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So, me and my girlfriend had this discussion about touhous. She says they're all non-virgins, but I just can't agree with that.
What's your take on this, /jp/?

>> No.7527205

i fucked all the 2hus so yea 8)

>> No.7527204
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7527204

My take is that the time is nigh when

WE SHALL RULE AGAIN

>> No.7527212

No proof for either argument. Therefore whatever, e-mail ZUN. Except maybe Sanae you know going through highschool and all.

>> No.7527213

Patchouli is basically a basement dweller, so there.

>> No.7527214

I wouldn't doubt it. Most of them are hundreds, if not thousands of years old. They had to have done it sometime. I don't really care though, I don't see the big deal with being a virgin.

>> No.7527216

>>7527202

Well, it's all about imagination. If you like to imagine that none of them are virgins, fine for you. I don't really care...

>> No.7527227

>>7527213
But she probably had a social life before becoming a basement dweller, right?

>> No.7527230

I don't think many of them have. There's always the possibility, but Gensokyo doesn't seem like that kind of place. Not like there will ever be any definitive answer anyways. Don't worry about it.

>> No.7527240

>Girlfriend

jealous slut.

>> No.7527248

Most of them, probably not. Cirno, Reimu, Marisa, Sanae, almost certainly.

>> No.7527250

>>7527248
"Probably not" and "certainly" virgins, of course.

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7527251

Scissoring counts as cherry popping right?

>> No.7527261
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7527261

why mention girlfriend?
I have a good girlfriend and she demands hot sex every night, but that is a separate matter.
keep /jp/ pure.
impolite sage.

>> No.7527264

>>7527251

If that's the case, Marisa's deflowered half of Gensokyo already.

>> No.7527289

Every touhou that is 500+ years old is probably a non-virgin. Except Mokou and Yuuka perhaps. Not being virgins somehow wouldn't suit them.

>> No.7527306

>>7527289
For some reason I don't imagine Yuuka as being particularly interested in sex. Mokou, though, I could picture.

>> No.7527310

"If I was going to make a shit thread, I would make one like this." - Anonymous

>> No.7527323

>>7527306
Ditto that.

I bet Yukari, Kanako and maybe Yuyuko on the other hand have a lot of experience

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>>7527323
It's just because of their big breasts, isn't it.

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>>7527264
Ahhh Marisa... the thief of virgin hearts.

>> No.7527372

>>7527361
Nah. Because they somehow look mature and experienced and I couldn't imagine a virgin hag.

>> No.7527375

>>7527310
Jokes on you, you used the wrong grammar.

Anonymous already did make this thread.

>> No.7527380

>>7527323
Yuyuko loves eating. Since she's a ghost, she doesn't eat for energy, or to keep hunger pains away, so the only reason is that she eats for the pleasure of eating. Food tastes good, after all.

So yeah, she's probably not a virgin either.

>> No.7527394

>She says they're all non-virgins
She should know best right?

Hint: she's a slut.

>> No.7527412

Black Tewi says believe whatever you want to believe.

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>>7527372
Byakuren is as pure as the driven snow.

>> No.7527463

Immortals have no need for children so I'd imagine they'd pay no attention to their genitals. I agree it's strange to see a grown woman still be a Virgin but it's the case.

>> No.7527476

>>7527463
I guess you've never heard of sex for the sake of pleasure or rape for that matter, right?

I can totally imagine Mokou not being a virgin.

>> No.7527523

>>7527476
When you're immortal what's better than doing everything you couldn't bring yourself to do while mortal? It's canon she killed a lot of people in a long period of time. Why not do drugs, have sex, and destroy?

>> No.7528181

>Girlfriend.

GTFO normalfag, go spread your summer elsewhere.

>> No.7529801

>>7528181
I was waiting for someone to say this.

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