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7520608 No.7520608 [Reply] [Original]

>ZUN!bar

>> No.7520610

Why do you keep doing this? This is silly.

>> No.7520620

>ZUN!bar blogging like crazy in IRC
>"Hey ZUN!bar"
>Watch as he freezes in fear

ZUN!bar is soooo fucking moe, I was just inspired to try and rewrite this pasta from memory. I wonder how accurate my attempt is.

>> No.7520627
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7520627

>ZUN!bar

>> No.7520630

>>7520620
>>someone says my name in IRC
>>get all embarrassed, quickly minimize the window and never check IRC for the rest of the day

I wish I was joking.

>> No.7520634
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7520634

>>7520620
>>7520630
Holy fuck, that's moe. I think I just fell in love.

>> No.7520633

>>7520630
why don't you do it with /jp/ too?

>> No.7520639

>>7520633
he has trips here and cannot into vhost, obviousely.

>> No.7520645 [SPOILER] 
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7520645

>ZUN!bar

>> No.7520647

You guys are stupid

>> No.7520652

>>7520647
>implying it isn't just gay!bar samefriending

>> No.7520658

>>7520652
don't bump bar's faggotry

>> No.7520663

whats this about zunbar?

>> No.7520672

>>7520639
No I meant that he should start minimizing 4chan and never checking it again for the whole day when shit threads like these are made, and not fuel the massive circlejerk shitposting. Just you know, for a change.

>> No.7520677

>>7520672
i know what you mean. he has trips here = he feels safe so he won't minimalize his browser. that's my point.

>> No.7521153

>>7520633
I do step away for a bit. This thread made me go to the gym a little earlier today. And it's easier to deal with here because you're Anon.

>>7520672
Circle jerk implies that I derive pleasure from this stuff, but I don't.

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7521197

>ZUN!bar

>> No.7521222
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7521222

ZUN!bar

>> No.7521227

>>7521153

And then you bump these threads like an idiot. Wait, you're the OP. It only makes sense you'd want to bump it.

>> No.7521242
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7521242

>>7521227

>Because noone likes me, they don't like anyone else
>Troll logic

>> No.7521248

>>7521227
It's like any action causes Anon to get buttmad.

I bumped it because I want to continue this conversation. I think I know who's currently posting this greentext stuff at the moment anyways.

>> No.7521249

>>7521242

Looks like someone hurt your feelings, zun!bar.

>> No.7521250

Was ZUN!bar always this much of a shitposter?

>> No.7521254
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7521254

>>7521248

>ZUN!bar

>> No.7521259
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7521259

>>7521249

>I don't know how to check for samefagging

Try me, faggot.

>> No.7521265

>>7521248
Silly ZUN!bar, you can easily have a conversation without bumping a thread. You've been around for a long time, I'm sure you're more than well aware of this.

>> No.7521267
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7521267

>ZUN!barYV1VtIA

>> No.7521275

>>7521250
It's not so much as ZUN as it is Sion trying to get his attention with all the >ZUN!bar threads he makes.

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7521277

>ZUN!bar

>> No.7521288
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7521288

>ZUN!bar

>> No.7521298
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7521298

Oh god.

>> No.7521316

Heh, Zunbar sure instigates this faggoty and it's not like he is as stupid as not to udnerstand what he actually does.

>> No.7521324

>>7521316

>Finds it hard to believe people actually like someone.

Must feel bad to be so miserable.

>> No.7521330

>>7521298
I love you.

>> No.7521333

>>7521324
That's not the point of my post and I did not imply something like that.

>> No.7521335

>>7521333
But you did.

>> No.7521334

>>7521333

Then why fill a playful thread with such negativity?

>> No.7521348

I want to swallow ZUN!bar's manhood and make him come in my throat.

>> No.7521354

>>7521330
How is this possible? I mean I don't even know your name and stuff.

I dunno. Love is a really strong word.

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7521356

>>7521348

>> No.7521361

>>7521334
>>7521335
What I really said is that ZUN!bar replies and encourage you.
So you should probably feel happy since it's not that onesided.
But oh well, let it be your way.

>> No.7521367

>>7521361

So you're saying that you wouldn't respond if people responded so positively to you?

>> No.7521372

>>7521367
Those stalking-like posts with pics and stuff like
>I want to swallow ZUN!bar's manhood and make him come in my throat.
is not exactly what I would call a positive responses.

>> No.7521376

>>7521372

Evidently you do not have a sense of humor.

>> No.7521381

>>7521376
I'm completely serious, if ZUN!bar is half as cute as I imagine him to be, I want to fellate his penis.

>> No.7521392

>>7521381
Oh and for the record I'm not gay or anything, the idea of seducing a tripfriend from /jp/ maked me hard.

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7521396

>>7521381
Here.

Enjoy your fellatio.

>> No.7521400

>>7521396
dem legs

>> No.7521399

>>7521392

Well that's...Interesting to say the least. Good luck on your endeavors I guess.

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7521401

>ZUN!bar

>> No.7521404

>>7521376
...you are not the first person saying that.
>>7521392
>I'm not gay
Yeah, you're not a gay, you just want to suck off someone's dick, very convinsing not.

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7521407

>ZUN!bar

>> No.7521411
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7521411

>Sudo !Tohsaka8ks

Where are you? ;_;

>> No.7521412
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7521412

>ZUN!bar

>> No.7521419
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7521419

>>7521411
>Sudo
I miss him too

>> No.7521426

>>7521153
I didn't realize that

>ZUN!bar

actually made ZUN!bar nervous.

It gives me the impression of one of those superstitious charms, like throwing salt over your shoulder or knocking on a nurikabe.

"If you happen to see a ZUN!bar while lurking /jp/, quickly find a silly image and greentext ZUN!bar, as it will confuse him and allow you to escape."

>> No.7521431

>>7521411
>>7521419
I'm afraid I have bad news... Sudo was hospitalized last night after a severe heart attack. The doctors are unsure of whether he'll pull through.

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7521435

>>7521431
That fucking fatty!

>> No.7521434
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7521434

>"iluvOP

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7521433

>>7521431
大丈夫だ 問題ない

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7521443

>>7521433
>Sudo

>> No.7521444
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7521444

>>7521433

Der Herr sei gepriesen!

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7521447

>>7521443
>>7521444

>> No.7521452

>>7521431

Sudo had to come back, now my response is ruined.

>> No.7521455

>>7521381
>>7521392
Anon that's literally the gayest thing I've heard in two days.

>>7521407
>>7521412
Please don't do this with arousing images/characters.

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7521458

>>7521452
I just woke up, sorry.

>> No.7521460

>>7521433
Why is she yellow?

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7521472

>>7521458
>I just woke up
>15:55 in ameriland

>> No.7521482

>>7521472

On the east coast, it's only 13:00 on the west coast.

>> No.7521490
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[ERROR]

>>7521472
I didn't fall asleep until like 8AM.

>> No.7521495

>>7521472

Living the dream.

>> No.7521493

>>7521482
I don't know which exact timezone Sudo is in. Where are you Sudo?

>> No.7521500

>>7521493
Eastern.

>> No.7521565

This thread gave me a hate aneurysm.

>> No.7521628

wow zunbar you sound moe as fuck

>> No.7521668

>>7521455
Please let me caress your face gently and kiss you on your lips zunbar.

>> No.7521673
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7521673

Sudo x ZUN!bar is my OTP

>> No.7521676

>>7521673

Man you guys are crazy, I tell you what. But it's not like I can do anything about it.

>> No.7521712
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7521712

>>7521673
>ZUN!bar molesting Sudo
I'd watch it.

>> No.7521734

>>7521673
Zun x Taiko is mine.

>> No.7521757

>>7521734
We have similar tastes it seems.

Taiko x BOOF here.

>> No.7521774

Are you sure that's enough shitposts?

>> No.7521779

You all are fucking idiots.

>> No.7521801

>>7521779
I am rubber you are glue

>> No.7521802

>>7521779
How?

>> No.7521819

I take it he was agreeable?

>> No.7521827

>ZUN!bar
>80 posts and 30 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

really? are you this bored?

>> No.7521832

>>7521819
He didn't really have a choice

>> No.7521852

>>7521832
Neither did I

>> No.7521852,1 [INTERNAL] 

haha

>> No.7521852,2 [INTERNAL] 

Please don't bump these.

>> No.7521852,3 [INTERNAL] 

bump!!!!!!

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