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/jp/ im so fucking angry right now

it happened. not proud. but it happened.

mom was moaning aobut cutting the lawn FOR SO LONG. so yesterday i thought, well ok i'll do it to shut you up. so i found the lawnmower and did a pretty good job for my first time (actually its quite easy, just like vacuuming on grass lol)

came back in home, ate some spaghetti and chilled after a hard day cutting some fucking grass

anyway, this morning she comes back from her faggy ass business trip and flips out
OMFG I TOLD YOU TO CUT THE LAWN!1!1!
and i'm like
I did cut the lawn, look outside.
just acting all calm and rational because i'm a man

and she looked outside at my work
then she's like
I MEANT THE FRONT GARDEN NOT THE BACK
Now to me this just sounded like some bullshit created to pick a fight. I mean whatever even if its true i still did SOMETHING so give me some credit maybe? but no. constant strife as always.

i bubbled with anger, threw my spaghetti against the wall and came out with it
i stared at her with my face going red and said it
I DIDN'T FUCKING ASK TO BE BORN OKAY AND I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO BE MY MOTHER. ALL I WANT IN LIFE IS FOR RAN-SAMA TO BE MY MOMMY BUT I GOT STUCK WITH YOU. WILL YOU EVER CUDDLE ME THROUGH THE NIGHT AND LET ME BURY MY HEAD INTO YOUR BEAUTIFUL TAILS?

she just stood there in silence and i cried and came back to my room where i am now
im still mad as fuck /jp/ now things are really awkward though i don't know how to say sorry since i guess i overreacted a little

fucking wasted so much spaghetti man

>> No.7600655

Tthat's wrong.
Spaghetti didn't do anything wrong. You shouldn't have release your anger upon them

>> No.7600658

Why do you think Ran would want someone like you?

>> No.7600670

Are you 12 or something?

>> No.7600672

>>7600658
He implies that if he was raised by Ran-sama, he wouldn be much better human being. He lacks self-discipline.

>> No.7600673

The numerous spaghetti noodles resemble the entwined tails of Yakumo Ran. Your throwing of the spaghetti was a an act of rage subconsciously symbolising your acknowledgement that it is in fact impossible to be with this nine-tailed fox, and this makes you sad.

>> No.7600678

>threw my spaghetti against the wall
0/10
Terrible. Spaghetti is supposed to fall out of you're pockets.

>> No.7600683

I hope she made lots of spaghetti

>> No.7600691

>>7600683
This brings back some good memories.

>> No.7600695
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>> No.7600700

those feet in that pic look deliciously lickable

>> No.7600701
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>spaghetti

>> No.7600707

Even though you're underage you don't have to tell it to us.

>> No.7600712

>mom was moaning
nice, what did you do to her?

>> No.7600727

Bail out of this house if you can. It's going to be better for your own mental health even if it means delaying your career for a good number of years (which I suppose won't be a problem considering this is /jp/ and /jp/'s careers are nonexistent). A friend of mine bailed from Hawaii to the mainland States with her boyfriend to escape her gambling-addicted dad who constantly asked for money from everyone.

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>>7600644
Pics or it didn't happen.

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