Yesterday my mom caught me masturbating to hentai. She stood there for a good 20 seconds confused and scared. She slammed the door running. She is probably ashamed of me now. How do I deal with the embarrassment attached to this experience? Fuck.

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Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:18:56 2011 No.7512604 [Reply] [Original]

Yesterday my mom caught me masturbating to hentai. She stood there for a good 20 seconds confused and scared. She slammed the door running. She is probably ashamed of me now. How do I deal with the embarrassment attached to this experience? Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:19:56 2011 No.7512612 >She stood there for a good 20 seconds she want to fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:19:56 2011 No.7512610 >>>/soc/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:20:56 2011 No.7512618 >>7512610 No, my post has nothing to do with /soc/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:21:56 2011 No.7512623 >>7512618 It's /jp/ it has nothing to do with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:22:56 2011 No.7512635 shit happends.... expect soon your mother asking if you want to meet with a prostitute.... she will be willing to pay one for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:23:56 2011 No.7512637 >>7512623 It has nothing to do with /soc/ either, I posted here because its hentai, you guys like hentai right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:23:56 2011 No.7512641 There's porn and there's porn. What EXACTLY were you masturbating to? Also, is your mother religious?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:24:56 2011 No.7512645 >>7512637 1. >>>/h/ 2. Your post has nothing to do with hentai.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:24:56 2011 No.7512648 >>7512637 No we hate hentai ! We are all pure, innocent little girls and want nothing to do with your lewd addiction to the obscene !

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:26:56 2011 No.7512653 >>7512637 This belongs in /soc/, or perhaps /b/. It's common sense. Reported.

>>	Sakura !RAILgUnr8s Tue Jun 21 20:26:56 2011 No.7512656 What the hell is with the way some people use hentai? I don't really understand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:27:56 2011 No.7512660 >>7512641 I was jerking to some large pictures of alt hentai. Penis in vagina was clear on screen. I know she saw. My mom isn't religious, but she expects me to be normal and she already hates me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:28:56 2011 No.7512664 /jp/ is not your fucking blog and this isn't even on-topic. Kill yourself, you piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:29:56 2011 No.7512670 >>7512656 Masturbating to it? What other way is there to use it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:29:56 2011 No.7512674 >>7512664 Dude, I'm just trying to get help, don't be a dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:31:56 2011 No.7512684 >>7512674 You can ask for help on /soc/ or /adv/. Now delete this thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:31:56 2011 No.7512686 >>7512674 Then get help on /adv/, the board where you make shitty threads like this, retard.

Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:32:56 2011 No.7512695

>>7512660
Eh, that's fine then.
If she brings it up, just tell her that you're a healthy young male and that you've to satisfy your physiological needs. If she brings up that you were fapping to cartoons, here's how you explain them:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVUOvHYv3ME
As long as your mother isn't a religious nutjob and you weren't fapping to anything too weird, you're in the clear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:32:56 2011 No.7512694 >>7512686 >>7512684 /adv/ never responds, I'm not deleting untill I get the help I need. You guys know about hentai so I bet you can help, you just don't want to because you are mad for no reason.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:33:56 2011 No.7512704 >>7512694 No, we'll just report you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:34:56 2011 No.7512711 >>7512695 Sorry this video would help, my mom hates anime and Japanese culture, so she would just get mad and not finish watching the video.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:35:56 2011 No.7512715 >>7512694 Confirmed for under 18, possibly under 15.

>>	Nitori's Faceless !FRIENDgj1s Tue Jun 21 20:35:56 2011 No.7512716 >>7512660 wait, you mean there weren't even any black bars to hide the inoffensive parts???

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:35:56 2011 No.7512717 kill yourself OP

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:36:56 2011 No.7512718 >>7512674 Are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:37:56 2011 No.7512726 >>7512716 It was like pixelation you know? So you still could see color, but it was obscured with color blocks.

>>	Nitori's Faceless !FRIENDgj1s Tue Jun 21 20:39:56 2011 No.7512731 >>7512726 I like how I fucked up and wrote inoffensive and you still didn't read it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:39:56 2011 No.7512734 >>7512731 Oh, I didn't notice you wrote inoffensive. I thought you said offensive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:40:56 2011 No.7512735 >>7512711 God, you really are a fuckwit, aren't you. I didn't mean show her the video, just explain that fapping to drawings is normal the same way that Madarame explains it(starts at 1.45 or so)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:41:56 2011 No.7512742 >>7512735 Don't call me fuckwit, you stupid wapanese.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:43:56 2011 No.7512751 >>7512742 Looks like someone's mad. What are you going to do, internet tough guy?sa

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:46:56 2011 No.7512762 >>7512751 I'm pretty sure I'm tougher than all you faggots on /jp/. I should have gone to a different board, all you guys are jokes.

Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:46:56 2011 No.7512763

this doesn't belong in /soc/ you should fucking idiots. /soc/ is for rating pictures, meetups, and camwhoring. stop embarrassing yourself by acting this stupid. if you think you know enough about /jp/ to redirect someone to another board than get the board correct dumb newfag scum. the only correct answer would be /adv/ and /b/, but i'd suggest /v/ if you want funny replies and stories.

also
>She stood there for a good 20 seconds
she want to fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:48:56 2011 No.7512771 File: 40 KB, 324x246, 1302806161186.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7512763 >i'd suggest /v/ if you want funny replies and stories.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:49:56 2011 No.7512774 >>7512762 Thanks, you made my day. And yes, if you had half a brain you would have. >>7512763 We tried that, but >>7512694.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:50:56 2011 No.7512777 >>7512656 It mutated into a different word in English. Kind of like how in Japanese you can say "his my home."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:51:56 2011 No.7512780 >>7512774 go to /a/ or /v/. both have good off topic threads and can related to this story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:54:56 2011 No.7512787 >>7512780 What are you talking about, noob?

Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:56:56 2011 No.7512796

>>7512763
This. /jp/ redirects to /soc/ all the time for things which have absolutely nothing to do with /soc/.

Anyways, OP, you're fucked. There probably isn't even a single piece of advice that could save your ass right now anyways so stop being pissy on /jp/ and just delete the thread and get it over with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:57:56 2011 No.7512801 Your relationship with your mother is now forever tainted. Your only option is to commit ritual suicide, so that you may at least regain some semblance of dignity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:57:56 2011 No.7512805 >>7512787 >noob http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:58:56 2011 No.7512807 >>7512787 can you not fucking read at your age or what? i said go to /a/ or /v/ since they have good off-topic threads and can relate to what happened.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:58:56 2011 No.7512808 Your mother is a fucking retard. If she knows you watch anime it should be no surprise, I don't even understand how anyone can think masturbating to hentai is weird. Unless it was /d/ or loli stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 21:00:56 2011 No.7512812 >>7512808 I think my dad used give me shit back when I was found out due to history on pc. I looked at hentai. I was only 13 but I don't think he talks about it anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 21:01:56 2011 No.7512815 >>7512807 They report and sometimes ban for off topic in /a/ and /v/, not to mention I'm sure they would all call me a faggot.

Sakura !RAILgUnr8s Tue Jun 21 21:01:56 2011 No.7512816

My stepdad walked in on my once when I was going at it. Embarrassing needless to say. My mother also walked in on my once, but I hid my privates in time so it just looked like I was looking at a dirty magazine. We also had a freeloader at the house for a year, and the computer was in the living room, so she would be sleeping on the couch and I would be going at it on the computer literally right next to her. I hope she didn't awake ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 21:02:56 2011 No.7512820 >>7512816 r u liek 12 or sumthin?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 21:03:56 2011 No.7512823 >>7512787 >noob Get the fuck out, and go back to being a generic pub in shitty MMOs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 21:05:56 2011 No.7512830 >>7512815 Of course they do, that's the proper response to off-topic threads. And we're calling you a faggot here too, I don't see what the difference is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 21:06:56 2011 No.7512832 >>7512816 > so she would be sleeping on the couch and I would be going at it on the computer literally right next to her. I hope she didn't awake ever. Oh you dirty liar. You wanted her to wake up.

>>	Sakura !RAILgUnr8s Tue Jun 21 21:07:56 2011 No.7512836 >>7512832 I thought about doing something to her sometimes, but never did.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 21:07:56 2011 No.7512835 I always wondered if you fap to hentai is something wrong with us or is it pretty normal?

Anonymous Tue Jun 21 21:08:56 2011 No.7512839

>>7512816
are you a guy or a girl?

>>7512815
you're much more likely to get banned in /jp/ than on other boards. your thread will quickly die on /a/ and /v/ and be deleted. on /jp/ your posts stay alive for a long time and a mod may wonder in read the posts get frustrated and ban you for something you did 2 weeks ago.

Anonymous Tue Jun 21 21:08:56 2011 No.7512843
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>>7512604
It appears from the content of your post that you are most likely underage. I feel that I must inform you that 4chan is an 18+ site, and those that are underage should not browse it. Please leave immediately. I have reported this to the moderators, who will surely deal with the issue in a timely manner.

>>	Sakura !RAILgUnr8s Tue Jun 21 21:09:56 2011 No.7512847 >>7512839 Girl, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 21:09:56 2011 No.7512849 >>7512843 I'm 18, I'm living at home until college starts in fall.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 21:10:56 2011 No.7512851 Fap to loli 2d pics with open door and get caught

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 21:10:56 2011 No.7512855 >>7512843 >most likely He speaks like an angry teenager, I'd say 'definitely'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 21:11:56 2011 No.7512858 >>7512849 >18 Not underaged, but still a kid. Probably new as fuck t' boot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 21:12:56 2011 No.7512860 >>7512847 that's disturbing. your step father should've raped you good so you wouldn't ever think about sexually abusing that sleeping girl. why does /v/ get traps pretending to be girls and /jp/ get lesbians from /cgl/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 21:13:56 2011 No.7512867 >>7512843 >report someone for being underage when they are 18 >we'll see how the issue will be dealt with a timely manner

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 21:14:56 2011 No.7512868 >family member watches you jerk off for 1/3 of a minute She wants to... oh someone beat me to it.

>>	Sakura !RAILgUnr8s Tue Jun 21 21:15:56 2011 No.7512872 >>7512860 /v/ gets traps pretending to be girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 21:16:56 2011 No.7512876 File: 78 KB, 499x374, giant_miu_wrecks_city.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7512867 Your samefagging is obvious, OP. Also, no-one is buying the story about you being 18.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 21:19:56 2011 No.7512879 >>7512872 yes. life isn't fair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 21:20:56 2011 No.7512881 >>7512876 How am I samefagging? wtf?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 21:21:56 2011 No.7512888 >>7512881 You're amusing, as in clown-getting-a-pie-in-the-face amusing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 21:30:56 2011 No.7512923 It doesn't matter what board this belongs on; the point is it's not this one. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

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