/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

So faggot

how come you don't have a cute girlfriend?

You're
cultured
knowledgeable
clever
potentially financially secure when you want to apply yourself
and not ugly

so...wtf.....

I don't see why you think you need to bathe in your self pity and play the "i'm asexual/i have social anxiety" bullshit that nobody likes. I mean, I get why you make up excuses as to why you don't have a girlfriend. But what I'm saying is, I don't get why you think you'll remain mentally healthy if you stay like this forever. You can't.

And it fucking irks me to know that you can get a cute girl like this but you choose not to 'cause....Just 'cause.

Get yourself banned from 4chan for a month and you'll be amazed at the kind of girl you can get.

So fucking do it. Go out there and better your life with a cute girlfriend.

[Freezing !qSaya2MQ6o No.]

>You're
cultured
knowledgeable
clever
potentially financially secure when you want to apply yourself
and not ugly
lol

[「ロリあき」 No.]

Fuck that noise. Women are a waste of time.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

I'm gonna bet this was posted on every board.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't need a girlfriend, I already have a charming wife.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7639048
I.....I lust after your wife, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639025
>Get yourself banned from 4chan for a month and you'll be amazed at the kind of girl you can get.

Even though this is a troll thread, OP hit the nail on the head with this one. Try going 6 months with 4chan and watch in amazement how much your life changes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639056
So do I. And so do thousands of others all day every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639025
>Get yourself banned from 4chan for a month and you'll be amazed at the kind of girl you can get.

Even though this is a troll thread, OP hit the nail on the head with this one. Try going 6 months *without* 4chan and watch in amazement how much your life changes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639075

I would miss you all too much.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7639075
I did go without 4chan for 6 months. Shit didn't change for me. Although, there were many other...restrictions during that time frame as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>You're
>cultured
>knowledgeable
>clever
>potentially financially secure when you want to apply yourself
>and not ugly
What happened to "go fuck yurselfs retarted virgins, pic related, it's me and my bitch"? Change of tactics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639075
My life before 4chan wasn't that much different from how it is now, only instead of posting on random forums I post here. were 4chan to die I'd just keep playing eroge and games and maybe browse some other imageboard offshoot.
If all it takes for you to change your life is not coming on 4chan, get the fuck out of here, I say this for your sake, you obviously have a lor possibilities ahead of you. Some of us? Not so much.

[Anonymous No.]

I have not yet given up on 3D.
However, I'm still over 300 pounds despite steadily losing weight recently, have no qualifications, high school education only, no perspectives in life beyond getting a minimum wage job, and my only talent is that I was once considered smart. Extreme social anxiety and worrying(and growing) amount of irrational self-destructive tendencies don't help me either.
Now, it's entirely possible that I would be able to find a girl who wouldn't mind all that - people have the weirdest fetishes. But there's still more problems - first of all, I don't have any opportunity to meet girls. I don't work, I dropped out of university a couple years ago, I don't have ANY friends. Any kind of social situation like going to a bar or chatting up a randomly met person fills me with overwhelming, paralyzing fear.
Even if some miracle happened and it would be possible for me to overcome THAT, there's also the basic problem - I don't want to have a girlfriend. If I were to go out with someone, it would mean that I like them enough that I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life with them. But I can't imagine starting a family in the shithole of a country I live in now - I can barely stand living here myself, and that's only because I don't interact with the outside world much. Then there's this small little thing that I don't think that I could make any girl happy - and that's the ultimate dealbreaker for me.

So yeah, this is why I'm going to die a virgin.
And soon, most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639075
>6 months *without* 4chan
what sorcery makes this possible

[Anonymous No.]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.]

But I'm none of these and am also a pedophile. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639075
I'd be playing games\watching\reading stuff\wasting time on other sites.

[Anonymous No.]

>So faggot
>how come you don't have a cute girlfriend?
Is that a rethorical question?

[Anonymous No.]

Because everything in the real world, even the most pure thing AKA love is a life, a big fucking lie.

Even if I get the courage to do something about that, I would have to compete with all kind of men to have a girl I like. I would have to get a job, I would have to take care of my appearance, and even after that, maybe she will not be happy and would leave me.

Fuck. Everything. God is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>knowledgeable
>clever

That's exactly why I DON'T have one. Women are but a waste of life to smarter men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639075
you know I do other things than hang out here

[Anonymous No.]

Sage'd hidden, reported and called the cops.

Also, 3DPD

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639253
>I would have to compete
laziness

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639314
Maybe, but also remorse.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a better question for you guys:
Why don't you get a girlfriend before you go bald?

[Anonymous No.]

"Alphas" like to try making it sound like it's hard to get girls, when it isn't. There's a reason we don't have any, and it's not because you're such the cool dude that you steal them all away like magnets.

Also, I misclicked /v/ when looking for new wallpapers and saw this exact thread.

[­­wtH !HELLB/V.96 No.]

cuz it's HELLa funny watchin u b angry as HELL xD

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639329
My boyfriend wouldn't aprove.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639253
Most women don't even take relationships seriously until they're in their 30's and realize they can't have funny fun time anymore because their looks are going. That's when they settle for "nice guys" who are actually their ideal partners all along but they avoid because that'd mean they have to stay committed when they still wanna "be young and live life a little".

Also, where the fuck is that link about the story about the statistic of kids who's fathers aren't even their biological fathers and he mother never tells anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

OP, why do you have a girlfriend? Tell me the benefits of having one. Only possible one I can think of relevant to me is having a second income, which is important considering housing costs nowadays are adjusted to match dual income, making it harder for you to get a place on your own.

[Anonymous No.]

I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639346
And those who have 'lived life a little' have already shown me their true nature, anyway. Once a slut, always a slut. Not to mention the only reason they go for 'nice guys' later is because they tend to make more money than their 'bad boy' dropout counterparts. Were it not for that, they would always stay with the wiggers/guidos/etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639348
I have to say I laughed at the thought of someone staying single for the sole purpose of trolling people they don't even know online. That's dedication.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone seems to think that a girlfriend somehow automatically works out to a better life.

Can't say I see the logic there. I mean I'm barely able to deal with my own issues. Throw in somebody else's and things are bound to go to hell.

[­­wtH !HELLB/V.96 No.]

>>7639371

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639355
>girlfriend
>second income

You think that women actually get jobs? That's not how it works. You have to make extra income for her.

[Anonymous No.]

Even though you may never have experienced it, there is a moment of happiness to be found with someone. A warm feeling to be shared. Something almost indescribable, but you know it to exist. A moment so pure, and so perfect, that all human languages fail to give it meaning in phrase. The only thing that comes close to it, is love.

You have spent your whole life searching for it. You feel it, at times, in your dreams. You see it all around you. In the hearts of those embracing one another. The one's carrying about with a child in tow. The laughter shared between them as they walk hand in hand. Your heart fills, because even if it isn't yours and it gives you hope, knowing that it exists, that it is there.

You still search, though it aches your heart, you still hope, that one day you will share in that feeling as well. That it will be true.

But you know, that you may never find it, that it might not ever be yours. but you cannot fault it. because it still fills you.

You cry. Because the one that you yearn for hurts you so much. But it is still so beautiful.

But you still live on, in spite. Because you know, even if it is never yours, it exists.

And that it is beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639380
Try talking to a girl above the age of 12

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639355
ask your dad why he got a girlfriend, kiddo.

It's basically human nature

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639394
I share such a feeling with my waifu. What's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so baked right know

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7639408
Then we defy that nature. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639412
no, you're a failed human fatass

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639408
I'm afraid to say that I don't share your ape instincts. Sex and procreation in an overpopulated world are pointless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639414
>i'm 13

[Akane !9Baka9Ay96 No.]

2alpha4u

[Anonymous No.]

If you take a break from 4chan for a year you'll get called new when you don't recognize some kind of thing from 6 months ago.

Word of warning.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7639417
Well, I'm more of a thinass, but I'm still okay with that. Jimmies remain unrustled. Judge all you want, my ego remains intact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639417
Keep telling yourself that, untermensch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639421
If you can't think of a logical counterpoint, it's best not to reply at all. Digging through the bag of generic insults and finding something that makes no sense only makes you look like the fool.

I think your girlfriend is calling. You better run home to your mistress.

[Freezing !qSaya2MQ6o No.]

I'm gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639424
>human nature
>ape instincts

no you're a lolangsty 13 year old

[Anonymous No.]

Average /v/ thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639440
You don't seem to understand that being a delusional 13 year old with a waifu is a bad thing.

You're no different than a fundamentalist Christian

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639465
The irony is that you yourself are far too immature to understand how human nature really works. Head back to >>>/b/ bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639470
One of these is in the highest levels of government and the other never leaves their room. Shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think you deserve to be happy /jp/? My mother recently was talking to me and she was saying that I deserved a nice girl because I deserved to be happy and I didn't reply to her because I had to think about it. Do I deserve to be happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>Get yourself banned from 4chan for a month and you'll be amazed at the kind of girl you can get.

But I do not want to.

>So fucking do it. Go out there and better your life with a cute girlfriend.
>better your life

So you're saying that any guy that does not have a girlfriend has a shitty life and is not bettering themselves?

Is this what normalfags actually believe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639470
>>7639465
Call it whatever you like Mr. Samefag. To me, you are the deluded one. I bet you think that your partner really cares about you, don't you? I recognize that waifus are fake, but you can't recognize the fake emotions of your girlfriend.

And I love how you keep saying it's bad and wrong, but never provide any reasons for it other than "lol it offends me, I don't like it". Care to explain what's really so bad about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639528
Anon, you deserve to be happy, but getting a girlfriend is by no means the route to happiness. It may have been your mom's way of getting happiness (getting a husband, not a girlfriend), but it may not be yours

I'm perfectly happy being single. I could be happy with a girlfriend as well, but my take on it is, if you're miserable going in, you're going to be miserable going out. If you rescue a damsel in distress, you're gonna get a distressed damsel.

>>7639529
Some people prioritize sex and girlfriends over the things you find important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639529
>Is this what normalfags actually believe?
Yes.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7639528
No one really DESERVES anything. But I suppose you owe it to yourself to be happy, if anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639529
>Is this what normalfags actually believe?

Yes. At least normalfag males. The normalfag females take advatange of this ignorance and use them as tools to fulfill their own needs. Of course they cry like nothing else if you call them out on this, so it's best just to let them drown in their own stupidity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639529
yeah, they have it drilled into their heads that having a significant other makes one well adjusted. which is ludicrous thinking considering some of those depraved killers such as Jeffery dhamer and Andrei Chikatilo were in relationships. Having a girl sure as hell didn't make them more well adjusted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639510
>>7639512
since this made no sense at all.

You enjoy being partially retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639538
who said having a waifu is a bad thing?

I said that having a waifu is delusional, and it can be potentially dangerous. As being ignorant is ultimately not a good thing.

enjoy your fundamentally inferior existence.

Now go on and ask your dad why he married

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639559
>>7639558
>>7639547

These are all faggots who think they'll remain mentally stable and totally fine as they grow older and remain isolated

They think this because they are underage

Also calling your superiors 'normalfags' is just plain bad. Stop that.

[Anonymous No.]

Society believes any man without a female companion is an unhappy man........and a beta virgin loser lol lol lol

Social norms are so damn humorous.

But in all honesty, men and women no longer 'need' each other. Women no longer need men's protection and, if statistics on the rate of more women going to college and getting better jobs is anything, no longer need a man's financial providing etc.

I will agree that women do not take relationships seriously until their in their mid 30's. That's when that biological clock gets too loud to drown out with partying, boozing and casual fucking.

I'm thankful to have an older brother to learn from as I have seen the disgusting acts most younger females do (Teens into late 20's). Leeching off of your boyfriend while secretly fucking other guys behind his back, getting pregnant and trying to trap my brother with it (even when the baby was proven not to be his at all), trying to justify her cheating by saying, "Well you were not meeting my emotional/financial needs etc etc so this is punishment", and feeling no remorse or shame about it.

Being single and female free is relaxing. Sure it'd be nice to find a pleasantly nice girl not trying to use underhanded tactics to snag your stuff and secure herself in wonderland with your money while you work your ass off but........those girls are few and far in between.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639577
>>7639568
>having a waifu is delusional, and it can be potentially dangerous.

if you're retarded

these post contain high levels of self-righteous AUTISM

gotta check if reddit, facebook, /b/, or gaia had a leakage of faggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639529
A guy who's never had a girlfriend has received more mental distraught than a guy who has had one. Are you fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639589
>if you're retarded

no, you'd be pretty much retarded to think otherwise.

Or underage

report submitted

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639546
>Some people prioritize sex and girlfriends over the things you find important.

And those people (guys) are the ones who end up in marriages they hate with a woman that laughs at her control over him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639592
Citation needed

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639577
>being a delusional 13 year old with a waifu is a bad thing

You did, retard. Is your reading comprehension really so terrible that you can't understand what you, yourself, said?

>As being ignorant is ultimately not a good thing.
What you're saying is akin to a serial killer calling an ordinary person unethical.

>Now go on and ask your dad why he married
This question has been answered already. Once again, it seems you can't read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639588
Right. All the people who better humanity and the people who are in general more intelligent who inevitably get a girlfriend as they see it as the logical thing to do 'just don't get it'

OTAKU PRIDE XD

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639592
>A guy who's never had a girlfriend has received more mental distraught than a guy who has had one. Are you fucking retarded?

No, but your blatant usage of the word 'retarded' directed at anyone with an opposing view to yours shows your maturity level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639601
>I'm fantastically uneducated

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639610
nah, me calling you a plausible retard when you disagree with common sense would be appropriate

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639607
And I see you're here to bloat your ego and gloat over those who've never had a girlfriend before I presume? You might want to get that low self esteem checked out Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>i'm using greentext getting out of context and i'm going to avoid answering this faggot and best of it, i won't provide any example/proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639602
>You did, retard. Is your reading comprehension really so terrible that you can't understand what you, yourself, said?

I said it's a bad thing, but I never said I personally get mad or distraught that you have one.

>What you're saying is akin to a serial killer calling an ordinary person unethical.

that was the most god awful analogy i've heard in my life. Stop trying to justify your delusions dipshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639617
Common sense huh?

>A guy who's never had a girlfriend has received more mental distraught than a guy who has had one.

Oh, so you actually DO believe the garbage you type? I'm sure this is based on IRL experience I presume? Please, give us some examples then if you'd be so kind. Hopefully you can....manage that?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, guys, maybe we can just stop replying to this clearly shitty and not very interesting troll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639630
fuck you i'm too bored and can't wait to see how he gets out of this one aside from posting AUTISM.

[Anonymous No.]

>Calling EVERYONE retarded

Hey look mom! I'm in Elementary school again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639635
>hurr durr I can call you a retard and make god awful baseless analogies but it's not okay when you hurt my feelings dur

oh, ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639627

>Oh, so you actually DO believe the garbage you type?

please be troll please be troll please be troll.

if not a troll, how does it feel to be a 13?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639625
>hurdur more ad hominems and name-calling with no logical proof

Alright then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639630
You sound like the kind of a guy who'd try to calm his Christian friends when an atheist comes in and laughs at their idiocy

Guess what, I'm the atheist laughing at your waifus and your delusions. you're the bitch christian

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639630
Yeah he is getting kind of old. Well, assuming it's a troll. If it is, I gotta hand it to him...he really pulled off the 'insecure loser that projects his faults on others' persona.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639634
You're backpedaling. Trying to change the subject?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639641
>If I can't comprehend something, then it's baseless and stupid! ur a loser get a gf LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639641
>baseless
i don't think you have the right to say that when you spout shit like
>>7639617
>>7639592
in the meantime i'll post a happy libyan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639646
Me laughing at how you can be excruciatingly stupid Especially when you didn't say anything of substance in your post

[Anonymous No.]

So like this guy

I says to the guy...

I says to him

I'm like hey

guy!

I says that to him

so I says to him

So like Lolicon isn't Pedophilia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639645
Lol look at this little pussy trying to act smart. Some fuckin' 10 year old from /b/ who just touched his first boob acting like he's tough shit. Jsut curious...whats your address?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639649
>i don't think you have the right to say that when you spout shit like

Except what I said is true. your mental state will deteriorate without years of having a companion.

What you said however, is 100% baseless. Try again

>>7639648
>lulz I won't believe things that make me looks bad

oh hi Christian

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639663
fuck you too people who read mystery novels will become serial killers

i'm OP and this is my logic

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639670
>true

Citation needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639669
>he's making fun of my waifu! what's your address!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639675
>I'm uneducated

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is a fascinating look in the human psyche. Here we have a nameless, faceless person coming here and starting a thread. To each and every reply countering his opinion made in his OP statement, he counters by calling said repliers 'retards'. He gives no argumentative points in any of his posts. He just calls people names that oppose his views. What is also fascinating is the security he feels from doing this all behind the safety of his computer screen. If given the situation, I surmise he would not even let out one peep if confronted with someone who opposed his views in the real world. His coming here is to vent it out and boost his ego and maybe his self esteem.

Truly, a sad and pathetic individual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639670
you keep mentioning christfags, i assume you envy how they're actually happy with AUTISM, but your AUTISM won't let other AUTIST be happy with their AUTISM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639677
lol bitch I dont even have a waifu, real men don't need your gay little emotions

ive gotten more pussy in the first 10 years of my life than you ever will. So keep sitting behind your computer screen like the fatass acne ridden nerd that you are. Talk some more shit kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639681
Citation needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639673

Furry loli breastfeeding hijack sage

[Anonymous No.]

Well you did it again, another faggot rectumravaged

someone cares to post that picture with suigin and some trolls skullfucking a faggot? i can't find it on this HDD.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

OH GOD, WHY ARE WE EVEN DOING THIS.
WE DON'T HAVE TO JUSTIFY OURSELVES TO ANYBODY.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this guy a fuckin pseudo-intellectual guido or what? It's like he took the worst traits from both groups and melded them into a big shitpile of what could loosely be called a personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639688
Except you're forgetting that what's actually happening is we have neckbeard faggots refusing to believe that they're delusional, and refusing to believe that that their mental state will deteriorate if they go by years (decades) without a companion

They are in fact, retarded.

When you go to bed at night, just remember that I'm right and you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639717
>LOL HE'S HAD A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE! WHAT A GUIDO

Pro tip: you won't succeed in your life and you'll spiral into depression by your mid 40s

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639729
You seem to be confusing facts with opinions

that's funny

not as funny as your vehement denial when I bring up facts, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639709
I'm not justifying anything, it's just funny at this point. Look at this idiot calling everyone else 'dumb' because he thinks his opinions are fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639717
lack of self-esteem makes trolls

i regret picking on faggots back in HS.

[Anonymous No.]

Sup yRan

it's almost bedtime

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639711
I'm sorry to break this to you dear boy but...

My opinion > Your opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639725
Says some 16 year old kid that dropped out of high school and is now working a minimum wage job at McDonalds. So, do you have any plans after your girlfriend leaves you for the people in this thread that will inevitably make more money than you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639735
Fact: Your facts are opinions
Fact: You are gay and autistic

Because I said it, it's true. I don't need proof because I'm better than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639743
Why am I working at my McDonalds?

Why are you coming up with these god awful, immaturish insults?

[Anonymous No.]

Another one bites the dust

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639411
I'm still baked

[Anonymous No.]

>>7639752,2
cool