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7608166 No.7608166 [Reply] [Original]

No one on /jp/ has a waifu.

>BUT I WATCH HER SERIES EVERY DAY!
I watch Batman: The Animated Series every day. Batman is not my waifu.

>BUT I HAVE HER AS MY WALLPAPER!
I have Batman as my wallpaper. Batman is not my waifu.

>BUT I HAVE FIGURINES OF HER!
I have figurines of Batman. Batman is not my waifu.

>BUT I SLEEP WITH A BODY PILLOW OF HER EVERY NIGHT!
I have Batman bedsheets and sleep with a Batman pillow between my legs every night. Batman is not my waifu.

>BUT I THINK SHE'S THE IDEAL WOMAN AND WISH SHE WAS REAL!
I think Batman is the ideal man and wish he was real. Batman is not my waifu.

>BUT I WANT TO BE WITH HER FOR ALL TIME!
I want to be with Batman for all time. Batman is not my waifu.

>> No.7608170

>Batman is not my waifu.
I have some bad news for you.

>> No.7608175

>waifu

The board you are looking for is >>>/a/ .

>> No.7608180

I don't delude myself with that, try >>>/a/

>> No.7608183

>I have Batman bedsheets and sleep with a Batman pillow between my legs every night
What the hell is wrong with you?

>> No.7608187

You're right. Batman can't be your waifu, that is just silly. He is your husbando.

>> No.7608190

>sleep with a Batman pillow between my legs every night.

>Batman is not my waifu.

Who are you trying to convince? Us or yourself?

>> No.7608192

I want to BE Batman, that's a lot different.

>> No.7608199
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>>7608166
>Batman is not my waifu.

>> No.7608194

>BUT I LOVE HER

>> No.7608193

>>7608183
YOU FUCKER, I COULDN'T EVEN BREATHE AFTER I READ THAT

>> No.7608195

>Batman is not my waifu.
You poor soul.
I bet he would be your waifu if he were a cute Japanese girl.

>> No.7608197

you really love batman that much, do you

>> No.7608201

BATMAN IS MY HUSBANDO DO NOT STEAL

>> No.7608205

so if batman is not your waifu...does that mean he's your motheru?

>> No.7608213

But I love her and want to marry her.

Can you say the same of batman?

If yes,
>>7608170

>> No.7608214
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>> No.7608219

>>7608205
>obas-an

>> No.7608227

This "argument" pisses me off not because it's anti-waifu but because it's anti-logic. Could you get any more fallacious?

>> No.7608229

You're just gay, son.

>> No.7608245

OH BATMAN IM CUMMING

>> No.7608268

OP has terrible taste. How does it feel to know that superhero shit like Batman and Superman are the /co/ equivalents of Naruto or Bleach?

>> No.7608289

>>7608268
I know. Real men with refined taste prefer Martian Manhunter.

>> No.7608324

Holy banana, you are some weird guy. That's creepy as hell.

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