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>Japan attacks America
>Japan gets raped
>Japan wont give up
>Nuked for not giving up
>Modern Japan wont stfu

>> No.7625352

66 years later and you still mad.

>> No.7625354

Cowardly Americans will never understand the way of the bushido

>> No.7625359

>>7625354
====MASSIVE WEEABOO DETECTED====

>> No.7625365

people STILL believe that the US didn't force Japan to attack them? jesus christ

>> No.7625373

>>7625359
EQUAL SIGN EQUAL SIGN EQUAL SIGN EQUAL SIGN????

>> No.7625370

>America participates in interfering with Japanese War Operations
>Pretends to not be in the war
>America won't give up
>America gets ass raped at Pearl Harbor
>Japan gets massive aid in post war rebuilding by threatening Communism

>> No.7625372

u mad taht japan got nuked xd?

i OP am a faget luls

>> No.7625376

Modern Japan is very over it. Americans remain butthurt towards any country that's ever looked at them fuuny till the end of time.

>> No.7625379
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Looks like OP has a case of the GAYTISM lamo

ic realted, its OP at the resturant

>> No.7625384

>people STILL believe that the US didn't force Japan to attack them? jesus christ
>force Japan to attack them
>force
Proof please

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>>7625379
That was so witty and clever, I bet OP didn't see that coming!

>> No.7625394

I don't know why people complain about the H Bombs. The fire bombing on other zones claimed even more lives, was more painful, and destroyed a much wide area.

An H bomb is quick, and almost painless for those in the immediate viccinity of the blast.

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>> No.7625395

>>7625370

Actually it went like this.

>America stops exporting oil and rubber to Japan with our ships. After Japan joins Germany and declares it's intentions.
>Japan begins to starve, declares was on America.
>Attacks Pearl Harbor without warning.
>We defeat Japan in every way possible
>Emperor would rather see every last Japanese die.
>We force them to surrender the only way we can.

>> No.7625398

>>7625376

CLOSET WEABOO DETECTED.
GIANT SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH MADE AND TESTED ON SLANTS. ISOMAD.

>> No.7625400

>>7625394
>An H bomb is quick, and almost painless for those in the immediate viccinity of the blast.

This is why. Fuckers got off too easy.

>> No.7625403

>>>/b/

We don't care about the radiation-ridden shithole in east Asia.

>> No.7625404

lol op soo mad 1 tim i saw him hav sex wit a man n i knwo he wuz gay

>> No.7625408
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>>7625395
nope

went like this
>Japan got buttmad for the embargo
>US is fucking pissed at it's habitants for giving shelter to gigantic faggots like OP
>Japan thinks they store faggots in the US navy
>they went to kill dickfaggots (like OP who is a faggot)
>US compliments japan by going to their moe island and starting fireworks as they have consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights off with the sole purpose of procreation
>US/JP agreement on fucking OP's fa[g]mily
>OP is buttmad after 66 years

>> No.7625416
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7625416

LooOl look guys I took a pic of OP, his is hes house rite now

>> No.7625412

Mod delete this thread, its what meido would do. I believe in you. you have the power to bring /jp/ back.

>> No.7625414

>>7625395
You forgot a part at the beginning:

>Japan launches genocidal war of conquest against china
>After years of slaughter, America embargoes Japanese war supplies until they withdraw from China

>> No.7625415

WEABOOS ARE BUTTHURT.

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>>7625408
Wow, that blew me away. Congrats on feeding the troll, though.

>> No.7625419

>Seventy two years ago, a devastating global war began.
>Tens of millions of people were killed around the world.
>Near the end, force Japan's unconditional surrender, the United States dropped a pair of atomic bombs on Japan.
>Hundreds of thousands of people perished in instants.
>Soon after, the Japanese capitulated, ending the Second World War.
>Veterans from every nation returned home, in victory or in defeat, to build their nations in peace.
>Sixty-six years later, retarded children use the Second World War to troll other retarded children over the internet.

>> No.7625421

Holy shit OP how can you samefag up all this thread

>> No.7625423

>>7625416
That is a really good picture, you must have been the one sticking it in his ass. :)

>> No.7625427
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>>7625423
Naaah, that was his DAD LOL and w/ a didlo cause he's a TRANSEXOAL

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>>7625427
Then how did you get the picture? I highly doubt that his father would just send it to you. You must have had some role in fucking OP.

>> No.7625434

lol so many butthurt americunts in here still mad at japan for becoming a superior country while the usa goes down the shitter in debt

>> No.7625435

>7625408
YOUMUSTBENEW

>> No.7625440

>America stops exporting oil and rubber to Japan with our ships. After Japan joins Germany and declares it's intentions.
>America positions navy to launch war in the pacific and aids Brits despite not giving a damn about Jews or Nazis
>Japan launches glorious conquest in the pacific in accordance with the league of nations
>Japan wants a slice of China too, and western powers get buttmad
>Japan leaves buttmad league of nations and joins the cool club for glorious conquest
>Japan begins to starve, declares was on America.
>Japan tells America to go fuck off
>America's president wants to join WWII but has no popular support so pretends like he never got a declaration of war
>Attacks Pearl Harbor without warning.
>We defeat Japan in every way possible
>Emperor would rather see every last Japanese die.
>And then America realizes that is bad and arranges a conditional surrender where the emperor and his glorious nation can live happily ever after
>We force them to surrender the only way we can.
>Through backhanded deals

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>>7625432
Yes he did send it to me coz he was so ashamed of his gay son and so he thought of taking him to the OWNmaster for some BUTThumiliation

>> No.7625442

>>7625414

You also forgot the occupation of Korea.

True story, the governor of Tokyo calls the Rape of Nanking a "Lie and Fabrication"

>> No.7625447

>>7625421
NOU

>> No.7625451

>Japan begins to starve, declares was on America.
> declares was
You declared a war on grammar. Lyrn2spelfahg.

>> No.7625449

>>Near the end, force Japan's unconditional surrender, the United States dropped a pair of atomic bombs on Japan.

It was a conditional surrender whether or not Americans admit to it. The Japanese had no official negotiating powers, but the surrender was arranged because the US president said he would concede to certain conditions relating to the emperor, and post war rebuilding efforts.

>> No.7625452

>>7625442
You forgot that America and the rest of the Western powers were OK with this until Japan wanted in on China

>> No.7625453
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>>7625441
I also have another thing to ask, the person being screwed in that picture is a girl. How is OP gay if it is a girl getting screwed? You should really think before you type something. Spell-check would also be a handy tool for you.

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>>7625451

It's called a typo. Funny how you suck so bad at trolling the only thing you could argue against was a typo. fucking sad.

>> No.7625459

>>7625453
Because it is rape. Clearly that girl is a lesbian slut and would have consensual sex with any female

>> No.7625463

>>7625459
But you said the person who was screwing OP was his father. Penis + Vagina = Straight

>> No.7625462

I wonder how many people think they are being creative and edgy by posting nukes in /jp/

Like this hasn't been done thousands of times already.

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>>7625453
Hes so gay he loosk like a girl LOL and hes penor is so tiny its not visble Al my sentesnes are perfect, you faggor-carrier, pic realted its YOU after you got swellowed by OP ROLFAMO

>> No.7625466

Armchair Historians Troll Each Other: The Thread

>> No.7625468

>>7625449

You mean that Japan would have surrendered if they left the Emperor and his military in charge? The emperor was prepared to sacrifice every last soldier in a war he knew he could not win. Their Soldiers were brainwashed to be suicide attackers.

>> No.7625467

>>7625440
>Japan got buttmad for the embargo
>US is fucking pissed at it's habitants for giving shelter to gigantic faggots like OP
>Japan thinks they store faggots in the US navy
>they went to kill dickfaggots (like OP who is a faggot)
>US compliments japan by going to their moe island and starting fireworks as they have consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights off with the sole purpose of procreation
>US/JP agreement on fucking OP's fa[g]mily
>Faggots revolt (OP's dad/mom as the leader)
>They are quickly subdued
>the US after losing it's virginity goes on a sexual rampage over the world versus the USSR (Union of Sexy Sexy Rivals)
>Both after a sexual fight of 700 years decide to fuck OP's family (they also requested it for 40,000,000,000,000 USDSSRD dolans)
>after a century of dickings OP gets send to penis camp for having smelly smegma
>he now gets bullied and sucks his bully's dick clean on Alpha Centauri

well i had to get this autism out of my system

>> No.7625470

>>7625456
Pretty fucking sad that your only fucking sad reply is a poorly fucking sad written reply while constantly saying "fucking sad". It's fucking sad.

>> No.7625469

>>7625466
>implying you were an actually there historian
>implying actually there historians dont make up war stories and arent brainwashed by their govments propaganda
>implying you have a tiny penis

>> No.7625475

>>7625462
I wonder why people even bother to post in these threads.

>> No.7625480
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7625480

''Oops''.

>> No.7625473
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7625473

What happened to America? This guy here nuked the shit out of Japan, won an election everyone thought he would lose, and wasn't afraid to let the republicans know that they were huge faggots that should fuck off and die. Now we have an ineffectual president who can't enough republican cock in his mouth and ass.

>> No.7625476

>>7625469
>implying you have seen OP's penis
>implying that you dream about it every night, wishing you could touch it gently to your lips.

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>>7625470

>> No.7625478

>7625456
HE'S SWEARING HE'S SO KAWAII.

>> No.7625482

>>7625475
Because OP was a successful troll, butthurt has ensued. Jesus Christ /jp/, I didn't know it was this easy to troll you.

>> No.7625485

>>7625442
Nobody gives a shit to Korea.

>> No.7625486

Why is this thread always here?

>> No.7625483
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>>7625463
Hes dad was so gay and sperm-brain-muddled that he fogort to cut of his balls LMOA so his tcenhecali a male (LOL male more like GAYle)

capta: tionsiun diligence

>> No.7625487

>>7625482
First day here?

>> No.7625493

>>7625468
>You mean that Japan would have surrendered if they left the Emperor and his military in charge? The emperor was prepared to sacrifice every last soldier in a war he knew he could not win. Their Soldiers were brainwashed to be suicide attackers.

And your point is?

First of all, the Japanese were not prepared to lose all their population. Suicide soldiers were recruited from liberal arts/humanities colleges because the government knew they would be a waste of human resources and kept the scientists and engineers required for a booming post war economy.

He was prepared to surrender, given the proper conditions. Telling someone you are going to kill them when they surrender is a great way to make them surrender.

The military was already unpopular certain key figures were already making plans on reorganizing the government and using the military as a scapegoat.

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7625494

>I'm so frustrated that I'm going to every single one of those threads and announce they are shit, attracting everyone's attention and make them stay longer on the frontpage
>then, after all the ruckus I cause, I proclaim the whole board to be shit, maybe making a remark on how /jp/ used to be in order to sound more experienced
>Of course I have never made any interesting or amusing threads myself, but goddamn those were the good old days of epic threads! Nowadays, there are no good threads.
>I know this and do all that because I'm a way better poster than them, I know because I post a lot of walls of text in metathreads

>/jp/ expert

>> No.7625489

It's like I traveled back in time to the first month after /jp/ was created!

>> No.7625490

>>7625482
I don't think anybody's butthurt. It's just a huge pile of people trying to reverse troll OP and then more people trying to reverse troll the reverse trolls.

Why they would do these things is beyond me, though.

>> No.7625490,1 [INTERNAL] 

/jp/ getting raided again

>> No.7625491

>>7625487
/jp/ NEETs bored trying to go back to their high school times.

>> No.7625496

>>7625482
not even a a trollthread and going to give a brief explanation (greentext format for you /v/-/a/-/b-faggot)

>faggot post troll thread
>samefags it up
>thread caters to shitposters
>OP takes replies seriously
>thinks he trolled everyone and posts screencaps on reddit

>> No.7625498

>>7625482
>implying people are not trolling the op by posting even more rediculous history

>> No.7625502

>>7625482
Psst, /jp/ doesn't care about Japan, its culture or its people (except ZUN).

Most of these posts are samefags and bored people.

>> No.7625501

>>7625496
Hori sit

OP what's youre reddit, I want to give you likes and thumbs ups

>> No.7625505

COLLON CRUCIFIED

>> No.7625503

>67 Replies
>18 Sages
If you people don't want to see it on the front page, you can either:
>1: Don't respond
>2: Sage goes in the email field

>> No.7625507

>>7625503
That can't be done, OP keeps samefagging.

>> No.7625508

If i had a dick in my ass everytime this picture is posted

>> No.7625509

>>7625503
nokosage goes in the email field too, y'know

>> No.7625510
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I ACCIDENTLY JAPAN GUISE. LOOOOLOLOLOLOLOPOLOLOLOLOOL.

>> No.7625511

>>7625507
And I'm going continue to ignore him.

Fascinating, that.

>> No.7625517

>>7625503
There are too many responses for all of them to be sage in the first place. As you might be an example of, people forget to sage. Otherwise, people are purposefully bumping, hoping to start up a shitstorm

Anyways, there are too many posts, and too much attention, for this thread to NOT be where it is, unfortunately.

>> No.7625513

>>7625508
you would not have time come here anymore, right?

...someone put a dick in this tripslut ass.

>> No.7625514

>>7625502
What about R07?

>> No.7625515

>>7625509
I don't need to noko. My browser already does that for me.

>>7625511
You say you are going to ignore him, yet you post in this thread. Hmm.

>> No.7625520

>>7625515
I don't think the person I was responding to was OP.

>> No.7625521

>>7625515
As does mine, but it gives you this cool green text that's all the rage in the other boards, from what I hear.

>> No.7625525

>>7625513
LOL Tripfaggot thred nao, whuz yur fav tripfag mine is kog because EPIK dubz

>> No.7625534

>>7625521
I am not really one to give about what color my text is, or any crap like that.

>>7625517
I didn't sage for a reason.

>> No.7625537

>>7625534
That's because you have no sense of style.

>> No.7625538

>>7625517
/jp/ers have sage auto'd by their browser. Unless it's a thread of their favourite Touhou.

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>>7625537
Because style totally matters on an image board.
Here, I will add a picture to my post so I can have some "style"

>> No.7625589

>>7625537
>HIPSTER ALERT

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>> No.7626171

"Forcing Japan to give up to save people's lives" is post-WWII propaganda. America writes the history book because it won. It makes using a weapon of mass destruction look like it wasn't so bad. Oh and don't mention the internment camps but dig up everything on Japan that could be an atrocity.

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