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my little niece in my house, what do I do /jp/? What I've done so far: Sniffed hair, poked ass, rubbed dfc. She hasn't noticed, she was playing her Zedia 3DS

>> No.7543097

Wow, man. Im glad I never had an uncle like you.

>> No.7543098

Sign anthem, little girls love this shit

>> No.7543099

How do you manage to rub one's chest without them noticing? Must have taken some skill.

>> No.7543096 [DELETED] 

Mow do you manage to rub one's chest without them noticing? Must have taken some skill.

>> No.7543103

Sure smells like Yuki and the Kotatsu in here...

>> No.7543112

Take pictures, post them here.

>> No.7543117

Sit her on your lap. Get a boner, then tell her you're playing horsey.

>> No.7543126

>>7543117
>Sit her on your lap

>> No.7543133

I had two cousins show up at my house a few hours ago. They're 10ish and 8ish. They live a few blocks over so they just walked over. I was just going to pick up carry-out for the family and they ate soup and crackers. I felt horrible. The younger one is adopted and she came from an abusive family. She's so adorable. When she first came over one of the dogs pushed her over and from the way she fell, her dress came up and anyone could see her panties. I felt no sexual urges and looked away quickly.

Their parents, my aunt and uncle, adopt a lot of children in addition to having a large amount of biological children. In their house right now, I believe there are... 11(?) kids living there, if you count my cousins living there that are older than me who have kids of their own. My mother told me the kids are a bit scared of me because they don't really know me much and I keep to myself at family gatherings. To be honest, I don't know most of their names so I guess I don't know them that well either. Oh well.

>> No.7543137

>>7543097
This

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>>7543089

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>>7543133
Those kids have good intuition. You need to work on your sociopathic skills.

>> No.7543162

>>7543156
Someone needs to take photoshop away from this man. It's getting a little out of hand.

>> No.7543163

>>7543162
I find it funny

but of course its still shitposting, even if its amusing shitposting

>> No.7543165

>>7543156

Ohayo Warp-san!

Question for OP: How old?

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Real pedophilia is disgusting and wrong, I hope you get arrested and killed in prison.

>> No.7543174

>>7543160
I'm fine with my biological cousins (who are like siblings to me), and the first two adoptees. It's all the ones after that who are a bit scared of me. Maybe I speak oddly and it scares them. Who knows.

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>> No.7543179

>>7543163
I'm not saying it isn't funny. I've quite the laugh at it myself. But you're right it's shitposting. It really needs to stop. or at least space it out a bit more. He doesn't need to warp every single face used to start a thread.

>> No.7543184

>>7543174
Try being more playful, in the good sense with them to earn trust, and act like a mentor.

>> No.7543191

gb2/anontalk/

>> No.7543190

>>7543172
I'm with you. even considering that I'm a pro-human rights, and really can't say it with a straight face, I believe that people like him deserves a instant death. where they are. not tortures, not cruel detentions or executions, just a quick and practical headshot.

>> No.7543195

>>7543179
He's a bit of an attention whore with his age. I'd appreciate it more if he sage posted in threads deep in the caves of jp.

>> No.7543207

Just enjoy her company, OP. Don't go any further than what you're doing, children can remember this stuff later when they've learned about molestation and confront you with it.

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>Disgusting criminals like you should be executed!

>> No.7543216

Is this US /jp/?

>> No.7543222

>>7543216
This is shit /jp/. All countries, all hours of the day.

>> No.7543229

My little sister who's 11 brought her friend over about 2 months ago. I left my room to take a shit. I come back in my room and see my little sister and her sniffing my boxers from the hamper.

I came in those boxers a few hours before throwing it in because I was out of tissues and too lazy so figured I'd just cum in my boxers and take a shower right after.

I didn't say a word, they threw it down in a hurry and my sister said "WE WEREN'T LOOKING FOR MONEY IN YOUR PANTS POCKETS" or something stupid. Turns out I was missing $5 I had in my pocket of the pants I threw in the hamper.

>> No.7543231

>>7543222
Well okay. I normally sleep around 5-17 GMT+1 time, but I decided to stay up today. Now /jp/ feels really different.

>> No.7543232

>>7543160
Oh god I laffed

Going to go rewrite some loli doujins with hardboiled, chandler/hammet-esque prose.

>> No.7543234

>>7543229
You just got hustled.

>> No.7543236

>>7543089
/jp/ - Criminal Scum

>> No.7543239

>>7543229
>>7543234
At least they're too young to be using it on crack.

Thats candy money.

>> No.7543240

>>7543231
How so? Its always this way this time of day.

and have you been the anon asking this around on all the threads?

>> No.7543241

>>7543232
You'd really love /a/ then.

>> No.7543242

>>7543231
the pedophiles show up and start talking about their 3dpd in the middle of the night lately.

>> No.7543247

>>7543229
A little girl smelled your cum. Fill in another box on your /jp/ bingo card.

>> No.7543251

>>7543240
Can you link to some of them? I don't think so at least.

>> No.7543262

>>7543239
I'm 21 and when I get extra money, it's an equal tossup between candy, cake, ice cream, and beer. Most recently beer won over the rest.

>> No.7543276

>>7543172
>>7543190
>>7543242
Fuck off back to /a/, scum.

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