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Bern !FAGetWqs1I Sun, Jul 3, 2011 20:02:56 No.7567963 [Reply] [Original]

Even if you were to ever travel to Gensokyo, there is no feasible way that you would be able seduce anyone upon arrival.

Have a Nitori.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 3, 2011 20:03:56 No.7567965 It's okay, i'm gay anyway.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sun, Jul 3, 2011 20:04:56 No.7567969 File: 187 KB, 800x600, nitoridragonfly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Even then, you always get more than you pay for with Nitori. Or so I've been told.

>>	Nitori's Faceless !FRIENDgj1s Sun, Jul 3, 2011 20:04:56 No.7567970 File: 972 KB, 1024x1500, 1309258683396.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7567963 maybe they could seduce me instead

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 3, 2011 20:07:56 No.7567986 Then I will make friends with Nitori since she seems to like fucking them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 3, 2011 20:08:56 No.7567990 >>7567970 They would have no interest in seducing a random outsider...well, Aya maybe, but only for a good story. and Sanae so she can ask questions about the outside world since she left.

>>	Nitori's Faceless !FRIENDgj1s Sun, Jul 3, 2011 20:08:56 No.7567992 File: 962 KB, 1748x2480, 915753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7567986 it's not as if you'd be using that shirikodama anyway

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sun, Jul 3, 2011 20:09:56 No.7567995
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Buy an Exocet, get a Scud for free.
Would suggest you take the offer - this sophisticated technology people seem to be so concerned with the proliferation of is bloody expensive, still only available to few people in practice.

>>	Nitori's Faceless !FRIENDgj1s Sun, Jul 3, 2011 20:10:56 No.7568000 File: 170 KB, 900x900, 1165048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 3, 2011 20:11:56 No.7568003 >>7567990 I don't think either one of those two actually need a reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 3, 2011 20:12:56 No.7568004 You would just live in the human village never to see any of your favorite toohoos

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 3, 2011 20:12:56 No.7568006 >>7568000 Mmmm, kappa armpits~

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sun, Jul 3, 2011 20:14:56 No.7568009
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It's not like anyone can hold a bake sale and fund a sophisticated war machine or anything.
Even if you set your prices unreasonably high, you still need to sell 120 million cinnamon rolls to afford a Flanker - fuel, ammo and shipping from Russia not included.

Must be convenient having the kappa in every river providing. Or maybe not, considering the rest of Gensokyo is mostly stuck in 1880.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 3, 2011 20:17:56 No.7568016 >>7568009 K.

>>	Nitori's Faceless !FRIENDgj1s Sun, Jul 3, 2011 20:17:56 No.7568018 File: 189 KB, 800x1000, 5905804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7568009 well, you say 120 million cinnamon rolls but really, that's only 10 million tea parties worth

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sun, Jul 3, 2011 20:19:56 No.7568025 File: 194 KB, 850x601, nitorilair.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7568018 What's the exchange rate into cucumbers?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 3, 2011 20:20:56 No.7568028 File: 130 KB, 400x300, 1279434205348.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can kappa drown? I want to stick my cock into Nitori while she's drowning.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sun, Jul 3, 2011 20:22:08 No.7568034 File: 456 KB, 717x1050, nitoriboard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7568028 No, but they can suffocate on land.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sun, Jul 3, 2011 20:24:56 No.7568037 File: 91 KB, 472x661, nitorifield.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7568028 No, but they can suffocate on land.

>>	Nitori's Faceless !FRIENDgj1s Sun, Jul 3, 2011 20:24:56 No.7568038 File: 476 KB, 528x704, 875617.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7568025 depends on the size

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 4, 2011 09:08:56 No.7570247 File: 1.85 MB, 1748x2480, 1302482409107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Engineer !Wb7rTlcLCc Mon, Jul 4, 2011 09:14:56 No.7570262 File: 7 KB, 204x216, fat335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So she builds a few things. Water machines a robot arm and a rocket. I've built teleporters enteral living machines and a robot arm to!

None !ayaPUkEij2 Mon, Jul 4, 2011 10:23:56 No.7570364
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Sadly, a functional knowledge of electronics and the various devices that occasionally fall into Gensokyo from the human world would only get you friendzoned by Nitori.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 4, 2011 10:33:56 No.7570384 >>7570262 Silly texan you are not moe as Nitori

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 4, 2011 10:39:56 No.7570398 File: 526 KB, 800x950, 8ec5ea64223f8122099b7460ec3c63ad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Seems like some boards just got unlimited posts and images per thread. Let's see if it applies here, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 4, 2011 10:42:56 No.7570405 >>7570398 Why would a professional like Nitori use such a bad wrench?

>>	「ロリあき」 Mon, Jul 4, 2011 10:51:56 No.7570444 >>7570405 Because Snap-on doesn't deliver to Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 4, 2011 10:57:56 No.7570472 File: 487 KB, 1000x1000, 1308907621680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7568038 BLOW!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 4, 2011 11:02:56 No.7570486 File: 21 KB, 298x288, 1298469874836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7567970 I see her vagina and pubic hair too!

Anonymous Mon, Jul 4, 2011 11:08:56 No.7570510
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I dunno, as long as you aren't the typical horrific walrus that most people see /jp/ as, knowing all the little details about a person can really help to manipulate them.

Or just come off as a creepy stalker if you do it wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 4, 2011 11:11:56 No.7570518 who said i wanted to seduce someone ? i want some friends, if i can't there will be no difference between gensokyo and where i live

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 4, 2011 13:21:14 No.7571088 bumping because the front page must have a Touhou thread

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 4, 2011 13:26:45 No.7571111 File: 314 KB, 918x850, 1309800392449.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] カッパッパカッパッパ~

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 4, 2011 13:28:13 No.7571118 File: 184 KB, 751x570, 1309800489051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I only care about Nitori because she can introduce me to her friends

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 4, 2011 13:30:44 No.7571126 >>7571118 prepare your anus then no seriously

>>	Nitori's Faceless !FRIENDgj1s Mon, Jul 4, 2011 13:31:13 No.7571130 File: 74 KB, 578x390, 1309800663845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7571118 well that's not very nice

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 4, 2011 13:33:21 No.7571139 >>7571126 I want the 3 of them to force me onto the ground, and hold me down and slap me around and tease me while they slowly reach in and pull out my shirikodama

>>	Nitori's Faceless !FRIENDgj1s Mon, Jul 4, 2011 13:38:21 No.7571150 File: 1.64 MB, 1500x1500, 1309801083755.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7571139 why does every thread turn out this way even when I'm not actively causing it to do so

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 4, 2011 13:38:21 No.7571151 File: 245 KB, 1000x750, 1309801089123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7571118 The one with the bob cut is especially adorable.

>>	Nitori's Faceless !FRIENDgj1s Mon, Jul 4, 2011 13:40:52 No.7571159 File: 1.38 MB, 1440x1080, 1309801239552.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 4, 2011 13:41:54 No.7571162 >>7571139 Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 4, 2011 14:31:28 No.7571290 >>7570398 It's been fixed now. No more 1500 post threads ;_;

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