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Let's talk about being little girls.

How much process have you made? Have you worked up the courage to shave your legs yet? Don't tell me you're chickening out, /jp/

>> No.7513063

My legs are pretty hairy so I don't know how to begin.

>> No.7513065

>>7513063

waxing or hair removal kit

>> No.7513068

I'm sure it's one person posting all these threads about being little girl on /jp/. I'm certain about this. Really.

>> No.7513073

>>7513068
How does it feel to be so wrong?

>> No.7513079

>>7513063
Get an epilator.

>> No.7513082

I have no body hair, I cut my legs off from the knees down, and I cut my arms from the elbows down so I look smaller.

>> No.7513111

>>7513079
Sudo... ハァハァ... do you shave your legs?

>> No.7513114

Let's not and pretend they don't even exist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLPDBGZiT54

>>7513068
There is a small amount who do want to be girls, but most of them want to be sluts and pleasure men. It's mostly people from /cgl/ who keep spamming "we're all little girls on /jp/ xD"

>> No.7513118

>>7513082
HOw'd you do the last arm? Put it through a machine?

>> No.7513132

>>7513111
Yes.

>> No.7513166

>>7513132
So you weigh 300 pounds shave your legs and betrayed manhood by wanting to become a woman? No, even less a little girl?

You should go get a job you don't deserve to be a NEET. You're a disgrace to true NEET everywhere.

>> No.7513191

>>7513114 most of them want to be sluts and pleasure men.

I'm guessing only half want that, and the other half would prefer to remain pure maidens or only want pure love with other girls, or whatever.

But really, I don't see how it's possible to make sweeping demographic statements about this sort of thing with any confidence on an anonymous imageboard. There's likely more autogynephilia on a board like this than in an average population, but making claims beyond that seems presumptuous.

>> No.7513203

>>7513166
Too cruel, Anonymous. In all fairness, if I were 300 pounds I'd want to be little too.

>> No.7513210

>>7513166
I haven't been 300 pounds for 4 years now. I dropped down to 140.

>> No.7513215

>>7513210
Are you trying to look like the little girl? Is that why you shave your legs?

>> No.7513219

>>7513191
This is an anonymous message board. Half the fun is making sweeping proclamations about everybody and seeing who tries to call you out on something that can't be proven either way.

>> No.7513225

>>7513215
I'm too tall to be the little girl, unfortunately. I'm 6'3".

>> No.7513227

>>7513219

Every poster who does that is a floor-pissing autist, though.

>> No.7513230

>>7513227
That's not true at all. You must be a truly new faggot if you really believe something like that.

>> No.7513255

>>7513225 6'3"

Become a cool and elegant oneesama.

>> No.7513291

>>7513225
> I'm 6'3".
That's kind of scary. You are like 7 inches taller than me.

>> No.7513294

>>7513255
Okay.
>>7513291
Being really tall isn't that great, you're not missing out.

>> No.7513298

>>7513294
But you can reach those tall books at the library for all those shy fujoshi.

>> No.7513304

I'm in the process of it. I've been on hormones a little over 2 months. I was pretty girly to begin with, so I estimate about 2-3 more months and some proper voice practice and I should be good to go.

>> No.7513305

I shave my ankles because I don't like it when my curly gorilla like hair gets stuck in my socks.

Besides that though I feel the only thing a man should shave is his face and maybe trim his pubic area.

>> No.7513318

>>7513191
Actually you're completely wrong, but whatever feel free to continue samefagging threads to believe what you said. There is a major divide between real cross dressing threads and this abomination 1 or 2 people continually spam. There was the original and real one where people cross-dressed for various reasons and it was strictly about cross-dressing. First and largest wanted to be pretty traps and the ones who couldn't wanted to be girls or wished they could be passable traps. Others wanted to feel feminine and beautiful or whatever, and the smallest minority was the MfT transsexuals who wanted to be lesbians little girls. Actually calling them a minority is too much because it was basically a running joke and there was probably 1 people serious about it.

These threads are a failed abortion between the role-playing cancer threads from last summer about being a little girl which don't get any replies and the cross-dressing threads which get 250+. Stop trying to use the tent approach and just make your shitty role-playing thread so you can get ignored and promptly leave.

Just because men want to act feminine and dress pretty doesn't mean they actually want to be women, doesn't mean they even like women, and finally after going through the entire list of possibilities would you finally a reach the super sub minority which want to be MtF trannsexual lesbians, and even below that would they be pedophile MtF transsexual lesbians.


I'd also bet money (roughly $10) that you're a female trying to encourage this roleplaying bullshit.

>> No.7513325

>>7513318
Oh hey, it's that one guy who writes essays about the fact that there's only one person new to /jp/ who ever references the idea that the userbase of /jp/ consists entirely of little girls.

>> No.7513333

>>7513325
Implying something like that doesn't change the fact of the matter, and I've seen plenty of other people write longer posts than mine about it.

>> No.7513336
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>>7513318
This is 4chan. Very few people here actually understand the opposite gender. You don't really know what's going through anyone's head here. People could be perverts, people could be transgendered. I've personally stopped caring.

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7513345

>>7513318

>>>>7513304 here, I'm an MtF lesbian.
deal with it.

>> No.7513347

>>7513333
I'll add onto my post this

People reference the entirety of /jp/ as an infinite number of things, but it's only a small group who continually make these threads mixing cross-dressing threads and the desire to be a little girl.

>> No.7513351

>Shave
Weak.

Epilating/waxing is the only way. Unless you're a filthy rich ojousama then laser is fine too.

That smooth feeling that lasts for a few weeks is the greatest feeling ever which only gets amplified when wearing thighhighs or pantyhose.

>> No.7513356

>>7513333
The fact of the matter is that you've made a huge list of unsupported assertions and nobody actually wants to engage you about it because it's not worth getting into a long retarded argument about what ideas "real /jp/" are allowed to hold and what ideas are verboten. The idea that one or even two people are forcing the whole thing is laughable if you even have a look around and see how many people reference it (most as a joke, but it's hardly being shoved down your throat by two people.)

And I have never seen a post longer than yours about the whole "people who talk about little girls are actually sluts from /cgl/," mostly because your post is so long it looks like it's practically on the limit.

>> No.7513360

stop makin' these threads man you're gonna make me do it

>> No.7513366

>>7513351
But they are so damn painful

>> No.7513371
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7513371

I've dropped a dimension by dabbling in the dark arts. Each day I can make myself a little younger but my female form isn't stable yet so most of my effort is spent maintaining that. The ritual is encoded in my last 5 posts in case anyone hasn't discovered it yet.

>> No.7513377

>>7513366
>painful
Went straight for my pubic hair the first time I got my epilator. If you can't take the pain then you don't deserve to be the little girl.

>> No.7513384

>>7513371
Just take hormones, numpnuts.
>>7513351
Owch, shit. I've never used an epilator before. Do they really hurt as much as advertised?

>> No.7513385

Is it possible just to dodge the whole epilation thing and gain skin that's approximately as smooth just by shaving once or twice a day? I'm not that hairy to begin with, but I don't think I'll be comfortable with either melting it down or pulling it all out by the roots. I just want to be able to wear stockings.

>> No.7513386

>>7513318
Are you the same guy that hates yuri shit and spams his dislike for it every time the topic pops up? You sound just like him.

>> No.7513392

>>7513386
/jp/ universally hates yurishit

>> No.7513398

>>7513318 I'd also bet money (roughly $10) that you're a female trying to encourage this roleplaying bullshit.

...Why would you think this? Are you assuming there are femanons conspiring to feminize /jp/sies through /jp/ loli mansion posts, or something?

I'm not a woman, by the way.

>> No.7513403

>>7513392
Nonsense.

>> No.7513405

>>7513356
You haven't even browsed /jp/ that long so it's not surprising you wouldn't. How are they random assertions? I suppose if I wasn't around when they were made and didn't read them I'd say that too, but they aren't regardless of how frustrated you are on the issue.

/jp/ didn't suddenly get a shit ton of MfT transsexual lesbians posters over night making these threads and not being a few people. Your role-playing MfT lesbian shit started last summer and since that post I've seen a shit ton of comments about cgl and I've even seen people suggesting /cgl/ should get along in those threads too.

Referencing the entirety of /jp/ as something is common and done jokingly, but there is only a few who individuals who make this thread fucking completely obvious MfT lesbian threads. Wanting to cross-dress and be a woman doesn't have shit to do with being a lesbian girl.

>> No.7513408

>>7513384
>Do they really hurt as much as advertised?
See >>7513377

In my experience, as everyone has their own pain threshold, the pain was -greatly- exaggerated. Also, I'm the type of guy does not take pain very well.

>> No.7513409

>>7513366
Your skin will get used to the pain and it won't hurt as much after the first couple times. The hair will also take longer to grow back and will be lighter.

>> No.7513416

>>7513409
>>7513408
All right, I guess I'll look into one.
Do you guys use lotion or anything afterwards?

>> No.7513420

>>7513416
Exfoliating and using lotion helps prevent ingrown hairs/irritation, yeah.

>> No.7513422 [DELETED] 

>>7513405
>How are they random assertions?
How aren't they?

>they aren't regardless of how frustrated you are on the issue.
I stopped getting frustrated at people who tried to act like /jp/ authorities while being completely wrong a while ago.

>/jp/ didn't suddenly get a shit ton of MfT transsexual lesbians posters over night making these threads and not being a few people.
You keep saying that, but rest assured that most of the people who seriously would like to be little girls do not self-identify as "MtF transsexual lesbians," they just think that the idea of being a pretty little girl playing dress up and throwing tea parties a nice idea. It's an idea, a fantasy. Not everybody who responds positively to, "given the chance would like to become magical girls and fight witches in a team," self-identify as MtF transsexual lesbians with unnatural fetishes for violence. It just sounds like a hell of a lot more fun than that I'm doing now. You make it seem like this whole -thing- when it's just one opinion among a whole ton.

>> No.7513433

>>7513405
>How are they random assertions?
How aren't they?

>they aren't regardless of how frustrated you are on the issue.
I stopped getting frustrated at people who tried to act like /jp/ authorities while being completely wrong a while ago.

>/jp/ didn't suddenly get a shit ton of MfT transsexual lesbians posters over night making these threads and not being a few people.
You keep saying that, but rest assured that most of the people who seriously would like to be little girls do not self-identify as "MtF transsexual lesbians," they just think that the idea of being a pretty little girl playing dress up and throwing tea parties a nice idea. It's an idea, a fantasy. Not everybody who responds positively to the question, "given the chance would you like to join a magical girl team and fight witches in pretty outfits" self-identify as MtF transsexual lesbians with unnatural fetishes for violence. It just sounds like a hell of a lot more fun than that they're doing now.

You make it seem like this whole -thing- when it's just one opinion. Many people here have said, for example, that they would like to become faeries in Gensokyo. Does that mean that /jp/ is filled with M2F transsexual lesbian otherkin?

>> No.7513562

>For over 130 years, electrology has been and remains the only 100% permanent hair removal method recognized by government regulatory agencies such as the FDA.

Fuck flying cars, where is the trap-transformation futuretech? I'd like to buy an epilator and some girly stockings online, but the thought of having to epilate regularly forever is pretty dispiriting.

Epilatorbros, how regularly do you have to do it and how much work is it?

>> No.7513563

>>7513422
If you were around for the original cross-dressing threads which you can find on the easymodo you'll see there isn't any MtF lesbian shit in the threads it's strictly about cross-dressing and the only sexual stuff is about penises.

I already understand that most people don't view it that way. I'm saying go make your MfT lesbian thread about being little girls and if you want to make an actual cross-dressing thread than make it about cross-dressing. Shaving your legs and dressing feminine isn't related to being a little girl.

Over the last 3 days there has been 3(2?) of these threads which didn't even get replies really until you decided to finally put something actually related to cross-dressing and not just role-playing.

>> No.7513569

>>7513562
Like twice a month or so, I did it more often initially. It's not that much work once you've gotten all the thick hair off, most epilators come with a shaver attachment that you can use to get rid of it.

>> No.7513577

>>7513569
Shouldn't you focus more on losing weight first?

>> No.7513584

>>7513577
Shouldn't you focus more on reading the thread first?

>> No.7513586

>>7513563
Discussions about becoming an actual little girl are contentless mainly by virtue of how very much impossible the whole idea is. But fine, I've derailed this thread long enough.

Back to your regularly scheduled pantyhose.

>> No.7513587

>>7513416
I'd like to warn you first before you try this.

Make sure you are absolutely not prone to having a lot of ingrown hairs. I used to epilate and did so for about six months and now my thighs are covered with hideous ingrown hairs. They are growing in right under my skin going across it. Places where hair was removed the skin is darkening. Most of them resemble acne on my thighs. This happened even when I exfoliated vigorously everyday and put moisturizing lotion on after every shower. It did not help at all.

Now I have to see a dermatologist to see if something can't be done to help me.

Just make sure you aren't prone to ingrown hairs. I wish someone had told me this six months ago. I'd suggest you just tweeze a small area on your legs (lower/upper) and exfoliate/moisturize the area regularly to see if you do get them.

I'll never forget the first time I was completely hairfree though ;_;

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>>7513577
>I don't know how to read and just follow the baseless /jp/ hivemind

If I lose more weight I'd probably die, I'm already underweight.

>> No.7513605

>>7513598
I still don't understand why people always tease you about this.

>> No.7513610

I'm really tempted to put on a skirt and stockings and taking pics of myself in them. Obviously I won't show the upper part of my body.

Any tips?

>> No.7513614

>>7513605
They're trying to make him feel self-conscious about his weight so he dies from malnutrition. Why else?

>> No.7513627

>>7513605
Some idiot just randomly said it in a thread a long time ago with no evidence at all and kept forcing it until other people believed it as well.

>> No.7513631

>>7513598
You make it sound like that wouldn't be better for the human race as a whole.

Though I dunno, I just remember everyone saying you were fat, sorry I haven't followed your anorexia blog sudo I've had a full time job and been going to school full time.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to start a touhou imagespam thread to metapost in because this shit ain't my style.

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>>7513605
WHO NEET HERE?

>> No.7513691

>>7513605 I still don't understand why people always tease you about this.

Probably because he keeps responding to it. I'm pretty sure anyone who'd actually post about him in the first place realizes by now that he's no longer fat. They don't give a shit.

It's like miles and bedwetting, or 'kiss my womb with your penis.' It won't go away until the day Flanfly dies or Sudo becomes anon/changes identities.

>> No.7513694

>>7513631
Yes, I'm sure you've contributed great things to society, considering you post on /jp/. You have quite a sense of self-importance going there.

>> No.7513720

>>7513694
>considering you post on /jp/

I enjoy this shit, if that makes me a social pariah none of people I know and love care enough to tell me.

Though why not insult me instead of insulting everyone posting on the board?

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