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Oh, I didn't know trash could be magically transformed into a human. The magician who made you must be pretty experienced!

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>>7613143

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He's quite something. All he has to do is put me on a duel disk and I get human form.

>> No.7613158

At least i have friends.

oh wait fuck

>> No.7613174

Isn't that what a nuppeppo is? It's said that whomever eats the flesh of one will gain eternal life, so it's an useful youkai if you can endure the fact that it is a living lump of rotting flesh with all the smells that usually accompany lumps of rotting flesh.

>> No.7613201

>>7613143

I know I'm good. Thanks.

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>Oh, I didn't know trash could be magically transformed into a human. The magician who made you must be pretty experienced!

... I'm either going crazy, or that scarecrow just talked to me.

With WORDS.

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>>7613209

.... oooh. Christ, you scared the shit out of me for a second. Between the hair and your chest I thought, well, you know. Protip; don't stand near cornfields.

>> No.7613219

>>7613143
Alice leaks poop

>> No.7613232

>>7613143
And this trash will become a greater wizard than you. It must suck to be you.

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>>7613232
As if a /jp/-er could be better than a character who is playable, a stage 3 boss, and an hella fun EX stage boss.

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>>7613255

Magic is complex, confusing and arcane shit which most normal people can't be bothered to learn, and must be studied for years and years before you can get anything useful out of it.

So basically any /jp/'er who's learning Japanese, can play a game of D&D without stuffing their dice down their "friends" throat or can edit AP Style has a damn good shot at being a Wizard.

>> No.7613287

what sort of magic shall i perform when i become an archmage in 2 years

>> No.7613307

I'm 100% recyclable, fuck you lady.

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