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I am American from Houston Texas.
If you have question I try to answer. I like to practice English.
This is same as /a/, which is strange.

Picture is not me.

>> No.7578423

How many cows do you wrangle per month?

>> No.7578419

Do you like Touhou?
Which touhou is your waifu?

>> No.7578427

Reported for blog shit.

>> No.7578439

how fat are you? Houston is full of fat people, so you have to be fat, on a scale of 1 to fat how fat are you

-Yours Sincerely, Austin

>> No.7578440

>>7578423
do you remember how many breads you've eaten in your life?

>> No.7578450

House your sex life?

>> No.7578460

>>7578416

I've heard Texas is full of steers and queers, is this true?

>> No.7578467

Ghost is a pretty cool guy? - y/n?

>> No.7578479

>>7578439
Hey, how you doing over there? Oh, never mind, you suck.

- Yours sincerely, Dallas

>> No.7578480

Where in Houston are you that I can go beat the tar out of you? I thought we had this all worked out--Texas is the Jew among all the states in the Union. Basically, whenever you're online and you mention Texas or that you're from here, everyone and his dog is gonna leap at the opportunity to rip you apart. Don't fucking do it. And fuck you for posting that Food Channel piece of shit and reminding me he exists.

>> No.7578484

What are some good Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives in Houston?

>> No.7578493

>>7578479
>Hi, we can't decide if we want to be San Francisco, Aspen, or the New York of the South, but if being an asshole is the first step, we're on the case! Oh by the way, we'll take all the bands and comedians on tour, so fuck you too.

>> No.7578496

>>7578484
There's like nothing to do in Houston.
You're better off looking in Dallas or Austin.

>> No.7578499

>>7578416
How popular is the idea of separating from the USA? Like just a vague idea that people are interested in or some serious political party are involved?

>> No.7578505
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>>7578493
Actually... the bands I like never come here... Feels bad man... sorry for saying you guys suck :/

>> No.7578503

Waaaait a minute...

>>7578379

I see what you did there.

>> No.7578504

好きな色は何ですか

>> No.7578518

>>7578499
Honestly, that's just Governor Rick Perry. He's fucking insane, and no one with a brain in their head likes anything he says or does. He only gets elected due to the amazing number of people who just vote straight-up Republican no matter what every election.
Though Texas can do crazy things like break into 5 or 6 separate states if it so wished (due to the 1845 conditions on our acceptance into the Union), it's not gonna happen.
"Keep Austin Kinky" got more support.

>> No.7578525

>>7578504
赤、白、青。

>> No.7578536

>>7578423
No, no, Houston. So a better question would be, how many bikes do you steal every day?

>> No.7578572

>>7578525
桃色はどう？

>> No.7578593

>>7578572
私は果物が好きではない。

>> No.7578611

>>7578593
lol

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>>7578416
Hey cowboy.

>> No.7578954

>>7578593
蔬菜はどう？

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