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Suddenly, China appears in your room. She bestows upon you an unholy, superhuman gift: the power to understand the Japanese language.

What is your next course of action?

>> No.750178

Ask for something I don't already have?

>> No.750180
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>China
>power to understand the Japanese language.

>> No.750185

I do not know
Maybe I would like
translate something
I dunno

>> No.750186

>>750172
Alice is envious of china's tits.

>> No.750188

Spend some quality time with my hoard of untranslated Touhou hentai doujins

>> No.750189

HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG OF YAGO

>> No.750194

I'd start by reading all the untranslated shit I've ever wanted to, and also rereading a lot of the translated shit I've already read but in the original language this time. Then I'd work on translating some stuff myself, I guess.

>> No.750195

Read touhou futa

>> No.750196

>>750172

If that means the complete understanding of the Japanese language across all era and geopgraphic location, that means I can start being a language professor.

>> No.750215

>>750195
This man has the right idea. Also, I'd begin translating all the stuff that I like and has no translation as of the moment.

And troll 2ch.

>> No.750220

>>750172
I'd start becoming rich off of translating, like SaHa does.

>> No.750223

I already have that power, so I take her superhuman strength instead. Then I rape her.

>> No.750230

Tell Sakuya the door guard is slacking off again.

>> No.750237

>>750230

Then double-team Sakuya with China when she shows up?

>> No.750241
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>> No.750295

>>750237
Of course.

>> No.750303

I would translate doujins for you guys and thus have a decent sized e-penis.

>> No.750323

I'd hoard the ability for myself and simply watch raws and read manga everyone else wants to but can't because of lack of translation.
And I know all of you would too. Quit lying.

>> No.750331

>>750323

I've got nothing but time, and lots of things I'd love to see translated.

>> No.750339

>>750331
And soon enough you'd realize you could be going much faster down the list of things you want to see translated by not subbing it and just moving on to the next.
You are a bad man and you know it.

>> No.750380

>>750172
>What is your next course of action?

I offer to buy Meiling dinner in thanks for the language.

Then, when she least expects it, I run out on the bill.

>> No.750382

>>750380

You are one bad dude!

>> No.750385

>>750380
Oh, China better know about the Dine & Dash, or she's screwed! Remilia doesn't pay her, you know.

>> No.750390

>>750172

Well I'll take the gift obviously, and hopefully it will help me find a good job when I graduate since I'll be able to speak 3 languages then

>> No.750404
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>>750382
>>750385

Actually I wouldn't really do something so horrible, I just said I would to throw off you people at /jp/. I'd actually be really polite and pay for everything, but in return I'd want to hear about life as a Youkai. I bet it's fascinating!

>> No.750414

>>750404
Kinda ironic that a character named with such a western name can't speak english.

>> No.750441

>>750172
now i has double the japanese wisedom

>> No.750445
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>>750404
also, sometimes I joke about doing bad things because I mistakenly beleive it makes me respected, although I am too kind hearted to actually do such things.

>> No.750456

>>750339

That's not what "I want to see translated" means, at least not in the context of a hypothetical situation where I know moon.

>> No.750477

>>750323
It's what I do. *shrug*

>> No.750503

>>750404
is this shooped?

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>>750385 Dine & Dash
>> Diner Dash
Oh god Flo turns me on every time I visit the budget games' section of Walmart.

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