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>2011
>still living with your mummy
>She still makes you dinner
>She still cuts your hair for you
>She still buys your clothes
>She still tells you to make sure you wash behind your ears and under your foreskin.
>She still tells you to clean your room

>> No.7633840
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No.

>> No.7633843

>>7633836
>mummy
Shitty, noticed, Europeans, etc.

>> No.7633845
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7633845

I love my mummy~♥

>> No.7633852
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>>7633836
You sure is jelly about my mom.

>> No.7633847
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7633847

NEETin' aint easy.

>> No.7633849

I don't get hair cuts, or wash under my foreskin. Joke is on you, homo.

>> No.7633856

>and under your foreskin.

Too lewd. My mother would never suggest such a thing.
I'm cut anyways

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7633858

>He thinks saging on /jp/ will make him feel better about his pathetic life.

>> No.7633863

I live with my aunt. She mostly taught me how to cook. I cook better than my mother and make some dishes even better than my aunt. I cut my own hair and buy what few clothes I need every year. I usually need nothing more than a few packages of socks.

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>>7633856
Fuck off Jones.

>> No.7633868

>>7633865
It's funny because Jones is Jewish.

>> No.7633869

>2011
>still epik trolling on 4chan

>> No.7633870

madoka a shit

>> No.7633875

fuck u my mom is cool

>> No.7633885

>>She still tells you to clean your room

this is the only one my mum does.

>> No.7633896

[X]Dinner
[ ] Hair cut
[X] Clothes
[ ] Wash
[X] Cleam

>> No.7633899
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7633899

>he thinks it's possible to acheive complete financial independence as soon you turn 18

>> No.7633907 [SPOILER] 
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You totally can achieve financial dependence by the age of eighteen you just have to give up any diet you have, live completely off instant ramen, never do anything fun that you ever want to do, and work multiple jobs. EASY STREET IF YOU ASK ME!

>> No.7633908

>>7633899
It is... unless you live in the US and want to go to college.

>> No.7633909

I wish I still lived with my mummy and she did all these things for me. It'd make life MUCH easier.

>> No.7633911

>>7633899

I've been completely financially independent since I was 16 years old. Some people don't grow up with a silver spoon.

>> No.7633918

I wish I had a bed...

>> No.7633922

[X]Dinner
[ ] Hair cut
[X] Clothes
[ ] Wash
[ ] Cleam

So what? Less labor for me

>> No.7633923

>>7633918
You can sleep in mine, darling.

>> No.7633925

[X]Dinner
[X ] Hair cut
[X] Clothes
[X ] Wash
[X] Cleam
[X] Blowjob

>> No.7633927 [DELETED] 

All of that applied to me in 2010, except for the foreskin part. And she never told me to clean my room, even though she would always bitch about how she expects me to.

>> No.7633931

>>7633923
>darling
Get your 3D hands off me.

>> No.7633942

>still living with your mummy

So?

>She still makes you dinner

Your point being?

>She still cuts your hair for you

Nope.

>She still buys your clothes

That's because I'm too lazy to buy my own and care little for clothes to begin with.

>She still tells you to make sure you wash behind your ears and under your foreskin.

I don't think she's ever told me that.

>She still tells you to clean your room

She hardly gives a fuck if I don't tidy my room. But I clean it myself.

Try again later, OP

>> No.7633989

>mummy
If my mom were a mummy, things would certainly be different around here.

>> No.7633997

Yep
She never makes dinner. She'll do cakes if she's in the mood, but this happens rarely.
She has never cut my hair
Yeah, mostly because I don't go out and have an overweight complex.
She never told me that
And I still tell her I won't.

>> No.7634022

>still living with your mummy
She's living with me actually, she hates being alone in her house, she helps me with the rent, so it helps
>She still makes you dinner
Yep
>She still cuts your hair for you
Nope
>She still buys your clothes
I literally don't giive a shit about clothes, so yeah
>She still tells you to make sure you wash behind your ears and under your foreskin.
Never
>She still tells you to clean your room
I enjoy cleaning

>> No.7634033
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7634033

I moved out of my parents place when I was 16. Only thing I miss are the delicious meals. So Im quite jelly of those who get good meals ;_;

>> No.7634047

>still living with your mummy
Half of my family is dead, therefore I'm living with the remains.
>She still makes you dinner
And she's better at it than any girl my age will ever be.
>She still cuts your hair for you
Cut my hair? Longhaired germanic master race
>She still buys your clothes
Not really.
>She still tells you to make sure you wash behind your ears and under your foreskin.
Atleast I still have a foreskin, jew.
>She still tells you to clean your room
Actually it's the other way around.

>> No.7634048

>still living with your mummy

And Daddy of course.

>She still makes you dinner

Yes why would we eat seperate, meals that makes no sense.

>She still cuts your hair for you

No never, who the hell has their hair cut by their parents except hippies and poorfags.

>She still buys your clothes

Well yes, she enjoys buying clothes and I don't, seems like a good deal.

>She still tells you to make sure you wash behind your ears and under your foreskin.

I doubt any mom ever told their kids that outside of a tv show.

>She still tells you to clean your room

Nope.

>> No.7634063

>>7634033
Cooking is fun, you should try it.

>> No.7634073

>2011
>still living with your mummy
yes
>She still makes you dinner
no
>She still cuts your hair for you
no
>She still buys your clothes
no
>She still tells you to make sure you wash
behind your ears and under your foreskin.
no
>She still tells you to clean your room
no

also fuck you

>> No.7634074

>2011
>living with parents
>bought 3 toho pvc figure
>my mom enters
>she wants to see them
>she likes them and offers to pay half the price

feelsgoodmen.gif

>> No.7634077

>2011
>still living making your mom take out your piss bottles

>2011
>piss bottles

go out of that room already.

>> No.7634087

>>7634074
>buy H manga
>have to scan them in presence of mum
>definitely knows what's in them
>doesn't care
Cool mum is cool.

>> No.7634089

>>7634063
I have tried few times, ended quite badly but I guess I should try more. Thats the only way to learn it afterall.

>> No.7634096

>>7634077
>2011
>not pissing in bottles

>> No.7634097

>Clean under foreskin

wat?

>> No.7634103

>>7634089
It's easy as balls to make basic stuff like pasta, rice, noodles and omelette
You could even just do fish or salmon, all you do is wrap it in foil and leave to cook.
You've got no excuse apart from laziness.

>> No.7634126

I must have had very different parents than you guys .... mine never would have allowed for or done any of that >>7633836

>> No.7634129

>>7634126
yeah mine were like
>are you hungry?
make something you little faggot
>need a haircut?
go out and make some money and get it cut what the fuck are you bothering me for?
>need some clothes?
grab some out of the donation bin in front of walmart like the rest of us you stupid little cunt
>need a shower?
a shower? what do you expect us to pay for water or something? use the hose at the gas station and dont fucking get caught this time!
>are you 18?
then get the fuck out already! im free!!
if only that fucking condon hadnt broken id never have had to deal with a brat

>> No.7634136

>>7633836
>still living with your mummy
Yes. I find it cheaper than renting out a flat for myself. Austerity, etc.
>She still makes you dinner
Buying dinner is expensive.
>She still cuts your hair for you
I've been cutting it myself for years. Fuck what other people say, I'm not using anything that can potentially transmit HIV.
>She still buys your clothes
Otherwise I'll never buy anything myself. I'm a slob.
>She still tells you to make sure you wash behind your ears and under your foreskin.
Huh? Never heard about this before. Is this an American culture thing?
>She still tells you to clean your room
See clothing, above.

>> No.7634155
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>2011
>not having your mummy live with you
>not feeding your mummy your cum for dinner
>not having your mummy shave your balls and lick you clean
>not having your mummy wear lewd underwear like sting bikinis at home
>not having your mummy clean you in the bathroom and suck your sigma out
>not sliding your dick in your mummy as she bends over cleaning your room

>> No.7634166

>2011

Oh I thought it was 2052

>still living with your mummy

..and daddy, my dad didn't ditch me at birth like some piece of shit

>She still makes you dinner

If you count buying me frozen food I put in the microwave making me dinner.

>She still cuts your hair for you

No, it's called a barber and it's not expensive, I know a place that charges $8.

Too lazy to reply to the rest.

>> No.7634172

Yes, except I cut my own hair and buy new clothes once a year.

>> No.7634188

>>7634155
>not having your mummy wear lewd underwear like sting bikinis at home
>sting bikinis
Shit sounds painful, yo

>> No.7634213

All except
>She still tells you to make sure you wash behind your ears and under your foreskin.

Especially the last one gets annoying. She always threatens me with saying she's going to do it herself if I don't.

>> No.7634227

So, am I the only one who get hair cut by mother? I've been in a barbershop a few times in my life, and these people always cut my hair wrong, because I was too anxious to tell them how I want it to be. Sometimes they even tried to talk to me, much to my horror.

>> No.7634318

>Still living with mummy
Yea, the economy sucks and I couldn't afford to live on my own anymore after being fired

>She still makes you dinner
Only on weekends, I cook the rest of the week, anyone else finds it annoying when people complain you cook the same thing every night, but you only cook the same thing because they don't buy any other food?

Where do they think new ingredients come from, the sky?

>She still cuts your hair for you
I wish, do you know how much money I'd save on hair cuts if she did? that's an extra $40 per month.

> She still buys your clothes
Not since high school, although I'd hardly call clearance wear clothing. I think I'm the only one who buys long sleeves in July.

> She tells you to make sure you wash
HA HA HA, no. Huzzah for hypochondria.

> She still tells you to clean your room
Right... no. Although I am in charge of cleaning the whole house so she once told me to clean the kitchen and wax the floors and I told her that I've got no problem with the kitchen but the only way the floors were getting waxed was if she rented the machine or she spent 4 hours on her hands and knees scrubbing the wax on.

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