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Could anyone post ideas how to open portal, please?

It's so good day today and it would be sad if I wouldn't try to open portal any time soon! (last method didn't work)

>> No.7515372

Run head first into a television screen

>> No.7515373

Try jumping into moving traffic.

>> No.7515375

Be careful with those portals, man. A friend of mine did a lot of experiments with portals to other dimensions, and it ended up with him and his daughter getting abducted by some weird dark creature from a place he opened a portal to.

>> No.7515377

do you live close to any train tracks?

>> No.7515381

Watch every season of Sliders twice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c490UgHh6E

>> No.7515403

>>7515377
No.

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>>7515407

>> No.7515423

>>7515407
The Command & Conquer soundtrack is now playing in your head.

>> No.7515480

>>7515423
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdp7Oq1a9_0


I remember how long each mission was loading at my computer few years ago when game was new...

>> No.7515499

>>7515423
brb, having flashbacks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so6HSjG8Hgs

>> No.7515679

Let's continue business as usually - let's post portals.

>> No.7515697
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7515697

fall down a tall as HELL building?

>> No.7515706

>>7515697
I live at low floor and my window is directed on tree. If I would jump I would break my hands at most or land at balcony that's under my window if unlucky.

>> No.7515718

erotic asphyxiation, maybe? seems like a pretty /jp/ way to go.

>> No.7515758
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Yeah, no thanks. I like living in a stable environment without /jp/ denizens triggering portal storms solely to fulfill their lewd desires on touhous.

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>>7515758
0% "lewd desires" in my case.

>>7515718
What?

>> No.7515785

>>7515758

I can understand that. Some of these guys be crazy. However, I'll find my way into Gensokyo somehow. Without anything lewd involved.

>> No.7515795

12 gauge shotgun applied to rectum. Try it out, OP.

>> No.7515836

Get one of those make your own popsicle kit and use your semen. Then eat it.

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It's just one good portal and everyone will be happy!

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Soon someone will post working method that I will be able to understand and to do. I'm sure of it!

I already prepared everything for opening portal. I even donated all my money for poor people...

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