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>/jp/

>> No.7567351

But I don't go anywhere.

>> No.7567350

Jesus Christ, is real life really this melodramatic?

>> No.7567356

>>7567342
Why would I even consider being in a relationship with a hideous 3D fleshbeast?

>> No.7567353

Fuck you, OP. Fuck you. I can't stand having this sort of thing pointed out to me, as I know it's true. I need a confirmation that the point of view of the girl is true as well, and that stays with me for the rest of the day.
Fuck.
You.

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>> No.7567363

Do people really feel that way? I'm fucking disgusted. I'm not kidding around. Really, I feel ill.

Why on EARTH is having a relationship that big of a deal? You treat it like it's a goddamn necessity.

>> No.7567364

>>7567353
/jp/ is a no-troll zone.

>> No.7567368

>>7567363
Although I'm fairly asexual and am not typically attracted to women, I'd like a girl's perspective on things once in a while. I kind of dislike looking like a hobo.

>> No.7567370

That's pretty much how I feel (or rather felt, when I still sometimes left my house). Except it's probably well-founded.

>> No.7567371

>>7567342
>generic high school drama anime #38

>> No.7567372

I like this thread, it made me laugh twice already.

>> No.7567376

Girls do not work like that, OP.

>> No.7567381

>charming guy
>could have every girl he likes
>stay with me
>hug me
Why yes, I'm sure every girl I come across indeed think these things about me.

>> No.7567386

I'm pretty sure the typical /jp/ anon would not be outside have their whole body splayed out for display like that.
Knees together, arms crossed or clutching something, eyes downward, either to the ground or object being held.
It gives off a clear aura of "leave me alone" and prevents misunderstandings like OP from happening.

>> No.7567393

>>7567370
IRL a female's smile could mean one of a thousand different things. They aren't the love-slaves our waifus can be.

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Anon is responsible for 90% lonely women

>> No.7567484

>>7567477
All my hatred.

>> No.7567511

I doubt girls ever have that train of thought.

Also the male in this pic makes me think the pic is from /a/ or /v/. Probably the whole teenager attitude thing.

>> No.7567537

Such a depressing thread :<

>> No.7567542

>>7567372
It's a good thing the pic's creator didn't go too overboard making the male too "dark and brooding pretty boy soooo~ coool~" otherwise the pic would have lost all humor

>> No.7567565

>he looks nice
Second panel and it's already wrong? For shame, /a/.

>> No.7567576

Oh wow, I like how all this drama would have been avoided if the girl, instead of smiling like a retard, tried to strike up a conversation with the guy.
However, since that's not how society works, we get /a/ comics.

>> No.7567583

>>7567576
>fuck this gay earth

>> No.7567592

>>7567511
I first saw it on /v/
Not sure if that's where it came from though

>> No.7567677

>>7567576

girl never made the first step

>> No.7567693

>>7567342
Pretty silly comic. I wonder if people actually think life is like this? The last bit was kind of funny though.

>> No.7567694

>>7567363
Because normal people aren't part of the schizoid master race.

>> No.7567712

>>7567537
buttowned

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Superior

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feels like HELL

>> No.7567802

I have a feeling this is how /a/b/v/ acts in public.

>> No.7568188

I had a similar experience a couple of days ago.

>Taking the bus home from work
>Girl I always see on the bus around this time keep looking at me
>She looks at me
>She starts talking to me
>She wants to fuck
>She actually wants to fuck.....shit
>Go to her place
>Get nervous start feeling really hot like boiling
>She tells me to relax and get comfortable
>She says lets go in the bedroom
>Start freaking out and break out crying
>Run out of her apartment
>Can't even get the door to the apartment complex open
>Wait 10 minutes for someone else to come through to open the door while dripping with tears
>Went to Walgreens and picked up some kleenex and juice and cried in an alleyway for 2 hours

It sucks because now I have to take a completely different route to get home, it adds like 20 minutes to my commute.

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