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Anonymous Sat Jul 23 03:08:15 2011 No.7651844 [Reply] [Original]

So, have you fellows heard about the perfect way to become a NEET?

1. Go to Norway.

2. Commit a crime.

3. Get sent to a plush Norwegian prison (picture related) for the rest of your life.

You get a computer with internet access, a television, free food, free healthcare, your own private bathroom, and a very comfortable bed, all without having to work or do anything.

You can even download the worst loli rape porn you can find, and it will extend your stay there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 03:10:13 2011 No.7651849 intredasting...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 03:10:13 2011 No.7651848 You can do that in America if you can get into one of the good prisons for rich people and celebrities/politicians.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 03:10:14 2011 No.7651850 Livin' the dream

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 03:12:14 2011 No.7651856 >>7651848 >for rich people and celebrities/politicians good luck with that

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 03:14:16 2011 No.7651859 >>7651856 I forgot to imply that OP was talking about the Norwese version of those.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 03:15:13 2011 No.7651863 >>7651844 Man, he lives in better conditions than me. I'm jealous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 03:20:16 2011 No.7651877 >>7651859 http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1986002,00.html

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 03:20:16 2011 No.7651878 His "room" is literally bigger than mine, and pretty too. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 03:24:17 2011 No.7651891 If I remember correctly, the maximum prison sentence in Norway is 21 years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 03:25:48 2011 No.7651894 >>7651877 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1277158/Halden-Prison-Inside-Norways-posh-new-jail.html It even has a music studio. I really feel like committing a crime on Norway now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 03:32:17 2011 No.7651917 That's a nice room ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 03:32:17 2011 No.7651918 I imagine working as a security there would make one feel more like a maid in a hotel than an officer of the law.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 03:33:17 2011 No.7651919 you idiots realize that unless you are a citizen of norway you are just gonna be deported and punished for your crime in your home country

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 03:35:17 2011 No.7651925 File: 327 KB, 800x500, 1311406547660.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lol new high score. Come again Corea.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 03:36:47 2011 No.7651928 >>7651919 oh god no prisons in my country are small like cage

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 03:37:47 2011 No.7651930 >>7651919 Way to state the obvious. Nobody in this tread actually stated that they intended to try it. You're the idiot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 03:37:47 2011 No.7651931 >>7651894 Good, now murderers can make proper black metal while in prison.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 03:40:17 2011 No.7651938 >>7651930 ;_; Why are you so cruel, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 03:46:16 2011 No.7651951 File: 46 KB, 589x600, 1311407213905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7651919 oh no, now i'll have to go to a finnish prison how horrifying

Anonymous Sat Jul 23 03:48:17 2011 No.7651954

>>7651877
>>7651894
Those articles make one good point: Unless you're a maniac who belongs chained up in an asylum after receiving a lobotomy, who's just itching to get back on the street and commit more crimes, you probably wouldn't want to try to break out and have to hide forever if you weren't basically being tortured in a shitty little dungeon meant only to irritate you for years and years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 03:49:47 2011 No.7651958 But do they allow dakimakura?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 03:58:17 2011 No.7651966 >>7651958 No but the female guards will cosplay as your waifu if you've been good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 04:10:49 2011 No.7651984 It's not really being a NEET, it's just that you won't get paid for the labor you have to do while serving time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 14:07:28 2011 No.7653351 >>7651984 >have to do labor Fuck that shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 14:15:31 2011 No.7653379 Ever heard of James Verone? The American who committed robbery for $1 in order to get free healthcare.

>>	Sudo !Tohsaka8ks Sat Jul 23 14:16:30 2011 No.7653384 I already get free money, I'd rather not have to go to a foreign country and kill people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 14:20:03 2011 No.7653400 File: 63 KB, 610x541, 1298674729375.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Norwegian here. My plan is going to jail once the government stops paying me money for being lazy. Its all good~

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 14:20:03 2011 No.7653405 File: 111 KB, 985x590, 1303766798968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7651966 Take it all

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 14:23:05 2011 No.7653423 My friend was in jail once. He said it sucks once you realize there are other people on the outside walking to the McDonald's across the street

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 14:23:05 2011 No.7653424 File: 37 KB, 192x171, 1268418485390.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you were to commit a crime in Norway they would send you back to America, since you're not a Norwegian citizen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 16:03:20 2011 No.7653725 This really almost makes me want to leave the US but the only problem is I'd have to learn a different language right? Any Norwegians here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 16:06:49 2011 No.7653732 File: 194 KB, 448x448, 1311451595311.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] heres one way grabs dick

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 16:15:49 2011 No.7653758 File: 4 KB, 174x229, 1311452134346.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7651844 >your face when the law changes when you are in prison and you find yourself JUST in prison

Anonymous Sat Jul 23 16:16:18 2011 No.7653760

>>7651925
Explosives don't count.

>The Competitive Spree Killing Organization generally disqualifies the following from being listed as a spree killing on the Top 40 Killing Sprees:

>Killings that are primarily the result of an explosive device, arson or poisoning.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 16:18:21 2011 No.7653771 >>7653760 He beats it even if you aren't counting the deaths from the explosion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 16:26:49 2011 No.7653794 >>7653400 I might move to Norway it seems better than my shithole. Is there a lot muslims though?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 16:27:19 2011 No.7653796 >>7651925 Actually its up to 92

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 16:30:20 2011 No.7653815 >>7651966 >Being subjected to 3DPD The worst punishment possible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 16:32:20 2011 No.7653823 If those children were armed like American citizens this could have been avoided.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 16:35:21 2011 No.7653829 >>7653796 AoE spells don't count.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 16:36:49 2011 No.7653830 >>7653794 At least one Norwegian seems to thinks there's a bit too many of them around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 16:38:50 2011 No.7653832 >>7653794 Stay away from Oslo and you'll avoid most of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 16:41:21 2011 No.7653838 oh wow, I thought he was swedish. I bet I confused the hell out of iluvOP with that formspring question/comment I left him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 16:48:24 2011 No.7653855 It smells like /v/ in here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 16:52:55 2011 No.7653871 >>7653832 If that guy was from Olso why didn't he kill muslims? I mean he hated them right?

Anonymous Sat Jul 23 16:58:55 2011 No.7653886

>>7653871
What good would killing them do? It will just cause outrage at this blatant act of racism and maybe even add fuel to the muslim cause.

The muslims aren't as bad as the people who WANT them to immigrate to europe, which are the people that he killed.

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