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So i'm trying to play Yume Nikki, but every god damn site that links it's download leads me to

>ERROR: Login failed. Account not validated. (2b976ba6)

What the fuck do i do?

>> No.7563900

Fucking retard. Go back to /a/.

>> No.7563910

try to stick your computer in your anus first

>> No.7563911
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7563911

>>7563900
I'm not here for board wars shit. Mind just helping me out?

>> No.7563915

mediafire.

>> No.7563921

>>7563911
Fuck off with your shitposting.

>> No.7563922

>>7563911
You're in the wrong place, dipshit.

>> No.7563925
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7563925

So guys, I'm trying to beat off, but every time I do it, the girl starts screaming and then she runs away. What the fuck do I do?

>> No.7563931
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>>7563900
>>7563910
>>7563921
>>7563922
Holy shit why are you fuckers so angry.

>> No.7563939

>>7563931
Because you come to our board, break rules and post off-topic shit all over the place. We're giving you the advice to fuck off and I suggest you take it.

>> No.7563944

>>7563939
How is this shit off topic?
I thought VN and VN-related crap from Japan came here?

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7563945

>>7563931
>Angry
Go back to >>>/a/ faggot

>> No.7563950

>>7563939
>off-topic
>OP is about VN
I don't even.

>> No.7563951

>>7563944
Your reaction images accompaning every single post you make are extremely distracting and off-topic, and your use of image macros has no place outside of /b/.

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>>7563925
>the girl
I have identified your problem

>>7563931
no one is angry
it's just more fun to insult you than help you

>> No.7563954
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7563954

>>7563944
>Yume Nikki
>Visual Novel
>>>/a/

>> No.7563955

>>7563931
assburgers

>> No.7563959
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>>7563951
>Implying i used a reaction image for that post

>> No.7563961

/jp/ -- Doujin Game and Eroge Tech Support/General

Next time I see it, there will tech support questions of Kara no Shoujo.

>> No.7563966

>>7563959
And you can fuck off if you're going to use greentext like that. Reported.

>> No.7563968

>>7563959
10/10 would lol again.

>> No.7563969

>>7563959
Great, more >implying catchphrases to accompany your shitposting.

>>>/a/
>>>/b/
>>>/v/

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7563973

/a/ here, my stomach hurts from laughing

>> No.7563974

Oh just fuck off

>> No.7563977
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7563977

>>7563966
>Governor of /jp/

>> No.7563978
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7563978

I wish i could show you me wiping the tears from my eyes from laughter.

>> No.7563979

>>7563955
>Assburgers
>>>/b/

>> No.7563981

If we report the OP he'll get banned eventually. It might take a few hours but people breaking rules in /jp/ usually don't get let off the hook.

>> No.7563984

>>7563977
>>7563895
Yallpostinginasamefagthread.jpg

>> No.7563985
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>>7563981
>we
I lol'd.

>> No.7563989

>>7563973
I wish there was an easy way to report people multiple times. I fucking hate it when shitposters don't get what they deserve.

>> No.7563994

>>>/a/51426486

>> No.7563995

>>7563895
I like how you cried to /a/ after you came to /jp/ expecting us to be tech support. Your tears are delicious.

Also, reported.

>> No.7563996

>>7563978
>>7563973
Yes yes, we've already been informed of that. Maybe you should tweet about how you wiped your ass this morning and saw blood. And try twitter, you'll fit right in.

>> No.7563997

You come to a different board, start a thread with a shitload of greentext and reaction images and then wonder why everyone reports you? Oh wow.

>> No.7563998

>>7563989
Technically there are ways to do that.

>> No.7563999
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>>7563995
It's like a white guy running home to his family after getting jumped by abunch of niggers.

I love /a/

>> No.7564001

Why are ret/a/rds such shitposters? Take out greentext, reaction images, asinine memes and general idiocy--there goes 90% of the board.

>> No.7564003

>>7563978
buttdevastated

>> No.7564006

>>7563998
>there are ways
Well, are they accessible?

>> No.7564007
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>>7564001
Why are you guys so fucking angry at life.

>> No.7564011

>>7563994
This thread is such a hilarious sight to behold.

>lol why did they sage :(
>HUEHUEHUE reaction images
>oh my gawd I just found out about /jp/ why are they so angry

Not to mention a bunch of tripfags I've never seen before giving commentary on the situation.

>> No.7564012

>>7564007
>>>/b/

>> No.7564013

Man, all this hartred brings back memory of my last GF...

Harsh crowd.

>> No.7564014
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>>7564011
/v/ here
>Tripfags
>doesn't use the auto anonymousizer

Also this thread is fucking funny

>> No.7564015

Take it easy, /jp/.

>> No.7564017
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>> No.7564019
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>>7564014
Go back.

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>>7564017
>What /jp/ actually thinks
>Their actual faces when

>> No.7564023

>>7564007
Question marks, not too surprisingly, are meant to be placed at the end of questions.

>Why are you guys so fucking angry at life.

As the first word of your post, "why," might indicate, said sentence is a question. Therefore, it should be punctuated with a question mark (?) instead of a period (.).

This applies for >>7563931 as well.

Good day, and fuck off.

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7564025

なにこのスレ。。。

>> No.7564026
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7564026

>this thread

>> No.7564027

>>7564020
/v/'s and /a/'s collective status: buttmangled.

>> No.7564031

Apparently using sage and insulting someone automatically means the person is angry. I will never get these kids.

>> No.7564032
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>>7564023
umad?

>> No.7564034
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7564034

>>7564007

As one of the level-headed /jp/:

1) You first mistake was the implied association with /a/. That's flamebait on this board.
2) Don't react to the trolls being angry, it just makes them more so/more enjoyable for them.
3) Insulting never works well.
4) /jp/'s generally against tech support or translating images, so you'll get trolls for a bit, and occasionally an anon'll come along and answer seriously.

Now, I don't play Yume Nikki and probably can't troubleshoot for you, but this might help you some in the future.

>> No.7564036

>>7564032
No you.

>> No.7564038

>>7564023
wow talk about autism

>> No.7564039

>>7564032
Great! You took my advice. I'm so happy.

>> No.7564040

>>7564038
How sad. We're in an age where proper grammar is considered "autism."

>> No.7564041

Holy shit this place full of fucking hate

>> No.7564043

>>7564034
>>7564034
You aren't from /jp/

>> No.7564046
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>>7564034
Thank you, i'll admit i'm not a usual around /jp/ so i wasn't aware of how shit goes down here. Though this thread was funny, it was far from my intention when i made the thread.

>> No.7564048

>>7564041
So go back to >>>/a/ faggot.

>> No.7564050

/jp/ - so mad.

No wonder moot thinks you're the worst board.

>> No.7564051

>>7564046
I see that you're not capitalizing your I's, even though they're being used to refer to yourself.

Being the subhuman you are, however, I think it's rather fitting.

>> No.7564056

Holy shit you guys, take it easy.

>> No.7564057

>>7564039
He still needs some work on grammar and spelling, however.

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>>7564051
Deal.
With.
It.

>> No.7564061
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7564061

Sure is angry neckbeards on this board.

>> No.7564064

>>7564046
>/jp/ rejects me
>lol i torll u, u mad, butangry, devestated, look at my reaction images, so funny lol, jp is angerer, dat greentext, im implying things

>> No.7564065

Bump.

>> No.7564067

>>7564050
You're like a child who thinks he's cool for wallowing in mud and canine feces.

Well, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and evacuate this hate-filled shithole full of angry autists.

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>>7564056
No, you take it easy.

>> No.7564071
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7564071

>this entire thread

>> No.7564073

>>7564034
I can't help but notice your misuse of the term "troll". Take this sentence for example:

>/jp/'s generally against tech support or translating images, so you'll get trolls for a bit

Trolls are posts intended to generate responses. What you're talking about is intended to stop further posting by the individual it's directed towards. It is, in a way, the exact opposite of trolling.

>> No.7564074
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7564074

>>7564064
Welcome to 4chan

>> No.7564075

You guys must be really bored to have this be the most active thread on /jp/ right now.

>> No.7564078

>>7564060
Why should we listen to you? What makes you think you're a boss of us?

>> No.7564081

>>7564078
>we
>us
>/jp/ actually believes their board is a hivemind
hahahahaaha what

>> No.7564082

All these posts from /a/ and /v/ make me fucking miserable. How is it possible for a person to be so insufferable? They are the bane of mankind.

>> No.7564087

>>7564081
>hahaha
>hurrhurrhurr

>> No.7564089

...just leave them alone OP got what he wanted

>> No.7564090

>>7564071
Good job using that image wrong.
I'll give you a hint: It applies to people we don't want here.

>> No.7564091

>>7564082
>Otaku Culture
>not the bane of mankind
LOL

>> No.7564092

>>7564074
/jp/ is not 4chan.
That is the point.
Leave already.

>> No.7564093

>>7564082
Hold your shit /jp/ started this crap

>> No.7564094

Guys, I think it's really the time to start taking it easy now.

>> No.7564096

>>7564081
One of your ha's have two a's. Watch out in the future.

If your brainpower permits, I recommend utilizing proper capitalization as well.

>> No.7564099

>>7564096
Do you suffer from OCD?

>> No.7564100

This entire thread is reported.

>> No.7564102

>83 posts and 27 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
/jp/ is really on a roll today.

Hands up, who spiked the punch?

>> No.7564103

>>7564091
Just look at your post! Where did your life go so wrong? From the moment you were conceived, I bet.

>>7564093
No. Shit gets treated like shit. It's your fault for being retarded.

>> No.7564104

>>7564099
>>7564096
>>7564094
not on my count motherfucker>>7564100

>> No.7564108

Live

>> No.7564110
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7564110

>>7564094
Cute pictures thread?

>> No.7564111
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7564111

>Come to /jp/ after being linked
>See thread full of nothing but sage and butthurt
>Sit back and laugh

>> No.7564112

>>7564099
Slightly. But the reason behind my making these posts doesn't stem from that, but rather, a desire to make our friends from /a/ feel like shit.

>> No.7564113

>>7564100
Let a real man with capability do that.

>>7563911
>>7563959
>>7563931
>>7563953
>>7563973
>>7563977
>>7563978
>>7563985
>>7563999
>>7564007
>>7564014
>>7564013
>>7564020
>>7564026
>>7564032
>>7564038
>>7564041
>>7564046
>>7564050
>>7564060
>>7564061
>>7564071
>>7564074
>>7564081
>>7564111

>> No.7564114

>>7564093
No you faggot, OP started this by making an /a/ quality post on /jp/.

>> No.7564116

>>7564104
Double reported

>>7564102
I spiked it with report

>> No.7564118

BUMP

>> No.7564121

I bet a single person from /a/ is going to keep bumping this thread. Let's just report him.

>> No.7564122

>>7564114
Only children care "who started it."

>> No.7564123

>>7564111
LOL!!! EPIC REACTION IMG AND GREENTEXT! LAUGHING WHILE ALL THESE LOSER VIRGINS ARGUE XD SO BADASS FUCK YEAH

>> No.7564124

>>7564113
I was waiting for you to show up. Thanks for your hard work like always. Reported.

>> No.7564125

>>7564113
Reported for excessive reporting.

>> No.7564126

>>7564111
>Sage
Yes, we sage properly here. If you're incapable of this, go back to /a/.

>> No.7564127
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>> No.7564130

>>7564113
Damn I forgot to notify the subjects in that post that they were reported.

I'll do it properly this time.

>>7563911
>>7563959
>>7563931
>>7563953
>>7563973
>>7563977
>>7563978
>>7563985
>>7563999
>>7564007
>>7564014
>>7564013
>>7564020
>>7564026
>>7564032
>>7564038
>>7564041
>>7564046
>>7564050
>>7564060
>>7564061
>>7564071
>>7564074
>>7564081
>>7564111
>>7564118
Reported.

>> No.7564131

>>7564125
Reported for reporting an abuse of the report system.

>> No.7564136

>>7564113
>>7564130
Reported for impersonation and stealing my tripcode.

>> No.7564139

>>7564125
Reported for reporting comrade White Ren.

>> No.7564141

>>7564136
Reported for not sageru'ing.

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7564147

>This thread

>> No.7564148
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7564148

Koakuma is always cute.

>> No.7564150

>>7564122
Wrong post faggot.

>> No.7564151

>>7564136
Reported for not using sage/in the case that you did, not using it visibly so as to inform everyone else that you did.

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7564152

>>7564123

>> No.7564153
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7564153

Greetings from Mango

>> No.7564154

>>7564136
>>7564136
>>7564136
>>7564136
>>7564136
>>7564136
>>7564136
>>7564136
Reported for not saging.

>> No.7564155

I thought Scandaroon had returned momentarily.

I wish he would help make this thread into a better place.

>> No.7564157

>>7564147
>>7564152
Same person who needs to fuck off back to /b/ with her image macros.

>> No.7564158
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7564158

So uh...What's wrong with reaction images?

>> No.7564159

>>7564130
>>7564131
>>7564136
>>7564139
>>7564141

Reported for redundent reports, as I've already reported you.

>> No.7564160

Just got done sticking my finger up my ass

>> No.7564161

>>7564160
How does it smell now?

>> No.7564162

>>7564158
Posters who use reaction images have a tendency to be retarded. The use of reaction images tends to attract retards.

>> No.7564164

>>7564141
>>7564139
>>7564136
>>7564130
>>7564113
Reported for impersonating White Ren.

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>> No.7564166

>>7564152
>3DPD
>>>/soc/
>reaction image
>>>/a/
>>>/b/
>>>/v/

>> No.7564167
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7564167

>>7564162
That's rather poor logic. That's like saying using a car attracts car accidents.

>> No.7564169

>>7564154
>>7564155
Reported for replying before I could tell you that you are reported.

>> No.7564173

>>7564169
Reported for reporting me.

>> No.7564175

>>7564158
They're the imageboard equivalent of emoticons. If you can't articulate your thoughts and feelings in words then you're too dumb to be posting.

>> No.7564178 [DELETED] 

>>7564167

>inb4 White Ren back peddling.

>> No.7564176

>>7564167
It's more like driving while drunk. There's no point in being drunk and it can only lead to bad things.

>>7564166
You've exceeded your redirection quota for the week. Come back next.

>> No.7564177

>>7564167
>>7564158
Reported for the inability to comprehend that reaction images are shit.

>> No.7564179

>>7564158
>>7564162
More importantly, feelings rarely matter in discussions of anything. A person's emotional state has nothing to do with how valid what they've said is, except for in very rare circumstances.
Now go back to /a/

>> No.7564180

>>7564126
Not even /jp/ uses sage properly.

>> No.7564181

>>7564165
Reported for spoilers.

>>7564167
Reported for bad analogies.

>> No.7564183

>>7564001
>>7564051
>>7564067
>>7564082
>>7564096
>>7564103
/jp/ sure has a way with words. Honestly intimidated me a bit at first.

>> No.7564184

>>7564173
Reported for reporting and also reporting just because i feel like reporting

>> No.7564185

>OP makes harmless thread asking for help
>SAGE SAGE FUCK OFF SAGE SAGE

Holy shit, you guys are faggots.

>> No.7564186

>>7564183
Why would you be intimidated by autism?

>> No.7564190

>>7564185
And we wouldn't have it any other way.

>> No.7564192

White Ren appreciation thread?

White Ren appreciation thread.

I wish comrade White Ren would stick his slav penis up my ass.

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7564193

>>7564175
Human emotions are not nearly simple enough to be fully expressed with words alone. It just isn't possible, aside from what you may think.

>> No.7564195

>>7564192
Well something in your ass

>> No.7564196

>>7563977
I dunno about him but i would like to run for governor of /jp/

>> No.7564198

>>7564193
I guarantee that any emotion you get from browsing 4chan is not so sublime or intense that it simply cannot be put into words.

>> No.7564201

>>7563931
>>7564041
>>7564056
>>7564185
Holy shit, that's 4 posts beginning with "holy shit" now.

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>> No.7564204

>>7564175
If you honestly believe that the abstract can possibly be expressed by mere words, you're too dumb to be posting.

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>>7564198
>I guarantee
You say that, but you really can not guarantee anything, can you? You know that quite well, why lie?

>> No.7564209

>>7564192
>>7564195
Reported for sodomy.

>> No.7564210

>>7564181
Reported for making me laugh.

>> No.7564212

>>7564193
You're right, that's precisely why novels are so shitty and laughed at by the majority of literary critics. There aren't any pictures so you have no idea what the characters look like or how they're feeling. Thank you for enlightening us on how to properly convey our feelings, this has been a most constructive and board-related discussion.

>> No.7564213

>>7564185
OP made a shitty thread that only betrays him to be too fucking lazy to even use WIKI-FUCKING-PEDIA!
Then:
>LOL U GUYS BUTTMAD
>RAECTION IMAGE
>LOL U GUYS BUTTMAD
>LOL U GUYS BUTTMAD

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>> No.7564216

>>7564204
If you honestly believe that the abstract can possibly be expressed by retarded reaction images, you're too dumb to be posting.

>> No.7564217

>>7564196
>>7564196
>>7564196
>>7564196
A splendid idea.
Are you from /jp/? Then you're qualified.
Vote Anonymous today!

But before that, you need to properly capitalize your letters and include punctuations.
>>7564192
Kimochi warui~

>> No.7564218

>>7564193
I guess every poet and writer should just give up then. But really, if you have at least passable intelligence you should be able to express yourself much better in writing than with some wacky anime screencap.

>> No.7564219

>>7564216
I never said that.

>> No.7564226

>>7564193
Your emotions don't mean shit when it comes to damn near anything you will discuss here.

>> No.7564227

>>7564193
You're just a simple-minded buffoon who resorts to petty sophistry in an attempt to cover up your incompetence. Your presence here, nay, your very existence, incites a murderous rage from within me, the likes of which I did not even realize I possessed. I fucking LOATHE you and wish with the entirety of my being for your termination.

See? It's possible.

>> No.7564230

Okay /jp/, that's enough.

>> No.7564231

>>7564210
Reported for laughing outside of Designated Free-Laughter Zone.

>> No.7564236

>>7564227
Good lord, you sound like a nerd. Get out of /jp/, this place is for alpha males only.

>> No.7564237

I just noticed that OP's image is a variation on the classic. I was too busy having a good time in this thread.

>> No.7564238
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>>7564218
>>7564212
Now, now, don't be jumping to assumptions. Just because they aren't expressed fully, doesn't mean emotions can't be expressed well.
A poem or story very well may express emotions in a way to immerse you without pictures. But that doesn't mean they did it perfectly, or as well as if they had a picture to back it up.

>> No.7564239

>>7564227
yeah, but nobody wants write a novel everytime they post.

>> No.7564240

>>7564236
>nerd
After you, dork.

>> No.7564242

>>7564204
Nothing abstract CAN BE EXPRESSED BY ANYTHING.
If you're so stupid that you can't realize that, go back to /a/.

>> No.7564243

>>7564236
Say that after I finish eating the potatoes I've roasted in your charred entrails.

With sour cream and chives.

>> No.7564245

>>7564240
Get wrecked, chump.

>>7564243
Yeah, and I fucked your mom.

>> No.7564246

>>7564240
>>7564236
Geeks.

>> No.7564247

>>7564245
But I fucked you're sister first.

>> No.7564248

>>7564245
I sodomized your entirely family to death with a read hot poker after feeding them their own severed sexual organs and packing the gaping sounds with garlic salt.

>> No.7564250

>>7564236
Alpha you say
>Laughingwhores.jpg

>> No.7564251

>>7564248
so grimdark loledgy gaia shit.
/jp/ sure is quality.

inb4loliru

>> No.7564253

>>7564248
At least I can spell red properly, you retarded illiterate inbred child.

>> No.7564255

>>7564245
>>7564246
Dolts

>> No.7564256

>>7564236
You aren't from /jp/.

>> No.7564257

>>7564253
Say that to my face and not online fucker and see what happens.

>> No.7564258

>>7564255
Dunce.

>> No.7564260

>>7564256
That's called sarcasm, anon

>> No.7564263

>>7564257
I'll kick your ass faggot. You think you're tough? lets see how tough you are with a couple rounds from my .45 lodged in your skull. Kinda hard to talk shit when I've blown half your face off. You better watch yourself faggots, I work for the fucking CIA, if I want you dead, you are dead. Its that fucking simple. Watch your god damned fucking mouth. I have over 30 years military training, I would rip your spine out while raping your fucking mother up her dried up old skanky cunt. I would then proceed to bundle up what remains of your body and shove my 12 inch cock down your throat and skull fuck you till my cum oozes from every hole in your body. Watch your fucking back. I'm coming for you.

>> No.7564264

>>7564253
What if I invented a death ray right now, tracked you down using my vast knowledge of technology, and killed you? Wouldn't it be ironic that someone you'd call a nerd be your death? How would you feel?

>> No.7564265

>>7564257
What's going to happen if I say it to your face is that you will whine like an impotent child, and then I will gut you like a fish, string out your entrails, and feed you your own testicles.

>> No.7564268

>>7564247
Fuck you faggot don't talk shit about my sister, I'm going to fucking beat you up asshole get my address and send me an e-mail so we can meet up and I'll kick your shit so hard you'll never walk again you faggot shit nerd.

>>7564248
Yeah how about you try saying that to my face you fucker loser virgin nerd? You'll be mad forever when I punch you're face.

>> No.7564270

this thread is at almost 200 posts
good job everyone

>> No.7564271

>>7564263
h I'm soooooooooo scared goatfucker. Yeah that's right I called you a goatfucker, GOATFUCKER! what the fuck are you gonna do about it, you pussy-ass piece of shit? if you find out where I live and come to my house just know this you fat piece of shit: I'll be ready for you, with a baseball bat in one hand and a big fuckin' knife in the other. I'm going to shove the bat up your ass and as for the knife, well, you'll have to come here and find out where I put that, fucker.

So come get me you fucking faggot-ass cuntnugget. I could kick your fucking ass so fucking hard you'll shit my Size 14 Doc Martens for a month. I'll fucking curbstomp your little monkey ass, you horsefucker. If you so much as get within fifteen miles of me I'll fucking know it, buddy. I'm waiting, and if you FUCK WITH ME one more goddamn time, they won't be able to ID your corpse.

>> No.7564273

>>7564265
Joke's on you, I don't have any.

>> No.7564275

>>7564264
That actually wouldn't be ironic at all. It isn't even close to the definition of irony, really.

>> No.7564278

>>7564271
I'm not going to do anything because I know very well that I don't fuck goats. Just because you rape goats to death as outlets for your barely repressed rage doesn't mean that everybody does. Come at me, bro.

>> No.7564280

>>7564268
>peter@jastusa.com

Thread has officially reached impossible levels of autism.

>> No.7564281

>>7564270
Reported for counting.

>>7564275
Reported for defining.

>> No.7564282

>>7564275
He implied that he's an alpha male, unlike nerds, who are inferior. But if one of those nerds destroyed him, he'd actually be the inferior one. It's irony. Retard.

>> No.7564283

>>7564275
>Irony: an incongruity between what is expected to happen and what actually occurs
>What is expected to happen: Nothing, because nerds are too beta to do anything.
>What actually happens: You get killed by a nerd.

>> No.7564286

>>7564283
>>7564282
But nerds are alpha males. What you're saying simply doesn't make sense.

>> No.7564290

>>7564281
But I didn't count, my userscript did it for me.

>> No.7564292

>>7564286
>>7564236
Read it and weep.

QED, bitch!

>> No.7564293

If I had a heart attack tomorrow while cooking dinner, that would really be ironic.

What I expect to happen: Tomorrow evening, I will eat delicious pasta.
What actually happens: Instead, I get a heart attack and die. I am unable to eat the delicious pasta that I have made for myself. Many days later, the police break down the door as fellow tenants report the stench of death the police. The molding, once-delicious pasta remains uneaten.

>> No.7564295

>>7564283
But in this day and age, killing someone is a rather effortless procedure. You either push a button or pull a trigger. There's no reason to not expect that a nerd is capable of killing another human being.

>> No.7564296

>>7564290
>userscript
>>>/g/

>> No.7564297

What are you asinine twits arguing about? I am not going to read all this shit, because I am not autistic enough.

Reported.

>> No.7564298

>>7564293
You just love fallacies, don't you?

>> No.7564300

>>7564293
You're probably shit at making pasta anyway.

>> No.7564301

>>7564297
Reported for insufficient levels of autism.

>> No.7564303

>>7564297
You should. It's pretty interesting.

>> No.7564304

>>7564293
So are you agreeing with >>7564283 >>7564275 or not?

>> No.7564309

>>7564298
The wedding will be in /jp/ and everybody will be invited.

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>>7564303

>> No.7564312
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This thread is the true face of /jp/. All hate and no love. Everyone just needs to calm down and stop reacting to jabs.

>> No.7564319

>>7564304
I wasn't really paying attention. I'm just typing shit out now.

>> No.7564324

>>7564312
All your friends left like 30 minutes ago. Get with the times. I mean serio...

Wait, I apologize.
slowpoke.jpg
That should be more understandable for you.

>> No.7564325

>>7564312
Shut up, retard.

>> No.7564327

>>7564263
>>7564271
Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.I will not tolerate any more of you faggot ass faggots disrespecting me. do you know how close you are to being completely olibiterated? i am not even close to joking when i say you better shut the fuck up. is talking back to me really worth ending up dead in some ditch covered in your coevered in your own blood while you slowly bleeding out of a gunshot and knife would as you eventually die to death? FUCK YOU and show me the respect i deserve or you WILL know the true power of the fury of my unmstoppable raging wrath.Next time you wanna talk shit, know one thing, I don't fucking play around when it comes to shit talking faggots like yourself, so if you wanna talk shit, i suggest you do it to my face.

>> No.7564328

>>7564303
Skimmed through it, it's terrible.

>> No.7564329

>>7564300
Fuck you, my pasta is delicious. It's the one thing I can do well. If you ever tasted my pasta you would probably shit your pants in sheer ecstasy.

>> No.7564335

>>7564329
Pasta is bland. It's the sauce that matters.

>> No.7564336

>>7564295
But the one being argued against did. Dummiehead.

>> No.7564338

>>7564312
This thread is pure, unadulterated love. You're just not autistic enough to comprehend it. I feel sorry for you.

>> No.7564341

>>7564327
you wanna fucking fight kid well guess what I just hacked your IP address. yea thats right you can't do shit you fucking pussy... if you try to start ANY MORE shit with me, I'll hack the shit out of your computer so be warned you terrorist piece of shit. and if you try to come to my house just be warned that I know Kung Fu and have a GUN so if you wanna start some shit I'll fuckin be ready to kick the shit out of you. You've been warned, motherfucker. don't FUCK WITH ME again.

Oooooooh I'm so scared, you think you're tough pussy? I'm behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT'S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can't hack me you little piece of shit. You're peeshooter and kung fu won't make a difference when my friend woh's a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you're sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i'm having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you've ever even held hands with a girl.

I'm done here, i'm gonna have sex with my bitches and leave you writing angry comments all day and night like the piece of filth nerd you are

>> No.7564347

>>7564335
It's mostly olive oil and garlic with some other shit thrown on top.

>> No.7564348

>>7564335
>>7564300
You can't really fail at pasta anyway. No insinuation intended >>7564329, I'm sure your pasta is delicious and would love to try it someday.

>> No.7564352

>>7564347
Sounds tasty.

>> No.7564353

>>7564329
>probably shit your pants in sheer ecstasy.
I don't think I actually want to try this pasta.

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>>7564338
5000 hours in paint

>> No.7564375

And in the end, the OP never got his answer.

>> No.7564386

>>7564375
So it ends, the tale of autism and butthurt, never to be retold ever again.

-BAD END-

>> No.7564402

AH

>> No.7564424

Stop the asperger's already, you're all acting retarded, even if you try to act like you aren't. Next I'll I'll code a fucking bot to report all you dumb fucks in the thread.

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>>7564375
Actually /a/ gave me the answer.
Cause ya know, they aren't stupid.

>> No.7564473

>>7564424
/jp/ fucked up on his spelling oh shit

>> No.7564480

here the come >>>/a/51426196

>> No.7564481

>>7564445
So those who please you are the smart ones?

Get your thinking right next time, bub.

>> No.7564485

>>7564473
>>7564445
Still trying to stir up another lolItrollus whyareyousomad shit? People already left, get with the times.

>> No.7564512

>>7564445
>/a/ told me something the wikipedia page would've told me, so they aren't faggots
K. So go back to /a/

>> No.7564537

>>7564445
I guess they wouldn't mind helping a fellow dumbass who doesn't know that Google has been around since you were still in 2nd grade.

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