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Does anyone on /jp/ actually have a sister who isn't a bitch or a whore?

Every time sisters are brought up here, that seems to be the general trend.

>> No.7572968

My step-sister is cool, the ones actually biologically related to me suck.

>> No.7572969

I get along with my sister alright. She's definitely not a whore, although she can be a bitch. Either way she's way too old for me.

>> No.7572983

Me and my little sister are the moon and the sun, we're two people who will never understand each other.
She's a "popular" girl, too.

I'm also a girl, I feel like a bad nee-san.

>> No.7572984

>>7572976

>> No.7572976

>Does anyone on /jp/ actually have a sister who isn't a bitch or a whore?
Yes. She died before she could ever become either of those.

>> No.7572979

My sister is ok but shes 10 years older than me, so I'm not very close to her. I think I know her kids better than I know her.

>> No.7572985

Does anyone remember Misaki-chan is mai waifu? His older sister sounded pretty cool.

>> No.7572986

My sister is a good girl. She has the flaw of being kind of gross instead.

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>>7572983
Fuck off.

>> No.7573006

My little sister stopped letting me sleep in her bed when she turned 15. She'll still sleep in the same bed as me if there aren't enough beds, though. She'll play fighting games and watch some anime with me. Somehow each guy who has had a crush on her ends up bro routing with me instead. It's kind of weird.

>> No.7573007

>>7573001

Absolutely unrelated.
I mentioned it because sister-sister relationships are unlike sister-brother relationships, that's all.

>> No.7573008

>>7572983
Why do girls always have to point out they're girls here? Attention seeking? From 4chan users? That's pathetic man.

>> No.7573013

>>7573007
>I'm a female so my relationships are deeper and more special

>> No.7573016
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>>7573007
Obviously you've never had a brother. Now stop being a cunt and fuck off back to >>>/b/

>> No.7573018

>>7573007
Your high sense of moral rectitude is showing.

>> No.7573019

A whore? No, definitely not.
A bitch? I guess. By /jp/'s definition at least.
But hell, I can't blame her. We grew in the same house - I know the best what she had to go through. She's 8 years older than me, and she was the only child when it was even worse than what I experienced. Thanks to that, she's got more psychological problems than me - and I'm in no way a poster child of mental health either.

>> No.7573020

>>7573008

I mentioned it in regards to the thread, I have more tact than that in any other thread.
But I digress.

>>7573013

No, not really. Just different.
What makes a good apple doesn't make a good orange.

>> No.7573022

>>7573013
Oh geez thats not what i meant, stop it you meanie

sage!

>> No.7573026

>>7573007
>I mentioned it because sister-sister relationships are unlike sister-brother relationships, that's all.

How so? Are they generally closer?

>> No.7573027

My older sister is pretty cool. Not a bitch or a whore by any means.

>> No.7573029

>>7573008
>>7573013
Exactly. This is the kind of shit that makes me hate women in the first place. Femanons especially. Women in real life are surprisingly more bearable.

>>7573020
Stop trying to justify your bullshit. Just get out. Please?

>> No.7573028

my sister is pretty cool

but she will also kill you if she is angry

which is okay I guess

>> No.7573031
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>>7573020
>What makes a good apple doesn't make a good orange.
Being fresh and ripe makes a good apple and a good orange.

Thread successfully derailed by fem-troll-diot.

>> No.7573032

My sister is very nice to me, even though I'm such a failure.

>> No.7573033

My sister was a bitch to me when we were kids but it's understandable because I was an asshole to her. Now we're cool.

>> No.7573037

>>7573026
Don't encourage the bitch. Of course, there's a good chance that you're the bitch in the first place.

>> No.7573038

>>7573031

Some people prefer their oranges overripe, so their juices are stronger tasting.
But apples get soft and mealy then.

And nobody's enjoyed a "crisp, crunchy orange".

>> No.7573039

>>7573020
>What makes a good apple doesn't make a good orange.
well obviously an apple tree wont make oranges, you retard

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>>7573026
>athens

>> No.7573042

>>7573039

"Apples and oranges" is a shorthand reference to "the qualities by which apples are judged are not the qualities by which oranges are judged".

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>>7573042
You're about to get a reference to my fist shortly if you don't shut the fuck up.

>> No.7573061

>>7573031
>Thread successfully derailed by fem-troll-diot.
I think all the people from /a/ jumping down her throat with macros and reaction images are partially to blame as well.

>> No.7573065

I don't have a problem with a girl mentioning her sex in a thread like this. She's right, sister - sister relationships have a way different dynamic to brother - sister relationships and studies have shown that lesbianism is more likely to occur in the former than heterosexual incest in the latter.

>> No.7573064

>>7573061
A white knight on /jp/? Not likely. Stop samefagging, Ms. Femanon.

>> No.7573066

>>7573042
Don't pull that snooty, holier than thou shit here woman. Stop talking with your vagina and start speaking with your mind.

Which basically means: STOP POSTING.

>> No.7573069

>>7573065
see
>>7573064
>Stop samefagging, Ms. Femanon.

>> No.7573070

Well, what did you expect? Our sisters, like most of us, are 3D people.

>> No.7573076

>>7573064
>partially to blame
>as well
Learn to read. Both sides are at fault, dumbass. You bitch about attention whores while giving them attention.

>> No.7573077

>>7573069

My last post so far was >>7573042.
Like I said, I've digressed. I know better than to even try justifying anything further.
I said why I've mentioned my gender in the thread and how it pertains to the thread, beyond that, I don't give a damn how you feel.

>> No.7573080

>>7572983
Nobody gives a shit.

>> No.7573100
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>>7573077
We don't give a flying fuck about your gender either, but you still saw the need to bring that up unprovoked. And no, it doesn't pertain to the thread. You're just being an attention whoring cunt.

>> No.7573107

Could you all stop shitposting please?

Females (the normals and the 'the cake is a lie, I have a trollface on my t-shirt kind) on 4chan know the easiest way to "troll" is to tell you they are female - because of the misogyny and angry shitposting about all females in general.

Who really cares though? Just ignore it, stop taking the bait, what are you 10? Get over it, and stop shitposting.

>> No.7573108

>>7573077
Why do women always have to say their gender when they're trying to make a point online? Is that the only way for you cunts to make your selves look sophisticated and intelligent?

>> No.7573116

>>7573100

It pertains to the thread.

Beyond that, I don't give a damn what you think.

Explain how it does not pertain to the thread if you wish to continue any further.

>> No.7573126

>>7573100
>>7573108
Why do faggots feel the need to shitpost and use /v/-tier reaction images against someone who said something you could ignore as easily as you could continue reading.

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>>7573107
>misogyny

Confirmed for butthurt femanon.

>> No.7573123

>>7573107
try taking your own advice

>> No.7573134

>>7573116
We already did you stupid cunt. The relationship differences between two sisters and between a brother and a sister are not significant. They certainly don't warrant your "look at me im a gurl ^_^" shit.

>> No.7573143

>>7573123
>>7573122
I'm male. You've just proved my point. Your white hot furious analdevastation is showing. You are literally shitposting due to your anger. Grow up. Seriously. Just stop posting. I don't give a fuck if there are females here or not. If they attention-seek, it's easily ignored. You just seem like childish faggots.

>> No.7573151

>>7573143
Not fooling anyone, sis. Also you seem to be much angrier than anyone else here.

>> No.7573148

>>7573134

They are different interpersonal dynamics. It was enough to warrant the mention in my eyes. Particularly in mention with my personal distance to my sister.

Anything and everything beyond that is insignificant to me. You can keep persisting with "attention whoring" and "eye'm a gurl" nonsense, but I do not care.

>> No.7573156

>>7573148
Because he's been indoctrinated into the school of misogyny he got from /b/ and then from /v/. Anything you say, regardless of it's intellectual merits will be ignored, and you will be deemed an attention seeker. You should just ignore those childish manchildren. I don't mind if you are female or not. You can even mention it, I don't care. You aren't attention seeking, though, so I will just advise you not to continue your debate with them.

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>>7573148
>you're insignificant
>i'm so above your arguments
>i don't care what you say

That must be why you keep making angry responses to everyone. Because you're oh-so-superior and don't care what they have to say.

>> No.7573158

>>7573151
Oh right, this must be one of those occasions where you're on the edge of your seat waiting for me to get mad right? Then you can pick from your 500+ trollface reaction images you got from tutorial island to post.

>> No.7573169

>>7573158
>waiting for me to get mad
you've been mad for a while now

>> No.7573164

>>7573156
Of course you don't care that she's attention whoring, because you're also a femanon retard. Or maybe the same femanon retard.

But keep spewing ad hominems and the word misogyny to avoid any kind of logical discussion, it sure does make you look smart.

>> No.7573168

>>7573157

I'm not even responding to most people, honestly.

I'm not above your arguments, it's more like they don't pertain to the thread.

Hm. Not caring about things that don't pertain to the thread..

>> No.7573171

>>7573157
Oh look, another reaction image. It's quite funny seeing you get mad at her. The only people with angry shitposting are you and your manchild friend calling another anonymous out for mentioning her relationship with her imouto. >>>/v/

>> No.7573173

OP, why don't you delete this eyesore of a thread and try again later? It's pretty obvious that these 2 femanons are just going to keep fagging it up.

>> No.7573177

>>7573173
I LOST THE GAME ON THIS ONE /B/ROTHAS

LOL U KEEP CALLING ME A GIRL WHEN IM NOT AND THERES ONLY 1 FEMALE ANONYMOUS HERE

>> No.7573181

>>7573168
You've responded to literally every single post directed towards you, save for that one with the fist comment. And now you continue to respond to me because you have to get the last word in.

>>7573171
Holy shit are you serious? A reaction image on 4chan?!

There was also text with it, but I'm sure you didn't notice. And really, this "I'm not mad, you're the mad one" shit isn't helping your case.

>> No.7573186

>>7573181
LOLOL /B/ROTHA U MAD

>> No.7573193

archive this shit

>> No.7573198

>>7573186
>>7573177
Holy shit you're angry.

>> No.7573201

Remember guys, it's only sexism if the 'victim' is female. It doesn't matter if I bitch about attention whoring men too, I'm still a sexist for not treating this one differently because she's a female.

>> No.7573210

>>7573201
That's why we have tripcunts.

>> No.7573233

So much misogyny and shitposters here.

My sister is a guy. She rock climbs, she camps outside, she loves shotguns, she wears her hair short-medium, and so on.

I'm a lot more feminine than she is.

>> No.7573240

>>7573181

>You've responded to literally every single post directed towards you, save for that one with the fist comment.

I've been trying to find a way to respond to this and pertain to the thread, but I've found it to be impossible.
If you can kindly forget this one post with the canonicity of my other posts, or simply dismiss this post altogether, that would be helpful for my argument.

Anyway, I've ignored many posts directed towards me unless they've mentioned that the information I've dispensed is unrelated to the thread, and I've responded that I felt it was.

I've not defended myself against "attention whoring" or anything else. The person 'defending' me is unrelated to this thread, and so I don't acknowledge them, either.

>> No.7573243

>>7573233
see
>>7573201

>> No.7573244
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>>7573233
Allow me to represent the /v/ users in this thread.


HURR DURR GET OUT STUPID FAGGOT STOP ADVERTISING UR SISTER WHAT U THINK UR SPECIAL CUS SHES A GIRL???? WHY DO U FEEL THE NEED TO TALK ABOUT GIRLS? WE DONT CARE OKAY.

Also, does she look anything like Satoko?

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>>7573244
You seem a bit frustrated, sis.

>> No.7573254

>>7573240
I'm not defending you, I'm laughing at the misogyny from shitposting autistic manchildren who shit up every thread where a female is involved.

>> No.7573258

>>7573244
You are fucking retarded.

>> No.7573259

>>7573233
>My sister is a guy.
that's called a brother

>> No.7573272

>>7573251
>>7573258
>>>/v/

>>7573259
Jejeje

>> No.7573268

Wow. This thread is awful.

>> No.7573274

>>7573254
>i just learned this word from Womens' Studies 101 xD it proves that all men r dumb sexists >.>
plus i like to say im laughing when im actually screaming at my computer screen every time someone insults me -.-

>>7573240
Granted. Now can you please leave, or at least get a trip so I can filter you?

>> No.7573279

>>7573272
>>>/b/

>> No.7573281

>>7573274
>/v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/

>> No.7573295

>>7573274

Don't worry.

It's not like I bring it up when...

Well, you know. When it doesn't something to the something.

I have more tact than that.

>> No.7573299
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7573299

This thread is awesome

students alifie

>> No.7573300

So why is everyone saying /v/? Does /v/ hate women now or something? I thought they ate up everything attention whores gave them. Unless that's the joke...

>> No.7573304
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7573304

My sister is a bitch -and- a whore.

>> No.7573310

>>7573295
You keep using that word. Did you just learn it? Either way, why don't you just refrain from bringing up your gender ever? I never bring up mine.

>> No.7573313

>>7573281
Get the fuck out.

>> No.7573320

>>7573244
Nah. She's agressive like Satoko, but she isn't tsundere at all, nor does she have a brother complex.

She's actually kind of agressive. She punches me and stuff. She play-fights/wrestles with her friends. Owned a lot of swords in high school.

I think the best way to describe her would be like a socially acceptable, physically active nerd. She loves nerdy things like books and sci-fi and fantasy, but at the same time she is very social (she isn't very socially awkward), and she's all muscular and stuff.

>>7573259
My sister is like a guy* ? Does that please you, anon?

>>7573300
/v/ falls under "Either white knight" or "Angry misogynist angry at the world"

>>7573243
I don't get it.

>> No.7573322

This thread is proof that /jp/ is easy to harass, at least during summer.

>> No.7573324
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Bump.

>> No.7573326

I don't have a sister and never will. Woe is me.

>> No.7573331

>>7573300
/v/ has arguably less or equal intelligence as /b/. It's terrible. Sure, you can post there to discuss your video games, but ultimately when the afternoon draws close, and the murrkans come online it turns to filth, the collective I.Q. of the board drops around 50 points, and on-topic threads decrease. You're likely to find more threads about dildos, camwhores, reddit and obscure in-joke or plain shitty memes than you are to find a video game thread. The intelligence of one of their shitposters is on par with the shitposting manchild cretins you can see in this thread (where I have linked /v/ to their post). Sometimes, when you see a female anonymous post something, or even hint they are female, for whatever reason, attention-seeking or not, the thread explodes with furious jealousy, rage and misogyny for no other reason than they have been indoctrinated to hate women by other manchildren because they'll never get close to a girl, and if they ever did get close to a girl, they'd shitpost through their mouth, >imply things and use a George Costanza 'video games in the fridge' meme reaction face, and she'd run away.

>> No.7573334

>>7573310

I've used "tact" twice now. Technically, that was just reiterating.
Three times, if you MUST include that.

I used "pertains" a lot, but "pertain" is just one of my more favored words.

I bring it up if it seems relevant. Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't, sometimes people get their panties in a knot.

>> No.7573338
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>> No.7573341

hey guys, femanon here ^____^

i have a lil sis, she's really cute and i'll make sure she grows up into a great otaku that likes touhou and anime like everyone else here :D

now don't hit on me silly boys, i have a bf and i love him very much :3

>> No.7573342

>>7573320
Your sister sounds nice, but I have no siblings, so maybe it would be annoying.

>> No.7573347

>>7573334
I'd like to get your panties in a know, if you know what I mean

>> No.7573349

>>7573341
/v/ user.

You see, you have to catch these things early, or they will infest the board.

>> No.7573370

>>7573320
Nobody in here is being very misogynistic, by definition, at all. They're only being labeled as such for not showing the two femanons extra respect.

>>7573334
1. You might as well have just admitted to only bringing it up to be an attention whore. But I'll continue to hope that there are some respectable women here that don't crave attention 24/7 as if it's required for them to keep drawing breath. If any such women are reading this, I respect your intelligence.
2. You type like a fourteen-year old that's trying way too hard to sound 'sophisticated' or 'high class'. Just so you know, it actually makes you seem less intelligent, not moreso.

>> No.7573373

>>7573349
As is evidenced by the fact that you're here. Don't you have a Touhou thread to shit up?

>> No.7573374

>>7573349
i don't go to /v/! T.T

i only visit /jp/ because i luuuuv touhou. :< have you seen the bad apple music video? its soooooo cuuuuute :333

>> No.7573377

>>7573342
She's nice to have as a sister

She's 3 and a half years older than me, so when she was in high school, I was in middle school, and so on. We got along when we were really young, then when I was in middle school we started fighting a lot. Eventually she went to college and we started getting along really well (especially since she wasn't home to bug me for half of the year).

Right now I'm in Uni and she's working, so every time we talk on AIM, we're really friendly with each other.

When I went to visit her apartment, she was a little bit too social for my tastes though. Pretty much every night she hung out with a small group of friends / her roommates.

Not my type of thing, you know? But regardless I love her. We don't have any of that stupid drama crap, and she's someone I can turn to if I have an issue. She also asks me which video games she should play, so I've recommended some pretty odd stuff to her.

>>7573370
Hey Anon, what do I type like? I haven't had my typing analyzed for a long time. Do me next~

>> No.7573386

>>7573377
Honestly, you type just fine. Like the average 4channer (not in a bad way).

>> No.7573390

>>7573377
those 3 posts are /v/ user shitposters and aren't worth replying to:
>>7573374
>>7573373
>>7573370

I'm out, bye anon <3

>> No.7573392

>>7573370

1. No, I really only mention it if it seems like it would help the input I have to the thread.
This thread is about sisters and our relationship with them, so I mentioned one way my relationship is different to the "default".

2. I type rather rigidly, don't I? It's just how I do it. I don't try for any sort of impression.

>> No.7573395

>>7573390
>I'm out...back to /v/ I go

Fixed that for you mang.

>> No.7573414

>>7573392
But, OP didn't mention a 'default'. He just asked about sisters in general. And honestly, you're better off just never bringing up your gender unless you're intentionally trying to stir shit up. Going by the assumption that you've done so more than once, I'm sure you see what happens every time. Some /jp/ users really are bitter towards women, some really don't like any attention whores, some are hardcore white knights. But those 3 groups will almost always end up fighting when a female shows up.

>> No.7573443

>>7573392
If I come to your defense at every opportunity, will you eventually reward me by sucking my cock?

>> No.7573447

>>7573414

>But, OP didn't mention a 'default'.

But it's a context-sensitive subject, so unless you mention it, most people will probably believe that it's "older brother/younger sister", with you being the elder. It's just a natural inclination to think that way.
Not as an absolute, but, that's just the "default".

>And honestly, you're better off just never bringing up your gender unless you're intentionally trying to stir shit up

I bring it up when I feel it has some significance.
That's really, really all there is to it. Whether shit gets stirred up or not, I basically don't care, because that's the input of other people reacting to a minor issue.

What I'm saying is, I don't try to stir shit up, but do not care if it is.

If you want to say that's "attention whoring", that seems like an overextension of the label, because I'm not deliberately trying for that reaction. However, I also am not taking steps to prevent that reaction, so I can understand if you still want to hate me for it.

But as I reiterate (I'm a repetitive person), I don't really care about anything beyond the thread at hand.

>> No.7573460

>>7573338
this please including me

>> No.7573462

>>7573447
I'd call it either attention whoring or trolling. Take your pick. Regardless of whether or not you care that you're pissing people off, you still know that it's going to happen and do it anyway for little to no reason. And honestly, if you considered it worth bringing up in the context of this thread, then I'm guessing you do so frequently. I guess what I'm trying to say is, what do you even get out of doing it? It's certainly not relevant to the discussion if all it does is send the entire thread into a derailed shitstorm.

>> No.7573475

Well, instead of going all off topic like our dear other Anonymous here, I do have another sister.

She's very old, something like twelve years older than me. She's a half sister, from my mother's previous marriage.

When I was young, she was pretty cool. I loved her boyfriend, and he basically taught me humor. He was the older brother / male role model that I never had (My father (along with my mother) worked from 8-7, so I didn't get to see them much. It probably doesn't help that he took his work home as well to work on that).

Well, she's basically a baby machine. She has four children with my brother-in-law (whom I don't really keep in contact with, but he's by far my favorite non-direct family member). She's having a few issues with my mother. Something to do with her being all lenient with me and my sister, and being all hardass on her. In addition, she is kind of butt devastated about how me and my sister have luxuries (For example, we had college fully paid for. My sister had to find a job in college) that we had, and how my mother seemingly "was always working and didn't let her have any fun".

As a result, she kind of withholds the grandmother visits. It sucks on my mom's side, and my sister thinks she's somehow getting back at her by bringing her kids to parties/disneyland every other week.

But at family gatherings, it seems like there's absolutely nothing wrong.

Four years ago, I told her that she needed to talk to my mother really badly. She's been procrastinating, and they still haven't really had a discussion about the inequalities between treatment.

She isn't a bitch persay, but she does have some issues that he handles really badly.

>>7573462
Everybody loves attention, anon.

>> No.7573478

>>7573475
Jake?

>> No.7573480

>104 posts and 14 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
>0 copypasta
Once again, I feel bad knowing none of you feel bad.

>> No.7573481

>>7573462

>And honestly, if you considered it worth bringing up in the context of this thread, then I'm guessing you do so frequently.

Actually, I only judge it to be relevant exceedingly rarely.

It actually mattered in this thread, because being a nee-san is different than a nii-san.


It doesn't even come up more than once every few months, really.

>It's certainly not relevant to the discussion if all it does is send the entire thread into a derailed shitstorm.

It's relevant to the initial input!
All the "shitstorming" is other people's input, and I have no real control over that.
In short, I'm just being as thorough I can as a poster with my single post.

Well, something like that.

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>>7573480
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>> No.7573484

>>7573478
:) Not even close. You can call me Anonymous, though.

>> No.7573505

>>7573475
>everybody loves attention
Speak for yourself.

>>7573481
I still don't consider it relevant in this case. Not at all. And you actually have absolute control over the shitstorming. Your post is the SOLE reason that this thread became a pile of garbage. The people here are simply reacting as per usual. I don't claim that they way they reacted is right or wrong, but the point is we both know that it was inevitable. You can't go to an NAACP meeting and say "I fucking hate niggers" and then blame everyone for getting pissed off just because it was 'their choice' to get pissed off.

There's no reason to be thorough if it's so disruptive. Instead of haphazardly posting with no respect or care for anyone else, can't you try to find a different way to contribute?

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sister is dyke who hates men because of me and i hate dykes and women because of her.

>> No.7573514

>>7573512
Did you rape her?

>> No.7573521

>>7573514
psychologically only i guess.

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My only sister is five years younger than me, and we actually share quite a few interests. She's a darling and very smart; she seems likely to be much more successful than me (not that I set the bar high).

That aside, she's a little naive. Her previous boyfriend was a tremendous jerk and it took her a long time to see it. I told her he was a jerk. Our dad told her he was a jerk. Our mother told her he was a jerk. Even the boyfriend's mother told her that he was a jerk and she should find someone better. She finally did break up with him, though, to my and my families relief.

She was mopy for a while after that, but we watched Pokecapn's Sonic 2000 let's play and that cheered up.
Now she's crushing on Medibot, though. I don't know what I should think about that.

>> No.7573539

Looks like this thread turned sour, but personally I love my little sister.

She's four years younger, really attached to me, and probably the closest to moe I've ever seen outside of 2D.

There was a time something personal happened and I was practically breaking down from insecurity even though my family was nearby; she was the only one who noticed and she reassured me 'no matter what else happened, as long as I was myself, that would be enough for her'.
I baaw'd and hugged her for at least half a minute.

The funny thing is I probably have /jp/ to thank for making me realize how well she matches the 'ideal sister character'

>> No.7573549

>>7573539
That's pretty sweet man. Have you ever gotten intimate with her?

>> No.7573564

NOOOOOPE
My sister is amazing. She's bought me video games, hard drives, food, food, and we share video games and a whole bunch of other stuff.
Sure she can be a bitch at times but I love her anyway. It'd be stupid to hate her for lapses.
Why? I don't frequent /jp/ all that much and I'm not an antisocial piss like most of you.

>> No.7573571

>>7573549
You know Anon, as the anon with two sisters...

You never really think about having sex with them.

And if you do think about having sex with them (ie fantasy), it's not something you actually do.

At least, that's in the vast majority. Personally, I think it would be pretty gross.

>> No.7573573

>>7573564
Yes, because you have to be social to have a sister. That does make sense.

>> No.7573577

>>7573571
I'd be in the cold, cold ground before I had sex with my sisters, that's for sure.
All of my hate.
My step sister.... I'd consider it.

>> No.7573588

>>7573549

Nothing more than hugs, really.
She holds my hand when we walk together sometimes and occasionally I carry her around, but It's pretty obvious to me that she doesn't see me as anything other than a reliable brother. That's fine with me, though.

>> No.7573599

>>7573588
You know Anon, I haven't held anyone's hand for a long time.

I kind of miss the feeling.

>> No.7573613

>>7573599
Me too bro, me too.

Just waiting until I slowly turn into a fag because it'll solve all my relationship troubles.
>not really.

>> No.7573619

>>7573599

I feel for you.

I make sure to savor the feeling; as I said, /jp/'s taught me just how valuable these things are.

>> No.7573627

My imouto(twins) are 7 years of age so they aren't bitches and or whores just yet.

>> No.7573628

My sister always brings strange men over and then I cant go up and pee cause strangers bother me.

>> No.7573633

>>7573628
What kind of self-respecting /jp/er doesn't have a piss jar?

>> No.7573647

>>7573627
>>7573627
post pics

>> No.7573650

>>7573633
A self-respecting one.

>> No.7573655

>>7573633

I don't as I still want to get laid one day just to say I did it.

I don't even hate femanons.
>probably my problem.

>> No.7573657

>>7573577
Fucking a step-sister is a great fantasy of mine. Too bad my mom will never remarry... ;_;

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>> No.7573670

>>7573662
Awesome.

>> No.7573672

>>7573666
What kind of chickenshit handwriting is this

>> No.7573678

>>7573657
Well, mine's married now anyway, so that's out the window I guess.
She was cool though, we were geeks in high school together. I still send her anime recommendations.

>> No.7573679

It's strange how 90% of posts ITT are sages and despite of that this is still on first page.

Who the fuck bumps this shit again and again? Oh nvm, I'm out.

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I came into this thread expecting some nice incest stories and all I see is butthurt shitposting...

>> No.7573705

>>7573577
>>7573588
>>7573599
SICK triple dubs bros.

>> No.7573749

My older sister is too crazy to actually get any and my younger sister is too much of an overachiever to give her heart and her vagina to a man.

>> No.7573758

>>7573705
checkem

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