>Oh god, it's that weirdo from outside again. >I hate having to act nice to him, but he's the only human visitor I get anymore. I can tell he's in love with me too. It's so gross. >Ugh, he's trying to talk to me again. He can barely speak Japanese, what the hell? Just donate and go.

File: 340 KB, 818x858, 20072405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Jul 7 21:46:53 2011 No.7587177 [Reply] [Original]

>Oh god, it's that weirdo from outside again.
>I hate having to act nice to him, but he's the only human visitor I get anymore. I can tell he's in love with me too. It's so gross.
>Ugh, he's trying to talk to me again. He can barely speak Japanese, what the hell? Just donate and go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 21:47:23 2011 No.7587187 That'd be what she thinks of most of /jp/ while she fucks me on the side. Just like real life. And I'm coming for you're favorite touhous, not just Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 21:47:52 2011 No.7587186 Go back to /v/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 21:48:53 2011 No.7587189 Please don't associate a beautiful face with ugly words.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 21:50:24 2011 No.7587199 きもいぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃ

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 21:53:24 2011 No.7587209 Lookin pretty creepy their raymo, and I wouldn't have done the things I've done to you for measly donations if I was in love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 21:55:24 2011 No.7587217 The problem here is that Reimu would never pretend to be nice to someone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 21:57:26 2011 No.7587226 Can't you just pay to fuck her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:02:26 2011 No.7587245 File: 1.11 MB, 1489x1500, 19657948.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7587226 Mikos are pure girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:03:26 2011 No.7587247 File: 52 KB, 419x248, 1309390644671.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >implying that I would even waste time with Raymoo

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:03:55 2011 No.7587251 1-Kill her in her sleep. 2-Fuck body. 3-Achieve orgasm. 4-???? 5-Profit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:05:55 2011 No.7587263 >>7587245 sanae is a slut

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:05:55 2011 No.7587266 That said, Reimu is probably the only Touhou you'd get to talk to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:06:24 2011 No.7587269 >>7587251 youwouldntrapeareimu.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:08:25 2011 No.7587273 >>7587266 Lots of Touhous hang around the shrine. Some might be interested in you enough to talk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:10:26 2011 No.7587284 >>7587177 >Reimu >Acting nice to anyone even friends Sup secondary

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:12:56 2011 No.7587292 I'm new to jp. What the fuck is this board all about?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:13:25 2011 No.7587293 File: 69 KB, 419x248, 1310091180857.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7587263

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:13:56 2011 No.7587298 >>7587292 Shut thef uck up nerd

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:18:27 2011 No.7587308 >>7587292 We're gay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:19:27 2011 No.7587310 >>7587308 >>7587298 i may be new to this board, but i'll always be able to recognize fail sages.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:19:58 2011 No.7587311 >>7587308 I don't remember agreeing to that when I came here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:20:28 2011 No.7587314 File: 132 KB, 800x1188, 1310091601435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7587292 This. Now go away.

Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:31:02 2011 No.7587343

>>7587311
That's because by coming here you implicitly agree to all terms and conditions of the /jp/ Terms of Usage Agreement.
And Article 2, Paragraph 1 of which states "By reading, viewing or listening to any content on the /jp/ image board on 4chan or acquiring information pertaining to said content by means of a third party, you are officially and immediately considered of homosexual orientation."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:34:02 2011 No.7587349 >>7587343 This is what I deserve for automatically accepting those terms and conditions without looking then...I don't know what a homosexual on /jp/ does though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:40:02 2011 No.7587371 File: 573 KB, 800x800, 1310092838458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7587349 You have to wear a dress and put things in your butt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:42:32 2011 No.7587376 >>7587371 Are stockings optional or mandatory? Aw either way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:43:33 2011 No.7587380 >>7587371 Damn, I really should have read that then. Fine, since I agreed to the terms I guess I'll have to do both them. I'm not particularly pleased by this turn of events though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:47:02 2011 No.7587387 File: 249 KB, 728x1052, 1310093220235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7587380 Fufufu~ I cant wait to stick it in you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:48:02 2011 No.7587389 Go get sake and look for Suika instead of wasting your time with Raymoo

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:48:32 2011 No.7587388 >>7587387 Wait what? I didn't agree to that. Or did I?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:52:02 2011 No.7587404 >>7587403 I don't remember going to a /jp/ meetup either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:52:32 2011 No.7587403 >>7587388 Remeber that paper you signed when we all went to that /jp/ meetup? Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:53:33 2011 No.7587409 >>7587404 Well you did get pretty drunk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 22:56:40 2011 No.7587416 >>7587409 I don't remember drinking anything. I don't even leave the house.

Anonymous Thu Jul 7 23:03:40 2011 No.7587433

>>7587388
Well let's see. According to Article 2, Paragraph 2 "[...] A person considered of sexual orientation by fulfillment of §2.1 shall wear a dress for a minimum of [bla bla bla]. Furthermore any and all residents of /jp/ are obliged to receive and give sexual favors to and from another /jp/ resident upon inquiry given reasonable opportunity, irregardless of their status in the Little Girl Transformation Program (see §4 and §6.2.3). [...]"
Sexual favors are more closely defined in Article 6, but it seems like you're out of luck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 23:07:40 2011 No.7587445 File: 20 KB, 253x285, sanae notes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7587433 >>7587343

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 23:08:35 2011 No.7587451 >>7587433 You have got to be kidding me. I've never even done this sort of thing. Whatever, at least I'm absolutely sure they can't find me. I should be safe, even if I have to wear dresses and anally masturbate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 23:14:35 2011 No.7587470 >>7587451 Note that it only refers to "/jp/ residents". So, if you object to it you should just quit /jp/ entirely. However, I believe there is a 4 months buffer period that has to pass before you lose the "resident" status.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 23:18:35 2011 No.7587488 /jp/ - bureaucracy / general

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 23:19:07 2011 No.7587497 >>7587470 Oh. I see. I don't really want to leave, but I don't want to have sex and lose wizard power privileges.

>>	「ロリあき」 Thu Jul 7 23:24:08 2011 No.7587526 >>7587433 >irregardless Our lawyers fucking suck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 23:26:36 2011 No.7587531 I am black and I wonder what Reimu would think of me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 23:28:05 2011 No.7587536 >>7587531 She would think you're a youkai and Exterminate you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 23:29:05 2011 No.7587539 >>7587536 I don't think she'd attack me for no reason. Youkai visit her shrine all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 23:32:05 2011 No.7587547 File: 138 KB, 512x384, 1310095958832.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7587539 Ones she's already beaten.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 23:33:05 2011 No.7587552 >I hate having to act nice to him, but he's the only human visitor I get anymore. Secretly forever alone.

>>	「ロリあき」 Thu Jul 7 23:34:07 2011 No.7587558 >>7587547 Sounds like all you have to do is take an ass-whooping, then. No big deal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 23:35:09 2011 No.7587562 >>7587177 Fuck you raymoo i'ma go buttfuck the frog maiden and still have change left for ice cream

>>	mugenjohncel !!lsNOT2DQXWT Thu Jul 7 23:35:37 2011 No.7587560 >>7587177 OK Reimu... that's... not nice you know... no wonder nobody donates to your cult... you got attitude problems... Excuse me while I make my way to the "OTHER" shrine... at least the Miko there is pure...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 23:36:07 2011 No.7587563 >>7587552 Marisa's human and visits her all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 23:37:34 2011 No.7587569 >>7587562 >>7587560 Enjoy your loose slut.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 23:37:34 2011 No.7587570 >>7587560 >at least the Miko there is pure lolno

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 23:37:34 2011 No.7587568 >>7587560 You're welcome to walk your ass up what is literally called Youkai Mountain just for a bored handjob.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 23:41:38 2011 No.7587586 >>7587560 TAKE YOUR FUCKING ELLIPSIS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR FUCKING ASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 23:43:36 2011 No.7587599 >>7587245 You know, it just hit me, that Sanae's snake around her hair reminds me of an Aesculapius rod.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 23:46:08 2011 No.7587623 File: 14 KB, 250x250, 1310096816337.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd visit but I don't think I'd skulk around the shrine. I'd be far too bust uncovering the mysteries of the dark corners of gensokyo.

Anonymous Thu Jul 7 23:50:39 2011 No.7587635
File: 420 KB, 1200x900, 1310097021336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Oh god, it's that weirdo from outside again.
>I hate having to act nice to him, but he's the only human visitor I get anymore. I can tell he's in love with me too. It's so gross.
>Ugh, he's trying to talk to me again. He can barely speak Japanese, what the hell? I want to see the outside, how come he wasn't happy there?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 23:53:08 2011 No.7587649 >>7587569 I'm cool with sluts Plus Sanae probably has a few killer tats, which are myfetish.jpg

Anonymous Thu Jul 7 23:59:42 2011 No.7587672

I'd visit the shrine with a large keg of beer. Drop one bag of rice in the donation box and just sit on the porch. Don't say shit, just watch the Danmaku and drink. Do this all day err day. Eventually one Touhou who visits the shrine will get curious and try to interact. Don't say shit, give her a beer and just watch Danmaku.

There's no point in talking (don't know nihongo, not even old time nihonogo they probably speak), plus I'm probably going to be the only negro in gensokyo so they're going to be interested.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 00:01:13 2011 No.7587680 >>7587672 Basically you're going to be a freeloader.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 00:02:51 2011 No.7587683 >Implying Reimu isn't in love with me,my dark manhood and my sexual prowess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 00:02:51 2011 No.7587682 >>7587672 Black oni oni-chan!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 00:06:21 2011 No.7587701 >>7587680 I bring beer, I bring rice, they provide danmaku, we all win.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 00:07:48 2011 No.7587705 >>7587672 If you bring beer then at least you can be friends with Suika.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 00:10:44 2011 No.7587726 >>7587680 freeloaders don't BYOB

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 00:11:44 2011 No.7587733 >>7587672 And where do you get all that beer and rice?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 00:16:23 2011 No.7587772 >>7587672 spoken like a true porch monkey

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 00:18:47 2011 No.7587785 File: 344 KB, 800x800, 1310098696678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Literally the only reason to visit the Hakurei Shrine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 00:19:16 2011 No.7587791 >>7587785 To you maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 00:22:37 2011 No.7587811 File: 557 KB, 1440x900, 1310098960965.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7587680 That would be fun. a bunch of lazy, weird freeloaders that can't speak Japanese just standing around drinking beer every day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 00:27:54 2011 No.7587830 >>7587811 But those lazy foreigners are giving away beer for free Can you really say that they still won't be accepted?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 00:33:54 2011 No.7587859 >>7587733 I'm working under the assumption I get to go to and fro freely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 00:39:53 2011 No.7587877 >>7587672 That would be great. Make sure to wear sunglasses for extra inscrutability.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 00:43:52 2011 No.7587897 >>7587877 Don't forget to lean back in a wall with your hands in your pockets

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 00:46:25 2011 No.7587904 >>7587785 Oh god, I want to diaper her so bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 01:39:31 2011 No.7588122 File: 456 KB, 1587x1000, 1310103598675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you forgotten /jp/? She never fought Kasen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 02:11:02 2011 No.7588268 File: 118 KB, 640x338, 1310105512468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7587273 >Lots of Touhous hang around the shrine. Some might be interested in you enough to talk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 02:17:35 2011 No.7588290 >>7587284 She acts nicely towards those friends that don't bother her (or aren't bothering her at the moment) for nuisanaces like Kasen and Marisa, can't say the same for the latter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 03:26:13 2011 No.7588594 File: 683 KB, 900x693, 1310110007503.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why not got to Eientei instead? The trek through the bamboo forest is safe during the day. Get lost and Tewi will help you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 03:32:12 2011 No.7588610 File: 13 KB, 248x250, 1310110326929.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7588594 Suuuure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 03:44:45 2011 No.7588646 File: 155 KB, 600x600, 27bdc36600b6e71d965490bda46c7472.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 04:31:22 2011 No.7588771 File: 6 KB, 160x160, 1310113870658.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7588594 Because you seem to have a psychotic doctor in your employ. Sorry Kaguya, but Scarlet Devil Mansion is where it's at tonight...

>>	Necrobrotent Fri Jul 8 04:32:23 2011 No.7588774 File: 119 KB, 700x943, 1310113971087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7588610 >>7588594 Already there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 04:34:23 2011 No.7588776 File: 50 KB, 402x514, 1310114054303.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7588594 But Keine told me to stay away from the bamboo forest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 04:42:54 2011 No.7588789 Babby's first Touhou. Glorious secondary master race here. I get to pick whichever waifu I want.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 04:46:25 2011 No.7588795 >>7588789 >I get to pick whichever waifu I want. >>>/v/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 04:50:55 2011 No.7588802 >>7588789 You're not even secondary enough to know that Cirno's Babby's first Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 04:55:26 2011 No.7588817 The more she hates me, the sweeter it will be when I rape Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 05:03:59 2011 No.7588832 File: 149 KB, 700x250, 1282132555634.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7587177 Fuck off, you're outdated!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 10:28:48 2011 No.7589732 File: 57 KB, 436x284, 1310135322685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7588122 >She never fought Kasen. She did, in her heart, and love won.

>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Fri Jul 8 10:30:48 2011 No.7589737 >>7588832 As if Deathsmiles is the only other shmup with girls since Touhou was started. I really hate Nerf Now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 10:36:23 2011 No.7589763 >>7588832 >DS more popular than touhou >>>/v/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 21:27:17 2011 No.7592618 That's not the Reimu I know. She wouldn't let such rude things cross her mind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 21:37:49 2011 No.7592648 >>7589763 It is. You mad Touhou fag?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 21:48:51 2011 No.7592703 File: 128 KB, 800x600, 1310176122041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Castle Shikigami will never be as popular as Touhou because it actually has guys in the cast.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 21:52:22 2011 No.7592722 >>7592648 That's not true and we all know it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 21:57:26 2011 No.7592748 >>7592722 stay mad 2hu nigger

Reply to thread

Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action

Advanced search
Text to find
Subject [?]Search by post subject. Leave empty for any.
Username [?]Search for user name. Leave empty for any user name.
Tripcode [?]Search for tripcode. Leave empty for any.
Email [?]Search by email. Leave empty for any.
Filename [?]Search by image filename. Leave empty for any.
From Date [?]Enter what date to start searching from. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
To Date [?]Enter what date to start searching until. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
Image hash
Search in	All Posts OPs Only
Deleted posts	Show all posts Show only deleted posts Only show non-deleted posts
Internal posts	Show all posts Show only internal posts Show only archived posts
Order	New posts first Old posts first
Capcode	All Posts Only by Users Only by Mods Only by Admins Only by Developers
Results	Posts Threads
Action	[ Simple ]

/jp/ - Otaku Culture