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Anonymous Tue Jul 5 19:38:00 2011 No.7577018 [Reply] [Original]

Regardless of who your waifu may be, which touhou do you feel would make the best spouse and mother?

Think about it, most touhous are insane, man-eating youkai, teen-age bitches with an attitude like Reimu, or something in between like Kaguya.

To be honest one of the few touhous that fit the bill for me would be Kanako. (Yeah, yeah, I know a lot of you are biased against the goddesses. But, still, for being what she is, she seems both mentally balanced, frank and loving.)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 19:40:29 2011 No.7577022 Shes in the loony bin as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 19:40:58 2011 No.7577025 >>7577018 a.k.a which toohoo would you fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 19:41:58 2011 No.7577028 >>7577022 You're a nigger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 19:41:58 2011 No.7577029 None of them. They are spooky monsters and I don't think immortals are good mothers. Case in point, Greek Mythology.

>>	Necrobrotent Tue Jul 5 19:41:58 2011 No.7577026 why do you think of mother and spouse so closely?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 19:42:27 2011 No.7577032 >>7577025 All of them.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Tue Jul 5 19:42:59 2011 No.7577034 File: 538 KB, 600x709, 1309909371085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Knowing what kind of discussion posting Ran in this sort of thread is likely to cause... point remains, folklore has spoken.

Anonymous Tue Jul 5 19:43:01 2011 No.7577039
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Byakuren seems like a good person for those roles.
She's already taking good care of a lot of girls and random yokai currently.
Sure she may have allowed a few people to drown in her past, but who wouldn't when given the chance?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 19:43:29 2011 No.7577037 >>7577026 I believe he means spouse, and mother of your children, though this being /jp/ I won't make any assumptions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 19:44:01 2011 No.7577040 >>7577025 No, not necessarily. More like which touhou would you want a long lasting relationship with. If it's just a quick fuck, you might choose differently.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 19:44:01 2011 No.7577042 File: 151 KB, 1350x1500, 1285926069308.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ran, Kanako, Byakuren, Eirin also Ran's version of mothering mostly consists of forcing me to lick chocolate from her feet

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 19:46:26 2011 No.7577048 File: 90 KB, 1067x1200, 1309909563684.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7577042 Totally misinterpreted OP's meaning with this post but I'm hard now so idgaf

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 19:48:28 2011 No.7577052 File: 202 KB, 1200x900, 1309909686661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 19:49:02 2011 No.7577061 Suwako's probably the best of both. She's the sluttiest, having one husband per human generation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 19:50:02 2011 No.7577062 File: 1012 KB, 2250x1800, 16584540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bueno

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 19:51:02 2011 No.7577067 File: 379 KB, 1200x1200, 14881177_big_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 19:52:02 2011 No.7577069 File: 559 KB, 1120x1600, 13590340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Tue Jul 5 20:12:01 2011 No.7577121 File: 168 KB, 850x1557, 1309911175558.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I knew it... In all fairness, though, some versions of the myth make out yukionna to be excellent mothers as well. Although perhaps not Letty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 20:15:32 2011 No.7577129 wich touho would you feed a sock?

Anonymous Tue Jul 5 20:15:32 2011 No.7577130

>>7577121
>In all fairness, though, some versions of the myth make out yukionna to be excellent mothers as well. Although perhaps not Letty.

Just because her name is Whiterock, it doesn't actually mean she smokes crack. Gensokyo probably doesn't even have the climate to grow coca.

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Tue Jul 5 20:26:14 2011 No.7577176
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>>7577130

Was thinking more of how Letty doesn't seem to like children. Or maybe just not 60+ years old faeries that happen to look and act like 10 year old children.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 20:27:39 2011 No.7577177 >>7577061 But would you want all your daughters to be sluts like Sanae?

Anonymous Tue Jul 5 20:58:17 2011 No.7577280
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Marisa, actually.
She's human. She's a magical girl. She's hot. Seems like a bro. She may even be a gaijin. Give her a few years to mature and she's perfect as far as 2hus go.

Or am I mistaken?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 21:00:17 2011 No.7577292 >>7577280 She will steal your baby and leave you for another man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 21:06:17 2011 No.7577306 File: 218 KB, 620x918, be89ce732b2d33c40238ef8e32bc8deb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7577292 As long the babby has my genes it's almost ok. It's the other guy who'll really be getting a bad deal having to raise some stranger's brat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 21:12:22 2011 No.7577319 Kanako is already mai waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 21:15:22 2011 No.7577327 >>7577018 Since when were Kaguya or Reimu bitches? The latter only came close during UFO because she got drug around by the rest of the cast.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 21:17:22 2011 No.7577331 File: 219 KB, 800x1000, 84002fb4e3a0d20a3ab2c074458f2532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7577319 Kanako thread then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 21:21:22 2011 No.7577337 File: 62 KB, 493x600, 25fb27bc3a9894546038d77bc20a3de99a1e68a6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] booty phatrock

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 21:23:19 2011 No.7577341 File: 247 KB, 701x1000, 1309915385847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7577177 No. I want all my daughters to be sluts like Aya.

Anonymous Tue Jul 5 21:25:21 2011 No.7577348
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Okuu is the only one for me. She is so sweet and lovable that for better or for worse I'd want to make a family with her regardless. I can't ever imagine me loving another Touhou more than her. Some people may argue that she is a little crazy or evil or whatever but she seems way more level headed after Reimu resolved their fight in SA. I think her working all day long maintaining and protecting that reactor practically on her own is enough proof for me of her good qualities such as dedication and commitment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 21:25:50 2011 No.7577351 >>7577331 A Guntank is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 21:27:55 2011 No.7577354 >>7577337 yuki-onna, like kappa, will kill humans

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 21:29:55 2011 No.7577357 >>7577348 You would have the perfect nuclear family with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 21:30:55 2011 No.7577360 File: 62 KB, 490x700, b12ffbccc927916042bf24b88647094c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7577348

>>	「ロリあき」 Tue Jul 5 21:30:55 2011 No.7577363 >>7577357 >nuclear family I tittered.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 21:37:55 2011 No.7577383 File: 447 KB, 624x965, ertreter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7577348 okuu mama

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 21:38:55 2011 No.7577385 File: 2.03 MB, 1280x1920, 1070117.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7577280

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 21:44:55 2011 No.7577395 >>7577383 Okuu looks so angelic in that scene. She's like hells very own angel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 21:47:55 2011 No.7577403 >>7577383 The baby turns into a chunk of cancer cells after that hug.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 21:51:55 2011 No.7577412 >>7577403 does the hourai elixir protect against cancer and radiation poisoning?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 21:53:55 2011 No.7577422 >>7577412 It should, but I doubt that baby has the connections or access to such a thing. At least he'll stay forever young as cancer cells don't die.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 21:56:55 2011 No.7577431 File: 366 KB, 627x874, gfdsfdsfd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7577422 the baby is a deaged kuguya

>>	「ロリあき」 Tue Jul 5 21:58:58 2011 No.7577436 >>7577431 >deaged Had to read that like 3 times before I realized it was 'de-aged'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 21:59:58 2011 No.7577439 File: 425 KB, 850x657, 1300480980198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7577431 Woah...trippy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 22:00:58 2011 No.7577441 >>7577422 oh yeah hyphens, I was wondering why it looked weird.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 22:00:58 2011 No.7577443 File: 679 KB, 1200x1694, fuck yeah.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7577412 It may not protect it, but it'll regenerate the dead cells

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 22:03:58 2011 No.7577448 File: 70 KB, 625x484, dorf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7577443 >fuck yeah.jpg dat doujin

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 23:35:45 2011 No.7577712 >>7577443 I really hate to say it, but could you tell me the name of this please?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 23:41:16 2011 No.7577739 Keine seems like a stable woman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 23:43:53 2011 No.7577749 >>7577712 Hourai Ninshin by Pride-Zero

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 23:48:53 2011 No.7577777 File: 262 KB, 621x800, Mokou 38.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mokou might be cool.

>>	Necrobrotent Tue Jul 5 23:49:12 2011 No.7577788 >>7577777 till she gets depressed and murders you and the baby and every else within a ten block radius.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 00:39:26 2011 No.7577971 What about Sakuya, she's human and has dat everything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 00:44:22 2011 No.7577994 >>7577971 >dat everything. >Lack of boobs. >Child dies of starvation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 00:49:21 2011 No.7578011 >>7577971 >Sakuya >human

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 00:55:50 2011 No.7578041 File: 1.36 MB, 800x4800, 1309928118972.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7578011 She's a sick bitch, but still physically human.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 01:06:49 2011 No.7578106 Marisa because of her incredibly charisma. Charisma is the only important stat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 01:11:55 2011 No.7578136 File: 117 KB, 900x1259, 1309929097513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7578106 I dunno I think a monk or paladin would do a better job raising a kid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 02:31:01 2011 No.7578434 >>7578041 Multiple touhou scholars have confirmed her as lunarian.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 02:37:00 2011 No.7578464 >>7578434 Unless ZUN says so it isn't necessarily true.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 02:39:28 2011 No.7578471 >>7578434 Not really, but what's your point, exactly? Lunarians are humans, are you supporting >>7578041 or trying to argue with him?

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