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last night i had my first touhou dream

At first it seemed like I was sexing up a random touhou, but in time I realized it was Mokou, and I was raping her apparently

Maybe it's my subconcious telling me I need more mokou pics, I basically have none.

>> No.764330

I want to have the ability to do lucid dreaming so I can be in Gensokyo every evening.

>> No.764331

No one rapes Mokou

Mokou rapes YOU

>> No.764336

>>764328
If your dick wasn't burnt, that wasn't Mokou

>>764330
Sup Maribel

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>>764330
Good luck

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these are like the only pics i have. poor mokou

>> No.764346

God, I wish I would dream about Touhou or something. I don't even have my awesomely fucked up dreams anymore. You know what I dream about lately? Incredibly mundane things... the shit I'd do when awake.

Like post on /jp/.

My unconscious is trying to tell me to kill myself.

>> No.764347

I had a dream that shanghai and hourai were sexing up alice..

I wasn't in it, at all..

*sigh*

>> No.764354

>>764328
funny I was having a similiar dream except I was watching Mokou fuck Kaguya with her firecock

>> No.764355

>>764346
dont fap and you will have dreams

>> No.764357

Last night I dreamed that I was playing XBAX with Kaguya and suddenly she and Eirin started strangling me. I think Eirin had a needle, too. I forget.

At any rate, I approve of this thread.

>> No.764360

>>764355

But I've never had a wet dream and I routinely go weeks to a month or two without fapping. I started pretty late, too. So yeah.

>> No.764377

>>764337
Seems like Keine is going to sex up Mokou.

>> No.764383

>>764355

I can't go to sleep without fapping at least once before going to bed, but I still have some cool dreams. Also, it sometimes helps to run some music playing in the background while sleeping. Not too loud though, or you'll feel like shit when you wake up. I slept to the KnK OST last night and had a dramafest of a dream.

>> No.764391

>>764357

That's what you get for getting her to play a shitty console.

>> No.764394

I once dreamt that I was a Yukkuri.

Best dream ever.

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I dreamt that I came home from somewhere with a dollhouse that was an attachment for the Nintendo DS. I was playing with it in my room when my dad stormed in, furious that I had saved porn on his laptop (I never did). He told me to come outside, which I did, but I didn't see him. I noticed my car door was open, so I went over to close it and noticed my car's floor was covered knee-deep in red maple leaves.

When I turned away from the car, I was Wriggle Nightbug. I'm a pretty big, manly, bearded guy, so I have to wonder: Why Wriggle?

I saw Yuka Kazami in the driveway fighting with a jaguar that had some evil aura around it. Somehow I knew she was my ally, so I started to assist her by shooting insects from my fingertip (mostly angry hornets). Yuka fought by bashing and blocking with her parasol and by throwing sunflowers at it which would spin and cut into it like sawblades.

We chased it around the neighborhood into a corner of a yard, and I dropped it with one last volley of hornets. Yuka said "Come on, let's go" and ran off somewhere. I lagged behind, examining the dying jaguar; its evil aura had faded, and it was now just a dumb animal. I was contemplated on whether I should end its misery or nurse it back to health when suddenly I woke up.

>> No.764629

Inuyasha belogs in /a/ newfag.

>> No.764654

I read all of Tokyo Azakukin before going to sleep. When I woke up, I instantly thought, "Ah, it was all symbolism!" And then felt like an idiot since apparently I'm more aware when I'm asleep, than when I'm awake.

>> No.764696

>>764609
Holy shit, that must've been an awesome dream.

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>>764328

>> No.764782

The closest I've had to a touhou dream was where I was walking home one day, and there was a serial killer just wandering around in front of my house. I managed to sneak past him, lock my doors, and go hide in my room. I thought I was safe but then the serial killer showed up at my window and started firing danmaku at me from there. The scene changed to an aerial view from there, and I thought "Oh hey, this is just like touhou! Except I only have one life and no continues!" But then I was about to get hit and I woke up.

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>> No.764794

>>764629

Can't unsee.

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>> No.764804

>>764782
>I thought I was safe but then the serial killer showed up at my window and started firing danmaku at me from there.

I lol'd

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I wish I could dream about sexing Reimu.

>> No.764818

>>764782

It's odd how we always wake up when we're about to die in a dream. I can't count how many times I've had this happen in my dreams. Does anyone recall actually dying in their dreams?

inb4 YOU DIE IN YOUR DREAMS YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE

>> No.764820

The last dream I can remember involved me stabbing and cutting myself repeatedly and digging my hands into the wound, trying to pull and drag out my own insides. I don't know what the fuck. I wish it had been Mokou.

>> No.764836

>>764818
I wake up when i die in dreams

>> No.764840

The only occasion I had a Touhou related dream I was drinking tea with Yukari and nothing happened.

>> No.764841

>>764818
Yes.

It kind of sucked. I just respawned at the beginning of the dream.

>> No.764857

I had a dream after coming back to the states from overseas. At first it was a typical dream but I kind of felt something was wrong. I hit a lucid state at this point and I basically said " This isn't right ". It then switched to another typical dream and I said " This isn't right either ".

Then I woke up in a damn perfect replica of my room to the point that I thought I was awake, everything was dark and kind of had a oppressing aura to it and the only thing that on was my t.v. which was just static. I got up from my bed and began to walk to the hall when I turned around and in my chair was sitting Yukari.

She asked me what I was looking for and I kind of backed up towards my bed a bit and told her " Maybe just the honor of meeting someone like you ". She then kind of smirked and when I looked at my left arm all I saw was a black foggy outline. I then kind of freaked out and fell back in my bed.

After that I woke up and then went back to sleep. The next two weeks or so I was pretty much stuck in bed with the flu or something.

>> No.764859

>>764818

I did once, then I came out as a ghost. Around the room where I died were several other ghosts all minding their own business, and I was escorted to the ghost lobby where I was reassigned or some shit. I don't really remember anything other than it being fucking awesome.

>> No.764886

ITT people make things up to increase their power level to something unstable.

>> No.764896

wow this thread is kindve awsome reminds me of alot old dreems Ive had, but no touhou...

>> No.764910

>>764896
Learn to spell before posting.

>> No.765066

I'm goddamned 22 and I've never had a dream about having sex with anyone. Or a dream about Touhou for that matter. I'd honestly rather have the latter.

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