/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, we've been friends for a while now. We know pretty much everything about each other. At this point, I think it's time to say it: I love you.

I don't mind that you're a virgin, or that you're kind of socially awkward. I like that, it's cute. I'll be happy to take the lead in bed. I'll spoil you, really. I'll smother you in these big tits, let you cum inside me, we could even do anal if you really wanted to. I just want to make you happy. I won't ask for a single cent in return. I don't want this to be that kind of relationship. All you'll owe me is the same love I give you.

But...there is one thing.
I have this fetish. It's pretty weird.
Once, every single day, I'm going to kick you in the balls really really hard.

I'm very precise, so you won't ever suffer anything beyond non-serious, short-term damage, but it will hurt a lot. Every single day.
W-would you be okay with that, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, we've been friends for a while now. We know pretty much everything about each other. At this point, I think it's time to say it: I love you.

I don't mind that you're a virgin, or that you're kind of socially awkward. I like that, it's cute. I'll be happy to take the lead in bed. I'll spoil you, really. I'll smother you in these big tits, let you cum inside me, we could even do anal if you really wanted to. I just want to make you happy. I won't ask for a single cent in return. I don't want this to be that kind of relationship. All you'll owe me is the same love I give you.

But...there is one thing.
I have this fetish. It's pretty weird.
Five times, every single day, I'm going to get a 5 GET on your board.

I'm very precise, so you won't ever suffer anything beyond non-serious, short-term damage, but it will hurt a lot. Every single day.

W-would you be okay with that, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

A man's balls are sacred.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus, of course not. Are you insane?

[Anonymous No.]

>big tits
>impure

nope.avi

[「ロリあき」 No.]

I'm pretty sure getting booted in the balls really hard daily will at least eventually cause some long term damage. But you know what? I'm sterile anyway so FUCK IT.

["iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg No.]

I now have a funny feeling in my pants because that offer is so good.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry, I'm the dominant type.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7646583
It never says she's not a virgin, it just says she's fine taking the lead.

As for the other thing asdasdads

[Anonymous No.]

If..If its Yuuka-san i dont mind!~

Infact why dont you kick me in the balls every 15 minutes! if it makes you happy i would even suck the shit right out of your asshole!

[Anonymous No.]

I suspect things would deteriorate from there and soon she would be putting sharp things in your urethra, among other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>smother you in these big tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>7646592
>implying mai waifu produces feces and not strawberry-flavored soft-serve ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>7646599
I am okay with this aswell..

[Anonymous No.]

well, I have a foot and beating fetish, so no prob at all . just, I'll be pleased if you'll be so patient to take, from time to time, some light beatings from me...I also have a strange urge to inflict physical damage to the ones I like...
it's too much, Lady?

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is crumbs from /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7646606
damn, I can't resist fapping to that picture...every fucking time...

[Anonymous No.]

That's more than fine.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7646578

But why, have you forgotten that everyone on /jp/ is a refined little girl?
And some not-so-refined big girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7646618
>not pointing to OP
What the hell is wrong with you.

>>7646587
Sterility is the least of your concerns. If I accepted this I'd be trying to convince her out of it, 04U style.