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What would you do if Yuuka came down your chimney?

>> No.7561077

Let her drink my milk while I eat her cookies.

>> No.7561076

I'd wonder where the chimney came from. Those things don't come out of thin air.

>> No.7561080
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The only things that came out of my chimney were wasps.
This was also a prime factor in my relocation

>> No.7561084

I'd let her go down on my chimney if you know what I mean

>> No.7561086

Nothing, because my house's chimney was walled up 40 years ago.

>> No.7561098

I knew she had a dick.

>> No.7561101
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Say goodbye to blissful neurosis and hello to full blown psychosis.

Then show her my plants, My peppers are enormous right now its beautiful.

>> No.7561102

What do you think of Blue Mage?

>> No.7561111

Wonder why Yuuka is coming down a dirty chimney in the middle of summer.

Then resist the urge to boringly ask her about gardening.

>> No.7561115

show her the outside of my house just to bring her to her knees in despair as she sees the decaying and arid shithole i call home.

>> No.7561125

>>7561115
Yuuka strikes me more of the sort that does that momentarily, then jumps up, clenches her fist with a "YOSH!" and starts turning the land into a mitiature Eden

>> No.7561132

>>7561125

That mental image was extremely amusing. Thanks.

>> No.7561128

>>7561102
I find Blue Mage's doujinshi enjoyable. I'd find them more enjoyable if they were translated, though.

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>> No.7561225

>>7561182
Yuuka is so cute when she's flustered~

>> No.7561230

>>7561225
Wani_tsuki, old maid's alliance touhous being flustered, best stuff on the internet

>> No.7561233 [DELETED] 

>>7561182
My nigga, sauce?

>> No.7561870

>>7561070
What doujin is op's pic from?

>> No.7561873

>>7561233
http://www.mediafire.com/?xavaxbmc06cnxvy
>>7561870
http://www.mediafire.com/?4xe10v9wwhc94lh

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She'd have to be really small to get through it.

>> No.7561905

If she came like that I'd ask her to cover herself. She's a proper lady and ladies shouldn't go about indecently like that.

Otherwise, I'm sure she'd get bored and go back up the chimney... which incidentally would suck because we had ours closed up and partially removed ages ago so I'd have to reclose it.

>> No.7561969

I'd have to ask her if she enjoyed herself while I clean the chimney

>> No.7561989

I'd ask her when she got off my dick.

>> No.7561993

I'd go down her chimney if you know what I mean.

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