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Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:10:35 2011 No.7593168 [Reply] [Original]

>I will be dead before technology allows me to have sex with a Touhou

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:11:03 2011 No.7593177 Teledildonics are already a reality. What are you doing posting from beyond the grave, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:11:05 2011 No.7593173 >>>/a/ >>>/b/ >>>/v/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:11:07 2011 No.7593174 Which Touhou are you disappointed about not being able to fuck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:15:34 2011 No.7593198 >>7593174 All of them. I've seriously been considering buying a Patchouli wig/costume, and have a high-end prostitute wear it for me. Dead serious. It would at least be ONE joyous moment in my life.

>>	The Package !UrGayH8HBk Fri Jul 8 23:18:34 2011 No.7593217 File: 71 KB, 421x248, 1310181510665.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7593198 It just wouldn't be the same, man.

>>	The Package !UrGayH8HBk Fri Jul 8 23:19:04 2011 No.7593220 >>7593218 Oh god oh god etc

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:19:05 2011 No.7593218 Learn how to lucid dream, or take some drugs, you silly bastard.

Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:20:05 2011 No.7593225
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>>7593217
But it's the closest thing... I'd make sure she'd know in advance, and that she'd be understanding of it. I'd also like her to act like Patchy a bit. Maybe she'd have fun? It'd probably be different for her, at least.

I hate working, and I hate living. Might as well squeeze SOME enjoyment out of it...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:20:35 2011 No.7593223 >>7593220 Reported.

>>	The Package !UrGayH8HBk Fri Jul 8 23:21:05 2011 No.7593230 File: 81 KB, 255x255, 1310181703821.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7593223

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:21:34 2011 No.7593229 File: 75 KB, 470x711, 1310181674303.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Actually, I'm more aggravated by the fact that I'll never get to have a tailcoat alien as my companion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:23:05 2011 No.7593243 >>7593230 Reported.

Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:23:35 2011 No.7593241

>>7593218
>Lucid dreaming

Boy, I WISH I could do this. I've been trying for almost 10 years. Never even came close. But I do get fucking sleep paralysis all the time.

I tried the dream journal thing, too. Been logging dreams since 2003. I don't even have problems remembering the dreams that I don't write down.

And I have chronically itchy skin, so laying perfectly still is not an option.

>>	The Package !UrGayH8HBk Fri Jul 8 23:24:35 2011 No.7593247 File: 60 KB, 255x255, 1310181868078.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7593243

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:25:35 2011 No.7593249 >>7593247 Reported.

>>	The Package !UrGayH8HBk Fri Jul 8 23:26:07 2011 No.7593255 File: 63 KB, 255x255, 130915612248m.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7593249

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:26:35 2011 No.7593260 >>7593255 Reported.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:26:35 2011 No.7593261 Currybutt's new trip?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:27:05 2011 No.7593269 >>7593268 Reported.

>>	The Package !UrGayH8HBk Fri Jul 8 23:27:37 2011 No.7593268 File: 60 KB, 255x255, 130915612248n.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7593260

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:29:06 2011 No.7593277 >>7593174 for me it's chen I fell in love with that cat

>>	The Package !UrGayH8HBk Fri Jul 8 23:29:35 2011 No.7593274 File: 64 KB, 255x255, 1310182160682.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7593269

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:29:35 2011 No.7593275 >>7593274 Reported.

>>	The Package !UrGayH8HBk Fri Jul 8 23:30:11 2011 No.7593280 File: 52 KB, 255x255, 1310182249659.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7593275

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:31:44 2011 No.7593282 fuck up you dumb spic, lol virgin nerd juss lose your virginity n get rid of that that depression. once u lose ur virginity, u will stop being so sad u kno?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:31:44 2011 No.7593283 >>7593280 Reported.

>>	The Package !UrGayH8HBk Fri Jul 8 23:32:08 2011 No.7593289 File: 218 KB, 317x367, 1310182370123.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7593283

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:36:37 2011 No.7593308 >>7593289

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:37:37 2011 No.7593312 >>7593289 Reported.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:40:37 2011 No.7593323 >>7593321 Reported.

>>	The Package !UrGayH8HBk Fri Jul 8 23:40:37 2011 No.7593321 File: 63 KB, 255x255, 1310182811290.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7593312

>>	The Package !UrGayH8HBk Fri Jul 8 23:42:07 2011 No.7593334 File: 61 KB, 255x255, 1310182920454.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7593323

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:43:38 2011 No.7593339 >>7593334 You sure have a lot of those images.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:44:07 2011 No.7593340 >>7593334 Reported.

>>	The Package !UrGayH8HBk Fri Jul 8 23:44:41 2011 No.7593342 File: 34 KB, 255x255, 130915612248t.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7593340

>>	The Package !UrGayH8HBk Fri Jul 8 23:45:12 2011 No.7593347 >>7593339 I've been making them on the go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:45:12 2011 No.7593349 >>7593342

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:49:10 2011 No.7593359 File: 49 KB, 800x536, 1310183399522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never have an manipulative waifu stuck in your head

>>	The Package !UrGayH8HBk Fri Jul 8 23:49:39 2011 No.7593357 File: 59 KB, 255x255, 1310183370558.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7593349

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:49:39 2011 No.7593358 Well, damn, and just after I thank that guy for not bumping the thread with his images, he stops using sage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:50:40 2011 No.7593362 >>7593357 Reported.

>>	The Package !UrGayH8HBk Fri Jul 8 23:52:10 2011 No.7593369 File: 57 KB, 255x255, 1310183561811.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7593362

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:55:10 2011 No.7593381 >>7593369 Reported.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:55:40 2011 No.7593377 >>7593369 >>7593362 Am I the only one fapping to this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 23:59:09 2011 No.7593393 >>7593392 Reported.

>>	The Package !UrGayH8HBk Fri Jul 8 23:59:40 2011 No.7593392 File: 79 KB, 255x255, 1310183969510.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7593381

>>	The Package !UrGayH8HBk Sat Jul 9 00:02:16 2011 No.7593399 File: 77 KB, 255x255, 1310184164155.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7593393

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 00:06:14 2011 No.7593414 >>7593399 Reported.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 00:06:14 2011 No.7593415 >>7593359 I'd rather not have a toaster reminding me that I signed humanity's doom and trying to sell me her crazy cult.

>>	The Package !UrGayH8HBk Sat Jul 9 00:07:15 2011 No.7593419 File: 84 KB, 255x255, 1310184476041.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7593414

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 00:09:14 2011 No.7593424 >>7593419 filtered, reported

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 00:09:34 2011 No.7593422 >>7593419 Reported.

>>	The Package !UrGayH8HBk Sat Jul 9 00:10:14 2011 No.7593425 File: 28 KB, 255x255, 1310184603621.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7593422

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 00:10:14 2011 No.7593427 >>7593425 I have some bad news for you.

>>	The Package !UrGayH8HBk Sat Jul 9 00:11:18 2011 No.7593432 File: 2 KB, 255x255, 1310184707225.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 00:14:47 2011 No.7593441 ...Is it over?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 00:16:17 2011 No.7593451 ralph pls go

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