to ignore whatever skill at drawing you might have. Drawing with a mouse or while drunk is recommended, it also goes without saying that you are encouraged base your little girl on some mythological creature and give her a vaguely worded power.

Here are a few previous threads of the same subject for those interested.

http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/7285774
http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/5571165
http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/6789395

[Anonymous No.]

No way, I already posted mine like twice in the last couple of weeks. People will think I'm a attention whore, and make me feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659176
You can always draw a new one. It's not like your previous drawing will become a yandere and murder the new one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659189
There's no way I'll be able to top myself. She was perfect. A fluke.

[Anonymous No.]

Her name is Rega Citte. She holds the power to color you teeth yellow.

[Anonymous No.]

I got lazy.

[Necrobrotent No.]

I can only draw one loli a year without feeling bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Take good care of her.

[Anonymous Jones-sama !U4ZKgLjqPw No.]

I cannot into art.
Character designing is fucking hard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659353
Jones, I'll take that design and draw it with good art as a gift for you.

["iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg No.]

Drew this some time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

she's a cat vampire youkai from the moon.
likes tuna and going hooligan around the SDM. hates curry. she says to be immortal, but it's not confirmed. also, she apparently have a strange rivalry with some babylonian king.

[~ No.]

The ribbon technique does work

[Anonymous No.]

The one thing that always irritated me about the picture is that it skips the GETTING REALLY, REALLY DRUNK ON BEER step.

You can't get the full ZUN experience if you're not drunk on beer.

[Hotel Moé !PAgIEfHT7Y No.]

repost.


name: APUTSIAQ KAWACATOOSE
species: wendigo
Ability: ability to possess others
Age: 500
Occupation: bringing of cold wind and famine.
Location: The freezing heartland
Title: The North's Hungry Wind.

[Anonymous No.]

Here, have this unfinished generic bamboo fairy thing. I'll finish this tomorrow, nearly fell asleep already.

[Anonymous No.]

this thread again! this thread again!

[Anonymous No.]

You niggers are so Parsee of my epic Toehoe.

She's called Ribbon Frillington and her powers are basically Yukari's but better.

[Anonymous No.]

Her name is Dickhat Kanako and her hat is a penis

[Anonymous No.]

She is some sort of sweets youkai who often gets eaten. She is either made of sweets or just tastes like sweets. Once she is digested and turned into feces, she slowly morphs back to her original form.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659472
You gonna get jew'd by druids?

[Anonymous No.]

I upgrade my one (now i'm seriously)

Her name is Tesla, she is the princess of - Tesla Divine Palace - scarlet devil mansion

her power is..... huh.... something celestial and shining (?)

[Anonymous No.]

With if one of these characters suddenly popped up in TD?

[Anonymous No.]

Name: Goatsuckerella

Species: Chupacabra

Ability: The power to cross any borders.

Location: The buttfuck nowhere farmlands of Gensokyo.

Occupation: Sucker of the goats of Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659363
A little more detail would be nice though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659350

not bad anon-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659353
>>7659480

>same pose
>'same' weapon
>both using a ridiculous dress

just like ZUN

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

Awwright, so here we got the newest Toohoo. Her power is manipulation of information, and she uses a crashed research satellite as a hat. She's got a wet skirt, but it doesn't have any frills so her shirt is hella frilly to make up for it. And the socks' ribbons contrast nicely.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

Forgot to mention that she has to keep one hand on the satellite at all times else it'll fall off.
It's moe.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

Awwright, so here we got the newest Toohoo. Her power is manipulation of information, and she uses a crashed research satellite as a hat. She has to keep one hand on the satellite at all times else it'll fall off. (it's moe.) She's got a spray skirt, but it doesn't have any frills so her shirt is hella frilly to make up for it. And the socks' ribbons contrast nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

This is really hard...For some reason I can't get anything that isn't the face to be satisfactory for me.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know how to color properly on paint. The brush is pretty cool

[Anonymous No.]

La Flambé at your service!

She is a french chef youkai and her special skill is knowing the ingredients of any kind of dish. She likes to cook but is a bit haughty about it sometimes she messes up and burns the dishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659526
I don't see any tubes, why the space pirate?

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7659631
"Draw a flesh-colored tube for the legs."

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659640
Ah, of course.

[Mush !lYtRBoeK.2 No.]

Name: Hoshi Solis
Species: Youkai
Abilities: Controls the temperatures of the stars. Has fire abilities.
Age: Unknown
Occupation: Keeping Gensokyo warm; baking treats.
Location: Laying on clouds, basking in the sun ray.

Please, someone draw porn of her.

[Anonymous No.]

It's like I'm really browsing gaia.

[Anonymous No.]

Needs more bare feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659591
ah what the hell

[Anonymous No.]

Here's one I made:

Name: Ecstasy AKA Darks
Species: Human
Ability: Staying up all night
Age: 13
Occupation: Amateur fanfiction writer
Location: Gaia, Deviantart, 4chan /jp/

[mugenjohncel !!lsNOT2DQXWT No.]

OK... here's my take...

Her name is Epsona T10... she used to be an Epson T10 printer, discarded after her owner messed up the firmware using indoreset tools (yeah, it happens once in a while)... Yukarin picked her up and brought to Gensokyo to Rinosuke to be appraised... only to be declared as junk and once again discarded... over time... like anything else abandoned in Gensokyo... somehow turns into a Youkai... and thus Epsona was born...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659676
I agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659591
>>7659353
don't worry if your touhoe is bad

the intention IS make a ungly/funny touhouo

just like I made with my tesla

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659591
>>7659682
Mio?

[Anonymous No.]

This is Suu Po.
She has the power to will soup into existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659715
Ah, you're right.
Not so original anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659688
oh you

[Anonymous No.]

This is Tsumurin. She is homeless and carries a box on her back to sleep in while traveling across Gensokyo. She has no arms and leaves slime trails in her wake wherever she goes. She has the ability to change her size at will, but rarely makes herself larger than normal because she's afraid she might offend someone.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7659743
>She has the ability to change her size at will, but rarely makes herself larger than normal because she's afraid she might offend someone.
hnngh

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659743
>box

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659753
get out

[Anonymous No.]

An anonymous, anti-social Touhou that appeared from nowhere on the first day of Summer. Not much is known about her, except that she often talks to herself about portals, and can be heard cursing somebody named J. P.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659754
>Protesting staples of the 4chan community makes me look like an oldfag! Am I in your secret club yet guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659758
Who are you quoting?

>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659764
The link to the person he was quoting is right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659764
You, retard. Stop trying so hard to fit in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659708
>tesla is angry

now I've lost it

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659688
>>7659389
>no silly hats
what the hell is wrong with you guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659798
he is right, touhoes without silly hats will die

[Anonymous No.]

It's Candlestik-san! Has the ability to jump over candlesticks and not burn.

[Anonymous No.]

;__;

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659235
>>7659268
>>7659353
>>7659369
>>7659480
>>7659594
>>7659661
>>7659719
>>7659743
my favorites in the thread
all others (not including mine) lack a soul

[Nipaah !desuV9JP12 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659855
is the turtle the touhou, or is the girl the touhou

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659875
A strike witcher?

[Anonymous No.]

I opened up MS Paint and thought I could draw something cute. But I cannot. This is very hard to make anything cute. It's not as easy as I thought. Even those crappy "mspaint doodles with mouse" are filled with more skill than I can muster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659777
Who says I am trying to fit in? That is a shit post and I am directing him were it is most accepted.


>>7659773
No, the greentext was being misused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7660036
There you go again, saging this thread. A lot of people worked very hard for their Touhous!

[Anonymous No.]

snow/bear touhou
You have no idea how proud I am of that hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>7660075
>With ms paint
oops, I overlooked that damn it

[Hiirana !!fSABGGNeKKN No.]

>>7660089
I almost did too, until you mentioned it.

[Anonymous No.]

Natuki Schrodinger
A nazi Tanuki with the power of doing deferent things, being in diferent places at the same time. Also has the power to transform and possesses enormous testicles

[Anonymous No.]

>>7660075
over-designed

>>7660187
no soul

[Hiirana !!fSABGGNeKKN No.]

Shinori

Abilities: Telepathic ability to retrieve anything she wants/needs from anywhere in existence; high metabolism that keeps her from getting fat.

Hobbies: Lazing around. Doing nothing. She steals Reimu's donations whenever someone actually donates.

Location: Under the Hakurei Shrine

[Anonymous No.]

Mary McSue

All the powers of all the Touhou characters, is a futanari, and has a 12 inch penis. BEAT THAT!

[Hiirana !!fSABGGNeKKN No.]

>>7660245
Holy shit that scared me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7660243
no soul; ugly green bug dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>7660245
I never got men's dream of this. Like, 12 inches is a foot. That's a foot long sandwich long.
Your lady is going to have to be able to shove something as long as a fucking footlong sandwich down her throat, or into her vagoo. For comparison, a human torso is about two to three feet long, meaning your dick is literally next to her stomach.
mine is 5 inches, for the record. YES I JELLY

[Anonymous No.]

Name: Chantilly Bunana
Species: Bunny Youkai
Power: Is knowledgeable in random, useless facts

[Anonymous No.]

>>7660298
patchouli cosplaying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7660309
no she's patchouli's secret half-sister
they don't know it though so shhhh

[Hiirana !!fSABGGNeKKN No.]

>>7660294
In all honesty, as a female, I wouldn't want a goddamned footlong cock in me. I mean...ouch. I feel like I'd be impaled. Literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7660036 No, the greentext was being misused

No, it isn't. Even if you're a
>hurp derp nothing can ever evolve from the superior ORIGINAL AND PURE Japanese usages, baka gaijins
idiot, putting words in someone's mouth IS a usage of a quote system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7660294
Size doesn't matter, aesthetics do. You better hope you have a cute, uncut cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7660298
no soul
patchouli rehash

[Anonymous No.]

Youmu riding a big cock.

[Anonymous No.]

It is because of rampant shitposting by idiots.

[Anonymous No.]

P-patchouli you are not are-ready yet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659874
You mean the worst right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7660587
i can tell that the people who drew those have a kind heart

[Anonymous No.]

No name yet

Power is the ability to answer any riddle, but only when the question is posed as a riddle

[Anonymous No.]

Name: Lambda Damaris
Species: Yôkai
Ability: Manipulation of Symbolic Expressions and Scopes
Age: 120
Location: Nitori's Laboratory
Title: The Universal Computational Process

[Anonymous No.]

Reposting Pally Brushwood, who was my favourite in the last thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>7660671
What's her disability?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7660675
Colourblind

[Anonymous No.]

>>7660645
quality touhou! i love it

>>7660652
why is there 2? is that her mirror dark shadow image?

[婦女子ちゃん !oToME4/nUE No.]

her name is Lynessa Sauchend. Her power is being an alien and making people dance.

[Anonymous No.]

She is a fairy. She doesn't have a name yet but is thinking about having one. She lives on the lake and plays with the other fairies, and sometimes goes into the forest to play games and pranks. She doesn't go anywhere else because they are scary places she doesn't know about. She enjoys making pretty bullet displays in the sky and can make beams as well. She also likes to hold the beams and swing them around like swords, pretending that it's her special ability and that she is an awesome swordsmen, but she has no special ability. She is also very timid and always runs away from a fight unless the other person is very weak like her.

Her aspirations are to have a name and to somehow get the power to give people inexplicable revelations.

[Anonymous No.]

Golly, the Jewish Touhou

[Anonymous No.]

under 1 minute in MSpaint

[Anonymous No.]

>>7660591
Thank you. That made me feel better reading that.

[Anonymous No.]

Bump for the best thread on /jp/ at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

Colorful Chicken

Can wake up all animals except humans when it crows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7661553
so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>7660815
no soul, i'm pickin up bad vibes just looking at that

>>7660929
not the best but very nice

>>7660995
soulless

>>7661553
rape victim

[Anonymous No.]

>>7661050
missed this one (it's soulless and full of hate)

[Anonymous No.]

name: albus dumbledore

ability: magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659743
I like this one. It's cute.

[­­wtH !HELLB/V.96 No.]

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7662134
I didn't really think we were supposed to take this seriously though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7661553
This looks too nicely done. If you have experienced in drawing you should draw with your non drawing hand

[Anonymous No.]

when the danmaku with those girls will be released?

[Mush !lYtRBoeK.2 No.]

>>7662924
Here's a danmaku pattern for >>7659661

The red danmaku move clockwise, while the yellow move counter-clockwise, and the orange lasers sweep clockwise, then switch counter-clockwise halfway through the spell card.

It's called "Bright Sign: Radiant Shining Star Burst."

[Mush !lYtRBoeK.2 No.]

>>7663059
Whoops, red move counter-clockwise, and yellow move clockwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>105 posts and 50 images
just in 24h?! holy shit, what's happning here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7663076
because touhou

[Anonymous No.]

>>7663059
Honestly that's a pretty lazy and overall bad design. As what's-his-face would say, there's no soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7663059
easy modo right?

[Mush !lYtRBoeK.2 No.]

>>7663626
Yes, I was being lazy. Kinda wanted it to seem like a star.
I'm not good with patterns.

>>7663716
Normal, the first spell.

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't use MS Paint, but it was quicker this way.

Her name is Ikki Bleatheart. She's a mountain goat youkai. She likes to eat junk food a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7662191
aspergers but with good intentions

>>7662256
possessed by satan

>>7663901
rape victim but was cured of her traumas by alcohol

>>7662342
you'd better fucking believe this is serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>7659386
that's cat-tastic, nya

[Anonymous No.]

Her name is Bluebell and she can put everything in her bag.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7665170
member of westboro baptist church but otherwise okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>7665177
sent by satan himself to rid the world of nice things

[Anonymous No.]

some of these are actually good, i'm impressed