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7595903 No.7595903 [Reply] [Original]

I find the Hetzer to be the cutest tank destroyer.

I imagine it as a little confident loli teasing her big sisters Tiger-dono and Panther-san for their slowness, but when someone flanks her she begins to sweat profusely and flail in panic as she tries to turn her gun to bear.

>> No.7595933

There really should be more tank-themed mecha-musume.

>> No.7595964
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>>7595933
Too right.

>> No.7595971
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>>7595933
Truly the cutest.

>> No.7595980

But then Jagdtiger-san and E-100-sama are always there to back her up.

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>>7595903

Flailing? She thinks she has it bad?
This elegant and determined lady takes a whole week to make a full turn.

>> No.7595989
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moe moe

>> No.7596001
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Little girls can improve everything. Take, for example, human innards. Normally, one wouldn't think of his spleen or kidneys as being adorable, but once you imagine them as cute little girls, even human viscera can be worth falling in love with. Your kidneys, for example, would be identical twins wearing the adrenal glands as their hats, gladly devoting themselves to their rather disagreeable job with a warm smile on their faces so that your body can be free of waste products. Your bladder would be a shy, clumsy loli under the kidneys' guidance, trying her best to hold in your urine but occassionally falling and spilling pee everywhere. Your liver would be a reliable onee-sama type who oversees the blood sugar levels in your body and detoxifies harmful chemicals, she'd always be concerned over your well-being and admonish you if you don't watch your food and alcohol intake; but despite being a strict, no-nonsense class president type on the surface (she'd probably wear glasses too) she'd secretly be a perverted lolicon in an incestous lesbian relationship with her little sister gallbladder-tan. Your stomach would be a womanizer despite being a little girl, frequently kissing both oesophagus-tan and small intestine-tan mouth-to-mouth with the excuse of "transferring digestive contents", but she'd do this even if you haven't eaten in days.

As the alchemists of old believed that gold was the ideal form of all metals, I believe the ideal form of humankind to be adorable young maidens. I pray that once we die, the afterlife awaits us will involve all /jp/ users turning into elegant young ladies and taking it easy until the end of times.

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It is a lonely thing being the last of your kind, but lonelier yet knowing you were also the first and only.

>> No.7596023

You otakus, play more World of Tanks then. It will clean you of your preconceptions.

THE HETZER IS EVIL. PURE UNADULTERED EVIL. IT HAS BEEN DESIGNED BY HITLER HIMSELF IN A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT; AIDED BY VIRGIN MECHA MUSUME BLOOD OFFERINGS TO HIS EVIL GODS AND MULTIPLE NAZI OCCULT RAPINGS.

YOU SHOOT IT WITH ARMOR PIERCING AMMO, IT BOUNCES OFF THE SLOPED ARMOR. YOU SHOOT IT WITH HIGH EXPLOSIVE AMMO, TOUGH SHIT, NO OPEN CREW QUARTERS, SCRATCH DAMAGE.

THE CAMOUFLAGE SKILL OF THIS THING IS FREAKING INSANE. BUSH? ITS A HETZER. TREE? THERE'S A HETZER BEHIND IT. HOUSE? SEE THAT STOVEPIPE COMING OUT OF THE WINDOW? IT ISN'T ONE. BOOM.

THE NAME IMPLIES SUFFERING. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HETZER MEANS, NON-GERMAN-FAG? IT MEANS HOUNDER. CHASER. NOT IN THE GHOSTLY WAY. IN THE "I WILL FOLLOW, HUNT AND CHASE YOU UNTIL YOU ARE WHEEZING YOUR PAINING LUNGS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. AND THEN I WILL KEEP GOING. FOREVER. UNTIL I HAVE YOU AND CAN DEVOUR YOU ALIVE." WAY.

Fear the Hetzers.

>> No.7596033

M3 Lee - The constantly belittled and bullied medium tank/tank destroyer.

"B-b-but anon-san, I c-can fight too! I can be u-useful *sniff*. G-give me a chance, please!"

>> No.7596035

>>7596023
>You otakus
please leave

>> No.7596038

>>7596023
So she's a stalker loli who makes a "Jii~" noise while she stares at you from behind the tree she's hiding.

Moe. Truly moe.

>> No.7596045

I always thought hetzer looked like a turtle

>> No.7596056
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This one, maybe.

>> No.7596062
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Hitler was moe.

>> No.7596064

>>7596023
One time, I was driving through the southern pass of Arctic Regions in my KV-3, heading east, when I saw 4 Hetzers right in front of me, near a corner.

Upon spotting me, the four turned right around and made the swiftest escape I have seen to date.

selfsage for not /jp/ material

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What about ships?

Scharnhorst and Gneisenau-tan were out with their shared boyfriend Admiral-Hipper, when HMS Glorious and HMS Renown popped out of nowhere and tried to molest them. But being tough girls who know how to handle themselves, they sunk the Glorious with their cute little 11 inch guns and sent the Renown back home crying.

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Unterseeboot-chan is such a little perv meanie.

Peeking under the skirts of the poor cargo ladies and shooting those she find better than her.

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>>7596033

It is true, the Lee got a worse reputation and reception thereafter than she deserved, but those to come after have long since avenged that... and more - proving quite once and for all that continental Europe don't hold a monopoly on fine pedigree steel monsters. Today, Abrams-tan is pretty much the meanest girl on the modern battlefield.
Though she is getting a bit long in the tooth, and she's starting to eat more than she works for. But thus far she's had rich owners who keep fitting her with all the latest cool stuff.

Pic related, Abrams-tan this season's proper accessories for a fashionable city girl.

>> No.7596081

>>7596064
No need to justify sages here, you're using it right.

>> No.7596088
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>Abrams-tan is pretty much the meanest girl on the modern battlefield.

>> No.7596097

>>7596071
Then HMS Duke of York beat the living shit out of Scharnhorst for bulliying his little sister Glorious.

>> No.7596102

>>7596023
With a tier 5 or 6 tank they're fun to bully. Just aim low to negate the slope and they're gone in 2 or 3 hits.

Just pray that the HE doesn't penetrate and kills your crew.

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>>7596088

Point remains that she is the meanest. Challanger-tan may be stronger (certainly the result of a proper balanced traditional British diet... old chap), but she is just far too nice to ever bring up the issue with her cousin from the old colonies.
Although I hear she's been taking out her frustration blowing up landrovers or something.

Sadly don't have a Challenger-tan, but do have their distant Siberian stepcousin.

>> No.7596123

>>7596023
If I'm not mistaken, a better translation for the word "Hetzer" is troublemaker.

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>>7596088
>A Challenger Appears.jpg

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I'd ride on her flat chest anyday.

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>>7596088
Is it so hard to use a proper image?

>> No.7596139

>>7596033
Look at that baka. Just look at her. A tank destroyer with a tower.

(I'm talking about M10. Lee was not a TD)

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While prowling the boorus for mecha musume i encountered this.

This is, in some subtle way, the most bizzare thing i have encountered for months.

>> No.7596146

So how about them railguns, i say we should put them back in warfare, or make flying railguns.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAxySDG_jjs

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>>7595971
>matilda.jpg
Isn't that Miles?

>> No.7596158

>>7596125
> meanest vs nice
This is about tanks. Are we going to just make shit up now? There have been enough flamewars on /k/ about the Big Five/Six (Abrams, Leopard 2, Challenger, Leclerc, T-90, plus Merkava, but that thing doubles as a troop transprter so I'm not sure).

The general consensus is just that they are more or less on the same stage and that the only real difference is personal preference.

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>>7596136

Hey, it's Hayabusa!

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>>7596146
>flying guns

/jp/ - Weapons, vehicles and Misc. WW2 discussion

>> No.7596169

>>7596139
In reality, Lee's a medium, but due to WoT devs being lazy, Lee is stuck with the reach and speed of a TD and the stealth of a medium, making it quite the pain for people grinding the heavy tank tree.

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How do you feel about fine Soviet ladies, /jp/?

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>>7596158

>This is about tanks. Are we going to just make shit up now?

Can't see why not. We already turned them into little girls.

Besides, as you said there isn't really anything to say otherwise. They're really all on the same level - with a Turk, an Indian and a Brazilian on the way while a Serb chills in the backround.
The big six are going to get a lot bigger unless we get some sort of major innovation soon.

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>> No.7596201

>>7596155
Apparently Matilda refers to the associated tank variety.

>> No.7596196

>>7596181
Oh look, Granny was quite the hottie in her days.

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>> No.7596207
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...and certainly not the least, IS-2-neesama

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Colour photo of the battle of kursk

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>> No.7596224
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I found the Haunebu II to be the cutest of my vril-powered aircraft.

She only participated in WWII as a scout plane during major battles like the Battle of Britain.But because of the magnetic field her engine created around her that didn't allow for bombs to be fitted and dropped, we kinda came up with a super ray gun called the KraftStrahlKanone. The problem with that was that she wasn't strong enough to fly around with it, so we just settled with fitting several MK108s later in the war.

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>>7596224
Silly Hitler-dono, she was only in your head!

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>>7596215

Poor bastards never stood a chance.

>> No.7596255

>>7596224
That's not true!

In 1995 the USAF admitted to the existence of German "Flying Discs" through the Freedom of Information Act.

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>>7596224
http://www.ironsky.net/
Oh snap.

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Not a tank, but on a similar theme as >>7596239 , this just can't end well.

She just wants to make contact with you.

>> No.7596304

>>7596285
Is that Ohka-tan?

Awesome.

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...and due to me not having any more tank pics, here's Mecha Reimu!

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Poor IJA--kun is so jealous of Panzer-chan, her many successes in armored combat and her fine, desirable assets that our poor Japanese warrior lacks.

As in Panzer-chans massive arsenal of armored vehicles and munitions, obviously.

>> No.7596346

>>7596304

Somehow gives off the impression of a slightly rabid fangirl in sub-par cosplay, working out some scheme to tackle and glomp her idol in the convention crowd, and ending up killing him when she does.

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>>7596333
You forgot about Chi-ri-chan and the super-heavy tank OI-sama

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>> No.7596359
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Anyone able to recommend me any decent mecha musume games?
The only one I can think of off the top of my head is Gadget Trial.

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>>7596349

She's a big girl. Big and heavy.
You pretty much have no choice but to get your feet wet if you want something bigger and heavier.

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>>7596359
There are the Strike Witches games, and the ones i know of are basically shooters with little girls.


Like Touhou.

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STUG III IS BEST

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I think all of the Daisenryaku games are moe now

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>>7596415
The German vehicles are the best. They are all such elegant girls.

>Detected possible malicious code in image file.
god damn it's from pixiv for fucks sake

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I find the Kugelblitz to be the most moe of mobile anti-aircraft panzers.

I always imagined her as a very rugged and tough girl, able to fend of aircraft and man alike with her dual MK103 guns.

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If you like world war 2 tanks, the windows port of Steel panthers is free download at shrapnel games and is in fact The Best Game

http://www.shrapnelgames.com/Camo_Workshop/WW2/WW2_page.html

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Anyone still play WoT on the euro server?

>> No.7596589

That would be me, then. Am currently grinding four tier 3 tanks for cash to get myself either Leopard, Hetzer (boo), Grille or that Upgrade for the 38 (t), whatever its name is.

All-german, ftw.

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The most moe of all tanks was probably Semovente 47/32-chan.

She couldn't have done anything with her tiny 47mm gun except maybe annoy a Sherman or T-34. But she's too shy to ask Tiger-san or Panzer IV-chan for help.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whS-6MKrAtY

>> No.7596671 [DELETED] 

>>7596612
D'awww

>> No.7596678
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>>7596589
I got as far as the Tiger II before the reset. Currently using a Panzer IIIa, but it's a slog.

Game sucks without premium.

>> No.7596677

>>7596612
That's certainly quite moe

>> No.7596726
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>>7596589
>>7596678
Grinding Pershing (formedly T23) all day erryday...along with 6 other tanks...good thing I have free time this month.

P.S.: Balance be ballin', pic related

>> No.7596752

>>7596726
I feel bad for the poor a-20. why is he even there?

>> No.7596808

There should be a medic tank class. Like those old german Bergepanzer. That would add some tactical depth to the game.

Of course, it would attract flames by being compared to TF2 with tanks, but anywaaaay...

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>>7596726
And the lesson here is: You can't buy victory.
...
But having a Lowe might make the credit grind a bit easier...as long as you don't fail at heavy tanks.

>> No.7596832

>>7596808
A recovery vehicle doesn't repair tanks on the battlefield and under 15 minutes.

>> No.7596865

Man, I guess I should be glad other /jp/sies are playing this still, but at the same time I feel bad for you all.

Playing the lower tier matched has always been fun though.

>> No.7596981

>>7596832
It is also unlikely that every crew of every tank in every battle ever always survives the exploderating of their tanks. Or that the SPG's shots are so weak that they would barely fly a kilometer, at max elevation, and still punch through thick armor. Or that every open tank, SPG or TD is manned by invisible ghosts.

This is not a realistic game. The Medics in every game ever are also not realistic. Just like medkits. The point is though, it makes the game fun. The developers have said as much:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89dWEmx7Ibc

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>>7596506
Wasted many days on this and Panzer General as a kid with a computer, but no internet. Thanks to those 2, I have a hardon for WWII German tanks.

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>>7595903

>> No.7598827

>>7596981
You obviously haven't played Call of Cthulhu if you think medkits are the same in every game.

>> No.7598842

>>7598827
Or at least non-realistic.

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?mfw this thread
I love you, /jp/

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>Hetzer

>> No.7598987

Just wondering since I saw World of Tanks mentioned, how is the game now? The last time I played was like in December, the wipe was coming and the servers were often kinda laggy.

So are the servers better now and did they add a bunch of stuff?

>> No.7599001

>>7598987
no server-side lag anymore;,and they added ~10 new tanks (US tank destroyers, most notably) and made some techtree changes.

http://game.worldoftanks.com/gallery/perm/art/4
http://game.worldoftanks.com/gallery/perm/art/2
http://game.worldoftanks.com/gallery/perm/art/3

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>>7596136
Poor Hayabusa-tan, she had to limp back to Earth and sacrifice herself to return the an asteroid sample container that might not actually contain asteroid.

>> No.7599043

>>7599001
I see, thanks for the infos. Are the european/american servers actually split up or can I actually use tanks from the european server on the american?

On that note are there still /jp/ers around or some sort of /jp/ clan?

>> No.7599080

Soviet Union kills Germany

>> No.7599092
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Am I doing it right?

>> No.7602176

Polite bump.

>> No.7602205

>>7599013

At least Minerva avoided the same fate... only to end up someplace possibly worse, taking the plunge right out into space with only the Pioneers and Voyagers for decent company.

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I will murder you all and destroy your planet.

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>>7599043
You cannot jump between the servers. In the American server, there's a Touhou clan, which I'm in, composed of a few people from /jp/, a couple from /a/, and some from outside of 4chan. Nice people, but sometimes there's too much roleplaying for my taste. They are good players and fun to play with, however, so I haven't thought about changing to another clan.

On another note: even though I have other tier8 and tier9 tanks, the IS-3 is still my favourite tank to play in.

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