/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Aaaaand how was your day? Hmmmm? Mommy wants to know.

[Anonymous No.]

I was playing alice.

[Anonymous No.]

It was slow. And boring. And my shoulders ache.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong that I actually feel better after seeing this thread after such a long hiatus?

[Akane !9Baka9Ay96 No.]

Fuck off. b-bitch ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>7599079
I masturbated way too much mommy! 5 times in one sitting, my cock is still sore~

[Anonymous No.]

In before Ellen Degenerate boner killing version of Ran.

[Anonymous No.]

OkCupid said I had to message 5 people to raise my account a level.

I created 5 fake accounts to contact: Patchouli, Sakuya, Yukari, Ran and Kneesocks from P&SwG. I had in-character conversations with them. I think Patchy likes me.

I've never messaged an actual girl yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>7599091
I know, mommy's been busy lately. But I still love my NEETypie as much as ever!

[kanamin !!AR0M4diyVZ7 No.]

sis was camwhoring

I know because I just about walked in on her and I heard chat sounds from her computer

I felt so sick to my stomach mommy make her stop

[Anonymous No.]

I biked for miles and explored a new bike path today mommy!

[Anonymous No.]

Not bad. I finally read the Tsukihime plus+disc, it was pretty good I suppose. Now I want more Sacchin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7599366
My sister makes pictures with her in all kinds of poses. She even bought wigs and made herself cat ears and I'm sure she has 100 pictures of her with a different haircut respectively and posted all of them on Facebook.

And she's only 13.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been Dimahoo and I still can't get past the second stage.

[Anonymous No.]

I like how satori RP-blogger gets run out while this gets serious replies

[Anonymous No.]

>>7599385
I'd like to thanks you for not linking the page as it could create a new era of shitposting had you.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7599386
Whoa. Whoa. Be careful.

I actually didn't know about the polarity shenanigans the first time I played through that game, incidentally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7599393
You have to pick the right time to shitpost if you want replies.

Most /jp/tards are bored as fuck at this hour and will reply to anything.

[Anonymous No.]

slept for like 19 hours and am making delicious food. feels wonderful.

>>7599393
>implying mama ran isn't /jp/ related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7599407
I made no such comment, its a simple observation

Does /jp/ perhaps have a mother complex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7599435
I probably have one as my biggest fetish is mother-son incest, and the thought of fucking one own's mom is really the hottest thing for me. I also once dreamed of fucking my own mom, I didn't liked that dream much, but still, I probably have a mother complex.

Don't know about the other /jp/ers.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been cheesing every Protoss I play with Roach/ling all-ins. Felt great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7599435
there has been a lot of irregularly posted daily doses involving incest with mothers. kissing, hugging, back massage, licking her toes, and too many more to remember. there is a portion of /jp/ who would fuck their mother.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7599441
Pretty much the same here, except without the actual mother bit.

[kanamin !!AR0M4diyVZ7 No.]

>>7599385
>only 13
>my imagination

funny what a change in perspective can do

still, mine's a fugly hambeast, and I'm gonna guess yours isn't

[Anonymous No.]

These threads disturb me.

[Anonymous No.]

Like every other day, terrible.
If Ran was my mommy, things would be different around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7599621
What if Ran actually WAS /jp/'s mom?

[Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 No.]

>>7599631
Why can I not imagine Ran as anything other than very bitter towards me. It makes these motherly Ran threads feel so wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7599631

I'd probably have to do more than I am now.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>7599635

If I was a kitsune that busted my ass over many years to become a math genius, earn my 9th tail, and turn into one of the most powerful youkai in the world, and my kid was the average /jp/ user, I'd probably be pretty bitter too.

[Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 No.]

>>7599650
Not exactly what I meant but that works too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7599650
If she's so powerful, why can't she whip /jp/ into a better person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7599656

I'm sure she'd at least try.

[Anonymous No.]

I just got out of bed, what do you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7599373
I did this, too. Miles and hours. Except my bike comes equipped with a rather large engine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7599656

sounding like U are look for witch power...ahahahahaHAAa!!!!
☆☆☆☆☆☆

ね、ラン様。 What U think of fox in a pond? Sink or swim?

Is the mystery. (￣▽￣)ノ

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

Went with my parents and sis to the zoo, I didn't want to go, but they said they haven't seen me in a while, so I went reluctantly.

Now I'm checking she doesn't have porn on her computer.