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lol, I know these are posted every fucking day. But my sister *DOES* actually act like this, really motherly and always sorting out my laundry and stuff. Then she goes out with her boyfriend and leaves me alone in my shitty apartment lair... Why cant she love me instead of him /jp/?

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>>76595
This.

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>>76648
Loving your sister is perfectly normal.

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>>77420

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>>79057
fixed

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>>79158
I must admit.. I chuckled a bit

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>>79370

>> No.76368

because you are staying in an apartement and you're probably a "basement" dweller while she is good enough to have a decent boyfriend.

>> No.76373

She hates your guts, that's why.

>> No.76379

BECAUSE SHE'S YOUR FUCKING SISTER

>> No.76380

She probably just likes being able to boss you around.

>> No.76374

Because you're fat, ugly and inept in bed.

>> No.76376

You were born for pain.

>> No.76386

BECAUSE YOU TOUCH HER AT NIGHT

>> No.76387

>>76379
/thread

>> No.76395

Because he's just a better guy than you are, sorry.

>> No.76391

Some of us lack imotos so we have no idea how this works.

>> No.76397

>>76391
1/10

>> No.76407

>>76397
No, it's a whole post. I don't have 9/10ths of anything more to say. Growing up in an all male house kinda sucks -- you don't get the inside scoop about girls.

>> No.76404

;_;

>> No.76413

>>76407
That was your trolling score out of 10, retard.

>> No.76415

>>76373

No she doesn't, she cooks for me! And hugs me too! ;_;

>>76374

NOPE! I'm just a standard low-grade hikikomori (can still do social contact, just not on any 'large group' level).

>>76380

She's too nice for that.

>>76395

The guy is a fucking JOCK for god sake!

>> No.76416

>>76408
QFT?

>> No.76408

>>76387

>> No.76434

>>76379
And when did you stop raping your sister (because she was your sister) in your last eroge?

>> No.76430

>>76415
You lost to a jock.

>> No.76437

>>76430

His power level is actually in MINUS numbers, and my sister has a pretty decent power level. It just doesn't make sense, they share NO interests! And he treats her like garbage (she'll laugh when he says stuff like.... 'yep, tastes like all your other food... shit').

I need revenge on this bastard /jp/, help me plot for the good of incest!

>> No.76438

I'm confused

>> No.76447

>>76437
I dunno, he sounds like a pretty funny guy to me.

>> No.76453

i don't know how all you people who grew up with siblings grew up wrong. i'm pretty sure i got screwed up when i grew up alone, so alone ;_;

>> No.76459

>>76437 share NO interests! And he treats her like garbage

Makes perfect sense to me. Lrn2women.

>> No.76465

>>76437
She has power levels? Drop some incest shows on her ipod/usb pen or something, stuff like renketsu houshiki ep1 subbed.

>> No.76474

>>76465

Hmmm, sounds good. Do you have a sister?

>> No.76485

>>76465
No ;_;

>> No.76486

Does she live with you OP?

>> No.76487

Stop fucking asking us what to do and become the man your sister needs you to be. You can't just assume your sister will fall in love with you, you have to make her fall for you. Try taking her someplace nice sometime. Treat her to a nice dinner and a movie. Buy her favorite flowers. Help her with the household chores. And maybe, just maybe, she'll realize the prince she's been looking for... has been by her side all along.

>> No.76488

>>76486
yes

>> No.76495

>>76487

How would I approach her and ask her out to dinner though, I mean, how would I do it? Maybe just after her birthday (her boyfriend never does anything that nice for holidays for her) as a contrast to how much more of a decent person I am than him?

>> No.76526

>>76495
>as a contrast to how much more of a decent person I am than him?

This will only work if you actually are a better person. You mentioned problems with social contact--do you have a job? Are you educated? Can you drive?

>> No.76528

>>76495
Yeah, not a bad idea. Oh, and a nice, thoughtful present never hurts.

If you two don't meet up too often, it might a good idea to go out to watch something you'd both enjoy together, claiming that you want to see it with someone with similar interests/taste and none of your 'friends' get it. I'll bet her jock won't be into watching it anyway, so the two of you can have some nice alone in the dark time.

Anyway, how high is her powerlevel? You could always show her 'Koi Kaze'.

>> No.76533

>>76495
To put it simply, just rape her. Once she realizes that you can penetrate her deeper than her boyfriend, she'll dump him and start loving you. Of course, she'll forget you the instant she finds an even bigger dick, but hopefully you'll be bored with her by then.

>> No.76541

>>76495
She will most likely dine with her boyfriend, instead take her out during the afternoon for an ice cream or something and buy her a present.

>> No.76569

>>76541
>instead take her out during the afternoon for an ice cream

This. Boring dinner conversation + spoiled appetite -> "oh wow... I had much more fun this afternoon"

>> No.76570

>>76526
Have a car, currently a postgraduate student.

>> No.76575

>>76541

Perhaps, I could try that.

I will buy her pistachio ice cream in honour of you my advice-giving friend.

>> No.76580

>>76528

I've seen Koi Kaze, it made me bawwww so hard.

>> No.76595

>>76528
>Koi Kaze

Oh man, no. Something more subtle like Hitsuji no Uta.

>> No.76603

Most people in this world aren't incestuous anyway. My sister did my laundry when she lived with me, but that didn't mean that she wanted my penis.

>> No.76610

Can we get a picture of your sister, OP?

Just to see what we are dealing with.

>> No.76627

>>76610

No, someone might know her, and anyway I'd have to upload them.

>>76603

Maybe she did. Was she hot? My sister is pretty hot in my eyes, thats part of the reason (not all obviously) why i love her.

>> No.76633

>>76627
How cute, anon, you actually love your sister in more than a physical way.

>> No.76640

>>76633

yes... which makes it even worse, believe me!

>> No.76648

You're all sick fucks and you all need help.

>> No.76657

>>76648
You're in the wrong the board.

>> No.76660

Incest is best.

>> No.76676

>>76633
I'd rather have my sister call me oniichan and hug me a lot, with maybe some sex on the side, than just constant sex.

If I even had a sister. God I'm lonely.

>> No.76679

>>76667

I ran through this mango when I was really fucking drunk... Can someone explain what happens in it? Doesn't she fuck her boyfriend then her brother gets married?

>> No.76707

>>76679
Yes. She fucks her boyfriend to distance herself from her brother because she's afraid of INCEST. As a result, her brother was heartbroken but they were better for it because now he gets married like a normal person.

>> No.76718

>>76707

Yeh but when I was reading through the earlier bits... I never noticed why she realised there was sexual tension between her and her brother? What hints are given?

>> No.76719

>>76679
I'd tell you, but it's too depressing for an H-doujin.

>> No.76724

>>76679
Yes. She was actually in love with him but she was trying to grow out of her incestuous thoughts and decided to get a boyfriend. But she never stopped loving him. He was also always in love with her but tried to grow out of his incestuous thoughts and moved on and got married. But he never stopped loving her.

>> No.76729

>>76718
There are no hints of sexual tension. She was simply in love with him.

>> No.76739

>>76729

Are there really cases like that, and not even genetic sexual attraction, but genuine love between a brother and a sister?

>> No.76744

>>76724
Society's injustice ruins another potentially beautiful love story ;_;

>> No.76749

>>76747

Where can I read about them?

>> No.76747

>>76739
Yes? Plenty?

>> No.76759

>>76749
Google.

>> No.76816

>>76786

Can you post the rest? Or a rapidshare link?

>> No.76833

>>76816
Door of Fascination

>> No.76834

>>76816
the rest please

>> No.76846

the love story of the century. no, wait.... wINCEST IS FUCKING WRONG MAN, WRONG

>> No.76851

>>76357
Because she doesn't see you as a potential mate or reproductive partner.

It's wrong. Srsly.

>> No.76848

>>76834
2nd'd; or at least the blue-board friendly sections thereof.

>> No.76859

>>76739

Ada or Ardor: A Family Chronicle

Same guy who wrote Lolita

>> No.76870

>>76851

Your shtick gets less and less funny every time I see it, Alabama.

>> No.76871

I'd say this thread calls for some older-sister incest manga. anyone knows some titles?

>> No.76868

>>76851
If anyone should know about the dangers of inbreeding, it should be someone from Alabama.

>> No.76876

>>76871
Older sisters are probably almost 3D pig disgusting adults. Blech.

>> No.76894

>>76876

what

>> No.76895

Why are the Japs so obsessed with incest?

>> No.76904

>>76895
Why are they so obsessed with OH BY THE WAY YOU'RE ACTUALLY ADOPTED incest.

>> No.76903

>>76895
Why are the Japs obsessed with everything? Because theyre sick fucks. And japanese. DUH

>> No.76947

>>76871
Boy's Empire

>> No.77196

>>76904
A CUTE SISTER WHO IS NOT BLOOD RELATED

>> No.77353

>>76870
I haven't even said anything contradictory in an incest thread for about a week.

You guys got a long break.

>> No.77360

>>77353
But you're kind of boring. You don't even try to mix it up a little.

>> No.77377

>>77353
Anonymous of Alabama fucked her brother when she was 7 and pretends to be against it to hide it.

>> No.77415

I would love to try to fuck my sister, I have 3, 2 younger and 1 older, only problem is that they all are a bunch of self centered bitches who treat their only brother as an ATM.

>> No.77420

>>76357

I'd like to see the rest of the stickers, plz.

>> No.77442

>>77415
Ages?

>> No.77507

>>77360
Meh, I have classes to do work for. I don't have the time to devote to the effective trolling that other people do. Besides, I watch anime. I saw an episode in Jigoku Shoujo where the older brother gets sent to hell by his younger sister for loving her and wanting to bump uglies.

Oh, and for cross-dressing, but that's secondary to the problem. The main point is that if you get sent to hell for it, it's wrong, right? So it's wrong.

>>77377
Oh, so you think I'm a woman?

Well, that's the first time I've ever heard that one.

>> No.79080

>>77507
I cried when I saw that episode. ;_; Reminded me of the forbidden love story in Angel Sanctuary.

>> No.79093

>>79050
Why are her armpits farting?

>> No.79158

>>76357
BECAUSE YOU ARE SON OF A BITCH WEEABOO
BROTHER IS PIG
DO YOU WANT SISTER?
DO YOU WANT INCEST?
BROTHER IS PIG DISGUSTING
GIRL ON STICKER IS A MURDERER
FUCKING /JP/.

>> No.79243

>>76739
There's a brother sister couple in Germany who are currently fighting the state for the rights to their children.

>> No.79256

I think the reason they're obsessed with the whole 'fall in love with adopted sister' is because it eliminates the painful hassle of the dating process and presents the guy's "true love" right in his own home. he can then see her whenever he wants, and/or do naughty things together without having to sneak out of the house or stay out late and get in trouble. The adopted part just makes it "okay" in that there's no actual relation and they technically can get married.

>> No.79294

>>79158
Fuck i lol'd

>> No.79332

>>79225
lol

>> No.79370

reverse sexual imprinting

>> No.79413

>>79370
>>79396

Needs a shoop.

>> No.80439

BITCHES DON'T KNOW 'BOUT OP'S SISTER

>> No.80489

>>79320
The brother looks like a younger Gendo Ikari

>> No.80519

>>79320
>>79322

UNLIMITED LOLI WORKS

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