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7515909 No.7515909 [Reply] [Original]

I've come to the realization that /jp/ excist solely for the reason of making sure that otakus don't get girlfriends by prolonging the time of not "being interested" in a girlfriend and getting them stuck in 2D mode. I've come to warn you.

Also, Reimu is shit.

>> No.7515914

IHBT. Don't let yourselves get trolled, sisters!

>> No.7515924

Why warn me about something that's for the better?

>> No.7515925

NHK ni youkosou is now a documentary.

>> No.7515943
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>>7515909
>warning
>about a positive future

>> No.7515945

don't talk shit about reimu you a

>> No.7515951

But we aren't otaku. We are just weeaboos.

>> No.7515954

>>7515951
let me get that sage for you

>> No.7515962

>>7515954
Sage is overrated. It's best to bump a bad thread until it reaches the bumplimit.

>> No.7515999

This thread and picture is horrible shame.

>> No.7516000

>>7515909
Yeah, you're right about that buddy.
Reimu IS shit.

>> No.7516048
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7516048

>He puts up with a woman's drama, lies, and extreme entitlement just so he can stick his penis inside a moist hole for a few minutes a week.

>> No.7518218

>>7516048
Kissless virgin detected

>> No.7518227

>>7518218
Welcome to /jp/.
I love how people swing that around like it's an insult here.

>> No.7518230

>>7515962
OP detected.

Also, /jp/ is untrollable, primarily because there are no real trolls left in the wild, just an inferior, vermin species of mimics.

The only "troll" still active on 4chan is the captcha system.

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7518232

but i've always been into 3D because the'i'yre mostly not censored to HELL and back
>EFW (E=EVERYONE)

>> No.7518259

Thanks for the warning, OP. I had no idea my 2D mode was so dependent on /jp/. I'll make sure not to neglect my /jp/ RDI.

>> No.7518281

>>7515951

Sorry about this post. I'm not from this board. I think I mis-clicked when I was looking for /a/.

Gomenasai

>> No.7518301
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7518301

You will never get things like pic related if you go on with this.

>> No.7518305

>>7518301

I knew that when I took this path. The path I'm on now is the path I must continue on.

>> No.7518315

/jp/ is a lonely path. It is also the ultimate humanitarian path. We forgo social interaction in hopes that someone out there in the world will take our share. Such is the sacrifice that we must endure when we take up the banner of /jp/. Our path is a solemn path. We do not expect to experience happiness. We do not expect companionship. We do not expect any interaction with the opposite sex. Instead we live our lives through the eyes of the protagonists in visual novels. Once we see through their eyes, we cannot turn back and hope to experiencing those things through our own mortal flesh. In becoming one with /jp/ we shed our fragile bodies for the eternal body that is a VN protagonist.

>> No.7518318

>>7518301
But this is my only path.

HOnestly, I started down the alternative once before, and I'm fully aware I'm not missing anything.

>> No.7518323

>>7518315
/jp/: the only people actually working on real issues like aids and overpopulation

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>>7518315

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>>7518301
Why is her face so tall? Her proportions are all messed up. Disgusting.

>> No.7518332

>>7518315
I don't know about you, but I'm quite happy indulging myself in my hobbies all day and not worrying about anyone else. The only possible stress in my life comes from uncertain future, but that's not a problem if you just take it easy and disregard that line of thinking.

There's always Gensokyo for when things turn sour. In that case it'd be the quality of my life rather than quantity. I lived happily until whenever, and I really don't care. Selfish? Yes.

>> No.7518334

>>7518301
Ugly nose, caked with makeup, photoshopped imperfections away. You'll never get her either, since she doesn't really exist in that form.

>> No.7518339

>>7518315
Never once retreating, never once being understood.

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7518344

Can't I just enjoy doujin games without having to agree with all this BS /jp/ TRUNEET lifestyle rhetoric

You guys are worse than /a/ when it comes to treating opinions as facts. Take it fucking easy.

>> No.7518359

>>7518344
>Can't I just enjoy doujin games without having to agree with all this BS /jp/ TRUNEET lifestyle rhetoric

So new that I can smell the summer 100 feet away.

>> No.7518360
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7518360

Seriously, wake up... You guys are worse than monks. Before you know it you're in your 30s and still jacking off to Cirno. Is that what you want?

>> No.7518364

>>7518360
Not seeing a problem.

>> No.7518367

>>7518360
Yes

>> No.7518368

>>7518360

Maybe I do. But I won't force it on anyone else. Because that's not cool.

>> No.7518371

>>7518360
Sure, why not?

>> No.7518380

>>7518360

Is there something wrong with that?

>> No.7518386

>>7518360
I'm already 34 and doing this. I don't see the problem.

>> No.7518391

>>7518360
I would truly consider myself blessed if I could be so fortunate as to live such a life.

>> No.7518405
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7518405

Just take it easy

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7518432

>>7518364
>>7518367
>>7518368
>>7518371
>>7518380
>>7518386
>>7518391
>>7518405
Look at this girl, would you pick that shit like Marisa over this 3D girl? Yeah, I didn't think so.

>> No.7518438

>>7518432

You may not think so, but I would pick Marisa.

>> No.7518442

>>7518432
You so crazy

>> No.7518445

>>7518432
Are you incapable of the conception of beings who do not share the same preferences as you?

>> No.7518454

>>7518432
Yeah, actually. I'm not quite sure why people believe it's hard to get a date, it isn't. I've actually turned down girls in high school as well, though you may not want to count that considering most of them were whores that pretty much seemed to be in competition with each other over who can suck the most dicks before graduation or something. There was one nerdy girl that tried getting me to join her anime club and eventually confessed as well, and she was pretty well mannered. But I found no interest in her. I dunno why, maybe it's because I ignored them so much that they thought I was some edgy mystery dude? All I did was fucking keep to myself and listen to my CD player all day.

But this is just bait anyway, you're not being too subtle. Just felt like responding because you took the effort to post that.

>> No.7518455

>>7518432
Who the fuck would like that slut?

>> No.7518449

>>7518432
I can already feel her being an annoying bitch from just the picture.

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