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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:35:02 2011 No.7498968 File: 78 KB, 397x393, 345645.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I dont realy like pudding. ..I would not mind some of that cock you have there though~

>>	Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI Sat Jun 18 20:36:02 2011 No.7498973 Does anyone eat while touching themselves? It's a completely alien concept to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:38:02 2011 No.7498981 That doesn't look like cum. That vein is fucking huge.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:39:02 2011 No.7498983 >>7498962 Look at her shes the dream of every man ever. I'd totally eat it for the sake of love. And since this is 2D i'd totaly cum while eating it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:40:02 2011 No.7498990 File: 40 KB, 514x410, yaranaika_ten.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7498962

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:40:02 2011 No.7498992 I can't tell if artists actually like smegma or just do it to be gross

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:41:02 2011 No.7498997 File: 221 KB, 550x550, 3214.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am so sorry where are my manners! Allow me to clean your delicious looking p0n0s with my mouth as a apology.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:42:02 2011 No.7499001 >>7498981 The pudding cup is open. There's pudding all over her penis. The implication is she fucked the pudding cup and now she wants the viewer to eat the freshly inseminated pudding. What's on the spoon is pudding and semen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:44:02 2011 No.7499008 >>7499001 Actually, it's dickcheese. Check the tags.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:46:02 2011 No.7499014 >>7499008 I don't know where this image came from.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:46:02 2011 No.7499016 I'm not sure if I could do this. But maybe. I'd just need to be brave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:47:02 2011 No.7499019 How does dick cheese taste? I've never had enough on mine to check.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:49:02 2011 No.7499027 >>7499019 I'm going to guess, old semen, piss and dirt. I doubt dead skin really has a taste, so maybe just the first two.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:50:02 2011 No.7499033 >>7499008 So is she just feeding you normal pudding while leaving her dick full of dickcheese in plain sight to mess with your head?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:51:02 2011 No.7499035 File: 28 KB, 394x393, NOWIVELOSTIThuurgh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...You'll have to kill me before I put that in my mouth

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:53:02 2011 No.7499045 I feel disgusted looking at that, and I've seen many things on this site over the years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:54:02 2011 No.7499053 >>7499019 Like cheese. Stop overthinking obvious stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:55:02 2011 No.7499055 I'm not convinced it's dickcheese.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:57:02 2011 No.7499061 >>7499053 No, no. Take peanut butter for example - it has the same word structure, but it doesn't taste like butter. Judging by that, I doubt dick cheese tastes like cheese. Like dick, maybe? But then, how does dick taste like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:58:02 2011 No.7499064 >>7499061 Dick tastes like dick. There you go overthinking again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:59:02 2011 No.7499067 >>7499061 ..A dick? Now where are all those "femanons" and other little girls when we need them. Or do we have anyone flexible enough here to tell us?

Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:01:02 2011 No.7499079

>>7499067
It's salty. How salty it is depends on how long it has been since it was last washed.

Not washing it also brings about some... peculiar... tastes. The smell is also stronger on unwashed genitalia.

By the way, the way doujinshi portray it is very true; the smell does make you go sort of crazy and craving.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:02:02 2011 No.7499084 >>7499079 That's nice. Now go fuck yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:03:02 2011 No.7499087 >>7499033 I'm pretty sure she just fucked the pudding cup and is feeding you some combination of pudding and dick residue (semen, smegma, dead skin cells, etc.)

Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:03:02 2011 No.7499088

>>7499067
>anyone flexible enough here to tell us?

It seriously tastes like dick. There is no equivalent food you can pick up in the market that tastes like dick. There are no analogies, it's just dick. Or skin rather. Suck on your arm and it's pretty much the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:04:02 2011 No.7499096 >>7499079 Oh, and semen is also slightly salty. It has consistency, but that melts immediately after it comes into contact with saliva.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:05:02 2011 No.7499100 >>7499096 Semen varies according to diet and sometimes isn't salty at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:05:02 2011 No.7499101 >>7499079 >the smell does make you go sort of crazy and craving. That's actually a bit worrying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:06:02 2011 No.7499107 File: 35 KB, 664x578, sadkuroko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7499079 >the smell does make you go sort of crazy and craving

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:07:02 2011 No.7499116 >>7499101 Its a sexual object Anon. It had better atleast somewhat do the job for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:07:02 2011 No.7499117 >>7499067 >Or do we have anyone flexible enough here to tell us? it pretty much tastes the same as your arm or leg like >>7499088 said, but that might be because I clean myself daily

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:09:02 2011 No.7499128 >>7499116 I guess so, but that sounds a bit scary. I didn't know it could do that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:09:02 2011 No.7499133 >>7499100 It's funny, because you must have sucked more dicks than >>7499096 to know this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:11:02 2011 No.7499138 >>7499067 Used to be flexible enough. It really doesn't have any taste, except perhaps a slightly sweaty/salty taste if you haven't bathed after sweating from the heat.

Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:11:02 2011 No.7499140
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>>7499128

Start thinking of your dick like a Getter Ray machine then. That'll get you over your dicks might.

>All women are powerless before the might of a penis

How I wish I had that image

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:13:02 2011 No.7499149 >>7499128 To me, it just makes dicks sound more appealing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:13:02 2011 No.7499150 >>7499140 It's partially that, and partially because I don't want that power used against me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:16:02 2011 No.7499155 >>7499133 No, I went through a phase in which I ate my own jism for a period of several months. It really actually changes from day to day. Try it and see.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:18:02 2011 No.7499163 >>7499150 Don't want to turn into a dick-craving slut instantly because you smelled a dick for a minute or so? I don't blame you. I feel bad for you. >>7499133 I bet you can find this stuff on a science book or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:19:02 2011 No.7499166 >>7499155 >I went through a phase in which I ate my own jism for a period of several months. Why.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:21:02 2011 No.7499175 >>7499163 Why do you feel bad for me? Please explain.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:22:02 2011 No.7499182 >>7499175 Suck some dick, look back on your past self and you'll understand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:23:02 2011 No.7499185 >>7499163 Isn't it better to not want it, since none of us will get to experience this anyway?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:23:02 2011 No.7499187 So does dickcheese smell like the back of your ear if you havent washed it in a while? if so that smell is quite arousing to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:24:02 2011 No.7499190 It reminds me of this vid where a guy froze his cum for a year and after de-freeze it give it to it's girlfriend so she can eat it. He saved something like 700ml of cum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:25:02 2011 No.7499192 >>7499182 It's too much effort to go looking for something I don't particularly want. I'm nice and comfortable where I am now.

Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:25:02 2011 No.7499194
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>>7499175
There is happiness in sucking a million dicks.
Having someone pat your head after you have done a good job and swallowed, nothing beats that feel.

..If doujins are to be belived.

Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:26:02 2011 No.7499201

>>7499185

You don't have to suck your own dick to eat your semen. You can, you know, just lick it off your hand when you're done. Though, nowadays it strikes me as kind of pointless as I'm no longer excited by then, but it used to be good wholesome fun.

>>7499166

Why not?

Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:26:02 2011 No.7499202

>>7499185
Crave something you can't quite attain. Appreciate that feeling. That bad, heart-twisting, mind-drowning feeling that affects the actions of your frontal lobe and makes you do things you don't normally do.

It's one of the things that make you human.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:27:02 2011 No.7499206 File: 111 KB, 500x500, Pretend.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And this thread is why i love /jp/. I love you all guys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:30:02 2011 No.7499213 >>7499194 I really don't like compliments. Perhaps another reason it's not for me. But I'm not sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:35:02 2011 No.7499231 >>7499008 Actually it's cum. Dickcheese or smegma is what collects under a foreskin after you don't wash it for several days. As you can see, she just recently came, and she has no foreskin. Whoever tagged it smegma doesn't know what smegma is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:38:02 2011 No.7499237 Its just cum and flan, grow up kids.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:39:02 2011 No.7499242 >>7499237 Flan, you mean the mexican based pudding? >Why

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:46:02 2011 No.7499278 >>7499231 Circumcision isn't that popular over there though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:48:02 2011 No.7499287 >>7499278 inb4 that doujin of a girl breaking up with her boyfriend because he has foreskin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:49:02 2011 No.7499293 Looks like she put pudding on her dick, then scraped the pudding onto a spoon. No cum. No smegma. Just pudding from her pee pee place. screw what everybody else says!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:50:02 2011 No.7499297 >>7499140 Buttsex is quite obviously awesome so I don't know why everyone's afraid of it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:52:02 2011 No.7499311 >>7499287 That was phimosis if I remember correctly. uncut =! phimosis

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:53:02 2011 No.7499316 >>7499297 I dunno, it's just something I don't want to try. Then again, easily scared.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:53:02 2011 No.7499318 pixiv.net/tags.php?tag=ふたなりっ娘にお尻掘られたい Hey a tag. Something about futanari excavating your butt.

>>	KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ Sat Jun 18 21:55:19 2011 No.7499323 File: 359 KB, 981x1242, 44.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7498962 On her Desktop she is using Firefox but it looks like internet explorer from 98

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:56:02 2011 No.7499332 >>7499318 "Futanari who I want to have my ass ravaged by". It's a silly tag, because it implies that there are futanari out there who don't induce this desire.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:02:02 2011 No.7499365 >>7499202 Too bad it's immediately followed by that feeling when you've got your legs above your head and you're thinking "Oh God what am I doing", but it's too late to abort.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:07:02 2011 No.7499387 If this was /d/, this thread would have devolved into fighting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:10:02 2011 No.7499398 File: 213 KB, 620x876, e2098677abb4e9ef10799122167bbc72.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7499332 Time to look for a "Futanari i would like to get throat fucked by" tag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:11:02 2011 No.7499402 >>7499387 Over what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:13:02 2011 No.7499410 >>7499402 /d/ is full of anal pain and normalfags who hate Futas

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:14:02 2011 No.7499414 File: 43 KB, 432x434, 1307147904574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7499410 >/d/ >hate futas

>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Sat Jun 18 22:14:02 2011 No.7499417 >>7499410 Most of the buttanger is because of the futa spammer, though. If there was a sane amount of it it'd be fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:14:02 2011 No.7499418 >>7499398 >>7499398 more futa-chan, please. that's art.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:14:02 2011 No.7499420 >>7499187 it varies, but it's more like how your finger smells after you stick it into your navel

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:18:02 2011 No.7499432 File: 174 KB, 850x680, sample_107d81b9068ff709afa9058297b9b64c266cb5f6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7499414 >go to /d/ >post futa thread >sagebombed in minutes >pic related

Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:18:02 2011 No.7499437
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>>7499410
You are just complaining because you can't have each and every single thread in ever page dedicated to futanari.

Far too often do I see you fags posting your abominations in my nice and healthy monstergirl threads for no good reason. Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:20:02 2011 No.7499445 >>7499437 >Implying my porn collection is anything but handpicked, glorious pictures.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:20:02 2011 No.7499447 >>7499432 ...guys, if /jp/ will become the new futa paradise, I move here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:22:02 2011 No.7499453 >>7499445 >>7499437 Stop it, you're starting the kind of fight we were happy that we are able to avoid by not being on /d/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:24:02 2011 No.7499463 >>7499432 I like how dicks in futanari have no physical connection to the body. The dick just seems to... appear... from the nethereal. Fascinating.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:24:02 2011 No.7499466 >>7499447 >futa paradise >blue board

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:25:02 2011 No.7499471 >>7499447 we all crave dick here

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:25:02 2011 No.7499473 Most people just DL everything, regardless of how terrible the artstyle, proportions, etc. are. They see too much blimp-penises they don't know what quality futa is. Futa loli though, is certainly heaven though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:25:02 2011 No.7499476 >>7499453 yeah. those guys forgot what futa and monstergirls have in common... the love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:26:02 2011 No.7499480 >>7499466 I think the mods abandoned us again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:26:02 2011 No.7499482 >>7499473 I think you mean futa lolidom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:27:02 2011 No.7499486 >>7499471 I haven't fallen yet. I wonder how long it will take though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:28:02 2011 No.7499492 >>7499480 ...mods? what's a mods?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:28:02 2011 No.7499493 >>7499480 I can hardly see how /jp/ is sfw though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:29:02 2011 No.7499502 >>7499466 >futa paradise >blue balls it can't be helped... fuck yea.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:31:02 2011 No.7499509 File: 109 KB, 406x406, 1269001021276.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Work safe >/Jp/ >Work >/Jp/ Riiiight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:32:02 2011 No.7499518 File: 240 KB, 800x600, d4fcf492ee0bed29e831be13183075c3..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] glorious futa

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:33:02 2011 No.7499523 >>7499509 Go away, Destrado.

>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Sat Jun 18 22:33:02 2011 No.7499525 File: 33 KB, 305x315, Rei Ayanami holding her dislocated jaw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7499509 >/Jp/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:34:02 2011 No.7499531 File: 250 KB, 840x838, 1308346056442.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If..If its anon-kun i dont mind! P-please suck on it!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:35:02 2011 No.7499535 >>7499509 Reithrowingupgangsigns.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:35:02 2011 No.7499540 >>7499531 -suck suck suck-

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:36:02 2011 No.7499549 >>7499518 At least post the ones where they're caving some lucky faceless man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:37:02 2011 No.7499553 why can't real girls have dicks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:37:02 2011 No.7499555 >>7499549 Jeffr? on /jp/? OH MY

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:37:02 2011 No.7499558 File: 77 KB, 800x600, 43313-MWTW3XM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Futas first time reading doujins

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:39:02 2011 No.7499565 >>7499531 >>7499540 Don't do that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:40:02 2011 No.7499571 >>7499553 because real dicks+real girls= Vomitgirl.exe

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:41:02 2011 No.7499584 >>7499565 -suck- why? it tastes so good<3 -suck suck-

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:42:02 2011 No.7499591 WOAH HOO! WHY DO I LIKE STUFF LIKE THIS?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:43:02 2011 No.7499603 >>7499591 welcome

>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Sat Jun 18 22:44:02 2011 No.7499606 >>7499584 >>>/vp/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:47:02 2011 No.7499623 >>7499555 No not jeffr, I'm talking about Potato House, the only artist I know of so far to do a futa x male anal DP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:47:02 2011 No.7499624 File: 184 KB, 1050x1500, 7b9bd9377ccac1516bc879acabd6031f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder how long untill I post something that crosses the line.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:48:02 2011 No.7499625 >>7499571 But you could be sucking dick or getting rammed up the ass and be looking at a cute face at the same time!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:50:02 2011 No.7499634 File: 72 KB, 550x826, wood26.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DICKS DICKS DICKS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:50:02 2011 No.7499638 >>7499625 I won't speak for everyone, but I think it only works in 2d. So I keep that fantasy in 2d.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:51:02 2011 No.7499647 File: 211 KB, 1050x1500, 52da41a7d569a993988a4240664a2a00..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7499624

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:52:02 2011 No.7499648 >>7499623 uh, didn't know that...actually I follow jeffr because i really dig his style, futa on male don't appeal me in a particular way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:52:02 2011 No.7499650 >>7499638 you can't take away my dreams

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:53:02 2011 No.7499655 >>7499638 Everything is better in fantasy. That'll also be the tagline for the Touhou movie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:53:02 2011 No.7499661 >>7499650 Well, believe what you want I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:54:02 2011 No.7499664 >>7499655 Well yeah, obviously. That's the sad truth. Some things just don't work in reality.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:57:02 2011 No.7499674 >>7499655 ...I'm not sure to understand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 23:10:02 2011 No.7499718 (sfx: people fapping at girls with dicks)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 23:13:02 2011 No.7499736 >>7499647 >>7499624 Bosshi is the one futa drawer I always enjoy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 23:14:02 2011 No.7499738 >>7499736 I do love Bosshi. Futaclub is something I fap to on a regular basis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 23:16:02 2011 No.7499747 >>7499738 I like when they make uncontrollable amounts of cum why are Touhou futa artists so boring? They have infinite magic and powers to work with.

Anonymous Sat Jun 18 23:18:02 2011 No.7499751

>>7499747

That's pretty much only the lolis though, Mao and the other girl. The loli with the little cock pretty much cums for ever. Mao is pretty much length, girth and semen volume.

I think it's pretty hot because it's very unconventional considering most doujins.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 23:22:02 2011 No.7499760 >>7499751 so, I'm the only one that likes Maou11? I find strange that he's never mentioned.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 23:24:02 2011 No.7499765 >>7499625 Well, you can always get one of those fucking machines and use it while looking at superior 2D.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 23:29:02 2011 No.7499782 >>7499765 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 23:50:02 2011 No.7499855 oh well, I've sucked enough fat girl dicks for today...I'm going. I really hope that this is still here tomorrow...

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