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How to troll /jp/?

>> No.7496689

Oh wow is that zune?

>> No.7496693

touhou at her computer

>> No.7496695

Nice double doubles.

>> No.7496703

>imply you're a woman who has a girlfriend while typing like a retard and omplaining about how they sage your thread. Make references to /v/ somewhere and ask for someone to translate "The pleasure of being cummed inside" in Japanese. Then complain about how the board is too slow and it needs some tripfriend drama and post the forumsprings of the usual suspects. Then turn your thread into an idol thread.

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Summer!

>> No.7496739

>>7496703
Business as usual. It'll take a lot more than that.

>> No.7497020

Mention any anime
Say you're from /a/
Recommend going to /a/
Say /v/ is good depending on the time of day
Mention 3D being better than 2D - provide reasons
Post flanfly
Post saten
Say you only like Touhou for the music, hats, characters or pictures
Post pokemon music in the /jp/ music stream
Mention you have friends
Ask what /jp/ when their shitbucket is full - do they shit on their carpet, or venture down the hall to the bathroom and risk an encounter with a member of their family
Ask why VNs are shit
Say anime is better than black and white doujins
Mention you like moe characters
Pretend you are a female that likes bishounen
Post nuclear explosions but make a different topic of discussion
Call people on /jp/ normals when they list their fetish
Mention you've filtered all trip users

>> No.7497024

Create Rance General

>> No.7497025

>>7497020
That's shitposting, not trolling. I really wish more people would understand the difference.

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>>7497020

A veteran, I see.

>> No.7497028

talk about 2hu

>> No.7497032

>>7497025
You can troll by shitposting, too.

>> No.7497035
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7497035

Trolling is similar to Socratic irony. You have to support an unpopular opinion as fact with actual facts mixed with intentional logical fallacies. The best trolls tell the truth and just change a small but important bit.

>> No.7497037

>>7497032

I wouldn't say anime>manga/doujin, I enjo either. Also I don't really see Saten threads as shitposting, or people reacting badly to that. It almost seems that /jp/ loves Saten.

>> No.7497038

>>7497020

It's not really trolling if it's that blatantly obvious.

You need to understand /jp/ well enough to avoid these. And then you need to understand /jp/ to a point where you can come up with something clever enough posters will fall for.

>> No.7497039

>>7497035
But when you start trolling with actual facts, you risk actually converting yourself over to the viewpoint you're trying to troll with. That's how I became a misogynist.

>> No.7497040

>>7497039
But when you start trolling with actual facts, you risk actually converting yourself over to the viewpoint you're trying to troll with. That's how I became a pedophile.

>> No.7497041

>>7497039

I like to think that most guys arn't misogynists. They just hate feminists.

>> No.7497042

>>7497020
>Say you only like Touhou for the music, hats, characters or pictures
Wait. There are other reasons to like it?

>> No.7497045

>>7497038
> And then you need to understand /jp/ to a point where you can come up with something clever enough posters will fall for.
>possibly implying /jp/ is too intelligent to be trolled

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.7497046

>>7497040

>Pedophile
>Not lolicon
>Implying pedophiles arn't pig disgusting.

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>>7497039
Yes, and that's why most people fail at trolling by changing opinions halfway/taking offense at something their victim said/whatever. You have to create some sort of barrier between your trolls and actual opinions.

>> No.7497050

>>7497041
I personally hate everyone. Even in this thread. Even your neighbour is hated by me.

>> No.7497055

>>7497041
Many people define being opposed to feminism as misogyny. But if you strictly define it as actually hating women, I guess I'm not. I just hate the ideas they have been corrupted with and follow blindly, though without ill intent.

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>>7497055
Well, that's what misogyny is, actively hating all women. Now, hating on retarded feminists who project their own emotional instability as something normal, that's another story.

>> No.7497064

>>7497055

No, Feminism is ill intent, watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADylz6XoeWg

I don't hate women, because there are some good women. But most of them are raised to take advantage of men.

>> No.7497066

>>7497064
Just like most men are raised to take advantage of women, nothing to see here.

>> No.7497068

>>7497066

Men are raised to not hit women, treat them right, hold the door for them, pay for dinner. These men are prayed on as living pocket books.

Watch the video.

>> No.7497070

>>7497045
Trolling used to mean you had to cause some amount of emotional distress in your victims. Maybe you could technically call it trolling if you simply tricked them into an argument and wasted a lot of their time, but it would be really crappy trolling, since you would have wasted just as much time on it yourself. If you stick to this definition, it's nearly impossible to troll /jp/, since we're too emotionless to care about anything you might try to stir us up with.

However, if you use the modern definition of "making a non-serious post and getting people to reply to it", I guess you sucked us right into that one.

>> No.7497072

If you are participating in this retarded /r9k/-tier "feminism" discussion you could not be any more autistic.

You are getting trolled in a thread that started with "How to troll /jp/?". I'm sure it gets more retarded than that but I cannot presently think how.

>> No.7497074

>>7497064
I won't bother watching such a crappy video. What I meant is that most normal women have no ill intent in their destructive actions, they are simply following their social conditioning. The feminists who enforce this social conditioning, however, are a different story.

>> No.7497076

>>7497072

>Doesn't agree with me.
>Must be trolling.

>> No.7497077

>>7497074

It's okay, we all know people who ignore contradicting opinions are afraid of being wrong.

>> No.7497081

>>7497025
It isn't shitposting. Anime > doujins/manga. I'm also a secondary and don't shit in a bucket. I'm not from /a/ but it's better than /jp/. Just because I say these things, doesn't mean I'm shitposting. It just means your tiny mind can't comprehend that other people feel that way.

>>7497027
No, I'm quite new.

>>7497038
It isn't trolling when someone experesses an opinion. I remember the good old days before 4chan, when "troll" was just a mythical creature. Now everyone uses the word arbitrarily to describe anyone smarter than they are, anyone who tells a joke, anyone with a sense of humour, or anyone who posts their opinions they don't share. It's quite stupid actually. You even fell for it yourself.

>> No.7497087

>>7497081

Trolling has become less a word in internet society and more of a defense mechanism. Your mind is dependent on what it considers to be truths. Usually it takes massive events to break these walls down. However when being hit with contradictory evidence or argument, it has become easy to label them as a Troll, which clears you of any guilt and leaves that wall impervious to attack.

>> No.7497093

>>7497081

I dunno, I've been to /a/ before. It's a den of Adult Swim fans and moral faggotry.

>> No.7497103

>>7497087
When I say that VNs are shit, it's because they are slow, have shitty sound effects and anime is better, because it's fully voiced, animated and tells the story much better. I would normally get reported for saying this in /jp/, and given a 0/10.

I only really like slice-of-life anime too. I love Keion and Lucky Star. Moe characters are the best, and mecha-type anime usually bore me and I abandon them. Moe is seen as /a/ material though isn't it, so when you express these things, as you say, you are called a troll and sent back to >>>/a/.

>> No.7497110

>>7497093
The large majority of /a/ threads I've seen are actually about anime. Where /jp/ is about anything you like it to be. /jp/ can't seem to define what /jp/ is about, and will derail in to "trolling". VNs and Touhou? Sure, but what about flavour-of-the-month MMOs, or music, or Japan /new/ material? I'm not sure why /a/ is looked down on for any other reasons that it's faster, there's a rivalry because of the split, and that the people there are more normal and adjusted than the people here.

>> No.7497111

>>7497103
>Moe is seen as /a/ material
I--what? You don't even understand the words you're using.
>anime is better because it's fully voiced, animated and tells the story much better.
That's like saying movies are better than books because movies have actors and sound. It's not /jp/'s fault you have ADHD.

>> No.7497119

>>7497110
It's mostly because they >imply>mfw and use other things that are considered shitposting and should stay in /b/v/sp/. Also because they're underage and have lower powerlevels on average.

>> No.7497127

>>7497111
Reading a book takes a long time while maintaining a high level of concentration, and requires you to remember every single detail and giving everyone voices, while trying not to fall asleep. Watching the movie provides you with the whole story and each character becomes alive on their own, and is much faster and has music too. Why would you read a book when you can watch the movie?*

*Ideally, where both are equal, and parts are not removed/changed.

Example, I just read 12 panels of some black and white doujin. I didn't get much from it. Now, those 12 panels in an anime could have been adorable, moe, exciting and caused several memes to be made on Youtube. No one is going to tell you to go back to >>>/a/ if you even admit that anime is better. Stop trying to distance yourself from something just because some people see it negatively.

>> No.7497126

>>7497110
/jp/ has just as much shitposting, but at least we don't use /v/ memes while doing it!

>> No.7497124

>>7497103

I have been watching K-on, Lucky Star, Nichijou because I just happen to like KyoAni's slice of life shows, that's pretty much all I watch show wise. I have some VNs, I have some Manga and a ton of Hentai/Doujin. Thing is that seperates /a/ from /jp/ is obsession level. /a/ is full of normalfags who like anime, whereas /jp/ feels more like the back alleyway where everyone is seedy and perverted and has way, way more aggressive opinions.

I don't think stuff like Moe and Waifus are banned here, but it just so happens you can't have a good thread about that without alot of massive OP IS A FAGGOT.

>> No.7497142

>>7497127

I don't think either are better, but they have their time and place. Most animes today are now in Manga, Anime and Novella form

>> No.7497143

>>7497127
>Reading a book takes a long time while maintaining a high level of concentration, and requires you to remember every single detail and giving everyone voices, while trying not to fall asleep.
>It's not /jp/'s fault you have ADHD.

Seriously though, you make it sound like a challenge. Unless you're reading the Critique of Pure Reason, reading should not require a special mental effort, especially if it's fiction. I know you understand comparing media is retarded so I won't get into that.

>> No.7497172

>>7497143

I myself usually prefer short novels to books. Because I go overboard and tend to read an entire book in one night.

>> No.7497232

>>7497172
I really never found any big difference between the two. Maybe it's because I read a lot?

>> No.7497245

>>7497232

Thing is I have Hyperfocus disorder, so when I read something as engrossing as a book I forget about everything from eating, sleeping, anything short of using the bathroom. So i'll burn through a book and not do anything else for 5-7 hours depending on length.

So I read short stories to prevent that from happening.

>> No.7497352

>>7497245
Oh, I see. When I focus on reading, the only thing I do is eat and use the bathroom some times a day, and go to sleep.

>> No.7497768

Trolling doesn't exist.

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>> No.7498045

>>7497143
I find reading books very difficult. I can read text on my computer no problem, but get kind of bored if I do it for a long time. I normally put some music on too. Where as I normally have to read books in bed, and it's very difficult to read them. I'll read a few pages, and then start to forget what I just read, and find myself going back a page and starting over because it didn't sink in. It's hard on my concentration and I get sleepy. Besides, anime is purely better than comic books/manga.

>> No.7498053

ZUN has some nice ass shirts.

>> No.7498057

>>7497245
Wait, that's a "disorder" now?
What the fuck.

>> No.7498076

>>7498057
Being different in anyway is a disorder.

>> No.7498088

>>7498057
When it can affect your health (for instance, by making you forget vital things like eating), it's pretty safe to classify it as a disorder.

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