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"With newly discovered scientific advancements in melanin removal and blocking, when asked if given the opportunity to permanently lighten his hair, President Obama answered: "America is always moving forward in new directions. I would take part in anything needed to advance our country with a positive change. With the drive for everlasting peace among nations, as President of The United States of America, I give my full support of scientific advancements in new and peaceful ways. Also, as the best looking president so far, I will look even better. I hope to set a strong example around the world as a beacon to guide us in new ways with hope and peace."

WTF /jp/?

>> No.7572547

Who gives a shit.

>> No.7572555
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7572555

http://youtu.be/KyoxCLLqJPA

>> No.7572560

>>7572542
>Also, as the best looking president so far
No, Obama, you're not Jimmy Carter.

>> No.7572690

>>7572560
>implying anyone here is old enough to remember Jimmy Carter

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