/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

My parents are kicking me out of the house. I don't want to be poor and live in a shitty apartment. I'd probably have to work all day and never have time for hobbies like anime and VNs. What do I do?

[Anonymous No.]

kick them out first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7619755

[Anonymous No.]

portal

[Anonymous No.]

Where do you live? I have somewhere you can stay until you figure something out.

I-it's not like I'll rape you or anything!

[「ロリあき」 No.]

Ain't nothing wrong with being poor. I live vicariously through others.

[Anonymous No.]

welfare, jail, or suicide

[Anonymous No.]

Work as a maid for one of our /jp/ onee-samas.

But since you're living off of them, they'll be entitled to use your body however they please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7619755
Convince your parents to let you stay, and/or get a job.

[Anonymous No.]

Reach some sort of compromise.

Or keep stalling until they forget they planned to kick you out.

[Anonymous No.]

get disability benefits. If you are browsing this board you surely qualify for them

[Anonymous No.]

Is it so hard to get a job in your country? Is it so hard to get an 8 hour job, get enough money to get or rent your own appartment, pay for some food and your internet connection, and live your own life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7619789
If you don't have any prior experience and connections, it generally is like that in most countries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7619789
JC would never condone being a slave to the corporations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7619789
I like how you imply you can "live your own life" when really you are a wage slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7619755

Where do you live? What kind of parents kick out their own sons?

[Anonymous No.]

Finding an apartment is more harder than finding job.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

Impregnate your mother, then you will have to live with her so you can raise the baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7619812
American ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>7619812
even tho I'm a social failure it's good that my family comes from a culture that hails family above anything else
they'll never kick me out, tho they ask me to lock my room or go to a friends place when people come over (because I usually smell after weed and/or booze)

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you feel sick that your life is limited to your parents and their caprice?

Talk it out with your parents and ask them to let you stay until you firstly get a job, and secondly a place to live.

Working 8 hours a day is still better than having to deal with parental looks and talks of disappointment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7619812
I know a shitload of people that kick out their kids, when really it's the parents that are fuckups. Living in Florida, family is very religious and very hypocritical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7619755

Try to join the armed forces if you can. Someone's always hiring. As long as you don't have any bullshit medical conditions, you should be able to make it in.

Your alternative is trying to find housing and make a living in the private sector; frankly, good fucking luck with that.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

Apply for disability.

[Anonymous No.]

scam welfare, get a student loan, get a job, and go to college.
since you're probably a lazy bag of shit, just pick 1 or 2 instead of all 4 like I'm doing.

alternatively, you could join the military. they don't accept fat people, but weak is ok.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7619826
One must actually BE disabled to qualify for that, generally....

[Anonymous No.]

>>7619812

Kicking out their adult children is the last relatively good act of parenting someone can perform.

Although if it comes down to having to kick out your own kid, your failures as a parent probably started a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7619818
>>7619824

Oh wow, the Americunt society seems extremely shitty.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>7619831
You just need to find your inner disability.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7619847
I don't know about others, but my only disability is laziness... They don't give money for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7619854
sleep disorders, spinal curvature, mental disorders...inner-city doctors know the game. all you have to do is blend in with the local negros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7619841

Parents should kick their kids out when they become dead ends and liabilities. At that point, it's the only right thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-nobody-tells-you-about-being-poor/

It'll only go downhill from here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7619828
Get out army devs.

You have to love a country that provides for it's poor by getting them to sign their lives away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7619863
Or maybe they should take responsibility of the failure they have raised.

OP, get a job and suck it up. Oh, and welcome to adult's life, where you barely have the time to enjoy life.

[undine No.]

>>7619854
you're only lazy because you don't take your adderal xr

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7619864
>city
Well, I'm still fucked then.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7619938
Like I would pass that up.
I'd have to go to a doctor to get them prescribed first.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm Air Force, and I do animes and VNs daily. If you fit the ticket (no fatties allowed), I'd go ahead and shoot for it. Assuming you aren't hiding major problems that would interfere with security clearance, you can easily get a job doing shit with computers.

[undine No.]

>>7619954
i'd try to quickly get a diagnosis then
you can use the meds to change your life
or just sell them for good amounts of cash on thesilkroad

maybe your parents will also let you stay "a little bit longer" if they see you're now doing something

[Anonymous No.]

>>7619912

You live in your mother's basement. You have no friends. You have no job. You're out of school.

What life, exactly, are you "signing away?"

[Anonymous No.]

Become a truck driver

[Anonymous No.]

>>7619997
His copious amounts of free time with which he uses to enjoy himself.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - Military Recruitment / General

[Anonymous No.]

It's interesting that so many parents will raise a kid for 20 years just to tell them fuck off and get out of their house.
So glad I don't have terrible parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620006
Clearly you don't know much about the Armed Forces. The only guarantee is free time. Unless of course... war were declared.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7619986
Why are you talking to me as if I were the OP? I've long since moved out of my parents place. Or rather, was tossed out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620003
I've considered this, since I could get paid for listening to audiobooks and drama CDs all day. What's keeping me back is... the reputation of the profession. I don't think I could live with identifying myself as a truck driver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620023

[undine No.]

>>7620029
well you seemed interested in applying for disability like the op would and i only read 1/4 of the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620013

The parents who wind up having to kick out their twenty-something kids specifically do not raise their kids. They baby and spoil them, treating them like they're going to be six years old their whole life.

Then 20 comes around, and they're surprised when their kid doesn't have any of the skills they would have needed to function as an independent adult. Eventually they get angry, because they see themselves feeding a thing that will never grow, and then kick the kid out.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7620045
Interested? Yes. Capable of doing so? Not so much. Doctors cost money. I could maybe swing an ADD diagnosis, but not ADHD at any rate.

[Anonymous No.]

Good luck finding anyjob in Shitmerica.

Maybe you can land a horrible McJob and still not make enough to even scrape by.

Also, lol army recruiters, as if anyone wants to sign up and fight for jews in the middle of a desert.

[Anonymous No.]

Think carefully before you try to make bullshit health claims to collect welfare checks. For one, having anything like that on record will completely destroy your odds of joining your nation's military. And if you saw the pittance that welfare checks offer, you wouldn't be interested in destroying one possible career choice for the sake of some small amount of easy money now. You will permanently close doors on yourself if you try to take the easy way out. At least try to grab some kind of public sector job if you want a simple and stupid source of steady income with high job security. Don't close that option to yourself by trying to make bullshit medical claims for welfare checks. It'll only hurt you worse in the long run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620059
It's really hard not to make enough money to "scrape by" if you're willing to lower your living standard and don't have things hanging over your head like student loans or kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620065
>>7620065
Unfortunately, lowering your living starndards most likely means you will be living in ghettos near dangerous niggers and other minorities.

Higher cost of living pays of in personal security.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7619764
I wish a kind stranger would take me in and molest me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620071
Most likely you'll come out okay, and the worst that will happen is that you'll die.

Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620059

The vast majority of military jobs are not frontline duty jobs. Especially for otaku, who are notoriously intelligent-but-lazy, it would be easy to score high on exams and get placed into comfortable non-combat roles.

Just stay away from the Marines if you don't want to wind up catching lead. On the other hand, if you're the kind of psychopath who can't wait for a chance to murder people and get shot at, they'll be happy to take you along for the ride.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7620071
Ghettos ain't so bad. One of the best places I ever lived was in a ghetto. Rule of thumb is, if you leave them alone, they'll leave you alone. Keep to your own, and they'll do the same. People in the ghetto only get robbed if they have something worth stealing, and the only people that do are the drug dealers.

Honestly though, the worst places are the ones where all the low income rent-controlled housing is. One can avoid those places pretty easily, since it's usually effectively government appointed housing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620083
I'm not sure, a black gentleman coming over to steal your TV every month seems like a significant expense which could have been avoided by investing in an apartment in a better neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620095
Will a series of cardboard boxes, decorated on the inside with waifu pictures and the outside with camouflage work?

That's my plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620101
Why do you have a TV?

[Anonymous No.]

First of all, in america its not easy even getting into the military, you have to be elite. Second of all, yeah american society is heartless, even though its called "land of the free" freedom does not mean, "land of happiness and nice people". Its so hard getting a job because most mangers and hard asses who only want hot chicks or perfect human beings. Normal joes, fuck ups, the sick, they all lose in american and they stay there forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620101
Or you could just invest in a barricade and a knife. Face it, they're not going to catch us while we're out are they now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620077
One day, anon, one day~

I still buy lottery tickets each week for the purpose of building /jp/ mansion. I have been since February I think. Maybe earlier ;_;

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7620103
It's all well and good until it rains. Then the boxes leak, and your precious pictures will run.

Let me tell you, though-- It gets cold at night, so you'd better be prepared to deal with the elements.

[undine No.]

>>7620053
getting ADHD diagnosed isn't really that hard
you don't have to be all hyper or anything if you're already an adult

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620095
Most /jp/ers would get their riced out PCs stolen and scrapped for parts by the negroes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620110
I think I'll start doing that. If every /jp/er did this, one us must win someday. Then we could build a giant /jp/ mansion and jack eachother off all day while discussing Touhou's.
It sounds a bit weird, but it's my actual dream.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7620113
>you have to be elite.
Who knew that the lowest income bracket could spawn so many of our nation's best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620131
My cousin just got kicked out for having something a tiny bit wrong with his foot. They saw it and bam,he was fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7619938
Do you take adderal? If so, does it work for you?
I might need to go get a prescription or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620129
Anyone with a riced out PC isn't going to need to move to a ghetto to reduce rent costs.

[Anonymous No.]

Im going to get a evaluation, if they find some thing wrong with me and put me on meds( which im really afraid of, im sacred of meds because of how i see how they change you and fuck your mind) but besides that if they do, can i get free money? i live in america by the way..

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7620129
Utter crap. Being armed in the ghetto is considered normal, so nobody's going to bust into your place while you're there. Also, people in the ghetto (notice my lack of racial terms, because ghettos are a chunky stew of every color under the sun) don't know fuckall about computers. They'll judge the whole system's quality by the size of the screen and speakers. You could attach a pair of fake subwoofers to a 386 box and they'll think it's gold. They won't part it out, they'll sell it whole to the local drug dealer for dope.

But seriously, the only break-ins I ever was privy to, there was a debt or grudge involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620130
It's my actual dream as well.

Another benefit to it would be if the government is suspicious about dozens of autism benefit cheques being sent to the same house and they came to check us out they would find men wearing dresses, drinking tea lewdly molesting each other and we wouldn't get cut off.

Seriously though, I've been buying so many lottery tickets ;_;

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7620148
You aren't really under any duress to TAKE the meds continuously.

[undine No.]

>>7620135
i'm only prescribed ritalin since i live in germany
but also worked very well for me
no more depressions or laziness, iq and skill fucking skyrocketed in just one year
unfortunately it didn't cure my autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620116
I like the freezing cold and rain, though I guess I better invest in some sort of plastic lining and umbrella mechanism for my house. Perhaps the cold could be countered by dakimakura insulation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620151
That's it. I'm suicidal anyway, I might as well sell everything I own and gamble it away on slot machines, roulette and lottery tickets to win the money for a /jp/ mansion. There would be beer, cross-dressing and circlejerks. Mark my words, one of there days I will save you all, all of you, and lead you to the promised land.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

Join the army/police.

It saved me from a suicidal death. Really.

Yeah, it's not the best way to live, but at least your salary readjustments will always go up, even in the middle of a financial crisis, and you'll have health insurance and you cannot be fired because downsizing or something, you gotta do something really stupid for that to happen. And you get to become something "else" for society, you'll get to learn and do things that you could never do as a simple civilian.

Oh, and GUNS, GUNS EVERYWHERE.


PS: if you have the balls... you can fake an accident and become a crippled, but well-payed man.... brb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620151
>they would find men wearing dresses, drinking tea lewdly

I love you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620175
I'd gladly put my leg under a train for free money. I'm not even kidding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620186
We have someone here who did something similar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620187
Tell me about him. We can drink tea and discuss it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620186
I've always thought about cutting off a limb, but I find missing arms more appealing. Sadly that isn't an option as it would hamper my keyboard usage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620173
I am waiting warmly, and doing what I can to help. If there is any justice in this world we will win soon, because it is a good and compassionate cause.

Ah, it's such a good dream. All the fun we will have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620190
He used a truck, it hurt unimaginably for months on end, he gets a check in the mail every month, and he misses standing up in the kitchen and cooking dinner.

He seems fine now. I would advise against any similar course of action.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620201
>If there is any justice in this world
No.
Enjoy your never winning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620161
Nice. I can deal with my autism, I just want to be more productive.
Thanks. I'll try to get a prescription ASAP.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7620172
You'd be surprised how well this won't work.
Tips-- Do something to get yourself off the ground itself. Rain backsplash is a bitch.
Watertight is the way to go, but it's a bitch to accomplish. If your blankets get wet, they cease to hold in body heat and wick it away instead.
Stay out of sight. Cops don't like you. Ordinary folks don't like you.
Better learn to eat out of the trash, because you'll have no means of cooking, and no means of refrigeration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620212
What do you eat nowadays? Is there any way to move to another town or state or is that too much of a risk?

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7620175
I can't imagine serving and protecting a society I hate at worst, at best I'm disgusted and disappointed by. But I can't do either of those jobs anyway.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7620227
I'm constrained by my lack of transportation. I'd walk, but I live in the middle of a desert. I eat via food banks. I may be homeless, but I have the distinct good fortune of not being on the streets anymore. Every once in awhile, someone I know will kick down a few bucks, and I'll buy something like a pack of hot dogs and a loaf of bread. Ramen is 15 cents a pack. This is where it helps to have the ability to be social and appear normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620243
How did you get your hands on a computer if you are so impoverished?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620077
>>7620130
>>7620151
I see some of you guys just can't help but inject some gay into this poor bastard's thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620201
>If there is any justice in this world.

And there lies your problem.

I'd love to join you in that mansion though, it sounds like a blast to live in.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7620254
I have a laptop I acquired from my mom upon her death a few months ago (currently unusable, damaged), and currently using the office computer at the dog pound where I secretly live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620235
I doubt most people join to "serve & protect", they do it for a paycheck.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>7620235
I don't give a fuck about society either. But If you get payed for doing something you may as well give your best.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7620263
Well, they don't take criminals at any rate, so I'm not too concerned. Probably should've gotten into the military just out of high school-- four years of JROTC would've sent me in as an E-3 or 4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620261
>the office computer at the dog pound where I secretly live
Ok... so you live in a dog pound where I assume you take your baths and store whatever food , doing any odd jobs you might be able to do? Or did you break into the damn place?

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>7620275
>they don't take criminals at any rate

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7620283
Jesus Christ, I just got done doing 6 months....

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7620282
Well, at first, I was just hanging around and breaking in after hours, but now I'm a volunteer here, so I have a set of keys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620284
They arrested you for being a hobo or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620286
Do they know you're living there?

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7620287
Drug possession. Backwoods counties don't fuck around-- You'd think I had a gram of heroin instead of a dub of weed and a pipe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620287

Does that happen often? I'm considering becoming a hobo myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620257
I have faith. Reality will end up submitting.

You are invited obviously! I'm already going over how the inside will be designed and prepared for the house warming tea party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620288
I doubt it. I don't think anyone would take kindly to it.

Then again, I would do it too if I ever was in such a situation.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm unemployed, never finished HS, 20 years old and my parent's would never kick me out.

Why? Because I don't start trouble with them and treat them with respect.

But I still totally need a job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620257
>I'd love to join you in that mansion though, it sounds like a blast to live in.
It will be more amazing that you could ever imagine. A place for all of /jp/ to communicate in real life, accompanied by virtual Touhou's, thousands of different flavours of tea, hundreds of rooms, and the liberty to be naked at all times.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7620292
It depends-- know the laws of the area. Some places arrest for vagrancy, some only bother with you if you're making trouble or panhandling. Some will pinch you on drunk and disorderly, some for open alcohol containers, etc. The difficult part is finding a place to sleep without getting nailed for trespassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620302
> to communicate in real life, accompanied by virtual Touhou's,
That sounds fucking terrible already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620307
AoC will be there too And be the maid obviously. Only this time he will be drenched in real cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620300
Same here but a year older. I dont' feel like I need a job though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620300
Similar situation, but mine are slowly trying to get me back into society, back into university and there's been vague talk of seeing a doctor, I'm fine with the latter since I might get some autism money if I'm forced into seeing one, but back to university I'm not sure I can handle. The stomach pains, spasms and shakes have only recently died down, I'd rather not have them back.

I might end up hoboing it just to avoid working as long as my limited cash holds out, then portal.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, reading this thread makes me think the US is some 3rd world country.

Or maybe you just like making excuses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620352
Yeah, except being a hobo DOESN'T WORK

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620356
Real subtle there.

>>7620360
How do you know? Have you tried?

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7620360
Please clarify....

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620360
I'm curious as to what your definition of 'work' is. It's just less waiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620363
What's subtle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620366
>>7620365
>>7620363
You will be unhappy without a place to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620387
As opposed to unhappy with a place to live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7619755

Go be a faggot somewhere else.
Or stop being a spineless little bitch and make the best of it.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7620387
It sucks, but I've been there. It ain't the worst thing in the world. Going homeless actually did a good deal for the depression that made me homeless in the first place.

It certainly ain't for everybody, though. It's not an easy life by any stretch of the imagination. You do spend a good deal of time remembering how to appreciate the things you don't have anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620401
>how to appreciate the things you don't have anymore.

Always hated that line of thought. It's like saying that people should pretend they're fine simply because they don't live in the dark ages anymore.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7620410
Nevertheless, that's what happens. With little to occupy your time, the mind wanders, and you remember the times you cooked yourself a good meal, and how you'd do it again if only you had a stove and some food. Or how nice it was to sleep in a bed, that's a big one. Or remembering just browsing /jp/ in comfort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620439
homeless and yet you still post on /jp/.

living the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

One of my dreams was to be a wandering hobo and travel up the east coast of Australia spreading joy. I think people would be scared of me though and it obviously wouldn't work out and is stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620454
Really? It worked out well for some people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620454

I wanted to do that someday as well, but somewhere else. Hobos across the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620596
It's ironic you would post that because to outsiders reading about this /jp/ mansion it may sound suspiciously like we want to start some type of perverted sex cult commune.

I look rather like Jesus apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

My dream is not to be a hobo, but to live in a forest as a wizard-hermit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620605
Whoa whoa whoa. You said joy. Not jizz.

Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620619
Without internet?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm scared my Dad might kick me out. ;_;

I can tell that my (new) stepmom is secretly trying to convince him because she doesn't like me.

I'm only 18 and I've put in like 20 applications, but I can't find a job.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7620694
Are you calling them back, or are you just letting it rest at putting them in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620619
That was my dream too. Then I realized being a hobo would be a lot easier than trying to live in the wild alone. I'm just waiting to get booted out of my house one of these days and then my adventure shall begin.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to be kicked out soon too. Any other worthless NEETS on SSI? IF we work together we could actually afford a small apartment, indefinitely. I don't even care if rape is involved, so long as you aren't always doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620730
What about getting to know each other in a really deep and meaningful way, ending with our falling deeply in love?

[「ロリあき」 No.]

Can we do this without the physical sexual contact? Because I'm pretty dedicated to 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620736
I'm fine with that. Years of being here almost makes that an ideal situation.

[Anonymous No.]

At this rate /jp/ should form some sort of traveling hobo circus or street gang. We could rob liqueur stores in dresses and have drunken orgies. I-if you want that is. It's not like I care or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620739
Only if you can put up with the macross 7 OST 24/7.

Listen to my songs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7620173

7 years passed
still waiting for your promised /jp/ mansion