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7549913 No.7549913 [Reply] [Original]

Onii-chan lets go to the beach!

>> No.7549921 [DELETED] 
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7549921

Onii-chan let's destroy Carthage!

>> No.7549920

Shut-up.

I'm having sex with mom.

>> No.7549927

At sunset?

>> No.7549923
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Onii-chan let's destroy Carthage!

>> No.7549929

I hate the beach.

>> No.7549936

But the beach sucks, it's full of noisy kids. Oh and nearby factories dump oil residue and chemical waste into the sea. No way am I going anywhere near that hazardous area.

>> No.7549937

>>7549913
Why are you so flat?

Your chest is like a chopping board.

So flat. ;_;

Why can't I have a sister with breasts?

>> No.7549940

>>7549927
Clearly she's suffering from xeroderma pigmentosum and has to avoid the sun as much as she can. Even though she's a sheltered girl who can only go to beach for a day or two every year and will die before her 20s, she's so cheerful because she can show her beloved elder brother her swimsuit and hopefully be complimented by him.

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>>7549936
Silly Onii-chan! We live on an island!

>> No.7549949

>>7549940
No, that's just what she tells people.

Actually, she's an otaku.

>> No.7549954
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>> No.7549957
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7549957

Onii-chan teach me how to swim!

>> No.7549955

>>7549947
We do? Oh shit, how will we survive? No civilization anywhere! We're gonna starve and die!

Quick, you build the shelter. I'll see if I can find some food!

>> No.7549953

>>7549947
JAPAN is an island.

>> No.7549960

>>7549957
<SPLASH!>

Now move your arms and legs around.

>> No.7549961

>>7549955
No worries here's a magical cellphone that can call the past, go send some D-mails and tell the past inhabitants to store some food.

>> No.7549963

Wasn't this game a landmine?

>> No.7549967
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7549967

Onii-chan can you show me how to use this?

>> No.7549974

>>7549967
Bend over.

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>>7549974
KYA! What are you doing Onii-chan!?

>> No.7549984

>>7549978
Now give me the sparkler.

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Onii-chan would you still love me if I was an alien?

>> No.7549994

>>7549992
No

>> No.7549995

>>7549992
Would you still love me if I'm actually your father?

>> No.7549998

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYQmnzeAsk4

>> No.7550000

>>7549995
ASSHOLE!

Mom told you not to tell her.

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Onii-chan letz give dem gitz a good smashin.

>> No.7550014
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>>7550002
ONII-CHAN! ONII-CHAN!

AM I STOMPY, WAAAAAGH?

>> No.7550026
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7550026

Onii-chan who is this woman?

>> No.7550025

XD

>> No.7550041

>>7550014
Ready for fraggin' stuff

>> No.7550045

>>7550026
That's your mother AND your sister.

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Onii-chan save me!

>> No.7550070

>>7550057
Let me go get a steam-roller and some asphalt.

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Onii-chan lets eat

>> No.7550511
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7550511

Onii-Chan lets get wasted together~!

>> No.7550932

>>7550511
Onii-chan I love y-ou

>> No.7550940

That better be a trap.

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>>7550940
Silly Onii-chan~ I have a vagina!

However I can still fuck you in the ass with alien dildo!

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