/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>/JP/
>BOOO HOOO
>YOU DIDNT TROLL ME YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>I AM TROLLING YOU
>I SAID I AM TROLLING YOU
>STOP IT YOU
>YOU...
>AUTIST!
>PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

Post it again, /b/ro! XD

[Anonymous No.]

Need to make a thread to show how not trolled you are?
That's some new level of mad.

[Anonymous No.]

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9 KB Anonymous 07/06/11

So this is what /v/ calls "summer", huh.
Stealth sage to not hurt your feelings.

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>>7578883
Oh look. /v/'s getting at it again.
What, the last time wasn't enough for your buttfrustrated ass?

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[Anonymous No.]

> he needs to have the last say

You are visibly trolled.

[Anonymous No.]

The thread is gone and we all had our fun. If you try to keep it going, we'll all get bored and might actually stop posting, and you wouldn't want to be lonely, Anonymous-san.

[OP No.]

>cry tears of poopy and blood from anus

[Anonymous No.]

>MISFIRE
I'm sure you did it on purpose right

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>>7578890
You told em! Nya~ ^_^

[Anonymous No.]

>>7578896
You mad?

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>>7578903
> he needs to have the last say

You are visibly trolled.

[Anonymous No.]

OP is literaly made lol

[Anonymous No.]

reported

[Anonymous No.]

Why isn't there an /AM/- America board, but there is a board for slanty eyed devils?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7578904
I don't think you understand how mad I'm.

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>>7578911
> he needs to have the last say

You are visibly trolled.

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>>7578911
> he needs to have the last say

You are visibly trolled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7578920
>>7578922
Samefag

[Anonymous No.]

>OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>7578903
>>7578911
>>7578920
>>7578922
> he needs to have the last say

You are visibly trolled.

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>>7578918
Ends up like stormfront.

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>>7578927
Mad enough to draw that picture I see.

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>>7578922
>he needs to have the last say
Nice dubs.

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>>7578934
well if your so smart why donnt you solve this smatr guy??

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>>7578934
Draw once, buttdevastate /jp/ many. Good value.

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>>7578927

>strawman

You sure told them, bro.

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>>7578934
>He thinks I drew it

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>>7578934
>He thinks that picture hasn't been around for months

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>>7578927

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>>7578949
is /jp/ haunting /v/'s thoughs/dreams?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyway what are /jp/sies doing at this hours?

I'm trying the STALKER CoP benchmark.

[Anonymous No.]

Good god you autists, give it a rest

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>>7578949

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>>7578956

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>>7578952
I have the book with all of the WWII Dr. Seuss propaganda images, oddly enough.

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>>7578941
x-7 = 19+x
x-x-7=19+x-x
x-x=19+7
x(1-1)=26
x(0)=26
x=26/0
x = ∞

Believe it or not, the hardest part was typing the infinity symbol.

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>>7578983
Dividing by zero does not equal infinity
But I doubt that was the purpose of your post was to be correct

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>>7578983
>dividing by 0
what the fuck?

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>>7578972

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>>7579003
what do those squiggles mean?

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>>7578983
Oh yeah
Try this. nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7579007
Without love it can't be deciphered.

Better give up now you loveless virgin nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

when you start typing like those sion image macros you're only trolling yourself. "the entire world thinks i'm a retard, but i was only troll ;_; i'm not a retard!"

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>>7578993
>>7578991
Would you please not gloss over the -7 = 19 ?

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>>7578993
>Dividing by zero does not equal infinity
Actually it does. Lrn2singularity.

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>>7579016

>loveless virgin nerd

OH YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE BRO.

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>>7579003
うみねこのなく頃に = 1
Unfortunately you can not give it the rating it deserves, which is zero

[Anonymous No.]

once again my post number shall have identical digits in the hundreds and thousands digits

[Anonymous No.]

Meido is the worst fucking mod/janitor ever. he hasn't done shit in months and should be fired for letting shit like this run about.

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>>7579020
Goat

[Anonymous No.]

why is /jp/ so terrible? i'm leaving until this board becomes good again, which will never happen. so basically see you guys never

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>>7579031
Become a tripfag, it's the last salvation for those that can't enjoy /jp/ anymore.

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>>7579030

oh ya.

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>>7579022
>i'm the one who's trolling
>;_;

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>>7579028
Anonymous-san is the only one who cleans this place.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are fucking hostile as hell.

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>>7579036

A-San doesn't do jack shit. He basically frolics around provoking things to make the situation worse. Remember that Pocky thread last Summer?

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>>7579036
I thought he quit.

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>>7579042
Shut up, nerd. Maybe if I was a closet internet virgin without millions of dollars hot babes and an english accent that goes down like smooth whipped vegan cream on a long summer night in the bahamas with a poolboy with a nice tan who looks like Chris Martin and wears a sharp dark blazer to match his gorgeously pale and sexy body with its manly stubble that makes 16 year old girls and boys queef in their shoes I would give half a shit why you fucking shit you shit and then I'll get a phone cord and fuck your mother 'til she falls over and then I slap her and nurse her back to health with my world famous banana smoothies (Light on the banana high on the smoothy) Only so she could see me pummel her son in his 6 inch rimmed glasses quadruple Taco-Bell chin and a potbelly stomach that could only be earned through hours of watching spiderman in underoos and playing Super Mario Bros. for the extra lives exploit on the blocks that was cool in the 80's but today it is pretty lame what with the technological graphics cards and the high concept blenders made by the neu-Tolstoys and Venetian blind electronica artists they fry my brains I think that's a squirrel or is the word I'm thinking of quarrel oh i lost my train of thought

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>>7579049
Someone must be mad to be making a wall of text.
Yep, you guys are hostile as hell.

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>>7579042
What are you talking about?
Is just a bunch of bored /jp/sies posting in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7579050

Never left. Again, doing shit just for the purpose of stirring things up for no good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7579055
Should've seen the thread /v/ made.
Most of /jp/ was acting like a bunch of autistic kids.

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>>7579031
No, don't leave! I like you anonymous. I never told you but I am in love with you! I'll change! I'll be whatever you want!

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>>7579059
>thread /v/ made
Since when does /jp/ raid other board?
Also isnt it embarassing being raided by such a small board?

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>>7579086
/v/'s raiding /jp/

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>>7579059

>implying /jp/ isn't a bunch of autistic manchildren

this is the fifth scummiest board after /vp/, /b/, /soc/ and /adv/

yes even /x/ is better than you degenerate gargoyles

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>>7579049
I will add my epic, I suppose. It was a long time ago, in high school yet. I was at home - whether the vacation was, or output, and the mother for some reason was not, accordingly, I was in the apartment alone. Of course, in those years I never missed any opportunity pofapat, left alone, so had time to indulge in this exciting venture a few times a morning. Given that the mother had to return in the evening, I decided not to dress, and walked around the apartment naked, the more so because FAP was more convenient.
So, during the next session FAP I suddenly realized that eaten on the eve of stale stuff from the fridge was stale rubbish and that it is now actively asking out. I tried to finish quickly and ran to the toilet. It should also mention that while I had a nasty habit constantly chew gum. So, I ran into this poor toilet, and walking past the bathroom, I notice that our cat again shit directly into the bath (he was still ill-mannered and not getting where sral). I decided that a few extra seconds will not kill me, since I still go to the toilet, it would be necessary and cat shit out of the bath to remove the toilet and throw. And exactly at that very moment, when I lean over the bathroom and pick up a handful of cat shit, I simultaneously realize that I bent down for nothing, because the intestine responded to this motion lightning rolled up my stool directly to the exhaust port, and even and just above the ear, a piercing trill of the doorbell. Yes, it was announced, you guessed it, I vzbzdnul.

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>>7579059
>autistic kids

Are you new to 4chan?

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>>7579099
Vzbzdnul with just a deafening screech and threw it out of the anus monstrous jet, like the flamethrower, which crashed against the wall of the corridor opposite the exit from the bathroom. Moreover, the jet, unabated, splashed all over the floor and all of my ass and lower. Parallel to this, I abruptly stood up, slipped on the slippery floor ebuchem, splashing a powerful stream of feces and poluvypal poluvyskolznul-out of the bathroom in the hallway directly opposite the door. And you know what? The front door was open. Apparently, his mother, leaving, had forgotten to lock it, and fucking ignorant pochtalonka (I'm guessing that this girl was a member of mail, according to the parts of uniforms, which I managed to see) decided not to wait until I deign to open her door, and immediately pulled it on themselves.
I guess you already figured out what fabulous picture she had to behold: by shit-smeared hallway in the middle of which stands stark naked hairy asshole, half-smeared by shit with polustoyaschim nadrochennym by a dick from which are still hanging clumps of sperm, frantically balancing in a puddle of shit, holding a handful of shit in hand and at the same time enthusiastically chewing (not to forget about the crappy gum). Yeah, I realized how I looked, and began to neigh hysterically, which again lost control of the sphincter and once again began to have diarrhea with a monstrous roar and stink of cutting the eye. The girl squeaked and rattled poured on the stairs. And in the corridor had to change the wallpaper and linoleum.

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>>7579095
Eeeh, haven't they give up already?
Right now is just /jp/ talking between them.

>>7579050
Nah, he still here. Sometimes when /jp/ is really bad I log into #4chan and ask for a mod. usually he's the one that comes but he just doesn't care.

[Anonymous No.]

I can already see how this is going to end.

With hundreds of Nuuuuuuuuuukes threads on /jp/.
Call me when the raid is over.