/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>2am
>want to buy some food
>too lazy to change so i keep my sweatpants under my jeans
>at the cashier
>realize i left my cash in my sweatpants
>lower my jeans so i can grab my cash
>cashier thinks I'm a rapist or something and calls the police
>drop my bags, pull pants up and run away from the store
>my face when I can never go back to the store

[Francis York Morgan !mbHjxjfHlA No.]

that's what you get for going outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7547351
YEAH

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>2am
>want to buy some food
>too lazy to change so i keep my sweatpants under my jeans
>at the cashier
>realize i left my cash in my sweatpants
>lower my jeans so i can grab my cash
>cashier thinks I'm a rapist or something and immediately begins moaning and complaining "Wah, it's too big!"
>drop my bags, pull pants down and ravish her passionately
>my face when I can never go back to the store for fear of vengeful snoo-snoo

[Anonymous No.]

where did you find this copy&paste? i've been bouncing between /v/a/int/ and i even checked out /adv/sp/ for funny stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7547351
>that's what you get for being autistic.

Fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

死ね

[Anonymous No.]

>2am
>want to buy some food
>too lazy to change so i keep my sweatpants under my jeans
>at the cashier
>realize i left my cash in my sweatpants
>lower my jeans so i can grab my cash
>buy food safely
>return home in good spirits
>my face when i cant cook my food because all my pots and pans are messed up

[Anonymous No.]

>2am
>want to eat dinner while watching Game Center CX
>not hungry yet
>getting tired
>cook food anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>7547377
いきなり死ねって、どういう事ですか？あなた達には社会の常識がないので
すか？
普通は、「あのう、すいませんけれど死んでくれませんか？」とか
「あなたはには、死ぬという選択肢もありますよ」とか言うものですよ。

あなたみたいに最初から喧嘩腰だと、言われた方は、
「じゃぁ死んでみようかな」とかいう気持ちがなくなるものです。

まずは、親切丁寧に人に死んでと頼むべきだと思いますよ。

そこから、人の輪と協調が生まれ、「よーし氏んでみるか」
という気持ちが生まれるわけです。

[Anonymous No.]

>2am
>want to buy food
>put cash in sweatpants
>too lazy to change so i keep my sweatpants under my jeans
>walk outside
>realize i just put cash in my sweatpants and that no one in their right mind would do such a thing
>order from a 24-hour pizza place
>pizza arrives at the door
>maul the pizza guy
>devour pizza and let out a mighty victory roar
>i am a bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>7547387
死ね

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7547391
I admit, I laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7547387
なにコレ
双葉からコピペ？

[Anonymous No.]

>2am
>be a cashier at a store during the graveyard shift, as I am too autistic to deal with people during the day
>some douche walks in
>obviously wearing sweatpants under his pants like a douche
>can't handle how much of a douche he is
>he starts pulling down his pants, probably to get some money or something
>call the fucking cops on that douche
>my face when I'll do the same thing if he comes back, even if he's not wearing his douchey sweatpants again

[Anonymous No.]

>>7547387
Hm, I'm wondering, why did 嘩 appear as an x in a box thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7547407
死ね

[Anonymous No.]

>>7547436
お前が死んだらましだな

[Anonymous No.]

your not japanese
stop that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>7547475

And you can't spell. Stop that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

きもいだぜ　

[Anonymous No.]

>3:40 AM
>Go to gas station
>cashier sees me, flips the fuck out, runs into back room, locks door.
>"Dude, what the fuck."
>Get some coffee, get some cheetos, go to register, wait
>cop car pulls up, cops get out
>having worked nights at this same station last year, cops all know me
>"DUDE I THINK THE CASHIER SAW YOUR GUN, HE PUSHED THE SILENT ALARM"
>cops laugh asses off, let cashier out of back room, leave

seriously

[Anonymous No.]

-2am
-no flanfly
-no greentext because that's not how its used here

[Anonymous No.]

>>7547519
Do people in American really just walk around with guns in their hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7547524
Yes, every single one of us.

[Turtletron !!5gEy6RCc+sH No.]

>2am
>hungry
>go in kitchen and pour out a bowl of crispy hexagons

problem solved, works every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>7547524
Yeah, and I also carry around heavy explosives and drive a tank to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7547524
Depends on the laws. Most places in the US you can carry a gun on you as long as it's in a place people can see it. Some places allow you to carry guns concealed. The type of gun you're allowed to own depends on your area. My old boss carried atleast one gun on him at all times. Nice guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7547524
Some guy had an AK-47in starbucks this morning and nobody even bat an eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7547524
Most states allow you to carry a handgun concealed under your clothing, but only crazy people do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7547524

Obviously. We greet people by shooting in the air. When we get hungry for lunch, we just shoot some birds in the air. And if we get angry on the internet, we whip out our guns and shoot the computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7547532
Being able to carry concealed requires a permit in most places, doesn't it?