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;_;

>> No.7571351

have sex with your dog

>> No.7571352

Attention whoring slut

>> No.7571353

>>>/a/

>> No.7571354

and now that the post quota has been met. Let's leave this thread to die.

>> No.7571355

>>7571352
what's wrong with wanting attention?

>> No.7571356

now imagine that as a XXXL waddling towards you at a convention.

>> No.7571357

I doubt that shirt will sell.

>> No.7571358

>>7571349
Fuck off.
>>>/a/

>> No.7571359

Good thing Otaku girls usually are very ugly and disgusting...

>Bad thing there is a 1% of sexy otaku girls I wish I could fuck ;_;

>> No.7571360

Autisms ☑
AIDS ☐

>> No.7571371

Contributing to the inevitable 200 replies reached.

>> No.7571374

>>7571371
I also.

Taking the hint /jp/? Stop egging these trolls on.

>> No.7571376

>>7571374
Hello OP.

Blame game time already? Are you really that bored?

>> No.7571377

I know that feel, sis. ;_;

>> No.7571381

cool font

>> No.7571382

>>7571377
>>>/a/

>> No.7571384

I know that feel but I would never wear something like that, nor make a thread on /jp/.

>> No.7571387
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7571387

It's tough being a girl ;_;

>> No.7571389

Only an impure lewd slut could want a boyfriend. Disgusting.

>> No.7571392

>>>/b/

Reported for trolling

>> No.7571398

>>7571389
Lol eternal-virgins.

>> No.7571404 [DELETED] 

>>7571398
>>/a/
>>/b/
>>/v/

>> No.7571406

>>7571398
This, so glad to be a strong woman who enjoys herself sexually regardless of what men think of her, least of all /jp/.

Ah well, my fuckbuddy awaits!

>> No.7571407

>>7571404
Nice redirect fail, and don't be so easily baited into replying exactly as I wanted you to.

>> No.7571410
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXlZ6edCHqI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHTnpgpLDc
girlfriend we all know that feel ;_; i just want a cute otaku boy to cuddle with.

>> No.7571412

How can semicolon underscore semicolon be so expressive?
It speaks directly to my soul!

>> No.7571413

ITT: athens talks to himself

>> No.7571415

>>7571412

I want to hug someone when they use ;_;

>> No.7571416

>>7571412
The two semicolons are forever separated from each other by the underscore, never to become a full, single colon.

>> No.7571422

I dont have a gf

>> No.7571424

>>7571416
This gave me heartache....

>> No.7571428
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7571428

All lonely /a/ and /jp/ girls, I understand your anguish, but I think I may have a solution.

At great cost to myself and my waifu, I'm ready to be the boyfriend of every one of you who may so wish.

How about it?

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>>7571355
>>7571374
>>7571377
>>7571387
>>7571389
>>7571398
>>7571406
>>7571407
>>7571410

Really?

>> No.7571430

Remind me, why would an otaku girl even want a boyfriend?

>> No.7571431
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>>7571415
>Use ;_;
>People want to hug you
>Use any other standard emoticon
>Pitchforks and torches

>>7571413
If only.

>> No.7571437

>>7571430
Same reason you secretly want a girlfriend.

>> No.7571440

>>7571431

;_; transcends the text barrier and speaks to my heart.

>> No.7571442

>>7571430
To think good about herself, increase self-esteem etc.

>> No.7571443 [DELETED] 

It's nice to know that I'm not the only female on /jp/, however this thread is still shit.

Only attention whoring sluts would wear a shit or flaunt the fact that they're female, jeeeeez. Stop being such an autist.

>> No.7571445

Any hot otaku girls near NY wanna meet up?

>> No.7571450

I'm not gay, therefore no boyfriend.

>> No.7571448
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>>7571431
not true. kojp uses emoticons all the time and it's always enjoyable reading his posts and no one complains about the emoticons.


this is the question. why are you assuming the people wanting a boyfriend are female? the shirt doesn't say female otaku. it just says otaku and shows an unchecked boyfriend box. male otaku also want boyfriends.

>> No.7571449

>>7571431
How did we get from "life-like texture ;_;" to people constantly using this shitty emoticon even in situations when it is entirely unnecessary?

>> No.7571453
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>>7571429

>> No.7571456

>>7571449

Because ;_; is moe.

>> No.7571454

Only attention whoring sluts would wear a shirt like that. No surprise, since all girls are slutty mcslut butts.

>> No.7571458

>>7571443
You would've known this had you been here longer than two weeks, you gibbering cunt.

>> No.7571459

>>7571428
Still no takers?

>> No.7571463

>>7571459
there isn't any girls saying they want a boyfriend in this thread, faggot. go back to /a/.

>> No.7571464

What an awful thread.
I have a feeling that only two people keep samefaggin' and bumping this thread.

>> No.7571468

Otaku girls are easy.
The best part is that they don't make a big deal after you ignore them for about a week.

>> No.7571469

>>7571459
I think I've seen you somewhere on /a/, and I know for sure that I don't want to see you on /jp/.

>> No.7571471

>>7571456
It's a fucking emoticon. Do two semi-colons and an underscore honestly inspire a reaction similar to the one you have for Cineria?

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>Boyfriend [ ]

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>>7571464
/jp/ isn't good enough for that yet. Sadly.

>>7571449
Because independent thinking doesn't exist here.

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7571481

>>7571471

No, but I find it roughly a third as adorable.

>> No.7571487 [DELETED] 

>:3 is the best emoticon followed by :3 , ;_; , :( is equal to :) , finally =), xD, -_-, etc if you aren't being ironic and it's a well written reply.

>> No.7571489

>>7571469
You've seen me somewhere in /a/? Oh boy does that tell us as much about you as it does about me...

>> No.7571490

the best emoticon is >:3 followed by :3 , ;_; , :( is equal to :) , finally =), xD, -_-, etc if you aren't being ironic and it's a well written reply.

>> No.7571495

>>7571489
No one will know about my secret.

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>>7571490
xD the instant ironic modifier xD

>> No.7571508

>>7571490
On /jp/ it's more like emoticon ? getout : readpost

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7571509

>this thread

>> No.7571513

>>7571481
I'm not even sure why I'm so surprised considering that are are, in fact, someone who compulsively spews emoticons. I've just never heard of someone who can say certain 2D characters are moe, and then turn around and say that a couple of punctuation marks and an underscore are moe.

>> No.7571519

>>7571513

I'm in love with Cineria, I'm not in love with ;_;.

>> No.7571575

>>7571496
xD is "what a kawaii morning xD" tier. xD is the most kawaii emote.

>> No.7571607

Will this thread have ended peacefully at 64 replies? Or will it continue to be fucking terrible? Only time will tell...

>> No.7571655

There's actually this really cute otaku girl I know that's scared of relationships so people give up when she distances herself from them. She seems like she'd be annoying to be with despite being the closest thing to 2D moe I've seen in 3D.

>> No.7571717

I respect otaku women.

>> No.7571733

Sorry gals, I'm gay for every male on /jp/ so don't hit on me silly girls.

>> No.7571744
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>>7571717
>implying that otaku women aren't even more obnoxious than stereotypical whores

>> No.7571748

Otaku men go for Otaku women
Otaku women don't go for Otaku men

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7571749

I'm in love with Dollfagers.

;_;

>> No.7571766

Do otaku girls actually have any problem getting guys?

In my experience they have plenty of choice.

>> No.7571774

>>7571744
A lot of them are pretty cool, there's just a vocal minority of them. Kinda like how male otaku are thought of as far acne infested neckbeards that scream embarrassing action move names and act like retards whenever they can.

>> No.7571778

>>7571744
Although I agree with your point...
>implying

>> No.7571783

>>7571748
True.

>>7571766
No. In fact, they probably have less of a problem than regular girls.

>>7571774
lolno

>> No.7571822

The loosest and most sexually creative girls are most likely to be found slightly below average attractiveness, in the 4-5 range. These girls lack the magnetic pull to sustain orbiting males in a sexless limbo, and they quickly learn that in order to command any male attention at all, they have to parcel out the goods fairly quickly, and that it helps if their repertoire includes more than just the dead fish act that hotter girls can unfortunately often get used to getting away with.

>> No.7571827

The business of the slightly visually unfortunate slut is not in quality, nor is it in the profit margins on individual transactions. Like Wal-Mart, the slut is in the volume business. When everyone knows that your product is second-rate, you slice your profit margins to the absolute minimum and compete with the only advantage you have left: low, low prices. Like Wal-Mart, the slut keeps very little profit from each transaction and concentrates on moving her product in volume. The borderline-acceptable goods flow freely forth from a perpetually running conveyor belt, and the tiny price tags add up quickly.

>> No.7571831

Once slut territory has been entered, the economic incentives for coyness start to diminish radically: sluttiness is logarithmic in nature. The difference in sluttiness between 60 cocks and 600 cocks is no more remarkable than that between 6 cocks and 60 cocks. When a girl doesn’t have looks enough to engage in the customary sort of sexual extortion that is the wont of her gender, she becomes, by force of circumstance, relegated to the slut heap. Her inability to play hard to get leaves her with few options but to make herself cheap and easy. Just as a girl known for carefully guarding her goods has a lot to lose by suddenly loosening up, so too does an established slut face complete sexual bankruptcy if she suddenly decides to raise prices – the only way to increase profits is to increase her sluttiness even further. The more of a slut she becomes, the lower her goods will be valued in the market, and the more of a slut she must become to make up for the decreased margins with increased volume.

>> No.7571842

This vicious circle of sluttiness tends to mostly suck 4s and 5s into its vortex, since they are right in the area of the attractiveness curve where the two prerequisite conditions for an uncontrolled sluttiness tailspin are met: they are decent-looking enough that a fair portion of men would like a go at them if it wasn’t too much trouble, but not pretty enough to make almost anyone wait patiently for it. Hotter girls can play hard to get, and they usually choose to, as it tends to be a superior strategy for those who can afford it, and uglier girls have trouble even giving their services away for free (that is, to the sort of alpha males they would want to). The 4s and 5s tend to have just enough pull to get a little something in return for their favors, but only so little each time that they must hunt anywhere and everywhere in order to gather up enough tiny droplets of validation to keep their self-esteem from drying out.

>> No.7571856

Most women like being beaten during sex and shit like that, it's hilarious.

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>> No.7572173

>>7571349
And yet unlike male otaku almost non of them are virgins.

>> No.7572223

>>7571607
Disappointing.

>> No.7572238

>>7572223
Nothing like the Reagan 80's, eh?

>> No.7572487

>>7571749

I love you too, I hope you read this.

>> No.7572691

Everybody in /jp/ wants a boyfriend.

>> No.7572709

Sudo is mai boyfriend

>> No.7572706

>>7572691
/jp/ is my boyfriend.
They are the only people who ever made me feel loved

>> No.7572711

Has /jp/ ever heard of a balck otaku girl?

>> No.7572712

>>7572691

But I don't want one.

>> No.7572727

>>7572711
I've met at least one.

>> No.7572731

>>7572711
I know one.
She's obsessed with penises.

>> No.7572745

>>7572731
Black or white penises?

>> No.7572752

>>7572731
>Argentinian
>Black

The more you know
Also what with all these Chileans hating on Argentina?

>> No.7572750

>>7572731
So you two must have a lot in common

>> No.7572755

So she's saying that she wants otaku anime, otaku manga and otaku video games, but not an otaku boyfriend?

...understandable.

>> No.7572757

>>7572745
Checkered. Polka dot is okay too.

>> No.7572764

>>7572752

Chilean here. Those must be trolls or people from Taringa.

>> No.7572765

>>7572752
Maybe Chile is superior?

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