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7492516 No.7492516[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>you have missed out on teenage love
>you'll never be 15 and in love
>lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
>not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
>only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
>you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
>you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just fuck like rabbits
>you're in your 20's now
>gotta get a good job
>gotta be a serious man now
>all the good ones are taken
>maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
>they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
>they have already had tonnes of partners and have loose, used up pussies
>mfw you've missed out on teenage love
>mfw you've missed out on the most beautiful thing in this life

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Reported.

>> No.7492531

Cool copypasta.

>> No.7492542

Mhpf, maybe in my next life.

>> No.7492543

>>7492516
Stay in school, kid.

>> No.7492544

>you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"

A real man would finish by jerking off on her face while pulling her hair.

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Reported

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>You have missed out on war
>You will never be 22 and at war
>Stabbing your enemies to death, watching for signs of movement, discussing ear collections
>Not worrying about gay shit like relationships
>Your only worry in life is whether or not you can aim better than the other guy
>You'll never beat a man to death with your bare hands, your body becoming so hot that you wish you could leap into a pile of snow, squeezing every drop of life out of his pathetic little neck as he wheezes "kuso"
>You'll never have comrades around everyday, doing their best to ensure that none of you get fucking shot
>You're in your 30's now
>Your body has atrophied
>The fat is piling up
>Your pig disgusting bitch left your ass
>You'll never have brothers in war
>You've never felt true excitement, so you've become jaded and bitter
>Your stomach flaps around like some loose vagina an you have to buy a new chair to accommodate your weight
>mfw you've missed out on war
>mfw you've missed out on the most important thing in life

amidoinitrite?

>> No.7492631

But.. Teenage love is what lead me to being a shut-in.

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