Does /jp/ ever want to suck a dick? I would never do it in real life, but when I'm watching a woman suck a dick in porn I sometimes think "I would love to put that throbbing, warm, rock hard cock in my mouth and suck on it like a lollipop."

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Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:17:54 2011 No.7604634 [Reply] [Original]

Does /jp/ ever want to suck a dick? I would never do it in real life, but when I'm watching a woman suck a dick in porn I sometimes think "I would love to put that throbbing, warm, rock hard cock in my mouth and suck on it like a lollipop."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:19:52 2011 No.7604643 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:19:54 2011 No.7604644 Yes, yes I do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:20:53 2011 No.7604647 I do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:20:53 2011 No.7604648 I've had occasional urges. But I probably wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:21:53 2011 No.7604651 I would let /jp/ suck my cock. Even though it's not very big, uncut, and smells.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:21:53 2011 No.7604653 ITT people who are gay, I guess that's /jp/ related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:21:53 2011 No.7604654 I've thought about it but then realised that it's gay as HELL.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:21:53 2011 No.7604655 You aren't gay, you just have an oral fixation. Not that it matters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:22:24 2011 No.7604656 Not in real life, but I get the urge in game.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:22:24 2011 No.7604657

I'm mainly interested in futa dick. It's not like I'm completely opposed to male dick, but it just wouldn't be the same without feeling her soft and smooth pubic area and tummy press against your face as she forces you to deepthroat it, and hearing her girly moans as she cums down your throat.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:24:54 2011 No.7604664

Sometimes when I eat a banana I imagine I'm passionately licking the tip of a dick. Eventually, I see how far I can deepthroat it, and I can usually take the whole thing. I also was pretty hyped up to see a guy the other day, but then I realized he was fat, disgusting and oafish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:25:23 2011 No.7604666 >>7604634 I've thought about it, and I would love to try it once [no gay stuff].

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:25:23 2011 No.7604667 pleasure is just pleasure it's ok to suck dick or eat pussy its not gay unless you desire a sentimental relationship with a guy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:27:24 2011 No.7604671 You just missed HUGE thread on how much /jp/ wants to suck a penis

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:29:25 2011 No.7604676 >>7604634 No. You're just a closet fag OP. Thread hidden.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:29:54 2011 No.7604674 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:30:25 2011 No.7604678 >>7604657 That sounds so good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:30:25 2011 No.7604679 File: 21 KB, 300x300, 1310398213587.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Glory holes exist for this very reason, no faces, just unlimited supply of cocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:31:25 2011 No.7604681 sucked 2 when i was about 14, felt pretty good will suck off a cute guy / trap if given the opportunity

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:31:26 2011 No.7604685 File: 111 KB, 1280x823, 68aa98ea0bf45c21200a5b4873db84399e09066f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7604679

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:32:26 2011 No.7604688 >>7604657 >things that will unfortunately never happen I wouldn't mind sucking off a trap, feminine guy, or even very clean fit guy, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:33:55 2011 No.7604691 >>7604685 Bad girl! You have to suck them gently.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:33:55 2011 No.7604693 Sure. I tend to prefer women, but gender doesn't matter much to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:33:55 2011 No.7604694 Since /jp/ is so into dicks... I have to ask... cut or uncut?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:34:24 2011 No.7604695 No. I'm not a slut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:34:24 2011 No.7604696 You will never assemble in a huge futa orgy with /jp/ ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:35:55 2011 No.7604703 >>7604679 I wonder if there is a way to make money with a glory hole. I would support my neet habits and suck a penis so it would be a win/win situtation >>7604694 Uncut. Then again Cleaning the smegma and playing with the foreskin sounds interesting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:41:54 2011 No.7604713 >>7604688 this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:43:55 2011 No.7604718 >>7604667 Some pleasures are best for me not to explore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:45:24 2011 No.7604724 I would only suck the cock of a /jp/sie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:45:55 2011 No.7604727 >you will never experience the pleasure of warm cum going down your throat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:50:54 2011 No.7604739 I've had an interest in it for a while. I'd prefer a cute trap or a futa, but I could go for a regular guy too, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:50:54 2011 No.7604740 If nothing else, I think dicks look (and probably smell) far better than their female counterparts. You can't deny that. But I don't want to suck them because I'm not a fag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:51:24 2011 No.7604742 I'm 100% straight but I wouldn't mind sucking a few nigger dicks. It's not gay at all if you're not attracted to men, just penises.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:57:26 2011 No.7604759 >>7604634 I only enjoy oral when it's done as foreplay. By itself it's just boring and one-sided.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:57:26 2011 No.7604760

I actually used to take turns sucking and getting our cocks sucked when I was very young...like 1st or 2nd grade....with my friends from neighborhood and my cousin.
I still remember the taste, but I don't know how to describe it really. It certainly wasn't bad tasting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:57:57 2011 No.7604762 >>7604643 >>7604648 >>7604654 >>7604656 >>7604674 >>7604676 >>7604718 >>7604740 >>7604742 >>7604752 Fucking faggots. Why can't you realize the incredible sensation of sucking penises?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:00:27 2011 No.7604770 >>7604762 I don't really think it's a good idea to try.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:12:59 2011 No.7604817 >>7604760 I had sexual experiences when young too, I posted about it recently actually. Still have no idea if it had an effect on me, I heard once it is somewhat common. Do any of you knowledgable chaps know much about it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:19:33 2011 No.7604830 >>7604760 I imagine just sucking is no different from sucking any other part on your body. What might taste funny is the pre-cum and cum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:25:03 2011 No.7604847 >>7604685 I'm never sticking my dick through a glory hole again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:31:05 2011 No.7604853 File: 511 KB, 945x1024, 1310401889902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] dicks make me literally salivate

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:31:05 2011 No.7604854 File: 226 KB, 854x950, 1310401894793.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7604847 >again Story time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:34:06 2011 No.7604857 Some of you guys don't really seem like /jp/edos I have to say.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:42:06 2011 No.7604880 I would not mind trying as we sometimes say at /d/ We all love dicks but we all don't like men .......ok maybe we don't say that but you get the idea

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:43:07 2011 No.7604886
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Eh~
You seem to be misunderstanding something /jp/-san..

You are going to suck my fat throbbing cock because i order you to do it, and not because you want to.

You are sucking my dick for my pleasure and not yours..
..If you happen to like my cock that is just a bonus~

And when the time comes you will swallow, i will not allow any of my precious semen to be spilled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:45:06 2011 No.7604893 I wish STDs didn't exist, I would be sucking them all day if that were the case.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:45:37 2011 No.7604890 It's fine being sexually deviant, but stop it with this Penis: General-stuff. On the whole, this thread stinks of /v/ and /soc/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:45:37 2011 No.7604892 >>7604886 Yes master I shall please you to the best of my abilities Please use me as you wish

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:48:09 2011 No.7604898
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>>7604679
The problem with glory holes, at least to me, is the potential for disease. Having your throat infected with gonorrhea does not sound fun, but neither does using a condom.

Getting to know some clean person for this express purpose would solve that, but that's too far on the faggot spectrum for me.

Barring someone buying Sealand and turning it into a haven for /jp/ers to lounge around in cute dresses, drinking tea and pleasuring each other, I don't think I'll ever bother with this sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:48:09 2011 No.7604900 >>7604893 And on the 40th day god created STD's to keep anonymous in check. This was to prevent the cockapocalypse .

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:50:09 2011 No.7604904
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Futanari is the master gender because it combines the beauty of the female body and face with the aesthetics of the male genitalia.
Penis' are more aesthetic and clean than vags obviously.
I would gladly suck a futa's or trap's dick, no homo

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:51:09 2011 No.7604905

>>7604691
Silly Anonymous, she's a penis gardener. She's trimming the penises so that they can grow again much larger and healthier, until they're fit enough to be inserted into her tight loli pussy and cum inside her until her stomach bulges from all the thick, steamy semen. How else you think VN protagonists get those unspeakably large dicks? If not trimmed and cared for regularly, their dicks would either fall off from the lack of blood supply or grow too much and take over their human host, turning him into a forest of interconnected dicks in a matter of months. You need to go to a penis gardener once in a few months and a cute girl will clumsily pat your penis with her small, warm hands until it's fully erect and then trim it carefully so that you too can have a gigantic penis and become a splendid faceless rapist.

She just wants you to take her somewhere nice because her job is finished for the day.

I wish to be the little penis gardener.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:52:39 2011 No.7604911 >>7604898 >lounge around in cute dresses, drinking tea and pleasuring each other, Surely some autistic /jp/sie will game the lottery and make this happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:55:39 2011 No.7604922 >>7604911 I still play the lottery each week after I promised in a thread from something like February ;_;

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:06:11 2011 No.7604944

>>7604911
>>7604922
If we ever do win the lottery, how are we going to determine which /jp/ers are eligible to live in the /jp/ mansion? I mean, what if some random tard from /a/ just happens to be looking at /jp/ on the day that someone takes the jackpot, and he ends up with a spot in take-it-easy heaven, without ever having put his time in on /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:14:11 2011 No.7604968 >>7604944 You must 1 CC a touhou game of the jackpot winners choice to be allowed entry. Or you must prove your worth by trapping and performing oral services to the rest of the members while wearing a Saten-san cosplay outfit.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:22:11 2011 No.7604983

>>7604968
>You must 1 CC a touhou game of the jackpot winners choice to be allowed entry.
God dammit, that rules me out, and I've been on /jp/ since the spli-
>Or you must prove your worth by trapping and performing oral services to the rest of the members while wearing a Saten-san cosplay outfit.
imokaywiththis.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:28:43 2011 No.7605002 >>7604968 >while wearing a Saten-san cosplay outfit. Dropped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:40:46 2011 No.7605031 File: 275 KB, 676x675, 3453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7605002 You must take on the shape of the perfect slut to enter slut heaven.

>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Mon Jul 11 14:21:52 2011 No.7605129 >>7604900 >cockapocalypse >not acockalypse C'mon man, that was a huge opportunity and you just missed it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:25:52 2011 No.7605143 File: 201 KB, 528x489, 1310408743493.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7605129 I know i am terrible with puns and wordplay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:28:24 2011 No.7605148 >>7605031 Wait, this /jp/ mansion is supposed to be a slut heaven? No one told me that. I don't think I want to go now.

Freep !5/eF1d7ZZI Mon Jul 11 14:29:24 2011 No.7605156

Is it normal to masturbate when your dick isn't hard?
I don't get hard on porn anymore but I still masturbate 3-5 times a day (vacation, highschool , and yes I'm 18) it's pretty tiresome but my arms can handle it.
But I think every time it's probably not very healthy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:32:53 2011 No.7605167 >>7605156 Does peeing after fapping burn? If so, what your doing is why. Precum needs to coat the urethra to protect it from acid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:33:24 2011 No.7605168 Just thought I should introduce this thread to the word "heteroflexible".

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:33:24 2011 No.7605171 >>7605031 I don't know anything about Railgun, but Saten spam made me hate this character. Why is the thought of being forced to cosplay as her and being raped by a Saten spammer so arousing?

>>	Freep !5/eF1d7ZZI Mon Jul 11 14:34:53 2011 No.7605174 >>7605167 It never burns. But I'm not a masturbation machine for nothing. It's just that I think masturbating with limp dick is a bad habit as it might give erectile dysfunction.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:36:23 2011 No.7605181 >>7605156 At least you won't be getting prostate cancer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:36:53 2011 No.7605182 >>7605171 Its kinda like a NTR rage fap. The more you hate it the hotter it gets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:37:55 2011 No.7605186 >>7605174 It probably made you into a premature ejaculator, but if you're still fapping that often at 18 it's not like you'll ever have a girl to put that in

>>	Freep !5/eF1d7ZZI Mon Jul 11 14:37:55 2011 No.7605187 >>7605181 Me getting prostate cancer will be the most ironic thing ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:37:55 2011 No.7605188 >>7605174 I used to take ADHD meds that would give me limp dick but I fapped anyways...I stopped taking them for this very concern. Nothing is worth not being able to get hard...

>>	Freep !5/eF1d7ZZI Mon Jul 11 14:38:55 2011 No.7605191 >>7605188 You're right as I don't feel the orgasms.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Mon Jul 11 14:50:27 2011 No.7605226 Anon it's like you're getting even more gay as time goes on or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:50:57 2011 No.7605231 >>7605226 I know. I don't know what to do. Someone save me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:50:57 2011 No.7605232 File: 80 KB, 336x339, 1310410247460.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So has anyone ever been to a glory hole? I am very tempted to go to one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:52:27 2011 No.7605234 >>7605226 it's just a bunch of hambeasts pretending they're gaymen

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:53:27 2011 No.7605239 >>7605231 In your heart you know you do not want to be saved because of hot throbbing cocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:55:27 2011 No.7605242 >>7605239 I'm not that far into that yet. I know I can be saved before I fall too far.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:57:27 2011 No.7605247 >>7605234 >hambeasts Sorry to disappoint but I'm twiggy as fuck.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Mon Jul 11 14:59:27 2011 No.7605251 >>7605234 >>it's actually girls typing all the stuff ITT OK, now that's hot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:11:02 2011 No.7605281 Manipulative fujoshi attempting to mind-control Anon-kun by semiotic conditioning and cognitive dissonance in order to turn the board into a BL scenario in my /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:13:02 2011 No.7605286 >>7605281 ...that just makes me want to be corrupted more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:14:02 2011 No.7605289 >>7605281 So it's them? I see. I shall destroy them. How dare they try something like that with me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:03:15 2011 No.7605473 >>7605281 What >>7605286 said.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:06:15 2011 No.7605485 Come to think of it, it's pretty much only girls who take psychology degrees, right? Shit, it's all starting to line up...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:14:18 2011 No.7605511 >>7605485 How do we combat them then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:21:44 2011 No.7605525 >>7605511 I don't think we can. Just go with it, really.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:22:44 2011 No.7605530 >>7605525 Fine, you go give up and suck dicks. I'll fight them until the very end. They'll have to beat me down before I let them win.

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Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:28:44 2011 No.7605543
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>>7605530
Fufufu~
I cant wait to stick it in you as my other new "sisters" pin you down over a table..
I will take my time to teach you to love dickings~
After that we will lock you up in a dungeon to train you to suck and feed on nothing but semen.

I will gladly follow the new overlords into this future.

>>	「ロリあき」 Mon Jul 11 16:29:14 2011 No.7605546 FUCK THE FOO-JOSHI

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:29:14 2011 No.7605547 >>7605511 Don't worry, I'll come up with a plan. For now, use your willpower and try to resist any gay thoughts. Don't let them get to you, Anonymous!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:31:44 2011 No.7605550 >>7605543 I'll never let you win. But I don't have any back up. I'll fight anyways though, for it is better to fight and lose than to give up like a weakling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:49:15 2011 No.7605600 I'd rather have it in my butt than in my mouth. ｀・ω・´ I will never experience it though. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:49:45 2011 No.7605599 >>7605550 Yeah, many people get off on the rush of finally submitting to the pleasure after struggling and resisting to the very end.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:51:15 2011 No.7605604 >>7605600 Saten-sama is kind, she'll let you play with your butt while you suck her off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:54:45 2011 No.7605611 >>7605599 I get off on the pleasure of battle, winning over near impossible odds is the greatest pleasure I know. To lose is not acceptable, it would be better to die than to give in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:54:45 2011 No.7605613 >>7605550 Don't worry, anon, you have my support! Ooh-rah!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:58:18 2011 No.7605625 File: 756 KB, 1280x720, 1304713002609.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7605611 My greatest pleasure is breaking the strong willed ones.. Ahn~ I cant wait to see you in chains crawling on the floor begging for cock~

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:58:18 2011 No.7605626 I've got your back, kid. No homo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:59:15 2011 No.7605629 >>7605613 >Ooh-rah Muuh-dah!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:01:17 2011 No.7605636 >>7605625 May the stronger one win, then. Let me remind you though, a tactical retreat isn't the same as running away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:03:47 2011 No.7605642 >>7605636 "Remember, men, we are not running away, we simply advance in a different direction."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:08:49 2011 No.7605658 File: 70 KB, 429x600, 1310418495536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Haven't been to /jp/ in a long time >Come to see what's "new and exciting" >See this thread >Do a 180 Stay classy /jp/.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:16:49 2011 No.7605682
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>>7605600
Don't give up hope anon, at a glory hole you can pleasure dicks with your mouth or butt. It is up to you to decide, you don't even have to settle for one or the other, you can do both if the stall is small enough! Speaking from experience here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:18:22 2011 No.7605691 >>7605682 >speaking from experience here Go on....

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:18:50 2011 No.7605693 >>7605691 What would you like to know? Ask away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:21:21 2011 No.7605703 >>7605693 Where do you find them? And you gotta share a story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:24:23 2011 No.7605718 I have had the occasional thought. Would probably suck my friend's dick. There's no greater aphrodisiac than taboo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:28:25 2011 No.7605738 >>7605703 >you can do both if the stall is small enough Particularly this story.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:28:25 2011 No.7605739

>>7605703
Adult stores. I am not very good at telling stories but being at a glory hole is one of the best places to fulfill these types of fantasies. Some times you get zero rest when you are at one of these, the dicks just keep coming through the holes. Being fucked while you have another dick cum all over your face is about one of the greatest feelings. Some people don't clean their penises so it's kind of gross sometimes since it tastes like piss but most of the time it's just tasteless.

>>	Plön !PAgIEfHT7Y Mon Jul 11 17:29:55 2011 No.7605740 Only if it were a cute trap.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:34:27 2011 No.7605760

>>7605739
Here again.

Again I will say how great these places are for /jp/ers. You don't have to have ANY social skills, you just go in and wait for the delicious cocks to come. You could even go cross dressed if you wanted to, which I have, so if any of you want to experience these things I suggest looking online for glory holes open all night and go to them then since no one will bother you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:37:28 2011 No.7605769 >>7605658 >Haven't been to /jp/ in a long time >Come to see what's "new and exciting" >See this thread >Do a 360

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:38:01 2011 No.7605774 >>7605760 HairyCrossdresser.jpg

>>	Plön !PAgIEfHT7Y Mon Jul 11 17:38:01 2011 No.7605775 File: 21 KB, 266x285, 1310420332720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7605739 > Some times you get zero rest when you are at one of these, the dicks just keep coming through the holes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:38:29 2011 No.7605773 >>7605658 >reactionface_Cirno2.jpg Somehow I don't think you belong here anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:39:01 2011 No.7605779 >>7605769 Going back to /v/ then?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:43:00 2011 No.7605795

To be honest, yes. I find them rather beautiful, or at least much more charming than a vagina, and hell, they're attractive. Who gives a shit if my gaymeter would hit the ceiling.
Then again, I believe I would only do it in real life if it had a cute and feminine person attached to the other end. Muscular, ugly men or the kind of shit you see in those rape h-manga are disgusting.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:43:31 2011 No.7605791

Not really, no. It tastes icky (Don't ask about my spine) and gives me gross thoughts (I've had nightmares where my sperm comes back to haunt me from the [supposedly?] dead within my stomach. Causing it to bulge so much I tore a hole in my bed from the weight of giving birth to my spitting image children). I am against eating maggots, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:44:30 2011 No.7605796 >>7605760 How many under aged dicks have you sucked?

>>	Plön !PAgIEfHT7Y Mon Jul 11 17:47:59 2011 No.7605812 File: 18 KB, 225x225, 1310420848261.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7605795 This man knows what it's about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:52:59 2011 No.7605832 >>7605796 Oh, I hadn't considered that possibility. Glory holes are starting to sound wonderful...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:55:00 2011 No.7605844 >>7605796 Who knows, I never see their faces. >>7605832 Don't forget to take your own lube if you plan to get fucked. Made that mistake once and had to use cum and spit as lube but it still hurt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:55:29 2011 No.7605842 lol 120 posts. not saying i wouldn't like to suck a dick, it's just funny. this is /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:00:02 2011 No.7605869 >>7605844 do other guys return the favor, or is it just one way sucking?

>>	None !GoodGIr1f2 Mon Jul 11 18:01:02 2011 No.7605872 I was okay with the crossdressing and tea parties. The cuddling was kind of cute in a fantastic-but-would-never-be-that-great-in-real-life way. This is just disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:03:02 2011 No.7605883 >>7605869 They do offer but I turn them down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:04:01 2011 No.7605891 >>7605872 Just give it some time, you'll keep moving right along that scale~

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:04:01 2011 No.7605892 >>7605872 /jp/ is becoming a young woman instead of a little girl now apparently. What a strange turn of events.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:07:33 2011 No.7605900 Do not believe the words. It is a trap of the mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:09:31 2011 No.7605912 >>7605892 At least say "lady", instead of "woman". /jp/ isn't growing up that fast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:10:01 2011 No.7605916 >>7605912 Fair enough. I won't understand this change though, and I won't submit to it either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:25:09 2011 No.7605963 File: 215 KB, 2500x2500, okuubird.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How dare you lose your little girl purity in the midst of non-futa cocks, /jp/, this is most repulsive.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:23:46 2011 No.7606178

I like sucking dick, and I don't think I'm gay. Never had any desire for a relationship with a dude, and I don't find male bodies attractive.
It's hot blowing a big dick and having him cum in your mouth however. I use craigslist. Most dudes there are busted-shit 45 year old lonely guys, so being 25 and hot I can have my pick of the MsM listings.

That glory hole shit sounds hot, but I don't think I'd appreciate misshapen 2 inch Quentin Tarentino chodes being thrust in my face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:28:47 2011 No.7606197 Who the fuck are all these people who have physical contact with humans and why the fuck are they on /jp/? The only person who has physical contact with people I accept is that guy who trapped it and got fucked or sucked by that older gentlemen.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:31:19 2011 No.7606213

how many of these negative replies are the same person? this thread is missing the usual faces complaining in an obvious manner. plus, it's like all the most of the replies literally just found /jp/. they browse once per month and only search the front page?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:32:49 2011 No.7606218

>>7606197
I'm not sure, as much as I'm capable of accepting people sucking dicks and wanting to be fucked silly while wearing a dress, going out is taking things too far.

Once upon a time I might have thought that an odd statement to make, but I'm dead serious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:38:21 2011 No.7606238 >>7606178 have you caught anything? you say a big load in your mouth so i assume you aren't doing the bj through a condom. any tips/advice about using the craigslist m4m?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:44:24 2011 No.7606270

>>7606238
I am the one that goes to glory holes and I have never caught anything.

>>7606178
I don't know how you could do that, with a glory hole you never have to see a face. I think it would feel too gay for me if I could see their faces. I prefer anonymous cock.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:46:53 2011 No.7606282 >>7606270 Wait, you suck off a bunch of completely random anonymous guys without condom, and you haven't caught anything? ...about how many cocks have you had anyway?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:47:53 2011 No.7606289 I'd love to go to a gloryhole, but I value my comfortable lifestyle too much to risk getting STDs

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:48:26 2011 No.7606298

>>7606238
Yeah, don't talk to guys who want relationships or kissing or whatever, or who want to know your life story before meeting you.
Or if you're posting just let them know what you want (to suck their cock) and they'll come.
And yeah, I don't blow condoms. They say they're DDR (disease/drug free) and I have good oral health (extremely hard to catch anything without an open sore or bleeding gums) so the risk is tiny, but it's still there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:51:30 2011 No.7606306 >>7606282 Yea, never caught anything, I am surprised myself actually. I would say in the near hundreds if not more, I swallow most of the time as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:51:30 2011 No.7606308 >>7606282 Well like I just said, if you brush your teeth daily and call it off if you have any kind of cold sore, you're pretty well protected from STDs. I wouldn't risk chain blows, tho.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Mon Jul 11 19:56:24 2011 No.7606329 File: 16 KB, 244x284, 1310428562184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7606308 >>chain blows >>ONE CHAIN >>TWO CHAIN >>THREE CHAIN >>MAX CHAIN Jesus christ, it's like some gay version of Ikaruga or something.

>>	Gilda's Fury !kmfdmRX7.c Mon Jul 11 19:56:54 2011 No.7606331 "Heteroflexible" is just a word men use to reconcile homosexual acts with their perceived ideals of masculinity. Ever notice women never describe themselves as heteroflexible?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:59:24 2011 No.7606349 >heteroflexible Pretty sure that's just a joke term people use.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:00:54 2011 No.7606356 >>7606331 Sounds like a word confused teenagers would use. I just don't particularly care about gender, if they're cute enough then cock or not, they're attractive.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:00:54 2011 No.7606358

Anyway, tell me about how the whole glory hole deal works, with as much detail as possible.

-Any tips on finding a place with one?
-Do you just walk into a stall and hope someone stops by, or is there some kind of organization involved?
-Does it ever happen that it's "occupied"?
-What's the standard procedure when someone comes in and wants their cock sucked?
-Blowjob is obviously the standard, but it's hinted that penetration is also an option. Whose decision is it whether you should go for that instead of just a blowjob?
-Do you... get any tip?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:02:24 2011 No.7606366 >>7606358 >-Do you... get any tip? /jp/ is graduating from NEET to prostitute?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:03:24 2011 No.7606375 File: 630 KB, 1704x1993, 1310428999875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is still here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:05:54 2011 No.7606385 >>7606366 All have to make it in the big world sooner or later. And yeah, I don't know, I'd be proud to be bisexual if I thought I was, but I don't. The idea of dating or cuddling or kissing a man squicks me. I just like hard dick in my mouth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:06:54 2011 No.7606388 >>7606366 sucking dick for money was always an option put on the table when people came for advice about what comes after they can't continue being NEET.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:09:54 2011 No.7606410 >>7606306 In a row? Try not to suck any dicks on your way out of the thread!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:09:54 2011 No.7606411 File: 870 KB, 982x848, 1310429371485.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:12:24 2011 No.7606427 >>7606411 I've been on green for 10 years. I don't think I'm going anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:13:24 2011 No.7606434 >>7606411 I find it pretty racist you should single out pink like that and make red the top batter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:13:54 2011 No.7606436 >>7606411 Most /jp/ers seem to be a weird combination of green and pink.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:13:54 2011 No.7606438 >>7606427 I've always been quite homophobic and now I'm at orange. I'm worried.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:14:24 2011 No.7606441 File: 299 KB, 1250x1425, 1310429644060.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7606411 >my face when I've gone through most of that feels good man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:16:54 2011 No.7606453 /jp/ - BLOG TRAP THREADS ONLY/General

>>	「ロリあき」 Mon Jul 11 20:16:54 2011 No.7606454 After all my years on the internet, I'm still only at orange, and it took Po-Ju to get me there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:17:56 2011 No.7606459 Orange and yellow, no other colors.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:17:56 2011 No.7606460 >>7606438 >homophobic you're going down to pink enjoy the trip

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:18:55 2011 No.7606464 >>7606438 Fight against it. I know you can, I believe in you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:19:54 2011 No.7606469 >>7606464 Don't listen to this guy, just give in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:20:26 2011 No.7606475 File: 241 KB, 995x650, 1310430023417.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7606464 no one cares what you believe in sion

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:20:56 2011 No.7606477 >>7606469 Giving in is the easy thing, but it's not necessarily the right thing. If you want to give in, go ahead, but if you don't, then don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:21:26 2011 No.7606483 >>7606411 This chart is terribly biased towards uke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:21:56 2011 No.7606482 >>7606436 >Most /jp/ers seem to be a weird combination of green and pink. Tell me about it, the chart shoves all those 'I like manly features' in between green and being a cock craving manwhore. Clearly doesn't cater to people who crave girlyman cock.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:24:26 2011 No.7606492 >>7606483 >2011 >using "uke"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:24:26 2011 No.7606493 >>7606482 >doesn't cater to people who crave girlyman cock. That fits in orange to green.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:32:57 2011 No.7606523 I wondered but I figure its just nasty. Also sucking dick isn't gay just bicurious

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:33:57 2011 No.7606531 yes I'd love to have my ass and mouth filled with cum no homo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:34:26 2011 No.7606532 I wish /jp/ could meetup for an orgy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:35:57 2011 No.7606544 >>7606493 But flat chest and kissing are also fine, provided they're girly. As is the semen lust present in pink. I hate the chart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:36:27 2011 No.7606557 >>7606544 It's just rough guidelines.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:37:27 2011 No.7606558 >>7606411 The majority of /jp/ would actually go for futa, with complete despise towards any other masculine elements, where would that land? Though now I see there's a few queers around here as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:38:27 2011 No.7606565 >>7606558 I'd say that would go in green.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:39:27 2011 No.7606574 >>7606532 It would be a bunch of autistic manchildren who sit quietly and are too shy to say anything, let alone fuck. It would be the same as always, mutual love and a vivid imagination. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:43:26 2011 No.7606605 >>7606574 >manchildren But true /jp/ers are all little girls. It would actually be a futa lovefest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:44:27 2011 No.7606614 File: 736 KB, 982x1064, 1310431463023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Updated the chart for /jp/ like me who like prefer healthy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:45:57 2011 No.7606619 Christ sake. Who knew 4chan had so many fags.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:47:27 2011 No.7606633

>>7606558
stop speaking for the majority of /jp/ you retard. if you just "noticed" /jp/ has a lot of gay users then obviously you aren't qualified to talk about what the majority wants. just because most of /jp/ vaguely accepts it doesn't mean most prefer it.

futa doesn't exist and is a shitty concept. the idea of placing a shaft of penis on a woman is so disgusting you should leave if you'd suck that kind of abomination in the 3d realm. you're quite a few steps below "queers". 2d only is barely acceptable, but if a girl pulled down her pants and i saw that i'd vomit on her and so most anyone else alive. mutilated penis=/=attractive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:47:58 2011 No.7606635 >>7606619 I don't think you know what bisexual means or just bicurious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:47:58 2011 No.7606637 >>7606619 Hello, you must be new here, welcome to 4chan!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:49:27 2011 No.7606650 >>7606619 Is it your first day here? :3

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:49:58 2011 No.7606651 >>7606633 >Futa >mutilated penis You're confusing futa with the messes that our limited science creates.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:50:28 2011 No.7606668 >>7606411 Orange. Also, 3D is pig disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:50:28 2011 No.7606669 would you let a guy taste your penis?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:50:57 2011 No.7606664

>>7606633
Are you one of those angry faggots that start rageposting whenever futa is mentioned?

Listen bub, futa's been the preference for /jp/ since before the split, the Touhou threads on /a/ were already having constant mentions towards it, and the people in those threads were the ones who were /jp/'s first inhabitants.

tl;dr: Get over it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:53:28 2011 No.7606682 >>7606633 >mutilated penis You don't even know what futa is, Goddamn. Plus, it's futa x female that the ''majority'' has as their preference.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:53:58 2011 No.7606686 >>7606651 >>7606664 kuroko spammer and sion both in the same thread? oh, boy. just leave. this isn't a futa or yuri thread go cry yourselves to sleep somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:53:58 2011 No.7606688 >>7606669 I'm a fit muscular guy and I would let a cute trap suck my penis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:56:27 2011 No.7606699 >>7606669 Yes. I wish I could let put girly moans though. I would love for a /jp/sie to tangle his hands in my hair and ravage my arsehole though. The thought of his hot cum filling my ass makes me so excited.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:59:28 2011 No.7606711 File: 22 KB, 170x170, 1310432396399.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7606682 say that to my fucking face motherfucker and not online and see what happens. >>7606669 especially if they were from /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:03:28 2011 No.7606727 >>7606619 Just wait until a pedo thread pops up before you start counting the sexual deviants here! But I wouldn't have it any other way

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:03:57 2011 No.7606729
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>>7606711
>Only if they are from /jp/
A gloryhole for /jp/ers only would be the only thing i accept.

I aint sucking any normalfag scum.
...Then again i kinda want big throbbing dicks and /jp/..Well..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:07:28 2011 No.7606762 >>7606729 you whore

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:07:57 2011 No.7606759 >>7606434 Red = least gay Pink = most gay Because red is usually considered a masculine color, and also because red is the lowest color on the rainbow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:11:29 2011 No.7606778 File: 99 KB, 637x642, 1310433067116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7606729

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:12:28 2011 No.7606785 >>7606778 full image where?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:14:28 2011 No.7606793 >>7606785 http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1219767

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:18:31 2011 No.7606827 id rather get mine sucked, not curious one bit about sucking dick myself, but getting mine sucked would be heaven

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:19:32 2011 No.7606836

I hope that one day I can be a trap and marry someone from /jp/. I would wear a pretty little dress and while I am cooking spaghetti he would bend me over, rip my dress and fill me up with his hard cock, railing me so hard I get tears in my eyes that eventually run down my cheeks and act as a seasoning for the spaghetti.

My legs would be so weak from being ravished he would pick me up and take me upstairs to bed and fuck me again and again making me incapable of walking and filling me with a love and lust I thought could never happen in such a dimension.

The spaghetti is overbooked and ruined by this point, so he sucks my dick and I blow in his mouth, we make out with the semen and this ends up being our serving of protein for the day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:20:32 2011 No.7606843 What is this shemale shit? I want to see boys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:21:02 2011 No.7606852 File: 65 KB, 444x441, 1310433689674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7606836 So lewd, so perfect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:22:31 2011 No.7606859 >>7606843 You don't like futa? What are you, a faggot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:23:02 2011 No.7606866 >>7606793 The 15cm expression really is the best. Look at how fucking loving she's being.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:24:02 2011 No.7606871 File: 29 KB, 640x480, 1310433888962.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7606836

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:25:03 2011 No.7606877 >>7606836 >The spaghetti is overbooked and ruined by this point Goddamnit, boner lost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:25:03 2011 No.7606880 I love seeing threads like these with so many posts, yet try to post stuff anything remotely connected to anime and you'll get saged to death. Stay classy, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:25:05 2011 No.7606872 >>7606859 shemales = lady boys = new-half = traps. futa doesn't exist, just get out. >>7606836 i got weak reading that. you really shouldn't post something so dangerously erotic. a /jp/er is bond to harm their penis reading that kind of material.

>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Mon Jul 11 21:26:02 2011 No.7606885 >>7606880 I don't see the discrepancy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:27:03 2011 No.7606892 moderation comes and deletes all anime threads, but they leave anal masturbation, penis, and gay sex threads. go back to /a/ and do the math yourself.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:27:33 2011 No.7606888
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>>7606872
Futa does exist, those are the hormone-abusing "women" that have mangled cocks. I want a boy that is cute and can be a nice friend. Nobody who wants to be a girl could ever be nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:28:02 2011 No.7606902 >>7606880 moderation comes and deletes all anime threads, but they leave anal masturbation, penis, and gay sex threads. go back to /a/ and do the math yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:28:33 2011 No.7606897 I have a question. I want to get my dick sucked with the skins till covering my cockhead, i basically have phimosis. do places that do glory holes like sucking dick witht he skin still on?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:30:34 2011 No.7606910

>>7606872
Hey kid, /jp/ started with futa, don't like it? Too bad. Say all you want if it makes you feel better.

>>7606880
Psst, sage isn't an insult in /jp/. I would think that'd have spread to other boards by this point after being told to foreigners for 3 years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:30:34 2011 No.7606911 >>7606897 Obviously it would depend on the person doing it. Glory holes aren't a hivemind entity. Personally, I think I would enjoy it.

>>	Yuri Orlov ☭ !!6iiIpcvixpv Mon Jul 11 21:31:04 2011 No.7606915 File: 241 KB, 820x744, 1310434300145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OP your lust is justified. Sucking dicks is awesome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:33:04 2011 No.7606925 I wish Arc was still here for these threads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:34:04 2011 No.7606934 This thread is disgusting. It's like a horde of mexicans and sluts suddenly came to /jp/ and started to write gay fanfics.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:34:33 2011 No.7606927 >>7606888 That's a shemale. Futa have a penis and a vagina.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:35:04 2011 No.7606937

>>7606910
i didn't say anything about disliking or liking it, retard. you're looking for any two-bit excuse to make post, just leave. shemales are not futanari they're males who become "females".

http://www.thetransgendercenter.com/transgenderphalloplasty.html
here some 3d futa for you. now get the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:36:03 2011 No.7606941 File: 27 KB, 238x329, 1310434596855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7606927 >and a vagina Ooh, really? THAT'S EVEN WORSE!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:36:04 2011 No.7606938 Reading this thread got me all hot and bothered so I sucked on a banana while fingering my ass. So alone ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:37:34 2011 No.7606945 >>7605541 This. Why don't futanaris exist in real life, /jp/? The world would be a much better place to live in if all people were pretty girls, and there were only futanari and normal girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:37:34 2011 No.7606947 >>7606927 You forgot the balls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:38:04 2011 No.7606952 >>7606947 Don't confuse the poor shit faggot.

>>	「ロリあき」 Mon Jul 11 21:38:04 2011 No.7606953 >>7606947 Futa with balls are an extreme rarity, despite their ejaculatory ability.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:39:05 2011 No.7606960 >>7606934 shut up faggot suck a dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:41:38 2011 No.7606970 >>7606938 I used a prostate massager about half an hour ago because of this thread. I ended up eating my semen and pretended it belonged to one of you guys but it didn't really work ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:41:38 2011 No.7606972 >>7606945 http://www.thetransgendercenter.com/transgenderphalloplasty.html they do exist; they're originally females too! here you go. go find yourself one tiger.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:45:38 2011 No.7606992 [SPOILER]

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WHY DOES NO ONE HERE UNDERSTAND FUTA?

A true futanari has a fully functioning set of both male and female reproductive organs. They can impregnate themselves and each other (impregnating yourself would obviously give you inbred children).

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:47:38 2011 No.7607004 The thing I dislike about futa is the ridiculous sized dicks. I prefer a realistic, 6", nicely girthed, wonderfully shaped cock. God, I really want to feel one in my throat right now. Fuck you guys ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:51:05 2011 No.7607025 >>7607004 >The thing I dislike about futa is the ridiculous sized dicks. >ridiculous sized dicks Fucking AskRay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:53:35 2011 No.7607033 >>7606970 >prostate massager Do these actually give explosive orgasms which are ahegao worthy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:54:05 2011 No.7607039 >>7607033 When you get your method down they do give extremely pleasurable sensations and can make you cum and squeal like a little girl. It takes a little practice though.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:56:05 2011 No.7607047

>>7606992
As far as I know, the only requirements is for them to have both a penis and a vagina; testicles are optional. Then again, it isn't too rare to see girls with dicks and balls but no vagina tagged as futanari.
Thankfully, SCIENCE makes ball-less futanari still be able to ejaculate ten liters per session.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:59:38 2011 No.7607058 >>7607004 I prefer them in that perfect range where it's noticeably bigger than mine, but not so big that it would be impossible to suck without dislocating your jaw.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:00:38 2011 No.7607069 >>7607033 Also, read this handy dandy guide~ http://www.aneros.com/forum/f5/bs-keys-backdoor-10042/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:01:08 2011 No.7607077 >>7607039 What kind do you have?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:05:09 2011 No.7607106 What does a dick taste like and sucking balls? Someone just tell me so I wont ever have to turn gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:07:39 2011 No.7607117 >>7607077 Aneros Progasm and Helix and a standard RudeBoy which doesn't get as much use to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:07:39 2011 No.7607119 >>7606953 >Futa with balls are an extreme rarity, despite their ejaculatory ability. I don't know where you've been looking...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:09:08 2011 No.7607126 >>7607106 Come on somebody share

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:09:08 2011 No.7607128
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>>7607106
feels like the most pleasurable thing in life. it's basically like love and heaven condensed into a physical form. you know hardcore mind break where they become a cock slave? that can only happen to men. women will suck a thousand dicks, but only men will appreciate the taste of heaven and truly fall to lust.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:09:09 2011 No.7607122 File: 24 KB, 455x419, 1310436546138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7604752 >implying Caster wouldnt fuck your trap ass with a strapon while you sucked a dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:11:38 2011 No.7607137 >>7607128 Seems like he's trying to get you to turn gay even if you weren't planning on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:12:09 2011 No.7607140 >>7607128 > only men will appreciate the taste of heaven and truly fall to lust. This is true!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:16:40 2011 No.7607157 >>7607128 why you do this? Just what does it taste like? Is it a mix of sweat and piss?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:16:40 2011 No.7607158 File: 36 KB, 704x400, 1310436969741.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7607117 Thanks, I figured you had a Aneros the source of that guide. I can't help but laugh a bit at it. It's like I'm trying to ANROKKU MY KOKORO.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:20:40 2011 No.7607176 File: 43 KB, 840x525, 1310437236777.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7607157 It tastes like good vibrations. All the happiness from your partner rubs off onto you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:23:10 2011 No.7607191 so this proves /jp/ loves cock, this thread has double the posts the vagina thread does in half the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:34:44 2011 No.7607231 >>7607191 This thread is around longer

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:35:14 2011 No.7607238

>>7607157
it's the psychology behind it. even if you're a hikikomori and completely fine being isolated you wouldn't turn down a great best friend (women and men can't actually be friends; male only) usually. it'd be like a well off person turning down the lottery. even if you don't need it, it doesn't hurt having it and can be pleasant. unless you're completely asexual which barely anyone alive is, unless they're on heavy medication you'll still get sexual urges. having a close friend who you can share your sexual urges with and mutually pleasure each other is the ideal situation. there is a lot of other reasons behind it too for different people. like you've got one and know how pleasurable it is; the feeling and enjoyment of sharing that amplifies your own pleasure immensely. there is too many reasons to list why men are better than women, sadly.

>>7607191
there was a 350 post penis thread yesterday which spawn that abomination of a thread out of jealously. there has been over 600 posts about penises over the last 2 days, whereas that vagina thread has the same person continually bumping it and even image dumping to keep it alive.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:35:44 2011 No.7607233
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Good evening viewers,

My name is Rod Serling, and this is a portrait of a frightened man. He is a slightly overweight, ennui-plagued everyman, who’s resorted to spending every minute of his life viewing pictures. He is neither good nor evil, just bored. His main source of entertainment lies in this website, and only this website. He doesn’t think he’ll be going anywhere in life, but things aren’t always what they seem.

You see, this man has literally no idea of where he is headed. When he was young, he wasn’t captain of the football team, nor starter on the basketball team. In fact, he didn’t play any sports. His only virtue was that he got adequate grades. Now please, direct yourself to a mirror. You may find that YOU are this man, and you’re about to journey into the twilight zone.

Pic Related: Its me, but that’s all about to change.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:36:43 2011 No.7607239 >>7607233 7/10

>>	「ロリあき」 Mon Jul 11 22:37:46 2011 No.7607248 >>7607231 Well, this PARTICULAR thread is newer, but it is just the newest in a larger series of threads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:41:45 2011 No.7607265 >>7607238 The only good vagina is a loli vagina.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:42:45 2011 No.7607268 >>7607238 I'm pretty sure there's not a person who's made more than fifty posts in this thread, which leaves 200+ by others.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:46:45 2011 No.7607284

>>7607238
I went to take a look at the thread. It's actually kind a sad. It seems like they're just forcing themselves to appreciate vaginas, even though there's nothing to appreciate about them, just so they can feel comfortable about their heterosexuality and masculinity. And the only argument they have when you say vaginas are disgusting is "well, you're probably a virgin".

That's like saying "you just don't enjoy eating feces because you've never done it before".

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:47:16 2011 No.7607290

>>7607268
i didn't word it clearly enough, i guess. i meant the vagina thread was an illegitimate topic which is being force fed to stay alive since they can't get actual discussion of anything. it's image dumps midway so it doesn't die off, sion bumping it off page 10, kuroko spammer or maybe jones going off psychotic rants, and other people from /sp/ bumping it when they raided last night.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:01:20 2011 No.7607366 >>7607284 >>7607290 >>7607268 Nothing changes the fact that this thread is pretty much the worst thread on /jp/ right now. If you are seriously trying to justify this crap you should just get out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:18:49 2011 No.7607452 >you will never experience the pleasure of cum dripping down your leg after being fucked and cummed inside as you taste sweet pre-cum on your tongue

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon Jul 11 23:19:48 2011 No.7607457 This thread gets the official White Ren seal of EPIC WIN.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon Jul 11 23:25:18 2011 No.7607482 >>7607457 I'm guessing you're that homogay stalker, still upset that both eksi-kun and Jones-dono have thoroughly refused your advances. Truly sad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:25:49 2011 No.7607481 File: 164 KB, 570x683, 1310441138809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:27:19 2011 No.7607491

Horribly normal thread.

I hope to god that the /v/-crowd don't think they've gained some sort of connection to the board through these horrible, horrible threads. But it seems like they've done so since there's a lot more awkward posts made by non /jp/sies floating about out there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:29:18 2011 No.7607499 >>7607491 It's just a horrible thread.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:31:20 2011 No.7607502

>>7607491
>I hope to god that the /v/-crowd don't think they've gained some sort of connection to the board through these horrible, horrible threads.

This is my main concern too. Although they are shitty, I enjoyed the little girl, cute, tea-party threads of the past, but these threads, some of the posts don't seem like they are written by /jp/. Some do, a fair amount don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:31:20 2011 No.7607503 Never change /jp/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:32:20 2011 No.7607507 Cocksucking discussion is over, this is now a metathread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:34:20 2011 No.7607511 How is this thread normalfag when we are talking about dicks?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:34:50 2011 No.7607512 >>7607511 Gay people can be normal too. Reported for homophobia.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:35:20 2011 No.7607513 >>7607507 Good. Which trip do you hate the most? I hate Anonymous, he's such a douche.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:35:20 2011 No.7607515 >>7607511 Gays are normals

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:37:50 2011 No.7607520 >>7607511 This post is proof that /jp/ is having an influx of people. These threads are fucking terrible and are attracting idiots.

>>	「ロリあき」 Mon Jul 11 23:38:50 2011 No.7607523 >>7607515 This is true. This thread has forsaken the purity of 2D for the carnal contact of 3D.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:39:49 2011 No.7607525 >>7607520 Indeed. I'm actually afraid now. I'll get my kopipe and shit spam ready for the next thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:39:49 2011 No.7607527 Which tripfags does everyone else ship? White Ren x KoG Suigin x Taiga Sion x Jones Currybutt x Y10NRDY Arcueid Brunestud x HelenXonpool

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:40:20 2011 No.7607530 >>7607527 > Arcueid Brunestud x HelenXonpool OTP

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:44:50 2011 No.7607544

everyone who is complaining about this thread is an anime spamming piece of shit. it's so ironic they're complaining it's awesome. you fruit cakes got tired of bumping that vagina thread with just the 2 of yourselves so you decided to come and shitpost in here? so cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:45:49 2011 No.7607549 >>7607544 >hate vagina >not gay pick one

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:46:20 2011 No.7607555

>>7607544
I honestly don't think this is the case. If someone from /jp/ let me be the little girl for them I would do it in a heartbeat. Some of the posts just seem disgustingly normal and it feels like it is bringing in outsiders. The way they are writing and such has a /v/ or /a/ feel to it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:46:51 2011 No.7607557 >>7607520 Sorry faggot I've been here I just don't think this thread should be considered normalfag

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:47:21 2011 No.7607564 >>7607549 Um what? I know plenty of straights that admit vagina looks nasty. I just fuck it because its a hole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:47:56 2011 No.7607568 File: 457 KB, 450x338, c9886fb1d81700c3e70b155c8a00402f.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:48:21 2011 No.7607571 File: 291 KB, 450x338, 1310442499382.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:48:51 2011 No.7607575 File: 81 KB, 631x365, 1310442519849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7607564 >straights that admit vagina looks nasty

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:49:22 2011 No.7607576 File: 560 KB, 450x338, 1310442553312.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:49:22 2011 No.7607582 >>7607557 See >>7607564 Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:49:22 2011 No.7607583 I tried going into an adult bookstore hearing they had glory holes, but I just couldn't do it. I nearly threw myself off a bridge walking home I was so ashamed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:49:52 2011 No.7607579 File: 664 KB, 450x338, 1310442586429.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:50:22 2011 No.7607585 >>7607575 Yeah you don't know how pussy works all of it has crusty shit on it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:50:51 2011 No.7607589 >>7607557 see >>7607575 What kind of post is this? This entire thread is a breeding ground for normals and outsiders. Largely thanks to that fucking Illusion game, more /v/ fags are browsing here. Don't encourage them to stay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:52:22 2011 No.7607591 >>7607585 Stop fucking sorority cunts and bar girls and look at a decent girl, one who takes care of herself and isn't a cumdumpster. It's like an entirely different reality.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:52:22 2011 No.7607592 File: 553 KB, 450x338, 1310442733081.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:52:22 2011 No.7607595 >>7607591 But all women are cumdumpsters.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Mon Jul 11 23:52:22 2011 No.7607596 >>7607579 Those gifs are pretty hot. See that's the kinda stuff you need to post Anon: non-gay stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:53:22 2011 No.7607598 >>7607591 Whatever you seem like a straight up busta to me. I think tits are lovely on the other hand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:53:22 2011 No.7607599 >>7607591 Seriously? Fucking get out.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:53:22 2011 No.7607602

>>7607555
even if you lie trying to camouflage yourself it doesn't make it anymore difficult to see it's just sion and whoever that psychotic fuck from that vaginal thread was.

a thread about sucking dick and wanting to a trap is infinitely less normal than the the one that involves 3d vaginas, homophobic normals, and people talking about "TRUE LOVE".

there is only a few bitter pieces of crap who shitpost on /jp/ regulalrly who are homophobic, like 3d vagina, and act like you fucking retards. if you ever actually browse /jp/ the ones i'm talking about are so fucking obvious it's painful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:54:53 2011 No.7607606 Vagina vs Dick. Perhaps the oldest conflagration in history.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:55:39 2011 No.7607612 File: 333 KB, 450x338, 453e89c45f0e45d031b2d4dc77bb5d68.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:56:39 2011 No.7607614 >>7607599 Cumdumpster getto?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:56:39 2011 No.7607617 File: 440 KB, 450x656, 95cd5f90a5fbabe11531b1805015131a.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:56:39 2011 No.7607618

>>7607589
so you think if you shitpost normalfag stuff like you always do and mention how it's normalfag this topic will get shunned? in case you're this fucking retarded, which you are, i'll remind you this is a thread about penises and you're the retarded normalscum posting vagina threads, posting 3d vaginas, and talking about virginity. just because you're garbage level posters who shitpost in any topic doesn't mean that topic will get shunned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:56:39 2011 No.7607619 >>7607602 Just shut your face. Nobody here actually gets offended like that.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:57:39 2011 No.7607625 File: 1.21 MB, 450x338, 4319b278a5f76bf1a518f17bdda0fe38.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:58:39 2011 No.7607628 File: 457 KB, 450x338, deb3c7e72450539bd942e63e49092774.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:58:39 2011 No.7607634 >>7607602 Whatever. I'm not actually trying to camouflage myself and I've posted a bit in this thread and the last one. If you think going to bath-houses and glory holes isn't normalfag shit you are a fucking moron, end of story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:58:39 2011 No.7607635 File: 939 KB, 450x338, c80ebdfb0ef0fc54cd03902e9c52273f.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:58:39 2011 No.7607637 >>7607618 this thread is getting hetero'd up by all these gifs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:59:39 2011 No.7607638 >>7607596 But zunbar i-i love you faggot!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:59:39 2011 No.7607643 File: 345 KB, 450x338, c0bba266c7af7d972d8be0d4ed99b4e4.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:00:39 2011 No.7607646

>>7607619
sion this topic hit 310 posts and image dumping started happening after the bump limit basically. it'll get remade and continue to be posted. your vagina thread is mostly the same 3 people spamming inane bullshit desperately trying to keep it alive bumping it from page 10. go kill yourself, scum. maybe you're on of the other pieces of crap i mentioned. i don't really care, but it's the same fucking retards as always.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:00:39 2011 No.7607647 File: 2.71 MB, 450x586, cf95cfe277dded35a292ea9032363f30.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:00:39 2011 No.7607649 File: 2.42 MB, 450x338, 7e69bfee11b83ee786a0b399e4fdc037.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:01:39 2011 No.7607650 >>7607598 "Busta"? What are you, a n‎ig‎ge‎r or something? In that case stay away from girls of quality and stick to your mudshark cumdumpsters, you're both more likely to get AIDS and die that way, doing good for all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:01:39 2011 No.7607653 File: 350 KB, 450x338, 2a244f67fcd5bdb14844f8a06f96e3a694d095a5.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:02:39 2011 No.7607657 File: 1.86 MB, 450x338, d44dc4bdfef29d2ceecb8e3d0c006ca4.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:03:39 2011 No.7607661 Why would anyone complain about a dick thread?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:04:39 2011 No.7607668 File: 1.44 MB, 640x480, 7f215b99d6dd65b1fde9f11a91bb7bf5.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:05:39 2011 No.7607671 >>7607661 Because of the outsiders and normals who are posting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:05:39 2011 No.7607672 >>7607661 because it's gay

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:05:39 2011 No.7607673 >>7607661 Because it's made for, and by, outsiders.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:06:39 2011 No.7607675 >>7607661 Because they aren't filthy sodomites.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:06:39 2011 No.7607679 >>7607673 This may not be true. Remember, /jp/ wants to be the violated little girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:08:23 2011 No.7607682 >>7607675 we're not? did you even read the thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:09:23 2011 No.7607685 File: 223 KB, 525x775, 1310176430749.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7607679 Or it could be true since I only come to /jp/ for threads like this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:09:23 2011 No.7607686 >>7607661 It became a slut thread where casual cocksucking was encouraged. And we all know /jp/ loves slut whores who casually fuck around in bathroom stalls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:11:23 2011 No.7607699 >>7607682 It's the same 2 or 3 fags who got lost from /y/ where they belong and would be much happier, samefagging up their own gay threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:12:23 2011 No.7607705 >>7607682 Not /jp/sies.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:23:18 2011 No.7607743

Sucking dicks without condoms is pretty foolish.

Condoms are pretty thin and good at disguising latex tastes these days. Hell, flavored ones completely remove it.

You can still get HIV from dick sucking. Please be careful /jp/ I love you.

(also the guys don't care, a free blowjob is a free blowjob)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:28:18 2011 No.7607759 >>7607743 Condoms don't prevent AIDS

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:32:18 2011 No.7607777

>>7607705
>>7607699
>>7607686
>>7607675
>>7607673
>>7607672
>>7607671

hey guys... i got bad news for you. this thread was made 12 hours, and we had another 350 thread yesterday, 3-7 july was the "i want to be raped" and dildo threads. where did all these true /jp/ers with "unique" (lol) posters appear from suddenly

just fucking kill yourself. go back some anime threads so you'll get banned and all your posts deleted, please. it's much more entertaining when the thread isn't at bump limit when your samefag posts are deleted from you getting banned.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:47:36 2011 No.7607856 >>7607777 Did you overlook my post? >>7607685

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:10:24 2011 No.7607947 >>7607759 Yes, but hiv and aids are not the same thing

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