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7557425 No.7557425 [Reply] [Original]

It's not too late to return to Jesus you know.

>> No.7557430

I'll do it at the very last moment of my life, apparently if you do that you are as good as the guys that spent a whole life revering him.

>> No.7557432

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKZu-CpOAkk

>> No.7557436
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7557436

Jesus here, just saying it really is too late.
Good luck in Kensooukiou or whatever afterlife you people have.

>> No.7557442

>>7557430
Wasn't there this one guy who tried that but God was like "nah, I'm not falling for that one, you're obviously not sincere if you waited until the very end"?

>> No.7557462

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiwGt6KcC6Y

>> No.7557484

>>7557425
It's not too late to return to Ahura Mazda, you know.

Every single person not of the Zoroastrianism faith has been doomed to be tortured by the Angra Mainyu for violating the asha, the principal order laid out by Ahura Mazda at the beginning of time and not following his precepts.

I feel sorry for all these so-called religious people, their false faith leading them to their endless suffering in the darkness until Ahura Mazda revives all souls at the end of time.

>> No.7557492

>>7557436

Gensokyou VS Paradise

Given the choice do you really think I'd even think about it?

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