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Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:15:53 2011 No.7614596 [Reply] [Original]

Gomenasai /jp/, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku. I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer for Square Enix!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:16:22 2011 No.7614598 All the best, Ken-sama.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:16:52 2011 No.7614599 Sugoi! Good luck, Ken-sama!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:18:53 2011 No.7614600 Why do you need us to wish you luck Ken-sama? Weirdo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:19:23 2011 No.7614604 Ken-sama ganbatte!

>>	The Fi$tpump i$ awe$omene$$ !!d6AMqbrJe8H Wed Jul 13 14:19:23 2011 No.7614606 sure oldcopypasta is old

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:19:53 2011 No.7614608 File: 2.47 MB, 240x192, 1310581172956.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7614598 >>7614599 satire of satire /jp/ is deep

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:20:53 2011 No.7614610 >>7614608 Third (perhaps fourth) layer of satire closing in within the next 2 years. Look forward to it, please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:20:53 2011 No.7614612 I know this is kopipe but... >Gomenasai Sumimasen is more appropriate I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect It's Kantou not Kanji

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:21:23 2011 No.7614614 >>7614596 >27 year old >moving to Tokyo to attend High School >not pedo

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Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:22:23 2011 No.7614615

>>7614596
Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.
FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's konnichiwa, not Gomenasai.
KO NI CHI FUCKING WA. Gomenasai means sorry.
Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking japanese games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as american ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.
Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about swords.
The best thing your glorious Katana can cut through is a bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING STEEL. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's folded about 10 times, for a total 800 kayers at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a rod, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.
Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about japanese history. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper Kana if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything. No fucking one wears a goddamn Kimono in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.
Go on, move to Japan, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-japanese who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.

Now, kindly fuck off and die, you scum of the earth.

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White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Wed Jul 13 14:22:52 2011 No.7614617

Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.
FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's konnichiwa, not Gomenasai.
KO NI CHI FUCKING WA. Gomenasai means sorry.
Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking japanese games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as american ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.
Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about swords.
The best thing your glorious Katana can cut through is a bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING STEEL. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's folded about 10 times, for a total 800 kayers at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a rod, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.
Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about japanese history. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper Kana if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything. No fucking one wears a goddamn Kimono in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.
Go on, move to Japan, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-japanese who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.

Now, kindly fuck off and die, you scum of the earth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:23:23 2011 No.7614619 >>7614617 tripsfail

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:24:53 2011 No.7614624 >>7614612 You do realize you've just been cursed for attempting to seriously reply to that, right? Even if it was a joke, your soul now belongs to some kind of evil spirit. Enjoy being cursed to occasionally post that copypasta for all of eternity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:24:53 2011 No.7614625 >>7614617 >FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's konnichiwa, not Gomenasai. >KO NI CHI FUCKING WA. Gomenasai means sorry. Eh, no, people can use Sumimasen like they use "Excuse me" in english so he can be (partially) correct am I replying to a copypasta?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:25:25 2011 No.7614627 File: 98 KB, 863x555, 1310581515412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHO ARE YOU IMPOSTER

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:25:54 2011 No.7614629 >>7614617 White Ren doesn't know what pasta looks like. Variants of this have been used for years. Tripfag successfully trolled.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:26:24 2011 No.7614632 >>7614627 Just as the wound starts to heal you rip it open again, why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:26:24 2011 No.7614633 >>7614608 That is what I am guessing. Op probably found it laying around and decided to post it anyways just to see if anyone would even bother acting concerned for the obvious trainwreck that would happen if he went over there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:26:24 2011 No.7614637 >>7614625 Hopefully you are

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:26:53 2011 No.7614636 >>7614629 Autism

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:29:54 2011 No.7614650 >>7614629 Anonymous doesn't know what pasta looks like. Variants of this have been used for years. Anonymous successfully trolled. Tip: copy-paste his reply in google.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:32:23 2011 No.7614655 Why is Ken-sama posting from hell? I heard they still use dial-up connection.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:32:54 2011 No.7614656 >>7614650 >>7614636 go to bed White Ren also, google variants

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Wed Jul 13 14:34:25 2011 No.7614661 >>7614656 Shut up OP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:37:26 2011 No.7614665 >>7614661 Stop samefagging White Ren.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Wed Jul 13 14:40:26 2011 No.7614675 >>7614665 Reported.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:47:28 2011 No.7614697 >>7614675 Hurt feelings general? Hurt feelings general

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:49:59 2011 No.7614706 File: 109 KB, 492x600, 1310582978063.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:51:58 2011 No.7614715 >>7614629 >>7614625 Go back to /a/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:52:29 2011 No.7614716 Autism everywhere

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:52:59 2011 No.7614721 >>7614697 Go back to /v/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:53:59 2011 No.7614724 File: 77 KB, 712x638, 1310583217507.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Ken-sama thread >no Kenichi Smith

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Wed Jul 13 14:54:58 2011 No.7614727 >>7614724 Reported for greentext faggotry and /b/-tier reaction image.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:55:00 2011 No.7614735 >>7614724 Reported for illegal content.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:55:00 2011 No.7614736 >>7614716 Go back to /y/, woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:00:30 2011 No.7614755 Isn't Ken-sama dead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:02:01 2011 No.7614766 If only Ken-sama were here...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:20:41 2011 No.7614799 >>7614755 Yeah, he died in the tsunami. But at least we know that lived the dream for all of us, during his short and tough life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:45:19 2011 No.7614879 >>7614799 Hey something good came out of the tsunami. Sweet.

>>	None !hINA/PacHU Wed Jul 13 15:48:50 2011 No.7614887 I come to /jp/ to ask where the fuck to buy dakimakuras and THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE. Goddamnit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:50:21 2011 No.7614895 >>7614887 In that case, you should know that the OP post is a commonly posted years-old copypasta.

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Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Wed Jul 13 15:53:22 2011 No.7614902
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Manu maaf kardawo, /a/, my name is Kenjeet Prab Singh

I'm a 27 year old American Sikh. I read the Guru Granth Sahib on my tablet, and spend my days perfect my art and playing superior Punjabi games (Kabbadi, Cricket)

I train with my Kirpan every day, his superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Punjabi fluently, both the Majhi and the Pwadhi dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know every about Sikh history and the Five K's, which I follow 100%

When I get my Indian visa, I am moving to Amritsar to attend a prestigious Gurdwara to learn more about their magnificient culture. I hope I can become a Granthi for the Harlmandir Sahib or a tandoori chef!

I own several Kachera, which I wear around town. I wan to get used to wearing them before I move to Punjab, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Punjabi as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish my luck in Punjab!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 15:54:21 2011 No.7614910 >>7614887 you seriously didn't recognize this copypasta posted all over 4chan for years? Talk about new.

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