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Your favorite Touhou is now with child.

Will she be a good mother?

>> No.7636413
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Quite possibly.

But how do you explain to your child about its mother's past? Her true nature?

>> No.7636418
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Not sure if aya would be a good mother...

>> No.7636414
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Yes, for a week. Then the tedium sets in, as well as the infanticide.

>> No.7636415
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oh yes~

>> No.7636420

Naah. She'll kill you, not her kid.

>> No.7636436
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Even more excuses to eat.

Pic related for us, OP

>> No.7636446

Probably not.
But I'm wondering, do bird youkai lay eggs and build nests when they have to reproduce.

>> No.7636475
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Oh God pregnant Yukari... My pants exploded...

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>> No.7636483

Are you kidding me, she would be a great mother!
She'd pop that thing out of her with such speed it'd probably splat against a wall.

>> No.7636485
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i dont really know how well of a mother she would be, but i know id do my best to be a good father

>> No.7636486

More touhous would be good mothers than good wifes. Illegitimate children ahoy!

>> No.7636487

Right, and that's being a great mother how exactly?

>> No.7636489

She'd certainly keep good baby pictures.
Probably one of the few Touhous who would.

>> No.7636493


>> No.7636498
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Obviously yes.

>> No.7636497

Nitori and Keine would be the best mothers.

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I'm sure she would be a great mother.

I'm worried about the number of babies though.

>> No.7636514


I don't think Chen is old enough or developed to have babies

>> No.7636520
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Uh ooooooooooooooooh

>> No.7636527
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This could work.

>> No.7636528
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You son of a....

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>> No.7636536

My favorite Touhou isn't one I wish to be romantically involved in.

>> No.7636538
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Hell yeah. She's taking great care of the girls at Myorenji.

>> No.7636553
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i don't think she's developed enough

>> No.7636558

Your love for her is simply not strong enough yet.

>> No.7636560

My love for her makes me want her to be my owner, rather than the bearer of my children.

>> No.7636564

Then you and I simply love differently, my friend.

>> No.7636574

You bastard better not be talking about my daughteru

>> No.7636583

Who is your favorite touhou, may I ask?

>> No.7636594
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Reisen would be an excellent mother She is surrounded by people who could give the child a good start on life. Eirin could use moon magic to deliver the baby flawlessly and make sure it stays healthy, Kaguya can baby sit, and Tewi can give the newborn luck.

>> No.7636595
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Well shit.

>> No.7636598

I think Yuugi and Marisa would be the most awesome big brothers you could have.

>> No.7636601
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Better establish just who wears the pants in the relationship if you plan on living together. Copious ammounts of alcohol and domestic disputes don't go well together.

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You mean the kid will grow up to be a lazy, lying, sadistic bitch who will torture anything weaker than her, yet never stand up for herself when she gets in real trouble.

I'd rather have Reisen raise it alone.

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Not that she wouldn't be a good mother, I'm sure, since she would likely bring her child up with much love, offsetting her (probably) youth of being surrounded by hatred and fear, but my feelings for her aren't the kind that I would want to hold her in my arms while sharing her bed.

Having a child would likely also restrict the amount of attention she could give to her sister's circumstance, which would cause stress to Satori.

Well, that's just an estimate, I guess.

>> No.7636606 [DELETED] 

>touhou preggers thread
And this is not creepy, how?
As a femanon I'm having second thoughts about visiting this board now.

>> No.7636605

More important than that, learn what alcohol does to baby Oni, and whether half-Oni, half-human babies can safely consume alcohol at young ages.

>> No.7636608
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>Your big brother is now carrying your child

That's rather lewd, anon.

>> No.7636607

Do you guys think the child will be in danger if the "adults" started fighting?

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>> No.7636612

Suika with large breasts makes my heart feel pain.

>> No.7636613

You find something wrong with being a father?
You disgust me.

>> No.7636615

>my feelings for her aren't the kind that I would want to hold her in my arms while sharing her bed.
What are your feelings for her, then?
I ask because she's my favorite too but I do find her romantically attractive.

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>> No.7636621

>on the chan complaining about creepiness
>claiming to be female

>> No.7636628
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Actually, I would want to see the tender side of Yuugi (what little exists).

>> No.7636631

Please get out, stop ruining the thread.

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>> No.7636639
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That's ok, I'd be the best house husband ever.

Stay at home all day and make delicious meals for my Touhou family.

Hopefully she won't come home drunk, beat me, and then mount me every night. But I'd take it like a good husbando. I know what I signed up for.

I thought the same thing, but alcohol seems to be like water for Oni. It's probably even healthy for her to drink booze while pregnant. One anon argued that her breastmilk would taste and be like a white russian.

>> No.7636644

Would you really ruin those abs by knocking Yuugi up? You're a monster.

>> No.7636651

Always nice to have a support network for a young child. Still, predicting that a child will turn out a certain way is nigh impossible before they are even born.

>> No.7636652
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I too would like to see it.
I bet she has a soft and motherly side deep down.

Rough, tough, female delinquents with a shy, soft, and innocent side are the best.

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Probably even more importantly, are they born with the horn(s) or does it grow out as they mature?
Because if it's the former it's going to be one hell of a painful birth.

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It can't be helped.

>> No.7636657

Maybe having a child around would help Koishi.

>> No.7636666
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All I desire is to be a part of her family, to be close to Satori in the same way her pets Okuu and Orin are, and to wake up and enjoy each day with them until I grow old and die.

My feelings for her are the selfish desires to see her happy, to do what she needs done, and to garner my own happiness and emotional pleasure from the results.

While you may desire to be her lover, I just want to be her pet, perhaps to give her some sort of emotional relief, the way pets do, to the burden of hatred cast upon her by other humans. Well, it's an entirely selfish desire all the same.

That they come with Oni 'puberty' would be my guess.

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I'd imagine it would be like most horned animals and grow in or only be little nubs at first. It's not like deer are born with horns.

If anything, it would just be a tiny, undeveloped nub at first. But then it would eventually grow into its complete phallic glory as the oni matures.

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>> No.7636699
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I'm really not quite sure how this would go down.

>> No.7636707
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I wonder why I have so many motherly pictures of Okuu.

Is she really the most suited Touhou to be a mother and/or wife?

>> No.7636719
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Good Mother Okuu.

>> No.7636725
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I hope so

>> No.7636739
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source? mediafire?

>> No.7636743

It's a manga, not Touhou.

>> No.7636753

She's an egg laying, radioactive chicken from hell.
How can she be a good mother?

>> No.7636755
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Its ok, it looks nice

>> No.7636761
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Source is

I'm sure you can find a download for it, first link in google has one.

>> No.7636762

How can she NOT be a good mother?

>> No.7636769

Her child might die due to radiation poisoning during/after birth, especially if she breastfeeds.

Actually, her being a humanoid breast youkai, are those breasts just for show, or can she actually lactate?

>> No.7636770
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You bring up a good point.

>> No.7636779

Okuu is a good mother because of boobs and a neverending supply of eggs to cook with.

>> No.7636794
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Touhous are all teenage bitches or monsters, they make terrible mothers.

>> No.7636799

Which kinds of youkai is it logical to assume can actually breed with humans?

>> No.7636805

Humans are, by default, breedable with anything that looks humanoid.

>> No.7636809
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well, it doesn't seem particularly logical to begin with, but I guess it happens from time to time

>> No.7636815

I require doujins relating to this subject.

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>> No.7636863

Yukionna, they do it canonically in nip folklore.

But really? Probably most of them are capable of reproducing with humans, except a few like Okuu (sorry, Okuufags). Shikigsmi probably can't either.
Of course, we aren't counting undead as youkai here.

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>> No.7636890
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>we aren't counting undead as youkai here.

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>> No.7636930

You guys are awesome

>> No.7636934
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Anyone know this doujin?

>> No.7636937
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>> No.7636958


Thanks Prof.

>> No.7637000


Thank you.

>> No.7637015
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I'm pretty sure all of them can.

There are several canon half-breed Youkai.

>> No.7638168

Source please.

Well, I know the source... But location please.

>> No.7638180

Google the name, you piece of shit.

>> No.7638190
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she will either be dead or stronger than any thing flan could imagine

>> No.7638217

this thread...op, thanks, it's beautiful.

>> No.7638265

Chen could already have children. Ran, too.

>> No.7638270

Half youkai can be produced through means other than breeding. The only ones that for sure can breed with humans are gods.

>> No.7638275

>The only ones that for sure can breed with humans are gods.

Moriya shrine here I come! Literally.

>> No.7638279

There are stories of other youkai breeding with humans, such a fox youkai.

>> No.7638286

I aleays liked Ran...it's time to getting serious and start making projects for the future?

>> No.7638287

I choose to believe it's like Monmusu Quest.

I haven't seen any male Youkai before, so they need humans to breed.

>> No.7638307
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Ara~ would you really want to be with an old spinster like me?

>> No.7638312


Will our child be a Shinigami? Perhaps a half-Shinigami, whatever that may be?

Whatever it is, I hope it will be a lovely daughter that takes after her mother. Perhaps Komachi will get maternity leave? That may cause trouble for Gensokyo..

>> No.7638326


Your daughter will be taken away by the Ministry of What's Right and What's Wrong to be raised as a shinigami away from her mother's lazy influence

>> No.7638446
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Half-shinigami... Now where have we seen this before???

>> No.7638453

on >>>/a/ I guess.

>> No.7638464
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Patchouli would probably be too weak to deliver the baby herself.

There's always magic, though.

That's nice.

>> No.7638473

Are you sure she's pregnant? She's probably just fat. It's not like she is physically active or anything...

>> No.7638487
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That depends on which fan you ask.

>> No.7638511
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Do I smell some Patchoulli shit talking in here?
Patchy's not fat. She's the most beautiful of all the touhous.
However, it could be argued she is a bit chubby.

>> No.7638522

Amen to that, brother.

>> No.7638530

Yeah, it says she's pregnant. Probably with an imp or something.

>> No.7638537
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>Do I smell some Patchoulli

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This seems relevant.

>> No.7638566
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I'm all for having half-youkai children with Meiling.

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>> No.7638577

this is my fantasy. taking care of our huge oni kids by day and receiving domestic abuse and rough, passionless sex by night.

>> No.7638598
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Our little shadows~

>> No.7638604

she eats her young

>> No.7638701

That Marisa looks cute as fuck. source?

>> No.7638713

this is the same artist os the famous "Chen&Ran screaming breakfast" right?

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>> No.7638999

How are you gonna breastfeed, Sakuya when you ain't got no tits!?

>> No.7639209

What prideful youkai would want to procreate, let alone have sex, with a human?

>> No.7639229

>implying that there are humans on /jp/ apart Mugen and Flanfly

>> No.7639265 [DELETED] 

Many. Youkai are apparently lower than humans on the totem pole because many of them have been lost themselves to their worldly urges; transformation into demons is a punishment reserved for the wicked. Some youkai like jikininki or mouryou even beg to be killed so that they can give the wheel of Samsara another spin, though just as many are so keen on their earthly desires that they just can't let go, like /jp/ users who want to see Otome Function so badly that they just stop aging, eventually becoming cute little youkai girls before they know it. Animal-base youkai are mostly treated as a seperate class.

>> No.7639268

Many. Youkai are apparently lower than humans on the totem pole because many of them have lost themselves to their worldly urges; transformation into demons is a punishment reserved for the wicked. Some youkai like jikininki or mouryou even beg to be killed so that they can give the wheel of Samsara another spin, though just as many are so keen on their earthly desires that they just can't let go, like /jp/ users who want to see Otome Function so badly that they just stop aging, eventually becoming cute little youkai girls before they know it. Animal-base youkai are mostly treated as a seperate class.

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I hope I'm alive to celebrate

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All of them because humans have consistently kicked their asses.

Sure, the Touhou youkai are much stronger than the average human, but an even stronger human has always arisen to kick their ass.

Remember that almost all youkai have an inherent weakness. The average anon could beat Yuugi if he had some beans.
Technology would probably fuck them up too if magic and tech didn't cancel each other out.

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>> No.7643233

I though the cat took all her eggs.

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There are ways of hiding eggs, I'm sure.

>> No.7643267
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Embarrassed teenager moe~

>> No.7643273
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There's a surprising amount of fanart of Mystia with children

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>> No.7643308

The next shrine maiden will be male.

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I wonder what the child of Reisen and a wizard would be like.
A rabbit that pulls other rabbits out of a hat?

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>> No.7643393

No, only female children can inherit the miko job. Male children are killed after birth.

>> No.7643400
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And to hide her child from the cruelty of fate, she passes him off as a tomboy.

>> No.7643405 [DELETED] 

She'll be the best mother the world has ever known.

>> No.7643411
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She'll be the best mother imaginable.

>> No.7643582

It's all nice and good, but what will you do when the moon is full and she turns into a horrible beast with..with... with horns and a long bushy tail?

>> No.7643587
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I'm not sure what you mean. EX-Keine isn't a berserk monster or anything, so...

>> No.7643589

how toho get pregnant?

>> No.7643597

Very carefully.

>> No.7644035

Pregnant touhous? Now I've seen everything.

What's next pregnant pokemon fetishism?

>> No.7644042

That was the last step.

I don't think I need to provide source, at least for your sake I hope I don't.

>> No.7644043


Yes, about that...

Hate to break it to you, but Pokemon probably even came first.

>> No.7644051
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...i think it'd be ok.

>> No.7644188

Alice would be one neglectful mother

>Be only interested in her own research
>Ignore everything else

>> No.7644195

>Marisa brings over some mushrooms
>Alice gets really high
>Uses baby for doll material

I think you should put up the child for adoption.

>> No.7645762

>"That time of the month?" Oh, Momma becomes a fluffy once a month. Daddy said it was only her, but does your momma become fluffy too?

>> No.7645788
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Her drinking habits could be a problem..
Unless Oni/half-oni babies are immune to alcohol poisoning.

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For an Oni isn't that a good habit to have builds character

>> No.7645808

The Janus of Gensokyo?

Who better?

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Out of everyone I think Dai would make the best mother

>> No.7645826
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Chen would have some good support and role model

>> No.7645883
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I think Flan would have more support

pic related

R: Hey, Meiling. I have something to ask you.
M: ...What is it?
R: How come her stomach has grown in one night?
M: ...I have no idea.
R How can you have no idea, you moron?!!! This is weird! This is impossible even for a vampire! Just how did you approach Flan?!
M: I am being framed! I don't remember such thing and it is impossible!! There must be a mistake somewhere?!
R: Are you trying to say that my beloved Flan was lying?
M: Ah... no, imouto is a honest girl, so she will always tell the truth... H-However, we are both girls and she's a child...!
S: Anything unusual can happen in Gensokyo.
M: That's just a rumor!! Geez! Flan Imouto-sama, please say tell the truth! It's a pillow, right!? You are hiding a pillow underneath your cloth, right?!!!
F: Last night... Meiling was aggressive and gentle... It felt really really good...
R+S: ....
S: Congratulations, Meiling. With that, you are a father of a child, right?
R: Indeed. Sakuya, go and prepare some red rice.
S: I am deeply sorry, Ojou-sama. We don't have enough beans to make red rice.
R: Oh, that's too bad. Then how about we replace it with other stuff? What is good enough... how about blood?
S: Why, that's a fine idea. Coincidentally, we just have the right source for fresh blood.
R: That's settled then. I wonder how much blood is needed.
S: That's right, if we have 3500 ml it is more than enough.
R: Then proceed with the preparation.
S: Understood. I will extract it this instance.
M: Excuse me, but that is the average amount of blood for a woman. If you drained it, I would be dead.
R+S: Shut up, you animal!!!

>> No.7645910

It turns out the missing ingredient for a living doll was LOVE.

>> No.7645914

This whole thing played out in my head with the 'My Name is Hong Meiling' voice. CAN'T UNHEAR

>> No.7645920
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after reading

Reisen is my pick for good mother

>> No.7645982

Oh god, my heart.

>> No.7646006
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No, because she'd be depressed since Marisa chose Alice instead. And she's anemic.

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I'm in loss for words

>> No.7646032
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Tenshi is way too immature to be a good mother.

>> No.7646046

>implying Marisa would go any route other than harem.

>> No.7646047


Niggas is you serious, you never read Mamange before?

Shit's pure diabetes in picture form.

>> No.7646051

First time I heard of it was today.

>> No.7646052

Marisa would freak the fuck out once she discovers she's pregnant.

Miscarriage ahoy.

>> No.7646053

I've read the artist's other works, but not this set.

>> No.7646057

>implying that cures anemia

>> No.7646063

Except when he is doing futa. Eww.

>> No.7646067

Hong Meiling.

I think she could be a decent mother, but things would get rather interesting depending on whether its Youkai or Dragon Meiling.

>> No.7646156

Reading this right now. My fucking heart.

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>mfw this thread is still here

I love you guys.

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Alright then.

Next shrine maiden is a trap.

>> No.7646217

>Youkai or Dragon
You misspelled Leprechaun.

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Rumia. Rumia forever. I love her.

>> No.7646316


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>> No.7646325

She's a chinaboo leprechaun; the hair, the eyes, the abundance of green attire, the rainbows, always caught napping.

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I don't really have a favorite, but she would be definitely interesting mother material.

>> No.7646359

>No results matching 'sakuya'

>> No.7646360

every link google gives me for this is dead

>> No.7646369

>No tits.
>Babby starves to death.

>> No.7646381
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As if Byakuren wasn't practically a mom already.

>> No.7646414

>Misuse of greentext
Lurk more and learn to blend in.

>> No.7646420


>> No.7646419 [DELETED] 

mfw I have no face 'cause I like this thread mostly 'cause I don't have a mom, just a dad.
I really jelly who have a mom ;____________;

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Here you go, pal.

>> No.7646867

Too bad Remi will suck the blood out of the babby.
Oh well, maybe Sakuya will go along with this willingly, all for the mistress.

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Look anon, I'm an adult, I can get pregnant too.

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>> No.7650573

Holy shit, there are no hospitals and maternity wards in Gensokyo. Are all these pregnant touhous going to be alright??

>> No.7650579

Youmu would probably die if she tries to deliver, but the yokai would be just fine.

>> No.7650591

But she's already half ghost

>> No.7650597

Then her body would just stop moving and Myon would get fatter.

>> No.7650618

Yuyuko is gonna eat her own baby

>> No.7650649

If you think about it, Koishi would probably get an abortion.

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Or she'd do it herself using a coat hanger.

>> No.7650684

Koishi would never do that, she's a good girl.

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Not letting the thread die.

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>> No.7652412

I usually don't even like the preggers fetish. But for some reason I find all the pregnant touhous in this thread terribly adorable. Why?

>> No.7652441

But this is a a discussion about, which Touhou would make the best mother and not which pregnant Touhou would you bone. This thread is far more innocent than you think it is.

>> No.7652444

No you misunderstand, I don't want to bone pregnant touhous, I just thought the whole topic was cute and heartwarming.

Also, where are the pregnant Meiling pics?

>> No.7652453

The ones I had seen weren't heartwarming.

>> No.7652457

No one in the thread has mentioned that Touhous don't menstruate?

>> No.7652462

Sauce? Maybe youkai don't, but I'm pretty sure Raymoo and Marissa do.

>> No.7652466

Post them anyway.

>> No.7652490

There's this doujin where Hina menstruates with a power of a waterfall.

>> No.7652535

dream-mist? Pretty good artist except for that black sheep.

>> No.7652540

Are we taling Event Horizon levels here?

>> No.7652553

Yeah, those blood fountains came out of nowhere.
Close. Also I vaguely remember that one other yuri book with menstruating Reimu and Remi.

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>> No.7652629

I think it's this one.

>> No.7654167

This reminds me, there aren't any contraceptives in Gensokyo.

>> No.7654286

Contraceptive devices have been around since ancient times. If you mean pills, I'm sure Eirin has cooked up something. And even then, you need males to have babies.
Barring all else, there's always magic / divinity / Yukari.

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I can only imagine Reisen being able to handle one kid alone, ever. But she would probably end up having a bunch of kids instead...
She'll need some help.

>> No.7654740

I require heartwarming doujins on this subject.

No Enchantresses' Dance, I already read it.

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I'm not sure, she might be a good mom.

>> No.7654752

Here you go:

>> No.7654762

I've read this one before.

>> No.7654764
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>Hourai Ninshin

>> No.7654766

Fine faggot, here:

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>> No.7654809


I forget, but it's a really short doujin.

>> No.7654819

I love my youkai in the real world

>> No.7654827

Can't file search when you censor it.

>> No.7654844

This, please post it in a spoiler or something

>> No.7654922

I request more pregnant toohoos.

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Request Accepted

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>> No.7658597

le bump

>> No.7658874


She would make a lovely mother.

>> No.7661530