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>> No.7525241

I'd let her in.

>> No.7525256

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT

>> No.7525284

you are not the pizzaboy, unless you have something to eat.

>> No.7525296

She wants to lay eggs

>> No.7525368

Do like in Higurashi, slam the door on her hand.

>> No.7525435

>>7525368
You understimate the Yandere.

You. Have. No. Escape.

>> No.7525449
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7525449

Why does she want to come in anyway?
She can see you anytime she wants.
She's watching you when you sleep, and when you do other things.

>> No.7525456
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>>7525435
Why would you even want to escape.

>> No.7525463

>>7525456

Yanderes are just for fantasy and fapping purposes.

Nobody actually wants a crazy bitch. If some hoe tried to come in my house I would slap the fuck out of her.

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>> No.7525467

>>7525463
I'd honestly be cool with it.

>> No.7525471

>>7525463

I do.

>> No.7525472

>>7525463
The appeal of Yandere is that they are crazy for you.Literally.They will never betray you and love you so much that they go insane.
Isn't that nice?

>> No.7525474
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>>7525463
A wussy prissy little thing like you? Fat chance.

>> No.7525478

>>7525456
Because I'm in Gensokyo and there are other things I want to do, and I want to be with my waifu and not Aya-but-not-as-good-as-Aya.

>> No.7525481

>>7525467
You wouldn't let a fat pig-looking woman in your house now would you?

>> No.7525486

>>7525463

Depends on what kind of crazy she is for me.

>> No.7525501

>>7525467

Why? There are plenty of normal women out there.

Enjoy paying child support for 18 years after she pokes holes in your condoms.

>>7525472

See above. A crazy bitch doesn't deserve anything more than to be used for the occasional fuck when I feel like it.

>>7525474

Nope.

>> No.7525503

>>7525481
That isn't fair.
If she is far below my standards of course I wouldn't.
No one wouldn't.

But if a girl of my standards wanted to violently break into my house for the sole purpose of knocking me out, tying me up and caring for me forever and ever I'd do it.

>> No.7525505

>>7525503

>virgin.jpg

>> No.7525506

>>7525503

I hope this happens to me ;_;

>> No.7525512

Suddenly it sounds like you're talking about 3D.

>> No.7525516 [SPOILER] 
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7525516

>>7525505
Not virgin.
Just my personal fantasy. I wanna get raped ;_; by a girl this time

>> No.7525517

>>7525503
Ask yourself what the odds are that it will be someone of your standards.

>> No.7525523
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7525523

You're missing the point here.
She's a tengu. You'll easily be able to tell when things start going downhill when you wake up with your neighbour's genital warts on your nose. In which case you should tell your neighbour to run and - if necessary - escape yourself, preferably somewhere far from temperate water.

>> No.7525522

>>7525516

Being raped by a girl was the happiest moment of my life because I loved her ;_;

>> No.7525520

>>7525517
Pretty low.
The odds of having finding a crazy girl to toy around with long enough that she wants to kidnap me and rape me are even lower.

>> No.7525550

>>7525523

I don't even know my neighbors.

>> No.7525601
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>>7525550

Interesting. Must remember isolation from all other living beings as possible yandere failsafe mechanism.

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>>7525601
Yeah, but what if she has been stalking you the few times you go outside, like the convenience store or to take out the trash? Or what if she's watching you with a telescope from a nearby building all day?

Do not underestimate your personal yandere.

On an unrelated note Dollfagers, I am so jealous of you! ;_; Jealous jealous JEALOUS

>> No.7525621

>>7525617

I'd be jealous of me too ;_;

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>>7525621
Argh! Stop being so moe!

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>>7525634

I'm not trying to be, so I can't stop ;_;

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>>7525641
I'm going to do something else before I enter a fit of adoration again. Later.

>> No.7525664

>>7525658

See you tomorrow and every day until we die.

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