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Goodbye /jp/

Today I have become a normal. I had sex with a girl from craigslist. She had an orgasm, but I couldn't get one myself. I took her out to eat, then we had sex again and I still couldn't get one. I took her home and then jacked off and I came so hard it went all over the fucking place and even on my own face.

Don't be like me. Sex is the most over rated thing in the world. It felt just like a fleshlight you put between your mattress and hump. For the good of your wifu, stay pure.

I just wish I could've read the second half of Umineko ep 8. But now that I have to leave, that is all over.

Sleep peacefully, my most beloved witch, Beatrice.

>> No.7533480

>couldn't cum
You're still one of us

>> No.7533481

should've used the m4m section instead of finding a tramp who probably gave you herpes. he would've sucked your dry.

>> No.7533482

I'll heed your words then. Though you may fall I shall use your experiences to grow stronger.

>> No.7533483

>I just wish I could've read the second half of Umineko ep 8.
No you don't, you're better off not knowing what a piece of ass it is.

>> No.7533484

>>7533480

actually laughed out loud at this one

>> No.7533485

>who am I

You're like fucking seven people, bitch.

>> No.7533503

>She had an orgasm
HAHAHA NO. That's a typical girl faking it. You never made her cum. Reported.

>> No.7533504
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7533504

And the worst part is:

She pretended she had those orgasms.

welcome back.

>> No.7533505

>>7533485

No, she's only fucking two people and lusting for a third.

>> No.7533522

>>7533505
Battler, Kinzo, George, Jessica.

>> No.7533528

sux2bu
Enjoy being polluted.

>> No.7533570

you know, I have that same problem too.
when I have sex with a girl I can't cum unless I try really hard, close my eyes, and think of my waifu or something.
so now when we have sex she says I got lots of endurance and she cums at least twice (seems real to me)

but I agree, hands and lotion is a lot more stimulating, it takes me 30 min to cum during sex while i can cum in 30 secs to quality doujinshi.
plus 3d girls take too much time, with 2d you can save and load.

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